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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 17:12 UTC

On Sunday, July 16, 2023 at 4:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<261da06f-650e-4200...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > A hi-star-ical (or is it hysterical) event
> > > > > >
> > > > > > why is it called a hysterectomy? Shouldn't be called a hersterectomy?
> > > > > Reminds me of when hurricanes were all named after women and the womans
> > > > > libers complained.
> > > > > One of the arguments against naming them after men was “Who ever heard
> > > > > of
> > > > > a
> > > > > HIMICANE”??
> > > > Stock in German means stick. It can also mean cane. Bauer is a farmer. This
> > > > we have either stick farmer, or one who raises cane.
> > > Well, Kwai Chang Caine did just that on his TV series
> > Once during my excursions to the American West , I was hiking the Three
> > Sisters mountains near Deming, and an elderly couple saw me hiking along with
> > my Walkingstick, which I made from the stalk of a sotol plant, they said that
> > reminded them of Caine hiking in the TV show , and I responded that no , I
> > don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.
> True, if you were smart you would be at home, feet up drink cold beer.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A little hard to enjoy the American West that way, of course if you're a typical American slob that does nothing but watch football all the time then your plan sounds pretty good.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 20:14 UTC

On Jul 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > Well, Kwai Chang Caine did just that on his TV series
> > > Once during my excursions to the American West , I was hiking the Three
> > > Sisters mountains near Deming, and an elderly couple saw me hiking along
> > > with
> > > my Walkingstick, which I made from the stalk of a sotol plant, they said
> > > that
> > > reminded them of Caine hiking in the TV show , and I responded that no , I
> > > don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.
> > True, if you were smart you would be at home, feet up drink cold beer.
> A little hard to enjoy the American West that way, of course if you're a
> typical American slob that does nothing but watch football all the time then
> your plan sounds pretty good.

But the west is not all it used to be with all those city folk moving there
for
the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 21:57 UTC

On Sunday, July 16, 2023 at 3:14:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1b9c93ad-7615-4b5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Well, Kwai Chang Caine did just that on his TV series
> > > > Once during my excursions to the American West , I was hiking the Three
> > > > Sisters mountains near Deming, and an elderly couple saw me hiking along
> > > > with
> > > > my Walkingstick, which I made from the stalk of a sotol plant, they said
> > > > that
> > > > reminded them of Caine hiking in the TV show , and I responded that no , I
> > > > don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.
> > > True, if you were smart you would be at home, feet up drink cold beer..
> > A little hard to enjoy the American West that way, of course if you're a
> > typical American slob that does nothing but watch football all the time then
> > your plan sounds pretty good.
> But the west is not all it used to be with all those city folk moving there
> for
> the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Nah, those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions of square miles of beautiful open country out there.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 09:59 UTC

On Jul 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fb8abc06-88d9-4b65-9a56-f7f3aabb317dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.
> > > > True, if you were smart you would be at home, feet up drink cold beer.
> > > A little hard to enjoy the American West that way, of course if you're a
> > > typical American slob that does nothing but watch football all the time
> > > then
> > > your plan sounds pretty good.
> > But the west is not all it used to be with all those city folk moving there
> > for
> > the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from. Nah, those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions
> of square miles of beautiful open country out there.

What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be like.
Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
“thinking"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 17:39 UTC

On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 4:59:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fb8abc06-88d9-4b65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > don't have that wisdom , I wish I did.
> > > > > True, if you were smart you would be at home, feet up drink cold beer.
> > > > A little hard to enjoy the American West that way, of course if you're a
> > > > typical American slob that does nothing but watch football all the time
> > > > then
> > > > your plan sounds pretty good.
> > > But the west is not all it used to be with all those city folk moving there
> > > for
> > > the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from. Nah, those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions
> > of square miles of beautiful open country out there.
> What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be like.
> Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> “thinking"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw Maude Adams five times.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 19:33 UTC

On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f6cda22-66d9-485c-ac74-7e43f35455b6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > But the west is not all it used to be with all those city folk moving
> > > > there
> > > > for
> > > > the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from. Nah,
> > > > those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions
> > > of square miles of beautiful open country out there.
> > What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be like.
> > Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> > “thinking"
>
> I saw Maude Adams five times.

In her Maude - ern incarnation???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 20:54 UTC

On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 2:33:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f6cda22-66d9-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But the west is not all it used to be with all those city folk moving
> > > > > there
> > > > > for
> > > > > the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from. Nah,
> > > > > those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions
> > > > of square miles of beautiful open country out there.
> > > What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be like.
> > > Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> > > “thinking"
> >
> > I saw Maude Adams five times.
> In her Maude - ern incarnation???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five times" comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a little girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw Maude Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:43 UTC

On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from.
> > > > > > Nah,
> > > > > > those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions
> > > > > of square miles of beautiful open country out there.
> > > > What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be
> > > > like.
> > > > Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> > > > “thinking" I saw Maude Adams five times.
> > In her Maude - ern incarnation???
> No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five times"
> comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a little
> girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw Maude
> Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.

THe boys had no maud - isty

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 12:48 UTC

On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 2:44:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e4856dad-06a9-4305...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > the atmosphere then changing it to be more like what they came from.
> > > > > > > Nah,
> > > > > > > those kind of people like to congregate in cities and there's millions
> > > > > > of square miles of beautiful open country out there.
> > > > > What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be
> > > > > like.
> > > > > Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> > > > > “thinking" I saw Maude Adams five times.
> > > In her Maude - ern incarnation???
> > No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five times"
> > comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a little
> > girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw Maude
> > Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.
> THe boys had no maud - isty
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur called "Mod".

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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 14:20 UTC

On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<97fac2f3-064b-4c86-a9ca-2c844a7f8658n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be
> > > > > > like.
> > > > > > Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> > > > > > “thinking" I saw Maude Adams five times.
> > > > In her Maude - ern incarnation???
> > > No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five
> > > times"
> > > comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a little
> > > girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw Maude
> > > Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.
> > THe boys had no maud - isty
> Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> called "Mod”.

The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 17:27 UTC

On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 9:20:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<97fac2f3-064b-4c86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > What they like is a change, to their idea of what rural life should be
> > > > > > > like.
> > > > > > > Only when they find it isn’t, try and change it to their way of
> > > > > > > “thinking" I saw Maude Adams five times.
> > > > > In her Maude - ern incarnation???
> > > > No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five
> > > > times"
> > > > comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a little
> > > > girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw Maude
> > > > Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.
> > > THe boys had no maud - isty
> > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > called "Mod”.
> The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Saying "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch"

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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 19:25 UTC

On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a5a18664-8547-4d08-b8cb-e885ae327ef6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five
> > > > > times"
> > > > > comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a
> > > > > little
> > > > > girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw
> > > > > Maude
> > > > > Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.
> > > > THe boys had no maud - isty
> > > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > > called "Mod”.
> > The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing Saying "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch”
A likely story

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:54 UTC

On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 2:25:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a5a18664-8547-4d08...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > No , the original Maude. You see , that phrase "I saw Maude Adams five
> > > > > > times"
> > > > > > comes from an old movie which had around seven boys in a room and a
> > > > > > little
> > > > > > girl comes in to visit and one after another all the boys say "I saw
> > > > > > Maude
> > > > > > Adams five times" and the girl runs screaming out of the room.
> > > > > THe boys had no maud - isty
> > > > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > > > called "Mod”.
> > > The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing Saying "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch”
> A likely story
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the story.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 19 Jul 2023 17:41 UTC

On Jul 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<624e232c-88e7-478c-9468-e98ab442a7d9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > THe boys had no maud - isty
> > > > > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > > > > called "Mod”.
> > > > The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing Saying
> > > > "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch”
> > A likely story\
>
> Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the story.

It’s all a plot against you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Jul 2023 18:59 UTC

On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 12:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<624e232c-88e7-478c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > THe boys had no maud - isty
> > > > > > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > > > > > called "Mod”.
> > > > > The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing Saying
> > > > > "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch”
> > > A likely story\
> >
> > Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the story.
> It’s all a plot against you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I think it's more like a plot all around me, when I exit this vale of tears..

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 by: Mike - Thu, 20 Jul 2023 09:43 UTC

On Jul 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > > > > > > called "Mod”.
> > > > > > The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing Saying
> > > > > > "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch”
> > > > A likely story\ Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the story.
> > It’s all a plot against you
>
> I think it's more like a plot all around me, when I exit this vale of tears.

I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 20 Jul 2023 11:26 UTC

On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 4:43:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<93187e0c-1be5-4cf3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Or else they were watching that hip new series starring Beatrice Arthur
> > > > > > > > called "Mod”.
> > > > > > > The Mod Squad may b e new to you but its reruns you are seeing Saying
> > > > > > > "the Mod Squad " is like saying " The Groovy Bunch”
> > > > > A likely story\ Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the story.
> > > It’s all a plot against you
> >
> > I think it's more like a plot all around me, when I exit this vale of tears.
> I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my true identity is Alfred E: Newman.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jul 2023 09:18 UTC

On Jul 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > A likely story\ Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the
> > > > > > story.
> > > > It’s all a plot against you I think it's more like a plot all around me, when I exit this vale of
> > > tears.
> > I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
>
> Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my true
> identity is Alfred E: Newman.

That statement alone show you are mad.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 21 Jul 2023 11:04 UTC

On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 4:18:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<411fe3ab-7c9d-467d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > A likely story\ Yes. This person named Hi Leeun Likely told me the
> > > > > > > story.
> > > > > It’s all a plot against you I think it's more like a plot all around me, when I exit this vale of
> > > > tears.
> > > I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
> >
> > Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my true
> > identity is Alfred E: Newman.
> That statement alone show you are mad.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose my job or my friend or my hernia.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jul 2023 14:55 UTC

On Jul 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > It’s all a plot against you I think it's more like a plot all around
> > > > > > me, when I exit this vale of
> > > > > tears.
> > > > I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
> > >
> > > Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my true
> > > identity is Alfred E: Newman.
> > That statement alone show you are mad.
>
> au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose my
> job or my friend or my hernia.

JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can suppress
that knowledge.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 21 Jul 2023 18:02 UTC

On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 9:55:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<016bf704-ddb6-4f4b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > It’s all a plot against you I think it's more like a plot all around
> > > > > > > me, when I exit this vale of
> > > > > > tears.
> > > > > I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
> > > >
> > > > Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my true
> > > > identity is Alfred E: Newman.
> > > That statement alone show you are mad.
> >
> > au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose my
> > job or my friend or my hernia.
> JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can suppress
> that knowledge.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well what you do is you find some really unintelligent person , like one that graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell him that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jul 2023 18:14 UTC

On Jul 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<906ade21-a074-46f3-8110-ab68335124ddn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my
> > > > > true
> > > > > identity is Alfred E: Newman.
> > > > That statement alone show you are mad.
> > >
> > > au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose my
> > > job or my friend or my hernia.
> > JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can suppress
> > that knowledge. well what you do is you find some really unintelligent person , like one that
> graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell him
> that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.

Just don't make a big deal out of it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 22 Jul 2023 12:06 UTC

On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:15:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<906ade21-a074-46f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I can see how wearing a veil would leave you in tears.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wearing a veil does leave me in tears, I want everybody to see that my
> > > > > > true
> > > > > > identity is Alfred E: Newman.
> > > > > That statement alone show you are mad.
> > > >
> > > > au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose my
> > > > job or my friend or my hernia.
> > > JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can suppress
> > > that knowledge. well what you do is you find some really unintelligent person , like one that
> > graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell him
> > that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.
> Just don't make a big deal out of it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100 players in my game.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 22 Jul 2023 12:18 UTC

On Jul 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<726fe76a-f1f6-49fa-8c59-29bf41b56c7fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose
> > > > > my
> > > > > job or my friend or my hernia.
> > > > JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can
> > > > suppress
> > > > that knowledge. well what you do is you find some really unintelligent
> > > > person , like one that
> > > graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell
> > > him
> > > that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.
> > Just don't make a big deal out of it.
>
> I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100
> players in my game.

If they are game did you shoot them???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 22 Jul 2023 19:13 UTC

On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 7:18:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<726fe76a-f1f6-49fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > au contraire I'm not mad at all. I am happy every time I get mad I lose
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > job or my friend or my hernia.
> > > > > JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can
> > > > > suppress
> > > > > that knowledge. well what you do is you find some really unintelligent
> > > > > person , like one that
> > > > graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell
> > > > him
> > > > that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.
> > > Just don't make a big deal out of it.
> >
> > I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100
> > players in my game.
> If they are game did you shoot them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

in eighth grade teacher assigned a short story to read titled "the most dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and there was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a human game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.


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