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 by: Mike - Fri, 7 Jul 2023 09:15 UTC

On Jul 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<83fbfc0e-9fee-42e7-8bae-55ce80e6edb0n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > The most painless death you could possibly have would be if you stood next
> > > to
> > > a nuclear weapon as it exploded . your brain would be vaporized before any
> > > pain signals could reach it
> > What about those 5 Air Force officers who stood under an air burst A-Bomb
> > and
> > lived.
> I would imagine that they weren't real close to the bomb.
> that Hiroshima freedom Memorial that is still standing, it was exactly at
> Ground Zero and the bomb was 2000 feet up . Had the bomb been any closer , or
> had the bomb been off to the side where it would have exerted sideways force
> on the walls instead of a strictly downward force, it would've been rubble.

The blast wasat 18K feet. They were there as volunteers
but the enlisted camera man was ordered there.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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On Friday, July 7, 2023 at 4:15:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<83fbfc0e-9fee-42e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > The most painless death you could possibly have would be if you stood next
> > > > to
> > > > a nuclear weapon as it exploded . your brain would be vaporized before any
> > > > pain signals could reach it
> > > What about those 5 Air Force officers who stood under an air burst A-Bomb
> > > and
> > > lived.
> > I would imagine that they weren't real close to the bomb.
> > that Hiroshima freedom Memorial that is still standing, it was exactly at
> > Ground Zero and the bomb was 2000 feet up . Had the bomb been any closer , or
> > had the bomb been off to the side where it would have exerted sideways force
> > on the walls instead of a strictly downward force, it would've been rubble.
> The blast wasat 18K feet. They were there as volunteers
> but the enlisted camera man was ordered there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and how did they fare later in life?

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 by: Mike - Sat, 8 Jul 2023 07:14 UTC

On Jul 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b81d103b-6d15-4bd5-9d75-2f254819e11an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > What about those 5 Air Force officers who stood under an air burst A-Bomb
> > > > and
> > > > lived.
> > > I would imagine that they weren't real close to the bomb.
> > > that Hiroshima freedom Memorial that is still standing, it was exactly at
> > > Ground Zero and the bomb was 2000 feet up . Had the bomb been any closer ,
> > > or
> > > had the bomb been off to the side where it would have exerted sideways
> > > force
> > > on the walls instead of a strictly downward force, it would've been rubble.
> > The blast wasat 18K feet. They were there as volunteers
> > but the enlisted camera man was ordered there. and how did they fare later in life?

The Air Force does not say.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 8 Jul 2023 15:35 UTC

On Saturday, July 8, 2023 at 2:14:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b81d103b-6d15-4bd5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > What about those 5 Air Force officers who stood under an air burst A-Bomb
> > > > > and
> > > > > lived.
> > > > I would imagine that they weren't real close to the bomb.
> > > > that Hiroshima freedom Memorial that is still standing, it was exactly at
> > > > Ground Zero and the bomb was 2000 feet up . Had the bomb been any closer ,
> > > > or
> > > > had the bomb been off to the side where it would have exerted sideways
> > > > force
> > > > on the walls instead of a strictly downward force, it would've been rubble.
> > > The blast wasat 18K feet. They were there as volunteers
> > > but the enlisted camera man was ordered there. and how did they fare later in life?
>
> The Air Force does not say.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Hopefully they came out better than the Hiroshima/ Nagasaki victims , who well didn't fare well at all.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 9 Jul 2023 08:52 UTC

On Jul 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4fd1dcab-13a2-43f7-a679-c0f041d64bcbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > The blast wasat 18K feet. They were there as volunteers
> > > > but the enlisted camera man was ordered there. and how did they fare
> > > > later in life?
> >
> > The Air Force does not say.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Hopefully they came out better than the Hiroshima/ Nagasaki victims , who
> well didn't fare well at all.

So you say that in doing what they did, they could have made an ash of
themselves???

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 9 Jul 2023 16:10 UTC

On Sunday, July 9, 2023 at 3:53:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4fd1dcab-13a2-43f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The blast wasat 18K feet. They were there as volunteers
> > > > > but the enlisted camera man was ordered there. and how did they fare
> > > > > later in life?
> > >
> > > The Air Force does not say.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Hopefully they came out better than the Hiroshima/ Nagasaki victims , who
> > well didn't fare well at all.
> So you say that in doing what they did, they could have made an ash of
> themselves???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They might have been immune from the blast, but not from the radiation. We all know from old science fiction movies what the radiation does : for instance, it changes grasshoppers to make them 20 feet tall. But for the radiation to turn them into ash trees is highly unbelievable. A pecan tree I would understand.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 9 Jul 2023 16:17 UTC

On Jul 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e94bbe3c-bf72-4df7-82c8-58279f847c38n@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > Hopefully they came out better than the Hiroshima/ Nagasaki victims , who
> > > well didn't fare well at all.
> > So you say that in doing what they did, they could have made an ash of
> > themselves???
>
> They might have been immune from the blast, but not from the radiation. We
> all know from old science fiction movies what the radiation does : for
> instance, it changes grasshoppers to make them 20 feet tall. But for the
> radiation to turn them into ash trees is highly unbelievable. A pecan tree I
> would understand.

Yew do cedar the worst in events

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Jul 2023 18:07 UTC

On Sunday, July 9, 2023 at 11:17:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e94bbe3c-bf72-4df7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Hopefully they came out better than the Hiroshima/ Nagasaki victims , who
> > > > well didn't fare well at all.
> > > So you say that in doing what they did, they could have made an ash of
> > > themselves???
> >
> > They might have been immune from the blast, but not from the radiation. We
> > all know from old science fiction movies what the radiation does : for
> > instance, it changes grasshoppers to make them 20 feet tall. But for the
> > radiation to turn them into ash trees is highly unbelievable. A pecan tree I
> > would understand.
> Yew do cedar the worst in events
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm very poplar with the ladies.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 10 Jul 2023 18:18 UTC

On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8232a1b4-8b34-47bc-8117-3986e5d8678en@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > They might have been immune from the blast, but not from the radiation. We
> > > all know from old science fiction movies what the radiation does : for
> > > instance, it changes grasshoppers to make them 20 feet tall. But for the
> > > radiation to turn them into ash trees is highly unbelievable. A pecan tree
> > > I
> > > would understand.
> > Yew do cedar the worst in events
> I'm very poplar with the ladies.

That is fir from the truth. You do need to spruce yourself up before that
happens.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Jul 2023 21:30 UTC

On Monday, July 10, 2023 at 1:18:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8232a1b4-8b34-47bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > They might have been immune from the blast, but not from the radiation. We
> > > > all know from old science fiction movies what the radiation does : for
> > > > instance, it changes grasshoppers to make them 20 feet tall. But for the
> > > > radiation to turn them into ash trees is highly unbelievable. A pecan tree
> > > > I
> > > > would understand.
> > > Yew do cedar the worst in events
> > I'm very poplar with the ladies.
> That is fir from the truth. You do need to spruce yourself up before that
> happens.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two dogs were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house with a bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog says "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

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 by: Mike - Tue, 11 Jul 2023 09:40 UTC

On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b22be825-c339-4387-b991-aa7af91ee665n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Yew do cedar the worst in events
> > > I'm very poplar with the ladies.
> > That is fir from the truth. You do need to spruce yourself up before that
> > happens.
> There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two dogs
> were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house with a
> bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog says
> "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does
> stink.”

A dogwood say that

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 11 Jul 2023 20:06 UTC

On Tuesday, July 11, 2023 at 4:40:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b22be825-c339-4387...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Yew do cedar the worst in events
> > > > I'm very poplar with the ladies.
> > > That is fir from the truth. You do need to spruce yourself up before that
> > > happens.
> > There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two dogs
> > were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house with a
> > bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog says
> > "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > stink.”
>
> A dogwood say that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A whispering willow can also speak.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 12 Jul 2023 09:01 UTC

On Jul 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f61c09e3-480b-4171-b900-4d4bba4b80f2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > That is fir from the truth. You do need to spruce yourself up before that
> > > > happens.
> > > There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two dogs
> > > were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house
> > > with a
> > > bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog
> > > says
> > > "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > > stink.” A dogwood say that A whispering willow can also speak.

Perhaps you should leave in a larch before word about you gets out.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 12 Jul 2023 19:16 UTC

On Wednesday, July 12, 2023 at 4:02:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f61c09e3-480b-4171...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > That is fir from the truth. You do need to spruce yourself up before that
> > > > > happens.
> > > > There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two dogs
> > > > were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house
> > > > with a
> > > > bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog
> > > > says
> > > > "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > > > stink.” A dogwood say that A whispering willow can also speak.
>
> Perhaps you should leave in a larch before word about you gets out.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, I will leave Darlene in a larch and I'll be gone so long I'll need to have a pecan along to satisfy my excretory function.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 13 Jul 2023 09:41 UTC

On Jul 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two
> > > > > dogs
> > > > > were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house
> > > > > with a
> > > > > bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog
> > > > > says
> > > > > "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > > > > stink.” A dogwood say that A whispering willow can also speak.
> >
> > Perhaps you should leave in a larch before word about you gets out.
> yes, I will leave Darlene in a larch and I'll be gone so long I'll need to
> have a pecan along to satisfy my excretory function.

But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
edition.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 13 Jul 2023 18:46 UTC

On Thursday, July 13, 2023 at 4:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1d87565d-a671-412d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > There was this really funny Gary Larson cartoon , what it was was two
> > > > > > dogs
> > > > > > were dating and the male dog is at the steps of the female dog's house
> > > > > > with a
> > > > > > bouquet of roses, and the female dog comes to the door and the male dog
> > > > > > says
> > > > > > "You look ravishing tonight, Lassie, and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > > > > > stink.” A dogwood say that A whispering willow can also speak.
> > >
> > > Perhaps you should leave in a larch before word about you gets out.
> > yes, I will leave Darlene in a larch and I'll be gone so long I'll need to
> > have a pecan along to satisfy my excretory function.
> But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> edition.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will embarrass the hell out of me.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 13 Jul 2023 19:09 UTC

On Jul 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<eec58ec1-d0ef-4799-a6db-28fb8f4f57ebn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Perhaps you should leave in a larch before word about you gets out.
> > > yes, I will leave Darlene in a larch and I'll be gone so long I'll need to
> > > have a pecan along to satisfy my excretory function.
> > But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> > edition.
> it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will embarrass
> the hell out of me.

Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 16:07 UTC

On Thursday, July 13, 2023 at 2:09:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<eec58ec1-d0ef-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Perhaps you should leave in a larch before word about you gets out.
> > > > yes, I will leave Darlene in a larch and I'll be gone so long I'll need to
> > > > have a pecan along to satisfy my excretory function.
> > > But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> > > edition.
> > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will embarrass
> > the hell out of me.
> Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'll have you know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the time without em bare ass ment.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 16:29 UTC

On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<acdf2f40-8ca5-46c6-b5f5-b7b301f90513n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> > > > edition.
> > > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will
> > > embarrass
> > > the hell out of me.
> > Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone??? I'll have you know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the
> time without em bare ass ment.

A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 17:45 UTC

On Friday, July 14, 2023 at 11:30:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<acdf2f40-8ca5-46c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> > > > > edition.
> > > > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will
> > > > embarrass
> > > > the hell out of me.
> > > Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone??? I'll have you know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the
> > time without em bare ass ment.
> A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 19:00 UTC

On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<18eb7c99-1919-4900-888c-a9275750c12an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> > > > > > edition.
> > > > > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will
> > > > > embarrass
> > > > > the hell out of me.
> > > > Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone??? I'll have you
> > > > know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the
> > > time without em bare ass ment.
> > A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
>
> why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?

Reminds me of when hurricanes were all named after women and the womans
libers complained.
One of the arguments against naming them after men was “Who ever heard of a
HIMICANE”??

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 23:21 UTC

On Friday, July 14, 2023 at 2:01:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<18eb7c99-1919-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But will that be big enough news for the papers to put out an excrete
> > > > > > > edition.
> > > > > > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will
> > > > > > embarrass
> > > > > > the hell out of me.
> > > > > Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone??? I'll have you
> > > > > know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the
> > > > time without em bare ass ment.
> > > A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
> >
> > why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?
> Reminds me of when hurricanes were all named after women and the womans
> libers complained.
> One of the arguments against naming them after men was “Who ever heard of a
> HIMICANE”??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Stock in German means stick. It can also mean cane. Bauer is a farmer. This we have either stick farmer, or one who raises cane.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 15 Jul 2023 07:57 UTC

On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f2a79b8a-51bb-4dc1-a002-c34f906f827dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will
> > > > > > > embarrass
> > > > > > > the hell out of me.
> > > > > > Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone??? I'll have you
> > > > > > know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the
> > > > > time without em bare ass ment.
> > > > A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
> > >
> > > why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?
> > Reminds me of when hurricanes were all named after women and the womans
> > libers complained.
> > One of the arguments against naming them after men was “Who ever heard of
> > a
> > HIMICANE”??
> Stock in German means stick. It can also mean cane. Bauer is a farmer. This
> we have either stick farmer, or one who raises cane.

Well, Kwai Chang Caine did just that on his TV series

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 15 Jul 2023 16:12 UTC

On Saturday, July 15, 2023 at 2:57:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f2a79b8a-51bb-4dc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > it will have to be a discreet edition just for me, or else it will
> > > > > > > > embarrass
> > > > > > > > the hell out of me.
> > > > > > > Since when were you embarrassed about mooning anyone??? I'll have you
> > > > > > > know I'm an amateur astronomer; I show people the moon all the
> > > > > > time without em bare ass ment.
> > > > > A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
> > > >
> > > > why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?
> > > Reminds me of when hurricanes were all named after women and the womans
> > > libers complained.
> > > One of the arguments against naming them after men was “Who ever heard of
> > > a
> > > HIMICANE”??
> > Stock in German means stick. It can also mean cane. Bauer is a farmer. This
> > we have either stick farmer, or one who raises cane.
> Well, Kwai Chang Caine did just that on his TV series
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Once during my excursions to the American West , I was hiking the Three Sisters mountains near Deming, and an elderly couple saw me hiking along with my Walkingstick, which I made from the stalk of a sotol plant, they said that reminded them of Caine hiking in the TV show , and I responded that no , I don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 08:59 UTC

On Jul 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<261da06f-650e-4200-9a67-a583db32bce7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
> > > > >
> > > > > why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?
> > > > Reminds me of when hurricanes were all named after women and the womans
> > > > libers complained.
> > > > One of the arguments against naming them after men was “Who ever heard
> > > > of
> > > > a
> > > > HIMICANE”??
> > > Stock in German means stick. It can also mean cane. Bauer is a farmer. This
> > > we have either stick farmer, or one who raises cane.
> > Well, Kwai Chang Caine did just that on his TV series
> Once during my excursions to the American West , I was hiking the Three
> Sisters mountains near Deming, and an elderly couple saw me hiking along with
> my Walkingstick, which I made from the stalk of a sotol plant, they said that
> reminded them of Caine hiking in the TV show , and I responded that no , I
> don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.

True, if you were smart you would be at home, feet up drink cold beer.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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