novaBBS - alt.humor.puns

On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime?
> > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > >
> > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite loop
> > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to the
> > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel
> > > > > free
> > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of practical
> > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just knew
> > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a pun
> > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but it
> > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> >
> > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but my printer was
> > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon
> > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like use a mimeograph
> > machine or something like that and I told him so that would require the use
> > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a Hectograph.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was called when I was young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston they lived right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had this game called careers in David and I really liked it and it had the score sheets but we didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I have this thing here we can make more and now I realize it was a hectograph I never heard that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of words in my life like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it made kind of a crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't seen him like in 40 years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two weeks ago and we had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to each other in Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's really a Ramseys restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and talking and everybody was talking around the table like humans or want to do and he said donnn do you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I said yeah I remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on top of a building and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the kind of dart you know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and when I would put the door right is that certain special place So in affect you could have a bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth grade brother Ralph set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it come up the same side every time because it took all the variables out of tossing a coin it would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put the coin on there but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing and he went up on the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just exactly in the right place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr. intelligence here got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his head thank God I wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the eye and then I only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around with a dart in my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially explains the way I am now.

On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime?
> > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite loop
> > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to the
> > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel
> > > > > > free
> > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of practical
> > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just knew
> > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a pun
> > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but it
> > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > >
> > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but my printer was
> > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon
> > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like use a mimeograph
> > > machine or something like that and I told him so that would require the use
> > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a Hectograph.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was called when I was young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston they lived right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had this game called careers in David and I really liked it and it had the score sheets but we didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I have this thing here we can make more and now I realize it was a hectograph I never heard that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of words in my life like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it made kind of a crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't seen him like in 40 years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two weeks ago and we had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to each other in Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's really a Ramseys restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and talking and everybody was talking around the table like humans or want to do and he said donnn do you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I said yeah I remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on top of a building and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the kind of dart you know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and when I would put the door right is that certain special place So in affect you could have a bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth grade brother Ralph set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it come up the same side every time because it took all the variables out of tossing a coin it would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put the coin on there but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing and he went up on the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just exactly in the right place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr. intelligence here got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his head thank God I wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the eye and then I only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around with a dart in my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially explains the way I am now.

Did I go into enough detail?

On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<db27ff2e-48ed-4fba-bd7e-ca333711654fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police
> > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite
> > > > > > loop
> > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel
> > > > > > free
> > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of practical
> > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just knew
> > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a pun
> > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but it
> > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > >
> > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but my printer was
> > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon Simon Simon Simon
> > > Simon
> > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like use a mimeograph
> > > machine or something like that and I told him so that would require the use
> > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a Hectograph.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was called when I was
> young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston they lived right
> off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had this game called careers
> in David and I really liked it and it had the score sheets but we didn't have
> enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I have this thing here we can
> make more and now I realize it was a hectograph I never heard that word in my
> life but then I haven't heard a lot of words in my life like duck but anyway
> we got out that hit the graph and it made kind of a crummy blue form but it
> worked and by the way I hadn't seen him like in 40 years but they came down
> to visit Victoria just about two weeks ago and we had all kind of nice
> discussions and we sat right next to each other in Ramsay's restaurant and
> you can look that up there's really a Ramseys restaurant here in Victoria and
> we were talking and talking and everybody was talking around the table like
> humans or want to do and he said donnn do you remember when I dropped a dart
> into your head and I said yeah I remember that what it was was a.m. sing were
> I went up on top of a building and I dropped a dart from a very precise play
> this is the kind of dart you know like in pubs where they play darts and
> drink beer and when I would put the door right is that certain special place
> So in affect you could have a bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in
> eighth grade brother Ralph set up a thing where you could toss a coin and
> have it come up the same side every time because it took all the variables
> out of tossing a coin it would look kind of Leica something that sprang up
> you put the coin on there but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door
> thing and he went up on the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> exactly in the right place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> intelligence here got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> head thank God I wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the
> eye and then I only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around
> with a dart in my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially
> explains the way I am now.

Talk about run on sentences -- that one could be an Olympic gold medal winner

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311-8118-f08d56930073n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police
> > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite
> > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel
> > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of
> > > > > practical
> > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just knew
> > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a pun
> > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but it
> > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > >
> > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but my printer was
> > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon Simon Simon Simon
> > > > Simon
> > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like use a mimeograph
> > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that would require the
> > > > use
> > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a Hectograph.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was called when I was
> > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston they lived
> > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had this game called
> > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the score sheets but we
> > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I have this thing
> > here we can make more and now I realize it was a hectograph I never heard
> > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of words in my life
> > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it made kind of a
> > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't seen him like in 40
> > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two weeks ago and we
> > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to each other in
> > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's really a Ramseys
> > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and talking and everybody
> > was talking around the table like humans or want to do and he said donnn do
> > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I said yeah I
> > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on top of a building
> > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the kind of dart you
> > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and when I would put
> > the door right is that certain special place So in affect you could have a
> > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth grade brother Ralph
> > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it come up the same
> > side every time because it took all the variables out of tossing a coin it
> > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put the coin on there
> > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing and he went up on
> > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just exactly in the right
> > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr. intelligence here
> > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his head thank God I
> > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the eye and then I
> > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around with a dart in
> > my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially explains the way
> > I am now.
>
> Did I go into enough detail?

More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's did before going on
the war path)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police
> > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite
> > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel
> > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of
> > > > > > practical
> > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just knew
> > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a pun
> > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but it
> > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > >
> > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but my printer was
> > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon Simon Simon Simon
> > > > > Simon
> > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like use a mimeograph
> > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that would require the
> > > > > use
> > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a Hectograph.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was called when I was
> > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston they lived
> > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had this game called
> > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the score sheets but we
> > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I have this thing
> > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a hectograph I never heard
> > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of words in my life
> > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it made kind of a
> > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't seen him like in 40
> > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two weeks ago and we
> > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to each other in
> > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's really a Ramseys
> > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and talking and everybody
> > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do and he said donnn do
> > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I said yeah I
> > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on top of a building
> > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the kind of dart you
> > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and when I would put
> > > the door right is that certain special place So in affect you could have a
> > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth grade brother Ralph
> > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it come up the same
> > > side every time because it took all the variables out of tossing a coin it
> > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put the coin on there
> > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing and he went up on
> > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just exactly in the right
> > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr. intelligence here
> > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his head thank God I
> > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the eye and then I
> > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around with a dart in
> > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially explains the way
> > > I am now.
> >
> > Did I go into enough detail?
> More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's did before going on
> the war path)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
Diatribe, does that mean like making a tribe a different color like blue or something or does it mean killing a crime that is diatribe

run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you have sentences out there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if you were to put your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio waves then you could try I guess it would be a run on sentence

On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e6045500-3c9c-470d-8c21-c9c4cf1d9e43n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police
> > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite
> > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread
> > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of
> > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just
> > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a
> > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times but my printer was
> > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon Simon Simon Simon
> > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you like use a
> > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that would require the
> > > > > > use
> > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a Hectograph.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was called when I was
> > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in Houston they lived
> > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we had this game
> > > > called
> > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the score sheets but we
> > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty said I have this thing
> > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a hectograph I never heard
> > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of words in my life
> > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and it made kind of a
> > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't seen him like in 40
> > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about two weeks ago and we
> > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next to each other in
> > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's really a Ramseys
> > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and talking and everybody
> > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do and he said donnn
> > > > do
> > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I said yeah I
> > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up on top of a
> > > > building
> > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is the kind of dart you
> > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer and when I would
> > > > put
> > > > the door right is that certain special place So in affect you could have a
> > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth grade brother Ralph
> > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it come up the same
> > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of tossing a coin it
> > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you put the coin on
> > > > there
> > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing and he went up on
> > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just exactly in the right
> > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr. intelligence here
> > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his head thank God I
> > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in the eye and then I
> > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running around with a dart in
> > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it partially explains the
> > > > way
> > > > I am now.
> > >
> > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's did before going
> > on
> > the war path)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Diatribe, does that mean like making a tribe a different color like blue or
> something or does it mean killing a crime that is diatribe

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