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 by: Mike - Sun, 23 Jul 2023 10:23 UTC

On Jul 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a9baa2de-6ab5-4b15-9084-e75c177ec0adn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can
> > > > > > suppress
> > > > > > that knowledge. well what you do is you find some really unintelligent
> > > > > > person , like one that
> > > > > graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell
> > > > > him
> > > > > that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.
> > > > Just don't make a big deal out of it.
> > >
> > > I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100
> > > players in my game.
> > If they are game did you shoot them??? in eighth grade teacher assigned a short story to read titled "the most
> dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and there
> was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so
> therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a human
> game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the
> other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.

I wonder if the author got any payment from all the TVshows/movies that used
variations of that plot.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 5:23:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a9baa2de-6ab5-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > JUst how did you loose a hernia??? Doctors want to know so they can
> > > > > > > suppress
> > > > > > > that knowledge. well what you do is you find some really unintelligent
> > > > > > > person , like one that
> > > > > > graduated from Texas A&M , and you get them in a poker game and you tell
> > > > > > him
> > > > > > that we're playing for hernias and then you make sure you lose.
> > > > > Just don't make a big deal out of it.
> > > >
> > > > I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100
> > > > players in my game.
> > > If they are game did you shoot them??? in eighth grade teacher assigned a short story to read titled "the most
> > dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and there
> > was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so
> > therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a human
> > game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the
> > other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.
> I wonder if the author got any payment from all the TVshows/movies that used
> variations of that plot.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 24 Jul 2023 09:24 UTC

On Jul 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a3f39ee9-d556-4264-af5b-1a3e7d13a25bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100
> > > > > players in my game.
> > > > If they are game did you shoot them??? in eighth grade teacher assigned a
> > > > short story to read titled "the most
> > > dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and there
> > > was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so
> > > therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a human
> > > game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the
> > > other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.
> > I wonder if the author got any payment from all the TVshows/movies that used
> > variations of that plot.
> I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.

You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:53 UTC

On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 4:24:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a3f39ee9-d556-4264...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I'm sorry, Mike, I have to make a big deal out of it. There's always 100
> > > > > > players in my game.
> > > > > If they are game did you shoot them??? in eighth grade teacher assigned a
> > > > > short story to read titled "the most
> > > > dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and there
> > > > was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so
> > > > therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a human
> > > > game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the
> > > > other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.
> > > I wonder if the author got any payment from all the TVshows/movies that used
> > > variations of that plot.
> > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 24 Jul 2023 19:24 UTC

On Jul 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dcc06479-d7a3-40ce-b834-055a0de9863fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and
> > > > > there
> > > > > was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so
> > > > > therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a
> > > > > human
> > > > > game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the
> > > > > other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.
> > > > I wonder if the author got any payment from all the TVshows/movies that
> > > > used
> > > > variations of that plot.
> > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.

Spade me the insincere compliments

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Jul 2023 19:48 UTC

On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 2:24:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dcc06479-d7a3-40ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > dangerous game. " what it was about was this fellow had an island and
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > was another man on it and he hunted this man just like a game animal, so
> > > > > > therefore, it was like the world's most dangerous game meaning like a
> > > > > > human
> > > > > > game animal , but it also meant like a game, the man was playing with the
> > > > > > other man, in order to hurt him, polysemy.
> > > > > I wonder if the author got any payment from all the TVshows/movies that
> > > > > used
> > > > > variations of that plot.
> > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> Spade me the insincere compliments
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a grubbing ho.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:03 UTC

On Jul 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8c2c23e8-e9ec-4e77-bcd3-215ac7895230n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a grubbing ho.

But I do not even have her number...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:44 UTC

On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 4:04:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8c2c23e8-e9ec-4e77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a grubbing ho.
>
> But I do not even have her number...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have her number. She's out to kill me.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 25 Jul 2023 15:00 UTC

On Jul 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > > > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a
> > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number. She's out to kill me.

Death by orgasm --- what a way to go

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 25 Jul 2023 23:31 UTC

On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 10:00:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<85615658-8fab-450e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > > > > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > > > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a
> > > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number. She's out to kill me.
>
> Death by orgasm --- what a way to go
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I read this porn story where a woman clamped her
thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Jul 2023 09:30 UTC

On Jul 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5077d791-3eb2-4ddb-aa76-b3955ba348a7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > > > > > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > > > > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a
> > > > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number.
> > > > > > She's out to kill me. Death by orgasm --- what a way to go
>
> I read this porn story where a woman clamped her
> thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.

That depends on the view he had at the time

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Jul 2023 16:35 UTC

On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 4:30:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5077d791-3eb2-4ddb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I don't know ; I guess we could contact him.
> > > > > > > > > You could try and dig him up but you would face grave consequences.
> > > > > > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a
> > > > > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number.
> > > > > > > She's out to kill me. Death by orgasm --- what a way to go
> >
> > I read this porn story where a woman clamped her
> > thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.
> That depends on the view he had at the time
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She had a "View to a Kill."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Jul 2023 17:35 UTC

On Jul 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c534565c-72f6-4624-9ed4-0e22e532dd30n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > > > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a
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> > > > > > > > She's out to kill me. Death by orgasm --- what a way to go I read this porn story where a woman clamped her
> > > thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.
> > That depends on the view he had at the time
> She had a "View to a Kill.”
And he could see the hole thing

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Jul 2023 19:54 UTC

On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 12:35:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c534565c-72f6-4624...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Hey man, that sounds cool and groovy ; I dig it.
> > > > > > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling Darlene a
> > > > > > > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number.
> > > > > > > > > She's out to kill me. Death by orgasm --- what a way to go I read this porn story where a woman clamped her
> > > > thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.
> > > That depends on the view he had at the time
> > She had a "View to a Kill.”
> And he could see the hole thing
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, he couldn't see the forest for the trees.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 27 Jul 2023 09:35 UTC

On Jul 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d14388fd-8bd9-4f21-9ced-16f29999a19dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene a
> > > > > > > > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number.
> > > > > > > > > > She's out to kill me. Death by orgasm --- what a way to go I read
> > > > > > > > > > this porn story where a woman clamped her
> > > > > thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.
> > > > That depends on the view he had at the time
> > > She had a "View to a Kill.”
> > And he could see the hole thing
> no, he couldn't see the forest for the trees.

That does not conifer any real meaning to me

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Jul 2023 18:07 UTC

On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 4:36:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d14388fd-8bd9-4f21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Spade me the insincere compliments I wish you'd quit calling
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene a
> > > > > > > > > > > grubbing ho. But I do not even have her number... I have her number.
> > > > > > > > > > > She's out to kill me. Death by orgasm --- what a way to go I read
> > > > > > > > > > > this porn story where a woman clamped her
> > > > > > thighs around a man's head during cunnilingus and smothered him to death.
> > > > > That depends on the view he had at the time
> > > > She had a "View to a Kill.”
> > > And he could see the hole thing
> > no, he couldn't see the forest for the trees.
> That does not conifer any real meaning to me
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this con man, and he loved the subjunctive tense, he was always going around saying if, if, if if.
He was a real con-iffer.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 29 Jul 2023 08:53 UTC

On Jul 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f331167d-59b4-4668-8630-e36d653a37d9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > That depends on the view he had at the time
> > > > > She had a "View to a Kill.â€
> > > > And he could see the hole thing
> > > no, he couldn't see the forest for the trees.
> > That does not conifer any real meaning to me
>
> There was this con man, and he loved the subjunctive tense, he was always
> going around saying if, if, if if.
> He was a real con-iffer.

So you pine for the good old days of the long con----

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 29 Jul 2023 15:39 UTC

On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:53:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f331167d-59b4-4668...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > That depends on the view he had at the time
> > > > > > She had a "View to a Kill.â€
> > > > > And he could see the hole thing
> > > > no, he couldn't see the forest for the trees.
> > > That does not conifer any real meaning to me
> >
> > There was this con man, and he loved the subjunctive tense, he was always
> > going around saying if, if, if if.
> > He was a real con-iffer.
> So you pine for the good old days of the long con----
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have two cousins who are both convicts. One of them is really short , 5 foot 3; the other one is tall,
6 foot eight ; he's the long con.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 30 Jul 2023 08:46 UTC

On Jul 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b4325237-992b-4533-be3e-b3ead80f1d66n@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > There was this con man, and he loved the subjunctive tense, he was always
> > > going around saying if, if, if if.
> > > He was a real con-iffer.
> > So you pine for the good old days of the long con----
>
> I have two cousins who are both convicts. One of them is really short , 5
> foot 3; the other one is tall,
> 6 foot eight ; he's the long con.

But did they have the courage of their convictions???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 30 Jul 2023 17:38 UTC

On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 3:46:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b4325237-992b-4533...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > There was this con man, and he loved the subjunctive tense, he was always
> > > > going around saying if, if, if if.
> > > > He was a real con-iffer.
> > > So you pine for the good old days of the long con----
> >
> > I have two cousins who are both convicts. One of them is really short , 5
> > foot 3; the other one is tall,
> > 6 foot eight ; he's the long con.
> But did they have the courage of their convictions???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

At One time they were both judges, so they didn't have a lot of courage to perform their convictions because you know those convicts get out of prison and go gun down the judge who convicted them. also , you do remember "judge not, and ye shall not be judged" which is straight from the Bible.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 30 Jul 2023 18:23 UTC

On Jul 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8345ba92-4564-4659-bf3a-0d9f92721dd6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > I have two cousins who are both convicts. One of them is really short , 5
> > > foot 3; the other one is tall,
> > > 6 foot eight ; he's the long con.
> > But did they have the courage of their convictions???
> At One time they were both judges, so they didn't have a lot of courage to
> perform their convictions because you know those convicts get out of prison
> and go gun down the judge who convicted them. also , you do remember "judge
> not, and ye shall not be judged" which is straight from the Bible.

I see what the judgement when he said they should not be released.

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 31 Jul 2023 03:42 UTC

On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 1:23:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8345ba92-4564-4659...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I have two cousins who are both convicts. One of them is really short , 5
> > > > foot 3; the other one is tall,
> > > > 6 foot eight ; he's the long con.
> > > But did they have the courage of their convictions???
> > At One time they were both judges, so they didn't have a lot of courage to
> > perform their convictions because you know those convicts get out of prison
> > and go gun down the judge who convicted them. also , you do remember "judge
> > not, and ye shall not be judged" which is straight from the Bible.
> I see what the judgement when he said they should not be released.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's kind of a screwy statement because someone who judges not isn't a judge , they could be a plumber and what does that buy the plumber ? they will not be judged, like if they murder somebody they get off Scott free , it's just one of these typical stupid sayings that that sounds good but doesn't mean crap.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 31 Jul 2023 10:28 UTC

On Jul 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1b977977-3c25-4c53-9920-d94ac8d8e295n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > At One time they were both judges, so they didn't have a lot of courage to
> > > perform their convictions because you know those convicts get out of prison
> > > and go gun down the judge who convicted them. also , you do remember "judge
> > > not, and ye shall not be judged" which is straight from the Bible.
> > I see what the judgement when he said they should not be released.
>
> It's kind of a screwy statement because someone who judges not isn't a judge
> , they could be a plumber and what does that buy the plumber ? they will not
> be judged, like if they murder somebody they get off Scott free , it's just
> one of these typical stupid sayings that that sounds good but doesn't mean
> crap.

Yes it is wrong as Scott towels go for $9.99 to $13.00 /a pack

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 5:28:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1b977977-3c25-4c53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > At One time they were both judges, so they didn't have a lot of courage to
> > > > perform their convictions because you know those convicts get out of prison
> > > > and go gun down the judge who convicted them. also , you do remember "judge
> > > > not, and ye shall not be judged" which is straight from the Bible.
> > > I see what the judgement when he said they should not be released.
> >
> > It's kind of a screwy statement because someone who judges not isn't a judge
> > , they could be a plumber and what does that buy the plumber ? they will not
> > be judged, like if they murder somebody they get off Scott free , it's just
> > one of these typical stupid sayings that that sounds good but doesn't mean
> > crap.
> Yes it is wrong as Scott towels go for $9.99 to $13.00 /a pack
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this Scotsman and he was walking down the street wearing a kilt and a little four-year-old girl comes up to him and asks " sir , is there anything worn under the kilt?" and he tells her "Lassie, it's just as good as it's ever been."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 31 Jul 2023 20:04 UTC

On Jul 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1d3d78e5-958a-45ee-9cd1-146070e4312fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > I see what the judgement when he said they should not be released.
> > >
> > > It's kind of a screwy statement because someone who judges not isn't a
> > > judge
> > > , they could be a plumber and what does that buy the plumber ? they will
> > > not
> > > be judged, like if they murder somebody they get off Scott free , it's just
> > > one of these typical stupid sayings that that sounds good but doesn't mean
> > > crap.
> > Yes it is wrong as Scott towels go for $9.99 to $13.00 /a pack
> there was this Scotsman and he was walking down the street wearing a kilt and
> a little four-year-old girl comes up to him and asks " sir , is there
> anything worn under the kilt?" and he tells her "Lassie, it's just as good as
> it's ever been.”

Did he demonstrate???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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