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 by: Mike - Mon, 23 May 2022 10:16 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc-9c88-8fc1a31feafdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are
> > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige
> > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went
> > > > > into
> > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the
> > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the
> > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > miserable
> > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> > >
> > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers and
> > > that
> > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > We need to put you in the lie detector
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing , you put
> it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 01:02 UTC

On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan are
> > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might oblige
> > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she went
> > > > > > into
> > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for the
> > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of the
> > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> > > >
> > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers and
> > > > that
> > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing , you put
> > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> You are putt-ing me on...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 09:20 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b-bed1-2b240deb40bfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> > > > >
> > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers and
> > > > > that
> > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing , you
> > > put
> > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > You are putt-ing me on...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said "I
> bet that makes his putter stand up."
>
> You hadn't heard that one, right?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 17:03 UTC

On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers and
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing , you
> > > > put
> > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said "I
> > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> >
> > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 17:18 UTC

On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268-b453-8a54f76e42e4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing , you
> > > > > put
> > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said "I
> > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > >
> > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
>
> What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
>
> Beef strokin' off.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 25 May 2022 19:16 UTC

On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon for
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and pronto?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing , you
> > > > > > put
> > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector..
> > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said "I
> > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > >
> > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> >
> > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> >
> > Beef strokin' off.
> What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 00:06 UTC

On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fd156840-d992-4669-a461-81a5328d2897n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > "I
> > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > >
> > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > >
> > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > >
> > > Beef strokin' off.
> > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Perhaps Satiated goul ash.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:33 UTC

On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:06:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fd156840-d992-4669...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> > > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > > "I
> > > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > > >
> > > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > > >
> > > > Beef strokin' off.
> > > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Perhaps Satiated goul ash.
> DOn’tmake an ash of yourself.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:45 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36536e98-07d3-4ef8-8c97-aa6e737544f9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:06:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fd156840-d992-4669...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper
> > > > > > > > > > > clappers
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives
> > > > > > > Arnold
> > > > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > > > >
> > > > > Beef strokin' off.
> > > > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Perhaps Satiated goul ash.
> > DOn’tmake an ash of yourself.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Oh , I won't make an ash out of myself , but Putin probably will. I was
> wondering how does Putin reestablish the former Soviet Union when he only has
> ashes to work with?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 May 2022 03:43 UTC

On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:45:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<36536e98-07d3-4ef8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:06:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fd156840-d992-4669...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper
> > > > > > > > > > > > clappers
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives
> > > > > > > > Arnold
> > > > > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Beef strokin' off.
> > > > > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps Satiated goul ash.
> > > DOn’tmake an ash of yourself.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Oh , I won't make an ash out of myself , but Putin probably will. I was
> > wondering how does Putin reestablish the former Soviet Union when he only has
> > ashes to work with?
> That idea would be a clinker,.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 May 2022 17:40 UTC

On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:45:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<36536e98-07d3-4ef8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:06:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fd156840-d992-4669...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > clappers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives
> > > > > > > > > Arnold
> > > > > > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > > > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Beef strokin' off.
> > > > > > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Perhaps Satiated goul ash.
> > > > DOn’tmake an ash of yourself.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Oh , I won't make an ash out of myself , but Putin probably will. I was
> > > wondering how does Putin reestablish the former Soviet Union when he only has
> > > ashes to work with?
> > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> I never watch hogans heroes.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 May 2022 17:45 UTC

On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:45:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<36536e98-07d3-4ef8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:06:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fd156840-d992-4669...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > clappers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives
> > > > > > > > > > Arnold
> > > > > > > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > > > > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Beef strokin' off.
> > > > > > > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Perhaps Satiated goul ash.
> > > > > DOn’tmake an ash of yourself.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Oh , I won't make an ash out of myself , but Putin probably will. I was
> > > > wondering how does Putin reestablish the former Soviet Union when he only has
> > > > ashes to work with?
> > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > I never watch hogans heroes.
> Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he was involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable partner that well the rest is history


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 19:56 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2b8197c6-894b-4126-9a55-36af4cff1c2fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:45:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > I never watch hogans heroes.
>
> Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he was
> involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable partner
> that well the rest is history

That was David Carradine

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 20:01 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7-914a-87ef9b2d7fc0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he was
> > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > partner that well the rest is history
>
> I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you know
> that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked back
> in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the door
> once again .
> I really laughed

That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 06:58 UTC

On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he was
> > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > partner that well the rest is history
> >
> > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you know
> > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked back
> > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the door
> > once again .
> > I really laughed
> That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece of paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that way he was getting three squares a day.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 May 2022 09:04 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20-8f5f-f5e2d3c7692bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he was
> > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > >
> > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you
> > > know
> > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked back
> > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the door
> > > once again .
> > > I really laughed
> > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece of
> paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that way
> he was getting three squares a day.

pro-form-a behavior

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 18:46 UTC

On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he was
> > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > >
> > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you
> > > > know
> > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked back
> > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the door
> > > > once again .
> > > > I really laughed
> > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece of
> > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that way
> > he was getting three squares a day.
> pro-form-a behavior
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx i'm

I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there since I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven and then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 07:44 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4-8b6a-a35e768af53cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you
> > > > > know
> > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked
> > > > > back
> > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the
> > > > > door
> > > > > once again .
> > > > > I really laughed
> > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece
> > > of
> > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that
> > > way
> > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > pro-form-a behavior
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx i'm
>
> I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there since
> I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven and
> then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven.”

There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you
> > > > > > know
> > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked
> > > > > > back
> > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the
> > > > > > door
> > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece
> > > > of
> > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that
> > > > way
> > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx i'm
> >
> > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there since
> > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven and
> > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven.”
>
> There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was the title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I already told that one.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Jun 2022 09:04 UTC

On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9-9c5e-4a5eff6811cbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you
> > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked
> > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the
> > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece
> > > > > of
> > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that
> > > > > way
> > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > >
> > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there
> > > since
> > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven and
> > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven.”
> >
> > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries
> waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was the
> title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I already
> told that one.

Again and again and again

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 03:37 UTC

On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:04:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an unstable
> > > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy you
> > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him locked
> > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the
> > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a piece
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so that
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > >
> > > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there
> > > > since
> > > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven and
> > > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven.”
> > >
> > > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries
> > waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was the
> > title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I already
> > told that one.
> Again and again and again
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this fellow that wanted to be a punster so bad and he longed to be just 1 millionth of the quality of a Levine or a Hallock but he just couldn't measure
of so what he did he took his favorite joke about Bob Hope singing about the mammaries and told it over and over and over again but Levine said enough is enough we're going to get barstock in here whoever that guy was you remember him he was the guy that would tell his pun and then give an elaborate explanation of it.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 10:22 UTC

On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<09173dbb-97d6-419a-9649-2cc6e17c9d75n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:04:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an
> > > > > > > > > > unstable
> > > > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him
> > > > > > > > > locked
> > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the
> > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a
> > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > >
> > > > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there
> > > > > since
> > > > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven
> > > > > and
> > > > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven.”
> > > >
> > > > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries
> > > waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was
> > > the
> > > title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I already
> > > told that one.
> > Again and again and again
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this fellow that wanted to be a punster so bad and he longed to be
> just 1 millionth of the quality of a Levine or a Hallock but he just couldn't
> measure
> of so what he did he took his favorite joke about Bob Hope singing about the
> mammaries and told it over and over and over again but Levine said enough is
> enough we're going to get barstock in here whoever that guy was you remember
> him he was the guy that would tell his pun and then give an elaborate
> explanation of it.

And got that wrong too.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 19:01 UTC

On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<09173dbb-97d6-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:04:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think that
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an
> > > > > > > > > > > unstable
> > > > > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him
> > > > > > > > > > locked
> > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption was
> > > > > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under the
> > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a
> > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there
> > > > > > since
> > > > > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of Beethoven.”
> > > > >
> > > > > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries
> > > > waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was
> > > > the
> > > > title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I already
> > > > told that one.
> > > Again and again and again
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this fellow that wanted to be a punster so bad and he longed to be
> > just 1 millionth of the quality of a Levine or a Hallock but he just couldn't
> > measure
> > of so what he did he took his favorite joke about Bob Hope singing about the
> > mammaries and told it over and over and over again but Levine said enough is
> > enough we're going to get barstock in here whoever that guy was you remember
> > him he was the guy that would tell his pun and then give an elaborate
> > explanation of it.
> And got that wrong too.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, I'm wrong, which brings up the following :

"Orville, I'm Wright."
"No, Wilbur, I'm Wright."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 19:23 UTC

On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<22d38805-090b-45be-b6d6-f2638eeee717n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<09173dbb-97d6-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:04:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > unstable
> > > > > > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him
> > > > > > > > > > > locked
> > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a
> > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > > > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there
> > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of
> > > > > > > Beethoven.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries
> > > > > waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was
> > > > > the
> > > > > title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I
> > > > > already
> > > > > told that one.
> > > > Again and again and again
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this fellow that wanted to be a punster so bad and he longed to
> > > be
> > > just 1 millionth of the quality of a Levine or a Hallock but he just
> > > couldn't
> > > measure
> > > of so what he did he took his favorite joke about Bob Hope singing about
> > > the
> > > mammaries and told it over and over and over again but Levine said enough
> > > is
> > > enough we're going to get barstock in here whoever that guy was you
> > > remember
> > > him he was the guy that would tell his pun and then give an elaborate
> > > explanation of it.
> > And got that wrong too.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, I'm wrong, which brings up the following :
>
> "Orville, I'm Wright."
> "No, Wilbur, I'm Wright.”

But it is the left has seems to have control of the news these days

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 19:32 UTC

On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:23:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<22d38805-090b-45be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<09173dbb-97d6-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:04:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > unstable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a stable boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had him
> > > > > > > > > > > > locked
> > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the caption
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide under
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they got a
> > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the door so
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > > > > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be there
> > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of Beethoven
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of
> > > > > > > > Beethoven.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful mammaries
> > > > > > waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the poster was
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I
> > > > > > already
> > > > > > told that one.
> > > > > Again and again and again
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this fellow that wanted to be a punster so bad and he longed to
> > > > be
> > > > just 1 millionth of the quality of a Levine or a Hallock but he just
> > > > couldn't
> > > > measure
> > > > of so what he did he took his favorite joke about Bob Hope singing about
> > > > the
> > > > mammaries and told it over and over and over again but Levine said enough
> > > > is
> > > > enough we're going to get barstock in here whoever that guy was you
> > > > remember
> > > > him he was the guy that would tell his pun and then give an elaborate
> > > > explanation of it.
> > > And got that wrong too.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, I'm wrong, which brings up the following :
> >
> > "Orville, I'm Wright."
> > "No, Wilbur, I'm Wright.”
>
> But it is the left has seems to have control of the news these days
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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