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 by: Mike - Mon, 1 May 2023 19:22 UTC

On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<945919af-06d1-4a5f-a8a7-af19b7c1d1c8n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan
> > > > > > > > > limbs.
> > > > > > > > Under the fingernails works better
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can
> > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > your birdhouse in no time.
> > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > > >
> > > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > >
> > > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a
> > > field
> > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it
> > > with
> > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more than
> > > claws and it's not easy.
> > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy in a
> tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.

So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job...

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 1 May 2023 21:13 UTC

On Monday, May 1, 2023 at 2:23:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<945919af-06d1-4a5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you were more like the homeless in San Francisco
> > > > > > > > > > > and be aggressive in your requests.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I tried everything . I even tried poking them with burning pecan
> > > > > > > > > > limbs.
> > > > > > > > > Under the fingernails works better
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > that sounds very ecological. Making nails out of old fingers. You can
> > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > your birdhouse in no time.
> > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > > >
> > > > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a
> > > > field
> > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it
> > > > with
> > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more than
> > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy in a
> > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 2 May 2023 06:21 UTC

On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b922d0c9-aa2d-4f7b-bfe1-69d88397920fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > > > >
> > > > > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a
> > > > > field
> > > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it
> > > > > with
> > > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more
> > > > > than
> > > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy
> > > in a
> > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job...
>
> I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.

I did not realize there was that hot a market for them

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, May 2, 2023 at 1:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b922d0c9-aa2d-4f7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a
> > > > > > field
> > > > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw it
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more
> > > > > > than
> > > > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy
> > > > in a
> > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job...
> >
> > I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I just laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you fool!"

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 by: Mike - Tue, 2 May 2023 17:35 UTC

On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<813ea935-3abf-4696-afeb-38791e9d1920n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 2, 2023 at 1:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b922d0c9-aa2d-4f7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > > > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a
> > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more
> > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > > > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy
> > > > > in a
> > > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job...
> > >
> > > I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I just
> laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you fool!”

That would put a chill on your enthusiasm.
T

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 2 May 2023 22:24 UTC

On Tuesday, May 2, 2023 at 12:35:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<813ea935-3abf-4696...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 2, 2023 at 1:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b922d0c9-aa2d-4f7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > > > > > Not even Claud Rains...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in a
> > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more
> > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > > > > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > > > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A guy
> > > > > > in a
> > > > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job...
> > > >
> > > > I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I just
> > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you fool!”
>
> That would put a chill on your enthusiasm.
> T
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Chill out, Mike.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 3 May 2023 08:49 UTC

On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0c1d2942-781d-4e09-bed5-b54745933843n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment. Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > > > > > > Not even Claud Rains... Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more
> > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > > > > > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > > > > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A
> > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > > > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job... I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I
> > > just
> > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.

But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 3 May 2023 14:23 UTC

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 3:51:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0c1d2942-781d-4e09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But a cathouse provides better entertainment. Only if you enjoy Claude Balls.
> > > > > > > > > > > Not even Claud Rains... Man, I've tried to claw rain, it's really difficult . You get out in
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > and you see a raindrop coming at you and you reach up and try to claw
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > your finger nails because after all our hands are really nothing more
> > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > claws and it's not easy.
> > > > > > > > > So lets hope for a torrent to torment your
> > > > > > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A
> > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > > > > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job... I had a tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I
> > > > just
> > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
>
> But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the one for today is "chilly today , hot tamale."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 3 May 2023 14:33 UTC

On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<54d919f0-c0ff-4b9e-9de7-7843bcfe8b98n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A
> > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > > > > > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job... I had a
> > > > > > > > tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> > > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I
> > > > > just
> > > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you
> > > > > fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
> >
> > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
>
> There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the one
> for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 3 May 2023 19:59 UTC

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 9:34:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<54d919f0-c0ff-4b9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > When you're at war, you've got to be careful about those torments. A
> > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > tank can swing it right and left and blast your head off.
> > > > > > > > > So you would prefer being a soldier to be a tankless job.... I had a
> > > > > > > > > tankless job , I sold tankless water heaters.
> > > > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken. I
> > > > > > just
> > > > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you
> > > > > > fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
> > >
> > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> >
> > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the one
> > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny, one of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no lie. The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 4 May 2023 09:58 UTC

On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a6df121d-7794-495d-b4ae-043a75cc9eaan@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken.
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you
> > > > > > > fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
> > > >
> > > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> > >
> > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the one
> > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
>
> when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny, one
> of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no lie.
> The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.

Sho who do you think did it??
The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed him.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 4 May 2023 13:36 UTC

On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 4:58:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a6df121d-7794-495d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > > > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was broken.
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you
> > > > > > > > fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
> > > > >
> > > > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> > > >
> > > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the one
> > > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> >
> > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny, one
> > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no lie.
> > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> Sho who do you think did it??
> The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed him.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to Hawaii to harpoon him.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 4 May 2023 14:18 UTC

On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0a79ef4f-7090-434e-a2cf-80844720cb38n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the
> > > > > one
> > > > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > >
> > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny,
> > > one
> > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no
> > > lie.
> > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > Sho who do you think did it??
> > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > him.
>
> I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> Hawaii to harpoon him.

That is a whale of a tale

=======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Thu, 4 May 2023 14:25 UTC

On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0a79ef4f-7090-434e-a2cf-80844720cb38n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > > > > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was
> > > > > > > > > broken.
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you
> > > > > > > > > fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> > > > >
> > > > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the
> > > > > one
> > > > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > >
> > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny,
> > > one
> > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no
> > > lie.
> > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > Sho who do you think did it??
> > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > him.
>
> I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> Hawaii to harpoon him.

Sounds like a whale of a tale

=======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 5 May 2023 14:00 UTC

On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 9:27:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0a79ef4f-7090-434e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I did not realize there was that hot a market for them
> > > > > > > > > > someone came up to me and said that their hot water heater was
> > > > > > > > > > broken.
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > laughed in their face: "hot water doesn't need to be heated, you
> > > > > > > > > > fool!” That would put a chill on your enthusiasm. Chill out, Mike.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > > >
> > > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny,
> > > > one
> > > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no
> > > > lie.
> > > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> > > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > > Sho who do you think did it??
> > > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > > him.
> >
> > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> Sounds like a whale of a tale
>
> =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 5 May 2023 21:02 UTC

On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<351fbc37-3de5-41a5-a08c-70ead4c7051dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > > > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > > > >
> > > > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny,
> > > > > one
> > > > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no
> > > > > lie.
> > > > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> > > > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > > > Sho who do you think did it??
> > > > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > > > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > > > him.
> > >
> > > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> > Sounds like a whale of a tale
> >
> > =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.

So she told you to butt out when you told her that her butt was sticking
out???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, May 5, 2023 at 4:02:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<351fbc37-3de5-41a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > But there is no place here that serves a really good hot chili
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There's a Mexican restaurant here that also does weather forecasts, the
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > for today is "chilly today , hot tamale.”
> > > > > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug Kenny,
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is no
> > > > > > lie.
> > > > > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS). He
> > > > > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > > > > Sho who do you think did it??
> > > > > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > > > > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > > > > him.
> > > >
> > > > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > > > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> > > Sounds like a whale of a tale
> > >
> > > =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> > Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.
> So she told you to butt out when you told her that her butt was sticking
> out???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out , buddy , or there's no sex for you tonight."

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 by: Mike - Sat, 6 May 2023 10:07 UTC

On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug
> > > > > > > Kenny,
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is
> > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > lie.
> > > > > > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS).
> > > > > > > He
> > > > > > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > > > > > Sho who do you think did it??
> > > > > > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > > > > > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > > > > > him.
> > > > >
> > > > > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > > > > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> > > > Sounds like a whale of a tale
> > > >
> > > > =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> > > Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.
> > So she told you to butt out when you told her that her butt was sticking
> > out???
>
> She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God
> Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out , buddy
> , or there's no sex for you tonight.”

So, she wants to be on top

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 6 May 2023 19:20 UTC

On Saturday, May 6, 2023 at 5:09:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a79a71ee-f057-48a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > To burrito a phrase (everyone else has)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > when I was at the University of Texas at Austin back in 1975 Doug
> > > > > > > > Kenny,
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > of the editors of the national lampoon, came and gave a talk. This is
> > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > lie.
> > > > > > > > The name of his talk was teenage communists from Outer space (TACOS).
> > > > > > > > He
> > > > > > > > later got killed in a climbing accident in Hawaii.
> > > > > > > Sho who do you think did it??
> > > > > > > The Communists because the speaker was on their side and he exposed them
> > > > > > > or the CIA because the speaker was against the communists and he exposed
> > > > > > > him.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > > > > > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> > > > > Sounds like a whale of a tale
> > > > >
> > > > > =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> > > > Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.
> > > So she told you to butt out when you told her that her butt was sticking
> > > out???
> >
> > She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God
> > Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out , buddy
> > , or there's no sex for you tonight.”
>
> So, she wants to be on top
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's female superior.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 08:19 UTC

On May 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2e1bc0ac-f66b-41ff-95fb-3097ed0a7590n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > > > > > > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> > > > > > Sounds like a whale of a tale
> > > > > >
> > > > > > =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> > > > > Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.
> > > > So she told you to butt out when you told her that her butt was sticking
> > > > out???
> > >
> > > She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God
> > > Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out ,
> > > buddy
> > > , or there's no sex for you tonight.”
> >
> > So, she wants to be on top
> Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's female
> superior.

Sounds like she has you pegged.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 7 May 2023 16:14 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 3:20:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2e1bc0ac-f66b-41ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I think that one of his enemies he made at the National Lampoon went to
> > > > > > > > Hawaii to harpoon him.
> > > > > > > Sounds like a whale of a tale
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > =======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU
> > > > > > Darlene has a whale of a tail. She's gained a lot of weight lately.
> > > > > So she told you to butt out when you told her that her butt was sticking
> > > > > out???
> > > >
> > > > She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God
> > > > Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out ,
> > > > buddy
> > > > , or there's no sex for you tonight.”
> > >
> > > So, she wants to be on top
> > Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's female
> > superior.
> Sounds like she has you pegged.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this fellow who had a hole in his heart, and he actually like to have sex by someone pegging his heart, he would call his lover "Peg o my heart"'

on another note ,in the movie Myra Breckinridge, Raquel Welch pegs Tom Selleck in a doctors office, wearing a cowboy outfit and even holding a cowboy hat on high whipping him . The strange thing is you can't find that clip on YouTube. I imagine that it's been suppressed.

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On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c349086-e1e3-49d5-8928-4c8e5291f772n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God
> > > > > Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out ,
> > > > > buddy
> > > > > , or there's no sex for you tonight.”
> > > >
> > > > So, she wants to be on top
> > > Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's
> > > female
> > > superior.
> > Sounds like she has you pegged.
>
> There was this fellow who had a hole in his heart, and he actually like to
> have sex by someone pegging his heart, he would call his lover "Peg o my
> heart"'
>
> on another note ,in the movie Myra Breckinridge, Raquel Welch pegs Tom
> Selleck in a doctors office, wearing a cowboy outfit and even holding a
> cowboy hat on high whipping him . The strange thing is you can't find that
> clip on YouTube. I imagine that it's been suppressed.

When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to be
shown
to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good parts
kept getting
cut out and saved by the people showing the films.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 7 May 2023 19:19 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 12:52:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c349086-e1e3-49d5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > She's a heavy smoker (five packs of Marlboros per day). I told her God
> > > > > > Darlene you're gonna get lung cancer from that and she said "Butt out ,
> > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > , or there's no sex for you tonight.”
> > > > >
> > > > > So, she wants to be on top
> > > > Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's
> > > > female
> > > > superior.
> > > Sounds like she has you pegged.
> >
> > There was this fellow who had a hole in his heart, and he actually like to
> > have sex by someone pegging his heart, he would call his lover "Peg o my
> > heart"'
> >
> > on another note ,in the movie Myra Breckinridge, Raquel Welch pegs Tom
> > Selleck in a doctors office, wearing a cowboy outfit and even holding a
> > cowboy hat on high whipping him . The strange thing is you can't find that
> > clip on YouTube. I imagine that it's been suppressed.
> When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to be
> shown
> to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good parts
> kept getting
> cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears that most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 20:29 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dcaaf1cb-4f81-4823-9997-1741953afc9an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > >
> > > > > > So, she wants to be on top
> > > > > Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's
> > > > > female
> > > > > superior.
> > > > Sounds like she has you pegged.
> > >
> > > There was this fellow who had a hole in his heart, and he actually like to
> > > have sex by someone pegging his heart, he would call his lover "Peg o my
> > > heart"'
> > >
> > > on another note ,in the movie Myra Breckinridge, Raquel Welch pegs Tom
> > > Selleck in a doctors office, wearing a cowboy outfit and even holding a
> > > cowboy hat on high whipping him . The strange thing is you can't find that
> > > clip on YouTube. I imagine that it's been suppressed.
> > When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to be
> > shown
> > to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good parts
> > kept getting
> > cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra
> Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears that
> most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.

I was hopeing to hear the end of this topic

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 04:36 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 3:30:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dcaaf1cb-4f81-4823...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So, she wants to be on top
> > > > > > Throughout our entire relationship, Darlene has let me know that she's
> > > > > > female
> > > > > > superior.
> > > > > Sounds like she has you pegged.
> > > >
> > > > There was this fellow who had a hole in his heart, and he actually like to
> > > > have sex by someone pegging his heart, he would call his lover "Peg o my
> > > > heart"'
> > > >
> > > > on another note ,in the movie Myra Breckinridge, Raquel Welch pegs Tom
> > > > Selleck in a doctors office, wearing a cowboy outfit and even holding a
> > > > cowboy hat on high whipping him . The strange thing is you can't find that
> > > > clip on YouTube. I imagine that it's been suppressed.
> > > When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to be
> > > shown
> > > to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good parts
> > > kept getting
> > > cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> > actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra
> > Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears that
> > most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.
> I was hopeing to hear the end of this topic
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

OK, "the end of this topic ".


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