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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:15 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over.. Weevil see if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > > > selling
> > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I
> > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word
> > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr. Feelgood
> > > > I
> > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy
> > > > than
> > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the withdrawal
> > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > lemmings.
> When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 20:11 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<92378baf-69be-4b93-ad7e-85af774005c3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the
> > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr.
> > > > > Feelgood
> > > > > I
> > > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy
> > > > > than
> > > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the withdrawal
> > > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > > lemmings.
> > When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you're stuck with a lemming , try to make the best of it . Try to at least
> have a conversation ; politics is a good subject.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 00:31 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:12:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<92378baf-69be-4b93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the
> > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr.
> > > > > > Feelgood
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > > > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy
> > > > > > than
> > > > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the withdrawal
> > > > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > > > lemmings.
> > > When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you're stuck with a lemming , try to make the best of it . Try to at least
> > have a conversation ; politics is a good subject.
> Tick your time making it tock
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 11:13 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cfa0a16b-5e89-43d2-8379-450dca9071d2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:12:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<92378baf-69be-4b93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car
> > > > > > > > > > repair???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his
> > > > > > > > > company
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word ,
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the
> > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr.
> > > > > > > Feelgood
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > > > > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy
> > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > > > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the
> > > > > > withdrawal
> > > > > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > > > > lemmings.
> > > > When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you're stuck with a lemming , try to make the best of it . Try to at
> > > least
> > > have a conversation ; politics is a good subject.
> > Tick your time making it tock
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm an investor in antique clocks ; I never knew that they are an official
> part of tock market.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 17:45 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:13:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cfa0a16b-5e89-43d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:12:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<92378baf-69be-4b93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car
> > > > > > > > > > > repair???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his
> > > > > > > > > > company
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word ,
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the
> > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr.
> > > > > > > > Feelgood
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > > > > > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy
> > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > > > > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the
> > > > > > > withdrawal
> > > > > > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > > > > > lemmings.
> > > > > When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you're stuck with a lemming , try to make the best of it . Try to at
> > > > least
> > > > have a conversation ; politics is a good subject.
> > > Tick your time making it tock
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm an investor in antique clocks ; I never knew that they are an official
> > part of tock market.
> And from the sight of your huge collection taking up all the room in your
> home
> I can only surmise you are a clock sucker,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 20:06 UTC

On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997-81c1-4b0664d4c39cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:13:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cfa0a16b-5e89-43d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:12:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<92378baf-69be-4b93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car
> > > > > > > > > > > > repair???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his
> > > > > > > > > > > company
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word ,
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the
> > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > > > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > > > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > > > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr.
> > > > > > > > > Feelgood
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more
> > > > > > > > > wealthy
> > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > > > > > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the
> > > > > > > > withdrawal
> > > > > > > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > > > > > > lemmings.
> > > > > > When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're stuck with a lemming , try to make the best of it . Try to at
> > > > > least
> > > > > have a conversation ; politics is a good subject.
> > > > Tick your time making it tock
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm an investor in antique clocks ; I never knew that they are an official
> > > part of tock market.
> > And from the sight of your huge collection taking up all the room in your
> > home
> > I can only surmise you are a clock sucker,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
And don’t let the Hatfields know.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 12:35 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:13:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cfa0a16b-5e89-43d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:12:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<92378baf-69be-4b93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:06:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car
> > > > > > > > > > > > > repair???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > company
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the
> > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > now ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > > > > > > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > > > > > > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > > > > > > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr.
> > > > > > > > > > Feelgood
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more
> > > > > > > > > > wealthy
> > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > > > > > > > > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the
> > > > > > > > > withdrawal
> > > > > > > > > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> > > > > > > > lemmings.
> > > > > > > When stuck with a lemming, make lemming-ade
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're stuck with a lemming , try to make the best of it . Try to at
> > > > > > least
> > > > > > have a conversation ; politics is a good subject.
> > > > > Tick your time making it tock
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm an investor in antique clocks ; I never knew that they are an official
> > > > part of tock market.
> > > And from the sight of your huge collection taking up all the room in your
> > > home
> > > I can only surmise you are a clock sucker,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:15 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07-a432-a1f7abcfc8b1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise hats
> just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this is the
> Internet . anything goes.

No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 22:52 UTC

On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise hats
> > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this is the
> > Internet . anything goes.
> No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm just out of luck.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:20 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8-8e5a-de0245bd13b6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise
> > > hats
> > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this is
> > > the
> > > Internet . anything goes.
> > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm just
> out of luck.

With that link you broke your chain of thought???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 11:14 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise
> > > > hats
> > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this is
> > > > the
> > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm just
> > out of luck.
> With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it goes to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that sells
sausages !!!!!!!!

great fun!

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 15:06 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573-a6e6-4767a740ff12n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise
> > > > > hats
> > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this is
> > > > > the
> > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm just
> > > out of luck.
> > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it goes
> to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that sells
> sausages !!!!!!!!
>
> great fun!

Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
find out you were just handing them a line

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 17:34 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise
> > > > > > hats
> > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this is
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm just
> > > > out of luck.
> > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it goes
> > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that sells
> > sausages !!!!!!!!
> >
> > great fun!
> Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> find out you were just handing them a line
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet and looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies. Was he smart, or stupid?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:10 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e-9cab-ef2c5e5cbbf1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise
> > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm
> > > > > just
> > > > > out of luck.
> > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it
> > > goes
> > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that sells
> > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > great fun!
> > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > find out you were just handing them a line
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of
> line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet and
> looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies. Was he
> smart, or stupid?

He should have known the no noose is good noose

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:52 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to raise
> > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing . this
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm
> > > > > > just
> > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it
> > > > goes
> > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that sells
> > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > great fun!
> > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of
> > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet and
> > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies. Was he
> > smart, or stupid?
> He should have known the no noose is good noose
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart , instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.

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On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<661581ea-7f09-4576-aea4-2130f4299d15n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to
> > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing .
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it
> > > > > goes
> > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that
> > > > > sells
> > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > great fun!
> > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of
> > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet and
> > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies. Was he
> > > smart, or stupid?
> > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.

You are just repeating old noose

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Somewhat symbolic.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 13:37 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to
> > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing .
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them it
> > > > > > goes
> > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that
> > > > > > sells
> > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of
> > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet and
> > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies.. Was he
> > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> You are just repeating old noose
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and tie around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 14:22 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba-bec0-aad75371d56fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to
> > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that
> > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of
> > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet
> > > > > and
> > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies. Was
> > > > > he
> > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > You are just repeating old noose
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and tie
> around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.

The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that fits
we print"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 15:09 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to
> > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess I'm
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that
> > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet of
> > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies. Was
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and tie
> > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that fits
> we print"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print it"

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 04:54 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922-858d-f7593084a70en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that
> > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies.
> > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and
> > > tie
> > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that fits
> > we print"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print it”

Anything to seizure attention

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 15:13 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell them
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store that
> > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10 feet
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the Internet
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to hang
> > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies.
> > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and
> > > > tie
> > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that fits
> > > we print"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print it”
>
> Anything to seizure attention
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:41 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7-bca5-29a396e95421n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10
> > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to
> > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies.
> > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and
> > > > > tie
> > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that
> > > > fits
> > > > we print"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print it”
> >
> > Anything to seizure attention
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and "sieze her"
> as a pun and it was pretty funny.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 20:12 UTC

On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10
> > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to
> > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he dies.
> > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart ,
> > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print and
> > > > > > tie
> > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that
> > > > > fits
> > > > > we print"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print it”
> > >
> > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and "sieze her"
> > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> Yes, you would like a sick joke
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 06:39 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e-a040-166638488664n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10
> > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to
> > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he
> > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that
> > > > > > fits
> > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print
> > > > > it”
> > > >
> > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and "sieze
> > > her"
> > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the more I
> like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE FOR!!!!


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 14:24 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of heart
> > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news that
> > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print
> > > > > > it”
> > > > >
> > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and "sieze
> > > > her"
> > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the more I
> > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE FOR!!!!
> To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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