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 by: Mike - Mon, 19 Jun 2023 09:27 UTC

On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<60a24b9d-598c-4b15-8592-73a5c87e4445n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie
> > > > > > > appeared ,
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > genie said "I'll give you one wish ". The black fellow said " I want to
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> > > > > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters. You
> > > > > > boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so pin-skinned. Is that the tack you are takeing on this?? I wouldn't steal tacks. You can get
the electric chair for that.

But if the tacks were brass not steel???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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On Monday, June 19, 2023 at 4:27:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<60a24b9d-598c-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > This black fellow found a magic lamp and rubbed it and a genie
> > > > > > > > appeared ,
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> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > white , and I want to be literally surrounded by pussy." So the genie
> > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > "Poof!!! You're a Tampaxâ€
> > > > > > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters. You
> > > > > > > boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so pin-skinned. Is that the tack you are takeing on this?? I wouldn't steal tacks. You can get
> the electric chair for that.
> But if the tacks were brass not steel???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor. You have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down to brass tacks.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 20 Jun 2023 10:50 UTC

On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<784cce76-6f05-47b2-aa25-152ed35ea668n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters. You
> > > > > > > > boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so
> > > > > > > > pin-skinned. Is that the tack you are takeing on this?? I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > steal tacks. You can get
> > the electric chair for that.
> > But if the tacks were brass not steel???
>
> let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor. You
> have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down to
> brass tacks.

Better hurry and get it done because the janitor says he can’t tack it
anymore.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 5:50:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<784cce76-6f05-47b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > So you cotton to that kind of humor... Not that it cotton Matters. You
> > > > > > > > > boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so
> > > > > > > > > pin-skinned. Is that the tack you are takeing on this?? I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > steal tacks. You can get
> > > the electric chair for that.
> > > But if the tacks were brass not steel???
> >
> > let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor.. You
> > have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down to
> > brass tacks.
> Better hurry and get it done because the janitor says he can’t tack it
> anymore.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and normally the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have no fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native Americans called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 20 Jun 2023 17:28 UTC

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e6ce1085-02dd-45f0-b30f-ed8cf997a75bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so
> > > > > > > > > > pin-skinned. Is that the tack you are takeing on this?? I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > steal tacks. You can get
> > > > the electric chair for that.
> > > > But if the tacks were brass not steel???
> > >
> > > let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor.
> > > You
> > > have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down to
> > > brass tacks.
> > Better hurry and get it done because the janitor says he can’t tack it
>
> I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and normally
> the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have no
> fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native Americans
> called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.

Did you find the effort tack - sing???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 21 Jun 2023 05:06 UTC

On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 12:28:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e6ce1085-02dd-45f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > boll me over with that reference. That's because you're so
> > > > > > > > > > > pin-skinned. Is that the tack you are takeing on this?? I wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > steal tacks. You can get
> > > > > the electric chair for that.
> > > > > But if the tacks were brass not steel???
> > > >
> > > > let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor.
> > > > You
> > > > have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down to
> > > > brass tacks.
> > > Better hurry and get it done because the janitor says he can’t tack it
> >
> > I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and normally
> > the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have no
> > fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native Americans
> > called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.
> Did you find the effort tack - sing???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I got up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 21 Jun 2023 08:48 UTC

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe31e2f4-81e5-4752-b110-ce7e0598c198n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor.
> > > > > You
> > > > > have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down
> > > > > to
> > > > > brass tacks.
> > > > Better hurry and get it done because the janitor says he can’t tack it
> > >
> > > I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and normally
> > > the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have no
> > > fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native
> > > Americans
> > > called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.
> > Did you find the effort tack - sing???
>
> I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I got
> up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium
> with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.

Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 03:59 UTC

On Wednesday, June 21, 2023 at 3:49:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe31e2f4-81e5-4752...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > let's get down to brass tacks: those brass tacks are all over the floor.
> > > > > > You
> > > > > > have to pick them just like pecans because see we're trying to get down
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > brass tacks.
> > > > > Better hurry and get it done because the janitor says he can’t tack it
> > > >
> > > > I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and normally
> > > > the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have no
> > > > fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native
> > > > Americans
> > > > called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.
> > > Did you find the effort tack - sing???
> >
> > I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I got
> > up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium
> > with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.
> Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang at Sing-Sing.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 08:48 UTC

On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3ac8032a-8d44-44b8-b0e2-1ff2315a3e9dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and
> > > > > normally
> > > > > the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have
> > > > > no
> > > > > fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native
> > > > > Americans
> > > > > called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.
> > > > Did you find the effort tack - sing???
> > >
> > > I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I
> > > got
> > > up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium
> > > with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.
> > Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
>
> Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang at
> Sing-Sing.

But your singing to them would be considered Cruel and Unusual punishment

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 23:15 UTC

On Thursday, June 22, 2023 at 3:48:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3ac8032a-8d44-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I once had a job on one of those high skyscrapers as a welder and
> > > > > > normally
> > > > > > the only people they hire are certain Navajo Indians, because they have
> > > > > > no
> > > > > > fear of heights but they did hire me, and one of the Navajo native
> > > > > > Americans
> > > > > > called me over and said tack that steel beam to the other.
> > > > > Did you find the effort tack - sing???
> > > >
> > > > I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I
> > > > got
> > > > up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium
> > > > with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.
> > > Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
> >
> > Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang at
> > Sing-Sing.
> But your singing to them would be considered Cruel and Unusual punishment
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you are exactly correct, I was singing to the lowest of the low, like tax accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are ordinarily punished.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 23 Jun 2023 08:47 UTC

On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<12770538-c7a0-42b5-9458-5f6b3debfa5an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Did you find the effort tack - sing???
> > > > >
> > > > > I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I
> > > > > got
> > > > > up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium
> > > > > with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.
> > > > Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
> > >
> > > Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang at
> > > Sing-Sing.
> > But your singing to them would be considered Cruel and Unusual punishment you are exactly correct, I was singing to the lowest of the low, like tax
> accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are
> ordinarily punished.

There is no accounting for your depravity.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 23 Jun 2023 17:01 UTC

On Friday, June 23, 2023 at 3:47:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<12770538-c7a0-42b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Did you find the effort tack - sing???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was once a great opera singer, but I had severe memory loss, so when I
> > > > > > got
> > > > > > up to the podium to sing, I had some music which I fastened to the podium
> > > > > > with a tack. I guess you could call it a tack sing.
> > > > > Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
> > > >
> > > > Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang at
> > > > Sing-Sing.
> > > But your singing to them would be considered Cruel and Unusual punishment you are exactly correct, I was singing to the lowest of the low, like tax
> > accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are
> > ordinarily punished.
> There is no accounting for your depravity.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

- [ ] There was this guy where I worked in Houston named Bob Boatright. He'd always go around saying "there's no accounting for taste. There's no accounting for taste " and I told him "yes , there is accounting for taste. Everybody else equals 100, you rate zero."

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 by: Mike - Sat, 24 Jun 2023 09:08 UTC

On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7f5703bc-55c7-4a39-9b04-3574816492c9n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang
> > > > > at
> > > > > Sing-Sing.
> > > > But your singing to them would be considered Cruel and Unusual punishment
> > > > you are exactly correct, I was singing to the lowest of the low, like tax
> > > accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are
> > > ordinarily punished.
> > There is no accounting for your depravity.
>
> - [ ] There was this guy where I worked in Houston named Bob Boatright. He'd
> always go around saying "there's no accounting for taste. There's no
> accounting for taste " and I told him "yes , there is accounting for taste.
> Everybody else equals 100, you rate zero.”

That depends on the spices you use when cooking him.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 24 Jun 2023 18:44 UTC

On Saturday, June 24, 2023 at 4:08:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7f5703bc-55c7-4a39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Who did you sing for?? J, G, Wentworth???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually , I was doing humanitarian work singing to prisoners, so I sang
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > Sing-Sing.
> > > > > But your singing to them would be considered Cruel and Unusual punishment
> > > > > you are exactly correct, I was singing to the lowest of the low, like tax
> > > > accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are
> > > > ordinarily punished.
> > > There is no accounting for your depravity.
> >
> > - [ ] There was this guy where I worked in Houston named Bob Boatright. He'd
> > always go around saying "there's no accounting for taste. There's no
> > accounting for taste " and I told him "yes , there is accounting for taste.
> > Everybody else equals 100, you rate zero.”
>
> That depends on the spices you use when cooking him.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 24 Jun 2023 21:06 UTC

On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are
> > > > > ordinarily punished.
> > > > There is no accounting for your depravity. - [ ] There was this guy where I worked in Houston named Bob Boatright.
> > > He'd
> > > always go around saying "there's no accounting for taste. There's no
> > > accounting for taste " and I told him "yes , there is accounting for taste.
> > > Everybody else equals 100, you rate zero.” That depends on the spices you use when cooking him.
>
> I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.

The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 25 Jun 2023 05:09 UTC

On Saturday, June 24, 2023 at 4:06:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3d5f123-cc00-4415...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > accountants. Sing Sing wanted them punished even more than they are
> > > > > > ordinarily punished.
> > > > > There is no accounting for your depravity. - [ ] There was this guy where I worked in Houston named Bob Boatright.
> > > > He'd
> > > > always go around saying "there's no accounting for taste. There's no
> > > > accounting for taste " and I told him "yes , there is accounting for taste.
> > > > Everybody else equals 100, you rate zero.” That depends on the spices you use when cooking him.
> >
> > I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.
> The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

they better watch it. What was that animal? Was it a sabertooth tiger or warthog or something like that? Where the tooth grew right through the jaw or something like that or another?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 25 Jun 2023 12:43 UTC

On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > That depends on the spices
> > > > > you use when cooking him.
> > >
> > > I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.
> > The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.
> they better watch it. What was that animal? Was it a sabertooth tiger or
> warthog or something like that? Where the tooth grew right through the jaw or
> something like that or another?

Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to them

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 25 Jun 2023 17:55 UTC

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 7:43:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0af11fcd-e552-4f24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > That depends on the spices
> > > > > > you use when cooking him.
> > > >
> > > > I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.
> > > The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.
> > they better watch it. What was that animal? Was it a sabertooth tiger or
> > warthog or something like that? Where the tooth grew right through the jaw or
> > something like that or another?
> Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to them
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that anywhere.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 25 Jun 2023 20:19 UTC

On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02-ac9f-8f25a5271c85n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.
> > > > The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.
> > > they better watch it. What was that animal? Was it a sabertooth tiger or
> > > warthog or something like that? Where the tooth grew right through the jaw
> > > or
> > > something like that or another?
> > Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> > where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> > I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> > a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to them
>
> I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> anywhere.

You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 26 Jun 2023 05:09 UTC

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 3:19:48 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.
> > > > > The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.
> > > > they better watch it. What was that animal? Was it a sabertooth tiger or
> > > > warthog or something like that? Where the tooth grew right through the jaw
> > > > or
> > > > something like that or another?
> > > Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> > > where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> > > I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> > > a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to them
> >
> > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > anywhere.
> You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

If I am taken to tusk, a wall hog will kill me.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 26 Jun 2023 05:19 UTC

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 3:19:48 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3bfc804c-ecb7-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just used one spice, and it was very aged; I called it Old Spice.
> > > > > The Spice Girls are getting a bit long in the tooth.
> > > > they better watch it. What was that animal? Was it a sabertooth tiger or
> > > > warthog or something like that? Where the tooth grew right through the jaw
> > > > or
> > > > something like that or another?
> > > Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> > > where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> > > I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> > > a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to them
> >
> > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > anywhere.
> You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.

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On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<de038392-c96f-4151-a102-ec854be1a16cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> > > > where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> > > > I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> > > > a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to
> > > > them
> > >
> > > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > > anywhere.
> > You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory. If I am taken to tusk, a wall hog will kill me.

A Wall - Mart hog is too cheaply made to have tusks

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Mon, 26 Jun 2023 08:30 UTC

On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> > > > where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> > > > I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> > > > a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to
> > > > them
> > >
> > > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > > anywhere.
> > You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.
>
> If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.

To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 26 Jun 2023 16:06 UTC

On Monday, June 26, 2023 at 3:30:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4c052591-10a9-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Sounds like somthing I remember from the movie “South Pacific”
> > > > > where the characters talk about a native custom of having the teeth of
> > > > > I think it was a breed of hog, where the teeth grew continually and formed
> > > > > a circle, the more circles the teeth grew, the more valuable it was to
> > > > > them
> > > >
> > > > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > > > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > > > anywhere.
> > > You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.
> >
> > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 26 Jun 2023 19:39 UTC

On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bdf7672c-0ff9-47cf-951a-ab040cc5af17n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > I thought it was where teeth from the lower jaw actually protrude up and
> > > > > through the top of the upper jaw but I'm not finding anything like that
> > > > > anywhere.
> > > > You need to be taken to tusk for a poor memory.
> > >
> > > If I'm taken to tusk, the wild hog will eat me.
> > To the hag, finding you makes it think its in the Garden of Eat - in.
> A hag sounds about your speed as far as a sexual companion goes.

Riding yes, sex no.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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