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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:32 UTC

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 2:04:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<358d039f-7463-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I was giving a lecture on relativity, of course much better than Einstein
> > > > > > could have, and right in the middle of the lecture a mated pair of ducks
> > > > > > walked across the stage, and they had walked through a field of thyme
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > got on their feathers, so I quipped that these animals represent the
> > > > > > thyme
> > > > > > pair-of-ducks.
> > > > > Or the time I went to a meting in my TARDIS. I exited with a “laidy”
> > > > > on
> > > > > each
> > > > > arm. The were the Pair of Doxies of time travel.
> > > >
> > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> >
> > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> JUst the one that matters.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to operate on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into your lady?

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 by: Mike - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 08:25 UTC

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<91f8a5af-892d-4030-999f-f2dc0df6a5dfn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I was giving a lecture on relativity, of course much better than
> > > > > > > Einstein
> > > > > > > could have, and right in the middle of the lecture a mated pair of
> > > > > > > ducks
> > > > > > > walked across the stage, and they had walked through a field of thyme
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > got on their feathers, so I quipped that these animals represent the
> > > > > > > thyme
> > > > > > > pair-of-ducks.
> > > > > > Or the time I went to a meting in my TARDIS. I exited with a “laidy”
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > each
> > > > > > arm. The were the Pair of Doxies of time travel.
> > > > >
> > > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> > >
> > > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> > JUst the one that matters.
>
> so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to operate
> on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into your
> lady?

As a matter of fact -----

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:14 UTC

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 3:26:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<91f8a5af-892d-4030...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I was giving a lecture on relativity, of course much better than
> > > > > > > > Einstein
> > > > > > > > could have, and right in the middle of the lecture a mated pair of
> > > > > > > > ducks
> > > > > > > > walked across the stage, and they had walked through a field of thyme
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > got on their feathers, so I quipped that these animals represent the
> > > > > > > > thyme
> > > > > > > > pair-of-ducks.
> > > > > > > Or the time I went to a meting in my TARDIS. I exited with a “laidy”
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > arm. The were the Pair of Doxies of time travel.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> > > >
> > > > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> > > JUst the one that matters.
> >
> > so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to operate
> > on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into your
> > lady?
> As a matter of fact -----
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like real substances like oxygen and Plutonium.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 15:54 UTC

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > I was giving a lecture on relativity, of course much better than
> > > > > > > > > Einstein
> > > > > > > > > could have, and right in the middle of the lecture a mated pair of
> > > > > > > > > ducks
> > > > > > > > > walked across the stage, and they had walked through a field of thyme
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > got on their feathers, so I quipped that these animals represent the
> > > > > > > > > thyme
> > > > > > > > > pair-of-ducks.
> > > > > > > > Or the time I went to a meting in my TARDIS. I exited with a
> > > > > > > > “laidy”
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > arm. The were the Pair of Doxies of time travel.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > > > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> > > > >
> > > > > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> > > > JUst the one that matters.
> > >
> > > so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to operate
> > > on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into
> > > your
> > > lady?
> > As a matter of fact -----
>
> I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like real
> substances like oxygen and Plutonium.

You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not wear a
sweater maid of the stuff.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 18:47 UTC

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 10:54:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7b8676b3-2fa9-4ccd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I was giving a lecture on relativity, of course much better than
> > > > > > > > > > Einstein
> > > > > > > > > > could have, and right in the middle of the lecture a mated pair of
> > > > > > > > > > ducks
> > > > > > > > > > walked across the stage, and they had walked through a field of thyme
> > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > got on their feathers, so I quipped that these animals represent the
> > > > > > > > > > thyme
> > > > > > > > > > pair-of-ducks.
> > > > > > > > > Or the time I went to a meting in my TARDIS. I exited with a
> > > > > > > > > “laidy”
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > arm. The were the Pair of Doxies of time travel.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > > > > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> > > > > JUst the one that matters.
> > > >
> > > > so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to operate
> > > > on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into
> > > > your
> > > > lady?
> > > As a matter of fact -----
> >
> > I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like real
> > substances like oxygen and Plutonium.
> You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not wear a
> sweater maid of the stuff.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use the quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator on R it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 10:46 UTC

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c6477fb1-c351-43ec-99e5-bb12a36478fcn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > > > > > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> > > > > > JUst the one that matters.
> > > > >
> > > > > so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to
> > > > > operate
> > > > > on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into
> > > > > your
> > > > > lady?
> > > > As a matter of fact -----
> > >
> > > I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like real
> > > substances like oxygen and Plutonium.
> > You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not wear
> > a
> > sweater maid of the stuff.
>
> That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we
> will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use the
> quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to
> know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator on R
> it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.

Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 5:46:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c6477fb1-c351-43ec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > They were on your arms? Off the ground? My, you're a he-man!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > They were part of my carry on/off luggage.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So, like, how many of your personal effects can you stuff into a woman?
> > > > > > > JUst the one that matters.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so do you mean like you have some stuff that the Higgs bozon has to
> > > > > > operate
> > > > > > on to turn into matter and then after it matters, you can insert it into
> > > > > > your
> > > > > > lady?
> > > > > As a matter of fact -----
> > > >
> > > > I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like real
> > > > substances like oxygen and Plutonium.
> > > You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not wear
> > > a
> > > sweater maid of the stuff.
> >
> > That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we
> > will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use the
> > quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to
> > know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator on R
> > it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.
> Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood for racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of the car.

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On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<51c0a5a8-ef0a-431f-851d-ebacf47ce5e9n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like
> > > > > real
> > > > > substances like oxygen and Plutonium.
> > > > You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not
> > > > wear
> > > > a
> > > > sweater maid of the stuff.
> > >
> > > That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we
> > > will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use the
> > > quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to
> > > know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator on R
> > > it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.
> > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
>
> Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood for
> racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of the
> car.

Any exit line in a clutch situation

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 15:56 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 10:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<51c0a5a8-ef0a-431f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I don't think facts can matter together to make matter. It takes like
> > > > > > real
> > > > > > substances like oxygen and Plutonium.
> > > > > You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not
> > > > > wear
> > > > > a
> > > > > sweater maid of the stuff.
> > > >
> > > > That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we
> > > > will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use the
> > > > quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to
> > > > know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator on R
> > > > it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.
> > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> >
> > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood for
> > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of the
> > car.
> Any exit line in a clutch situation
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch situation.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 19:25 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<126b0da1-7b81-44c3-b9a1-d8415c8855ean@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not
> > > > > > wear
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > sweater maid of the stuff.
> > > > >
> > > > > That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we
> > > > > will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use
> > > > > the
> > > > > quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to
> > > > > know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator
> > > > > on R
> > > > > it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.
> > > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> > >
> > > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood
> > > for
> > > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of
> > > the
> > > car.
> > Any exit line in a clutch situation
>
> We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch situation.

Egg - sactly

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 20:39 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 2:25:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<126b0da1-7b81-44c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You did not consider the casimir effect --- But it helps that I do not
> > > > > > > wear
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > sweater maid of the stuff.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That Casimir thingy-poo is some kind of quantum thing. I don't believe we
> > > > > > will ever understand quantum physics thoroughly ; however, we will use
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > quantum cookbook to do practical things . an analogy is you don't have to
> > > > > > know everything about your car to know that when you put the indicator
> > > > > > on R
> > > > > > it goes backwards, and you when put it on D it goes forward.
> > > > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood
> > > > for
> > > > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of
> > > > the
> > > > car.
> > > Any exit line in a clutch situation
> >
> > We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch situation.
> Egg - sactly
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get broken that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing with nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've bashed them into a wall and they wouldn't break.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 10:11 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5e4717ba-51a3-4e9a-9f5d-b19ef7ccede4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood
> > > > > for
> > > > > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of
> > > > > the
> > > > > car.
> > > > Any exit line in a clutch situation
> > >
> > > We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch
> > > situation.
> > Egg - sactly
>
> yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get broken
> that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing with
> nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've bashed
> them into a wall and they wouldn't break.

Until you get top the store checkout where the bagger succeeds in doing so.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 5:11:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5e4717ba-51a3-4e9a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R stood
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > car.
> > > > > Any exit line in a clutch situation
> > > >
> > > > We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch
> > > > situation.
> > > Egg - sactly
> >
> > yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get broken
> > that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing with
> > nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've bashed
> > them into a wall and they wouldn't break.
> Until you get top the store checkout where the bagger succeeds in doing so.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so they're not called baggers they're called beggars.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 18:14 UTC

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4e3dc50d-f338-4655-b29e-c838afb725e5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R
> > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > car.
> > > > > > Any exit line in a clutch situation
> > > > >
> > > > > We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch
> > > > > situation.
> > > > Egg - sactly
> > >
> > > yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get broken
> > > that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing
> > > with
> > > nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've bashed
> > > them into a wall and they wouldn't break.
> > Until you get top the store checkout where the bagger succeeds in doing so.
>
> Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so they're
> not called baggers they're called beggars.

Which is just begging the question.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 19:24 UTC

On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 1:14:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4e3dc50d-f338-4655...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Funny, I thought the R meant Right Straight Ahead.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah, there's another joke along those lines, someone thought the R
> > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > racing while they were moving forward, and their transmission fell out
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > car.
> > > > > > > Any exit line in a clutch situation
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We used to raise ducks, and often the mother duck got into a clutch
> > > > > > situation.
> > > > > Egg - sactly
> > > >
> > > > yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get broken
> > > > that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing
> > > > with
> > > > nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've bashed
> > > > them into a wall and they wouldn't break.
> > > Until you get top the store checkout where the bagger succeeds in doing so.
> >
> > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so they're
> > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> Which is just begging the question.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the audience.. No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.. Therefore, I was begging the question.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 09:32 UTC

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<aa9b184b-feaf-4ff0-8d6b-541cfa91ee15n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Egg - sactly
> > > > >
> > > > > yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get
> > > > > broken
> > > > > that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing
> > > > > with
> > > > > nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've
> > > > > bashed
> > > > > them into a wall and they wouldn't break.
> > > > Until you get top the store checkout where the bagger succeeds in doing
> > > > so.
> > >
> > > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so
> > > they're
> > > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> > Which is just begging the question.
>
> Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the audience.
> No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.
> Therefore, I was begging the question.

Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
and be aggressive in your requests.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 14:02 UTC

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:32:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<aa9b184b-feaf-4ff0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Egg - sactly
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes, we'd collect the eggs and put them in a sack but they would get
> > > > > > broken
> > > > > > that way so we started putting them in this kind of cardboard box thing
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > nice dividers sized specifically for each egg and then you could've
> > > > > > bashed
> > > > > > them into a wall and they wouldn't break.
> > > > > Until you get top the store checkout where the bagger succeeds in doing
> > > > > so.
> > > >
> > > > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so
> > > > they're
> > > > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> > > Which is just begging the question.
> >
> > Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the audience.
> > No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.
> > Therefore, I was begging the question.
> Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> and be aggressive in your requests.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:15 UTC

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9994e410-794f-4386-a4ec-fc574e902c50n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so
> > > > > they're
> > > > > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> > > > Which is just begging the question.
> > >
> > > Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the
> > > audience.
> > > No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.
> > > Therefore, I was begging the question.
> > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > and be aggressive in your requests.
>
> I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.

Under the fingernails works better

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:25 UTC

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 1:15:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9994e410-794f-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so
> > > > > > they're
> > > > > > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> > > > > Which is just begging the question.
> > > >
> > > > Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the
> > > > audience.
> > > > No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.
> > > > Therefore, I was begging the question.
> > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> >
> > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> Under the fingernails works better
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can build your birdhouse in no time.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 29 Apr 2023 09:59 UTC

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8df9f2e9-8092-4855-a1b4-2ce4a2867757n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so
> > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> > > > > > Which is just begging the question.
> > > > >
> > > > > Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the
> > > > > audience.
> > > > > No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.
> > > > > Therefore, I was begging the question.
> > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > >
> > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> > Under the fingernails works better
>
> that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can build
> your birdhouse in no time.

But a cathouse provides better entertainment.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 29 Apr 2023 12:15 UTC

On Saturday, April 29, 2023 at 4:59:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8df9f2e9-8092-4855...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, they recruit homeless people to do the bagging , so
> > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > not called baggers they're called beggars.
> > > > > > > Which is just begging the question.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once I was giving a talk on pecans. I asked for questions from the
> > > > > > audience.
> > > > > > No one would ask. I asked again, and again , no one would ask a question.
> > > > > > Therefore, I was begging the question.
> > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > >
> > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> > > Under the fingernails works better
> >
> > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can build
> > your birdhouse in no time.
> But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 30 Apr 2023 09:46 UTC

On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<26818356-9be6-491a-a26a-d72cc7036588n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > > >
> > > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> > > > Under the fingernails works better
> > >
> > > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can build
> > > your birdhouse in no time.
> > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
>
> Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.

Not even Claud Rains...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 4:46:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<26818356-9be6-491a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> > > > > Under the fingernails works better
> > > >
> > > > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can build
> > > > your birdhouse in no time.
> > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> >
> > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> Not even Claud Rains...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a field and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it with your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more than claws and it's not easy.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 30 Apr 2023 16:03 UTC

On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1cf0e6e6-7876-40fd-811c-b77c3d3201b5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 4:46:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<26818356-9be6-491a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> > > > > > Under the fingernails works better
> > > > >
> > > > > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can
> > > > > build
> > > > > your birdhouse in no time.
> > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > >
> > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > Not even Claud Rains...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a field
> and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it with
> your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more than
> claws and it's not easy.

So lets hope for a torrent to torment your

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 1 May 2023 17:44 UTC

On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 11:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1cf0e6e6-7876-40fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 4:46:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<26818356-9be6-491a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan limbs.
> > > > > > > Under the fingernails works better
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can
> > > > > > build
> > > > > > your birdhouse in no time.
> > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > >
> > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a field
> > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it with
> > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more than
> > claws and it's not easy.
> So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy in a tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.


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