On Saturday, June 10, 2023 at 4:24:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6bccb9ad-0ac2-43a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Were you able to rescue it before it dissolved??? oh yes, I was able to rescue it, but it wasn't done by me. This female
> > > > Mexican popular entertainer came over and she had this magic wand and she
> > > > reconstituted it.
> > > But you can’t have everything just because you wand it. Oh yes you can have everything, you just need a truly powerful sorceress:
> > Wicked Wand-a, from Penthouse.
>
> But all you really require is Wand -a from a Nevada Sporting House
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't need to go all the way to Nevada to get my sporting goods ; I mean , I can buy a baseball right here at Victoria All Sports.

On Jun 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9f3a13f5-f517-46fe-91f0-6b6d6f089156n@googlegroups.com>):
Mexican popular entertainer came over and she had this magic wand and she
> > > > > reconstituted it.
> > > > But you can’t have everything just because you wand it. Oh yes you can
> > > > have everything, you just need a truly powerful sorceress:
> > > Wicked Wand-a, from Penthouse. But all you really require is Wand -a from a Nevada Sporting House
> I don't need to go all the way to Nevada to get my sporting goods ; I mean ,
> I can buy a baseball right here at Victoria All Sports.

Is that supposed to be your secret???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 11, 2023 at 3:19:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9f3a13f5-f517-46fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> Mexican popular entertainer came over and she had this magic wand and she
> > > > > > reconstituted it.
> > > > > But you can’t have everything just because you wand it. Oh yes you can
> > > > > have everything, you just need a truly powerful sorceress:
> > > > Wicked Wand-a, from Penthouse. But all you really require is Wand -a from a Nevada Sporting House
> > I don't need to go all the way to Nevada to get my sporting goods ; I mean ,
> > I can buy a baseball right here at Victoria All Sports.
> Is that supposed to be your secret???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly, ki
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street, thus it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street, thus it is a cow town.

On Jun 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3808bae-2bb7-49ab-9c55-5faa96e98421n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Wicked Wand-a, from Penthouse. But all you really require is Wand -a
> > > > > from a Nevada Sporting House
> > > I don't need to go all the way to Nevada to get my sporting goods ; I mean
> > > ,
> > > I can buy a baseball right here at Victoria All Sports.
> > Is that supposed to be your secret???
>
> Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street, thus
> it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in the
> street, thus it is a cow town.

You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on you .

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 12, 2023 at 4:06:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3808bae-2bb7-49ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Wicked Wand-a, from Penthouse. But all you really require is Wand -a
> > > > > > from a Nevada Sporting House
> > > > I don't need to go all the way to Nevada to get my sporting goods ; I mean
> > > > ,
> > > > I can buy a baseball right here at Victoria All Sports.
> > > Is that supposed to be your secret???
> >
> > Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street, thus
> > it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in the
> > street, thus it is a cow town.
> You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on you .
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with diarrhea and the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.

On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9af97c8e-3329-4fb9-b79f-09c73a517ff6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street, thus
> > > it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in
> > > the
> > > street, thus it is a cow town.
> > You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on you .
>
> There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with diarrhea and
> the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals
> posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.

Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 12, 2023 at 10:08:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9af97c8e-3329-4fb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street, thus
> > > > it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in
> > > > the
> > > > street, thus it is a cow town.
> > > You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on you .
> >
> > There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with diarrhea and
> > the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals
> > posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.
> Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling "

On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d86f8d6b-9ce2-4ff4-af6c-c39a19371513n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street,
> > > > > thus
> > > > > it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in
> > > > > the
> > > > > street, thus it is a cow town.
> > > > You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on you There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with diarrhea and
> > > the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals
> > > posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.
> > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
Either one would be just up his alley.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 12, 2023 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d86f8d6b-9ce2-4ff4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Victoria's secret is that it has cows running loose out in the street,
> > > > > > thus
> > > > > > it is a cow townVictorias secret is that it has cows running loose out in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > street, thus it is a cow town.
> > > > > You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on you There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with diarrhea and
> > > > the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals
> > > > posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.
> > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> Either one would be just up his alley.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.

On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6500b4e4-5c58-4cf5-98e8-d5c8e71ada6dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on
> > > > > > you There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with
> > > > > > diarrhea and
> > > > > the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals
> > > > > posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.
> > > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> > Either one would be just up his alley.
>
> Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.

It takes a lot of balls to play that game

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 13, 2023 at 4:30:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6500b4e4-5c58-4cf5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You do need to ease off that Tex-Mex stuff, it repeatedly backs up on
> > > > > > > you There's this joke about a monkey and some kind of animal with
> > > > > > > diarrhea and
> > > > > > the monkey was desperately trying to put a cork back in the animals
> > > > > > posterior, but he wasn't successful, butt I can't remember it at all.
> > > > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > > > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > > > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> > > Either one would be just up his alley.
> >
> > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246 balls..

On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d7e59dcd-c973-4624-8fd2-9391492b2066n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > > > > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > > > > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> > > > Either one would be just up his alley.
> > >
> > > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> > It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246 balls.

They are very intense about the game and play hardball when playing it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 13, 2023 at 1:17:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d7e59dcd-c973-4624...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > > > > > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > > > > > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> > > > > Either one would be just up his alley.
> > > >
> > > > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> > > It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> > yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246 balls.
> They are very intense about the game and play hardball when playing it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I decided to change this one from tents to hides. So here goes: In a certain Native American village, a squaw who weighed 150 pounds was sitting on an antelope hide, there was also a squaw who weighed 200 pounds who was sitting on an elk hide, and there was a third squaw who weighed in at 350 pounds who was sitting on a hippopotamus hide, even though, oddly enough, hippopotami are not native to North America. it must've been imported.
So what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate?
Why, of course: the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides. I know that that one is original.

On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36b2c28b-e37e-4324-a912-b3e2308e2af2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 13, 2023 at 1:17:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d7e59dcd-c973-4624...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > > > > > > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > > > > > > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> > > > > > Either one would be just up his alley.
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> > > > It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> > > yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246
> > > balls.
> > They are very intense about the game and play hardball when playing it.
>
> I decided to change this one from tents to hides. So here goes: In a certain
> Native American village, a squaw who weighed 150 pounds was sitting on an
> antelope hide, there was also a squaw who weighed 200 pounds who was sitting
> on an elk hide, and there was a third squaw who weighed in at 350 pounds who
> was sitting on a hippopotamus hide, even though, oddly enough, hippopotami
> are not native to North America. it must've been imported.
> So what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate?
> Why, of course: the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the
> squaws on the other two hides. I know that that one is original.

What next, the oldie about the death of Indian Chief Short Cake??
So when asked who will bury him, the tribe elders said “Squaw Bury Short
Cake"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 4:23:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<36b2c28b-e37e-4324...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 13, 2023 at 1:17:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d7e59dcd-c973-4624...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps it is time for you to bowel out of that topic.
> > > > > > > > there was this fellow who was really depressed, and he said "I'm really
> > > > > > > > depressed; I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling “
> > > > > > > Either one would be just up his alley.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> > > > > It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> > > > yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246
> > > > balls.
> > > They are very intense about the game and play hardball when playing it.
> >
> > I decided to change this one from tents to hides. So here goes: In a certain
> > Native American village, a squaw who weighed 150 pounds was sitting on an
> > antelope hide, there was also a squaw who weighed 200 pounds who was sitting
> > on an elk hide, and there was a third squaw who weighed in at 350 pounds who
> > was sitting on a hippopotamus hide, even though, oddly enough, hippopotami
> > are not native to North America. it must've been imported.
> > So what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate?
> > Why, of course: the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the
> > squaws on the other two hides. I know that that one is original.
> What next, the oldie about the death of Indian Chief Short Cake??
> So when asked who will bury him, the tribe elders said “Squaw Bury Short
> Cake"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, Mike, I wasn't going to repeat that old saw the one I'm going to repeat is in a certain tribal village there was a Native American named Falling Rock. And he got discouraged with life in the village, so he ran away. He just ran away randomly , no one could find him because he ran away and then, if you ever travel out West you'll see signs all over the place: "Watch for Falling Rock ."

On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e32bd053-958c-4e1c-a515-cd1632e9ff2cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> > > > > > It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> > > > > yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246
> > > > > balls.
> > > > They are very intense about the game and play hardball when playing it.
> > >
> > > I decided to change this one from tents to hides. So here goes: In a
> > > certain
> > > Native American village, a squaw who weighed 150 pounds was sitting on an
> > > antelope hide, there was also a squaw who weighed 200 pounds who was
> > > sitting
> > > on an elk hide, and there was a third squaw who weighed in at 350 pounds
> > > who
> > > was sitting on a hippopotamus hide, even though, oddly enough, hippopotami
> > > are not native to North America. it must've been imported.
> > > So what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate?
> > > Why, of course: the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the
> > > squaws on the other two hides. I know that that one is original.
> > What next, the oldie about the death of Indian Chief Short Cake??
> > So when asked who will bury him, the tribe elders said “Squaw Bury Short
> > Cake"
> no, Mike, I wasn't going to repeat that old saw the one I'm going to repeat
> is in a certain tribal village there was a Native American named Falling
> Rock. And he got discouraged with life in the village, so he ran away. He
> just ran away randomly , no one could find him because he ran away and then,
> if you ever travel out West you'll see signs all over the place: "Watch for
> Falling Rock .” One old indian had a bad cold that kept him unable to do anything for himself.
The tribe chief went too him and asked if there was anything he could get for
the
sick man. And was told “It is but for a piece of linen I hanker ---
chief”...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 3:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e32bd053-958c-4e1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene has such a large alley a bowling ball would fit up there.
> > > > > > > It takes a lot of balls to play that game
> > > > > > yes it does. They've invented a variant of tennis where it takes 6246
> > > > > > balls.
> > > > > They are very intense about the game and play hardball when playing it.
> > > >
> > > > I decided to change this one from tents to hides. So here goes: In a
> > > > certain
> > > > Native American village, a squaw who weighed 150 pounds was sitting on an
> > > > antelope hide, there was also a squaw who weighed 200 pounds who was
> > > > sitting
> > > > on an elk hide, and there was a third squaw who weighed in at 350 pounds
> > > > who
> > > > was sitting on a hippopotamus hide, even though, oddly enough, hippopotami
> > > > are not native to North America. it must've been imported.
> > > > So what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate?
> > > > Why, of course: the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the
> > > > squaws on the other two hides. I know that that one is original.
> > > What next, the oldie about the death of Indian Chief Short Cake??
> > > So when asked who will bury him, the tribe elders said “Squaw Bury Short
> > > Cake"
> > no, Mike, I wasn't going to repeat that old saw the one I'm going to repeat
> > is in a certain tribal village there was a Native American named Falling
> > Rock. And he got discouraged with life in the village, so he ran away. He
> > just ran away randomly , no one could find him because he ran away and then,
> > if you ever travel out West you'll see signs all over the place: "Watch for
> > Falling Rock .” One old indian had a bad cold that kept him unable to do anything for himself.
> The tribe chief went too him and asked if there was anything he could get for
> the
> sick man. And was told “It is but for a piece of linen I hanker ---
> chief”...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's an old Indian custom that when a man's woman gives birth, he opens the TP flap and names the baby after the first thing he sees . An Indian child was fascinated by this. He asked "Is that how I got to be named, Daddy?" and the Indian brave told his son "Yes, Two Dogs F**king."

On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1aa708cc-d8d7-49a6-91df-b3fe323c4bbbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > no, Mike, I wasn't going to repeat that old saw the one I'm going to repeat
> > > is in a certain tribal village there was a Native American named Falling
> > > Rock. And he got discouraged with life in the village, so he ran away. He
> > > just ran away randomly , no one could find him because he ran away and
> > > then,
> > > if you ever travel out West you'll see signs all over the place: "Watch for
> > > Falling Rock .” One old indian had a bad cold that kept him unable to do
> > > anything for himself.
> > The tribe chief went too him and asked if there was anything he could get
> > for
> > the
> > sick man. And was told “It is but for a piece of linen I hanker ---
> > chief”...
>
> It's an old Indian custom that when a man's woman gives birth, he opens the
> TP flap and names the baby after the first thing he sees . An Indian child
> was fascinated by this. He asked "Is that how I got to be named, Daddy?" and
> the Indian brave told his son "Yes, Two Dogs F**king."

Q. Why do Native Americans hate snow?
A. Because it's White and it settles on their land.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 15, 2023 at 3:52:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1aa708cc-d8d7-49a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > no, Mike, I wasn't going to repeat that old saw the one I'm going to repeat
> > > > is in a certain tribal village there was a Native American named Falling
> > > > Rock. And he got discouraged with life in the village, so he ran away. He
> > > > just ran away randomly , no one could find him because he ran away and
> > > > then,
> > > > if you ever travel out West you'll see signs all over the place: "Watch for
> > > > Falling Rock .” One old indian had a bad cold that kept him unable to do
> > > > anything for himself.
> > > The tribe chief went too him and asked if there was anything he could get
> > > for
> > > the
> > > sick man. And was told “It is but for a piece of linen I hanker ---
> > > chief”...
> >
> > It's an old Indian custom that when a man's woman gives birth, he opens the
> > TP flap and names the baby after the first thing he sees . An Indian child
> > was fascinated by this. He asked "Is that how I got to be named, Daddy?" and
> > the Indian brave told his son "Yes, Two Dogs F**king."
> Q. Why do Native Americans hate snow?
> A. Because it's White and it settles on their land.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared , the genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to be white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie said "Poof!!! You're a Tampax"

On Jun 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bce2e7b7-9496-4582-9f35-b0f9629587b6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > The tribe chief went too him and asked if there was anything he could get
> > > > for
> > > > the
> > > > sick man. And was told “It is but for a piece of linen I hanker ---
> > > > chiefâ€...
> > >
> > > It's an old Indian custom that when a man's woman gives birth, he opens the
> > > TP flap and names the baby after the first thing he sees . An Indian child
> > > was fascinated by this. He asked "Is that how I got to be named, Daddy?"
> > > and
> > > the Indian brave told his son "Yes, Two Dogs F**king."
> > Q. Why do Native Americans hate snow?
> > A. Because it's White and it settles on their land.
>
> This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared , the
> genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to be
> white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie said
> "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
So you cotton to that kind of humor...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 16, 2023 at 4:56:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bce2e7b7-9496-4582...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The tribe chief went too him and asked if there was anything he could get
> > > > > for
> > > > > the
> > > > > sick man. And was told “It is but for a piece of linen I hanker ---
> > > > > chiefâ€...
> > > >
> > > > It's an old Indian custom that when a man's woman gives birth, he opens the
> > > > TP flap and names the baby after the first thing he sees . An Indian child
> > > > was fascinated by this. He asked "Is that how I got to be named, Daddy?"
> > > > and
> > > > the Indian brave told his son "Yes, Two Dogs F**king."
> > > Q. Why do Native Americans hate snow?
> > > A. Because it's White and it settles on their land.
> >
> > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared , the
> > genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to be
> > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie said
> > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> So you cotton to that kind of humor...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Not that it cotton Matters.

On Jun 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bc6cf53a-0d71-4a4a-ad74-47574aac04d6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Q. Why do Native Americans hate snow?
> > > > A. Because it's White and it settles on their land.
> > >
> > > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared ,
> > > the
> > > genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to be
> > > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie said
> > > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters.

You boll me over with that reference.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 2:04:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bc6cf53a-0d71-4a4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Q. Why do Native Americans hate snow?
> > > > > A. Because it's White and it settles on their land.
> > > >
> > > > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared ,
> > > > the
> > > > genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to be
> > > > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie said
> > > > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters.
>
> You boll me over with that reference.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That's because you're so pin-skinned.

..

On Jun 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef265298-ebf8-47df-a85e-e78913a8c547n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared ,
> > > > > the
> > > > > genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to
> > > > > be
> > > > > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie
> > > > > said
> > > > > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> > > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters. You boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so pin-skinned.

Is that the tack you are takeing on this??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 2:33:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef265298-ebf8-47df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie appeared ,
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie
> > > > > > said
> > > > > > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> > > > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters.. You boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so pin-skinned.
>
> Is that the tack you are takeing on this??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wouldn't steal tacks. You can get the electric chair for that.