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 by: Mike - Sat, 12 Aug 2023 09:11 UTC

On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3a578858-869c-416b-8c5e-4ab22ca5b0c6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Theater of blood. Well, maybe you could like build some kind of Science
> > > > > Fiction machine which would hold blood up in the air, forming some type
> > > > > of
> > > > > theater but as soon as the power went off the blood would just slosh down
> > > > > on
> > > > > the ground into a great big pool.
> > > > A pool - ish waste of blood
> > > That happen right here at the blood donation center ,
> > > two of the attendants were wheeling along carts full of collection bags and
> > > they ran into each other and left this huge pool of blood on the floor.
> > A pint - less effort fora hard days work.
> or, as the Beatles sang," a hard days night "
>
> you know they had that first album out "Meet the Beatles " it didnt sell too
> well so they made an X-rated version of it called "Beat the meatles.”
And only one copy sold --- to you

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 13 Aug 2023 15:09 UTC

On Saturday, August 12, 2023 at 4:11:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3a578858-869c-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Theater of blood. Well, maybe you could like build some kind of Science
> > > > > > Fiction machine which would hold blood up in the air, forming some type
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > theater but as soon as the power went off the blood would just slosh down
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > the ground into a great big pool.
> > > > > A pool - ish waste of blood
> > > > That happen right here at the blood donation center ,
> > > > two of the attendants were wheeling along carts full of collection bags and
> > > > they ran into each other and left this huge pool of blood on the floor.
> > > A pint - less effort fora hard days work.
> > or, as the Beatles sang," a hard days night "
> >
> > you know they had that first album out "Meet the Beatles " it didnt sell too
> > well so they made an X-rated version of it called "Beat the meatles.”
> And only one copy sold --- to you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 13 Aug 2023 17:46 UTC

On Aug 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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A pool - ish waste of blood
> > > > > That happen right here at the blood donation center ,
> > > > > two of the attendants were wheeling along carts full of collection bags
> > > > > and
> > > > > they ran into each other and left this huge pool of blood on the floor.
> > > > A pint - less effort fora hard days work.
> > > or, as the Beatles sang," a hard days night "
> > >
> > > you know they had that first album out "Meet the Beatles " it didnt sell
> > > too
> > > well so they made an X-rated version of it called "Beat the meatles.”
> > And only one copy sold --- to you
>
> There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.

And chefs all around your area are jealous of how tender you are able to
pound your --- steaks,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, August 13, 2023 at 12:46:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ed214a76-c5a9-4438...@googlegroups.com>):
> A pool - ish waste of blood
> > > > > > That happen right here at the blood donation center ,
> > > > > > two of the attendants were wheeling along carts full of collection bags
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > they ran into each other and left this huge pool of blood on the floor.
> > > > > A pint - less effort fora hard days work.
> > > > or, as the Beatles sang," a hard days night "
> > > >
> > > > you know they had that first album out "Meet the Beatles " it didnt sell
> > > > too
> > > > well so they made an X-rated version of it called "Beat the meatles..”
> > > And only one copy sold --- to you
> >
> > There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.
> And chefs all around your area are jealous of how tender you are able to
> pound your --- steaks,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice asked "Master, bait my hook."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 07:49 UTC

On Aug 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ff23eac9-dbe3-4b83-bad8-22ba7b4ad634n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > A pint - less effort fora hard days work.
> > > > > or, as the Beatles sang," a hard days night "
> > > > >
> > > > > you know they had that first album out "Meet the Beatles " it didnt sell
> > > > > too
> > > > > well so they made an X-rated version of it called "Beat the meatles.”
> > > > And only one copy sold --- to you
> > >
> > > There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.
> > And chefs all around your area are jealous of how tender you are able to
> > pound your --- steaks,
>
> and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice
> asked "Master, bait my hook.”
He did not because he had a sell fish motive

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 12:42 UTC

On Monday, August 14, 2023 at 2:49:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ff23eac9-dbe3-4b83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > A pint - less effort fora hard days work.
> > > > > > or, as the Beatles sang," a hard days night "
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you know they had that first album out "Meet the Beatles " it didnt sell
> > > > > > too
> > > > > > well so they made an X-rated version of it called "Beat the meatles.”
> > > > > And only one copy sold --- to you
> > > >
> > > > There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.
> > > And chefs all around your area are jealous of how tender you are able to
> > > pound your --- steaks,
> >
> > and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice
> > asked "Master, bait my hook.”
> He did not because he had a sell fish motive
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The main motive for selling fish is to make money.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 13:00 UTC

On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c006c47-a96f-430e-9087-1a9af890de90n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.
> > > > And chefs all around your area are jealous of how tender you are able to
> > > > pound your --- steaks,
> > >
> > > and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice
> > > asked "Master, bait my hook.”
> > He did not because he had a sell fish motive\
>
> The main motive for selling fish is to make money.

Just so the Secret Service does not find out abut it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 13:18 UTC

On Monday, August 14, 2023 at 8:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c006c47-a96f-430e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There were good instructions on it; on how to tenderize your steak.
> > > > > And chefs all around your area are jealous of how tender you are able to
> > > > > pound your --- steaks,
> > > >
> > > > and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice
> > > > asked "Master, bait my hook.”
> > > He did not because he had a sell fish motive\
> >
> > The main motive for selling fish is to make money.
> Just so the Secret Service does not find out abut it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

"I am a member of the Secret Service."

"Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"

" I can't tell you , it's a secret."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 15:06 UTC

On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b9d3dc82-b754-431b-af98-7839b151f829n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice
> > > > > asked "Master, bait my hook.”
> > > > He did not because he had a sell fish motive\
> > >
> > > The main motive for selling fish is to make money.
> > Just so the Secret Service does not find out abut it.
>
> "I am a member of the Secret Service."
>
> "Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"
>
> " I can't tell you , it's a secret.”

Just why is it called the Secret Service when everyone knows about it???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 18:18 UTC

On Monday, August 14, 2023 at 10:06:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b9d3dc82-b754-431b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and also fishing, a novice was out fishing with his Master and the novice
> > > > > > asked "Master, bait my hook.”
> > > > > He did not because he had a sell fish motive\
> > > >
> > > > The main motive for selling fish is to make money.
> > > Just so the Secret Service does not find out abut it.
> >
> > "I am a member of the Secret Service."
> >
> > "Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"
> >
> > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.”
>
> Just why is it called the Secret Service when everyone knows about it???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

unbridled irony, that.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 19:40 UTC

On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > >
> > > > > The main motive for selling fish is to make money.
> > > > Just so the Secret Service does not find out abut it.
> > >
> > > "I am a member of the Secret Service."
> > >
> > > "Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"
> > >
> > > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.” Just why is it called the Secret Service when everyone knows about it??? unbridled irony, that.

A situation they are saddled with

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 14 Aug 2023 22:06 UTC

On Monday, August 14, 2023 at 2:40:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6491138c-2460-416e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The main motive for selling fish is to make money.
> > > > > Just so the Secret Service does not find out abut it.
> > > >
> > > > "I am a member of the Secret Service."
> > > >
> > > > "Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"
> > > >
> > > > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.” Just why is it called the Secret Service when everyone knows about it??? unbridled irony, that.
>
> A situation they are saddled with
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I remember this piece in Playboy, where an artist had depicted a couple making love on horseback and he stated that he figured the horse would do all the work for them, so it would be a kind of "back in the saddle again " thing.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 15 Aug 2023 09:22 UTC

On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0489b096-9d2d-4b8e-9dc1-12069bac8e13n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > "I am a member of the Secret Service."
> > > > >
> > > > > "Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"
> > > > >
> > > > > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.” Just why is it called the Secret
> > > > > Service when everyone knows about it??? unbridled irony, that. A situation they are saddled with I remember this piece in Playboy, where an artist had
depicted a couple
> making love on horseback and he stated that he figured the horse would do all
> the work for them, so it would be a kind of "back in the saddle again " thing.

All the work and none of the pleasure.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 15 Aug 2023 18:50 UTC

On Tuesday, August 15, 2023 at 4:23:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0489b096-9d2d-4b8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > "I am a member of the Secret Service."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Oh , that sounds interesting. What do you do?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.” Just why is it called the Secret
> > > > > > Service when everyone knows about it??? unbridled irony, that. A situation they are saddled with I remember this piece in Playboy, where an artist had
> depicted a couple
> > making love on horseback and he stated that he figured the horse would do all
> > the work for them, so it would be a kind of "back in the saddle again " thing.
> All the work and none of the pleasure.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 16 Aug 2023 09:36 UTC

On Aug 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3c93929c-016a-4d1d-8cec-e5f2c05a80den@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.” Just why is it called the Secret
> > > > > > > Service when everyone knows about it??? unbridled irony, that. A
> > > > > > > situation they are saddled with I remember this piece in Playboy,
> > > > > > > where an artist had
> > depicted a couple
> > > making love on horseback and he stated that he figured the horse would do
> > > all
> > > the work for them, so it would be a kind of "back in the saddle again "
> > > thing.
> > All the work and none of the pleasure.
>
> Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.

Quit stallion around and give with the details

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 16 Aug 2023 17:15 UTC

On Wednesday, August 16, 2023 at 4:36:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3c93929c-016a-4d1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > " I can't tell you , it's a secret.” Just why is it called the Secret
> > > > > > > > Service when everyone knows about it??? unbridled irony, that. A
> > > > > > > > situation they are saddled with I remember this piece in Playboy,
> > > > > > > > where an artist had
> > > depicted a couple
> > > > making love on horseback and he stated that he figured the horse would do
> > > > all
> > > > the work for them, so it would be a kind of "back in the saddle again "
> > > > thing.
> > > All the work and none of the pleasure.
> >
> > Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.
> Quit stallion around and give with the details
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Do you want the details? Well, this guy was the laziest man on Earth: He'd stand behind her and say "giddyup, whoa , back up , giddy up, whoa, back up."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 16 Aug 2023 17:41 UTC

On Aug 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da5a5c19-87c8-4ae6-82a3-19e848123d6en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > All the work and none of the pleasure.
> > >
> > > Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.
> > Quit stallion around and give with the details
> Do you want the details? Well, this guy was the laziest man on Earth: He'd
> stand behind her and say "giddyup, whoa , back up , giddy up, whoa, back up.”

Was he so lazy as to record the commands so he did not have to say them over
and over again???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 17 Aug 2023 19:50 UTC

On Wednesday, August 16, 2023 at 12:41:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<da5a5c19-87c8-4ae6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > All the work and none of the pleasure.
> > > >
> > > > Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.
> > > Quit stallion around and give with the details
> > Do you want the details? Well, this guy was the laziest man on Earth: He'd
> > stand behind her and say "giddyup, whoa , back up , giddy up, whoa, back up.”
>
> Was he so lazy as to record the commands so he did not have to say them over
> and over again???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

why, of course why do you even ask? It's just like whatever device you're using right now the FBI is recording all the audio and video of your life just like the Truman show , the trouble is they're getting in so much data they find it hard to tell who to go out and prosecute.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 18 Aug 2023 08:35 UTC

On Aug 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d782ad79-06d6-4ebe-b7f1-813faf1b9d89n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.
> > > > Quit stallion around and give with the details
> > > Do you want the details? Well, this guy was the laziest man on Earth: He'd
> > > stand behind her and say "giddyup, whoa , back up , giddy up, whoa, back
> > > up.”
> >
> > Was he so lazy as to record the commands so he did not have to say them over
> > and over again???
> why, of course why do you even ask? It's just like whatever device you're
> using right now the FBI is recording all the audio and video of your life
> just like the Truman show , the trouble is they're getting in so much data
> they find it hard to tell who to go out and prosecute.

Who do they buy their recording media from?? I should buy some of their
stocks.
Sounds like it would be a good investment

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 18 Aug 2023 18:21 UTC

On Friday, August 18, 2023 at 3:35:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d782ad79-06d6-4ebe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, later the guy could at least get some of that from the mare.
> > > > > Quit stallion around and give with the details
> > > > Do you want the details? Well, this guy was the laziest man on Earth: He'd
> > > > stand behind her and say "giddyup, whoa , back up , giddy up, whoa, back
> > > > up.”
> > >
> > > Was he so lazy as to record the commands so he did not have to say them over
> > > and over again???
> > why, of course why do you even ask? It's just like whatever device you're
> > using right now the FBI is recording all the audio and video of your life
> > just like the Truman show , the trouble is they're getting in so much data
> > they find it hard to tell who to go out and prosecute.
> Who do they buy their recording media from?? I should buy some of their
> stocks.
> Sounds like it would be a good investment
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They put the data in The Cloud, of course. I mean , what else ? It's like the following story :

Teacher: Little Johnny , what is The Cloud?

Little Johnny: The Cloud is a huge mass storage thingy-poo, which has gazillions of bytes of storage and also serves to order hamburgers.

Teacher : That's correct , and Johnny, see this picture. It's a fluffy white thing against blue sky and there's rain falling out of it. What is this thing called?

Little Johnny: Teacher, have no idea.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 18 Aug 2023 18:24 UTC

On Aug 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<10f571ae-74c8-41fa-9daf-b2700bc5dc72n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Was he so lazy as to record the commands so he did not have to say them
> > > > over
> > > > and over again???
> > > why, of course why do you even ask? It's just like whatever device you're
> > > using right now the FBI is recording all the audio and video of your life
> > > just like the Truman show , the trouble is they're getting in so much data
> > > they find it hard to tell who to go out and prosecute.
> > Who do they buy their recording media from?? I should buy some of their
> > stocks.
> > Sounds like it would be a good investment
>
> They put the data in The Cloud, of course. I mean , what else ? It's like the
> following story :
>
> Teacher: Little Johnny , what is The Cloud?
>
> Little Johnny: The Cloud is a huge mass storage thingy-poo, which has
> gazillions of bytes of storage and also serves to order hamburgers.
>
> Teacher : That's correct , and Johnny, see this picture. It's a fluffy white
> thing against blue sky and there's rain falling out of it. What is this thing
> called?
>
> Little Johnny: Teacher, have no idea.

The cloud is just someone else’s computer

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 19 Aug 2023 17:50 UTC

On Friday, August 18, 2023 at 1:24:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<10f571ae-74c8-41fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Was he so lazy as to record the commands so he did not have to say them
> > > > > over
> > > > > and over again???
> > > > why, of course why do you even ask? It's just like whatever device you're
> > > > using right now the FBI is recording all the audio and video of your life
> > > > just like the Truman show , the trouble is they're getting in so much data
> > > > they find it hard to tell who to go out and prosecute.
> > > Who do they buy their recording media from?? I should buy some of their
> > > stocks.
> > > Sounds like it would be a good investment
> >
> > They put the data in The Cloud, of course. I mean , what else ? It's like the
> > following story :
> >
> > Teacher: Little Johnny , what is The Cloud?
> >
> > Little Johnny: The Cloud is a huge mass storage thingy-poo, which has
> > gazillions of bytes of storage and also serves to order hamburgers.
> >
> > Teacher : That's correct , and Johnny, see this picture. It's a fluffy white
> > thing against blue sky and there's rain falling out of it. What is this thing
> > called?
> >
> > Little Johnny: Teacher, have no idea.
> The cloud is just someone else’s computer
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You mean, like some nun has a PC in Australia and that's the Cloud?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 20 Aug 2023 09:35 UTC

On Aug 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<05404a63-078e-4b8d-8065-87894d08b052n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Who do they buy their recording media from?? I should buy some of their
> > > > stocks.
> > > > Sounds like it would be a good investment
> > >
> > > They put the data in The Cloud, of course. I mean , what else ? It's like
> > > the
> > > following story :
> > >
> > > Teacher: Little Johnny , what is The Cloud?
> > >
> > > Little Johnny: The Cloud is a huge mass storage thingy-poo, which has
> > > gazillions of bytes of storage and also serves to order hamburgers.
> > >
> > > Teacher : That's correct , and Johnny, see this picture. It's a fluffy
> > > white
> > > thing against blue sky and there's rain falling out of it. What is this
> > > thing
> > > called?
> > >
> > > Little Johnny: Teacher, have no idea.
> > The cloud is just someone else’s computer You mean, like some nun has a PC in Australia and that's the Cloud?

Part of it

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 20 Aug 2023 17:16 UTC

On Sunday, August 20, 2023 at 4:36:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<05404a63-078e-4b8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Who do they buy their recording media from?? I should buy some of their
> > > > > stocks.
> > > > > Sounds like it would be a good investment
> > > >
> > > > They put the data in The Cloud, of course. I mean , what else ? It's like
> > > > the
> > > > following story :
> > > >
> > > > Teacher: Little Johnny , what is The Cloud?
> > > >
> > > > Little Johnny: The Cloud is a huge mass storage thingy-poo, which has
> > > > gazillions of bytes of storage and also serves to order hamburgers.
> > > >
> > > > Teacher : That's correct , and Johnny, see this picture. It's a fluffy
> > > > white
> > > > thing against blue sky and there's rain falling out of it. What is this
> > > > thing
> > > > called?
> > > >
> > > > Little Johnny: Teacher, have no idea.
> > > The cloud is just someone else’s computer You mean, like some nun has a PC in Australia and that's the Cloud?
>
> Part of it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

if you're trying to say that all computers, everywhere,
are being linked into some kind of a giant, oneness entity, then you're talking about the globular bwain.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 20 Aug 2023 18:13 UTC

On Aug 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<26b9d0f8-1dce-494a-a68c-595bb6a08eban@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > They put the data in The Cloud, of course. I mean , what else ? It's like
> > > > > the
> > > > > following story :
> > > > >
> > > > > Teacher: Little Johnny , what is The Cloud?
> > > > >
> > > > > Little Johnny: The Cloud is a huge mass storage thingy-poo, which has
> > > > > gazillions of bytes of storage and also serves to order hamburgers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Teacher : That's correct , and Johnny, see this picture. It's a fluffy
> > > > > white
> > > > > thing against blue sky and there's rain falling out of it. What is this
> > > > > thing
> > > > > called?
> > > > >
> > > > > Little Johnny: Teacher, have no idea.
> > > > The cloud is just someone else’s computer You mean, like some nun has a
> > > > PC in Australia and that's the Cloud?
> >
> > Part of it
> if you're trying to say that all computers, everywhere,
> are being linked into some kind of a giant, oneness entity, then you're
> talking about the globular bwain.

Making pain in the mem - bwain.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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