On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 1:52:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<05b7322b-be74-445b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You must use an industrial strength pencil sharpener on yours..
> > > > > > Yeah, an industrial strength pencil sharpener
> > > > > > with a 3 inch bore.
> > > > > Is that for Darleene when she wants tro get bored??? Or I whack her with
> > > > > a bored during S&M play.
> > >
> > > What ever it takes to get her attention.
> > it's just like you know, you gotta whack it between the eyes with a board
> > just to get his attention… Oh, that's where you got that about Darlene from
> You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations for.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other.

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a970038-2d84-4161-985c-63270fa57a88n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Is that for Darleene when she wants tro get bored??? Or I whack her with
> > > > > > a bored during S&M play. What ever it takes to get her attention.
> > > it's just like you know, you gotta whack it between the eyes with a board
> > > just to get his attention… Oh, that's where you got that about Darlene
> > > from
> > You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations
> > for. that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other.

No wonder my stock in that company has been so profitable.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 2:36:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a970038-2d84-4161...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Is that for Darleene when she wants tro get bored??? Or I whack her with
> > > > > > > a bored during S&M play. What ever it takes to get her attention.
> > > > it's just like you know, you gotta whack it between the eyes with a board
> > > > just to get his attention… Oh, that's where you got that about Darlene
> > > > from
> > > You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations
> > > for. that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other.
>
> No wonder my stock in that company has been so profitable.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What do you call a container for prophylactics whose packaging contains puzzles? It's a condom drum.

On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9a4cc92f-df89-48d2-aa79-12de194efaabn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > it's just like you know, you gotta whack it between the eyes with a board
> > > > > just to get his attention… Oh, that's where you got that about Darlene
> > > > > from
> > > > You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations
> > > > for. that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other. No wonder my stock in that company has been so profitable.
> What do you call a container for prophylactics whose packaging contains
> puzzles? It's a condom drum.

And you can’t beat that.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 9:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9a4cc92f-df89-48d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > it's just like you know, you gotta whack it between the eyes with a board
> > > > > > just to get his attention… Oh, that's where you got that about Darlene
> > > > > > from
> > > > > You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations
> > > > > for. that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other. No wonder my stock in that company has been so profitable.
> > What do you call a container for prophylactics whose packaging contains
> > puzzles? It's a condom drum.
> And you can’t beat that.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Which one of these does not fit in with the other three ?

your wife
meat
eggs
a good blow job

well, you can beat your wife.
You can beat your meat.
You can beat eggs but
you just can't beat a good blow job.

On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<beccf1af-c0c5-4c3b-9049-5ecb57922509n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations
> > > > > > for. that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other. No
> > > > > > wonder my stock in that company has been so profitable.
> > > What do you call a container for prophylactics whose packaging contains
> > > puzzles? It's a condom drum.
> > And you can’t beat that.
>
> Which one of these does not fit in with the other three ?
>
> your wife
> meat
> eggs
> a good blow job
>
> well, you can beat your wife.
> You can beat your meat.
> You can beat eggs but
> you just can't beat a good blow job.

Aside from football, I thought wife beating was the Texas Tea sport??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 3:44:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<beccf1af-c0c5-4c3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You got her and you can keep her. What she has there are no vaccinations
> > > > > > > for. that's why I have to wear 10 condoms, one on top of the other. No
> > > > > > > wonder my stock in that company has been so profitable.
> > > > What do you call a container for prophylactics whose packaging contains
> > > > puzzles? It's a condom drum.
> > > And you can’t beat that.
> >
> > Which one of these does not fit in with the other three ?
> >
> > your wife
> > meat
> > eggs
> > a good blow job
> >
> > well, you can beat your wife.
> > You can beat your meat.
> > You can beat eggs but
> > you just can't beat a good blow job.
> Aside from football, I thought wife beating was the Texas Tea sport??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't drink Texas tea
I drink New Hampshire tea

On Aug 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9fb7577b-6237-4d07-bdfb-84d2bb1d7fc3n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > And you can’t beat that.
> > >
> > > Which one of these does not fit in with the other three ?
> > >
> > > your wife
> > > meat
> > > eggs
> > > a good blow job
> > >
> > > well, you can beat your wife.
> > > You can beat your meat.
> > > You can beat eggs but
> > > you just can't beat a good blow job.
> > Aside from football, I thought wife beating was the Texas Tea sport??
> I don't drink Texas tea
> I drink New Hampshire tea

Traitor to all things Texas

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx