On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 19:23:37 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>
>> On 18/09/2021 5:37 pm, alvey wrote:
>>> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:10:14 +1000, Max wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually trolling
>>>>>>>>>>>> for the sake of it he should be able to determine *himself* if
>>>>>>>>>>>> his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car. If he can't
>>>>>>>>>>>> then he should probably consider taking a bus, as no one else
>>>>>>>>>>>> can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really is
>>>>>>>>>>> as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is doing
>>>>>>>>> a uni computer course, the question that he asked would have got
>>>>>>>>> him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I am
>>>>>>>> doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being laughed
>>>>>>>> out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>>>>> the past.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science (Honours
>>>>> or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT world?
>>>>
>>>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and what I
>>>> said?
>>>
>>> lol!
>>>
>>> Well that's put Keefy in a tizz. Does he choose A Really Lame Response? Or
>>> his traditional, preferred Runawayyyyy?
>>
>> Does alvey put in his usual irrelevant bon mot, a real little Oscar
>> Wilde he thinks he is.
>>
>>> Oty Keefy.
>>
>> Oty alvey.
>
> So you've gone with that sub-section of 'Really Lame', Ye Olde Cliche then
> keith. Couldn't you have found a better use of the couple of hours it took
> you to come up with it?
>
> And if you want to attempt to be the judge of "irrelevant" then you should
> try explaining your wholly "irrelevant" question about the OPs job.
>
> oty keefy

Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.

oty alvey.

On 19/09/2021 9:10 am, keithr0 wrote:
> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:

> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>
> oty alvey.

You're wasting your time here Keith. Alvey is one of those special kind
of retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless he is or how
much of a total fucking moron he makes of himself, he just *has* to have
the last word.

It's part of his attention whore personality disorder, and he's in very
good company sharing it with his FLC mates :)

--
--
--
Regards,
Noddy.

On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>
>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>
>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>> the past.
>>>
>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>
>>
>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>> "dickhead".
>
> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>

So no one can ask for advice ever? If I want to know whether to go on
holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
an "idiot" ?

On 18/09/2021 5:32 pm, Grumpy Tech wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 5:10 pm, Max wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually
>>>>>>>>>> trolling for the sake of it he should be able to determine
>>>>>>>>>> *himself* if his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car.
>>>>>>>>>> If he can't then he should probably consider taking a bus, as
>>>>>>>>>> no one else can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really
>>>>>>>>> is as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is
>>>>>>> doing a uni computer course, the question that he asked would
>>>>>>> have got him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I
>>>>>> am doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being
>>>>>> laughed out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>
>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and
>>>>> in the past.
>>>>>
>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science
>>> (Honours or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT
>>> world?
>>
>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and what
>> I said?
>
> I'd say they're just establishing a baseline. So as a programmer, what
> language are you working in? C++, Fortran, Python, Pascal, PHP or a
> myriad of others. Surely you know enough VBA to write a spreadsheet that
> does a cost benefit analysis...
>
>

What does it matter what languages I'm working in? Someone who knows
anything about programming knows that a qualified programmer can work in
any language.

On 18/09/2021 7:20 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 5:10 pm, Max wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually
>>>>>>>>>> trolling for the sake of it he should be able to determine
>>>>>>>>>> *himself* if his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car.
>>>>>>>>>> If he can't then he should probably consider taking a bus, as
>>>>>>>>>> no one else can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really
>>>>>>>>> is as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is
>>>>>>> doing a uni computer course, the question that he asked would
>>>>>>> have got him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I
>>>>>> am doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being
>>>>>> laughed out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>
>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and
>>>>> in the past.
>>>>>
>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science
>>> (Honours or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT
>>> world?
>>
>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and what
>> I said?
>
> You can't be much of one if you have to ask the stupid questions that
> you splatter all over Usenet, and don't even know why your PC points to
> its router for DNS requests.
>
> So tell us which languages you are proficient in and what you have
> achieved in the programming world.

What does it matter what languages I'm proficient in? Someone who knows
anything about programming knows that a qualified programmer can work in
any language.

On 19/9/21 9:32 am, Noddy wrote:
> On 19/09/2021 9:10 am, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>
>> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
>> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>>
>> oty alvey.
>
> You're wasting your time here Keith. Alvey is one of those special kind
> of retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless he is or how
> much of a total fucking moron he makes of himself, he just *has* to have
> the last word.

Talk about PKB. You have just described yourself perfectly, got yourself
down to a T.
>
> It's part of his attention whore personality disorder, and he's in very
> good company sharing it with his FLC mates :)
>
Says the biggest attention whore usenet has ever seen. The attention
whore who found his reality wasn't up to snuff so added to it with fake
claims, *HUGE* fake claims, all in the name of relevance seeking.

--

Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 19/9/21 10:22 am, Max wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>
>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>
>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>
>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>> the past.
>>>>
>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>> "dickhead".
>>
>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>
>
> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
> an "idiot" ?
>
You will need to make allowances for Darren, he is a failed sociopath.
He has issues when dealing with *people*. That's why his only life is a
virtual one here in this newsgroup.

--

Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 19/9/21 10:22 am, Max wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>
>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>
>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>
>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>> the past.
>>>>
>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>> "dickhead".
>>
>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>
>
> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
> an "idiot" ?
>
Sure would if you asked that question on a car news group.

--
Daryl

On 19/09/2021 10:22 am, Max wrote:

>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>
>
> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
> an "idiot" ?

There is a world of difference between asking for advice, and asking a
stupid question which is *exactly* what you did.

Had you been thinking of buying a new car and had a number of different
models on your short list, and you came in here asking people what they
thought of each one that would be a *very* valid question to which I'm
sure you would get *many* responses. Some helpful, and some not which is
exactly how Usenet works.

But you didn't do that.

What you did was ask "Is it worth me having a car?" which is about as
utterly nonsensical as asking if you should wear socks or underpants.
*No one* can answer that for you, because *no one" can tell you how
affected your life would be by it. It is, in effect, one of those
"general life" situations where no question needs to be asked because
the only person who can answer it is *you*, and if you can't see that
then there is something wrong with you.

And one more thing.

I don't know you other than as a relatively recent blow in around here.
I don't post in other groups as I get more than enough of a Usenet fix
just from the shit that goes on around here to be bothered with anything
else, but if I understand other people correctly you are quite well
known in other groups for asking ridiculously stupid questions which
suggests to me that you are either remarkably retarded or a fucking
troll or possibly a combination of both.

If that's how you like to roll then kudo's to you, but I'll give you a
free tip right here and now: That shit *won't* work here. This is an
unmoderated forum and you're free to ask as many stupid questions as you
like, but if you do *all* you'll get in reply is shit and ridicule. This
group is *famous* for it, so if that's not your cup of meat then the
door's over there ---> Otherwise don't whinge when you bring it on yourself.

Like you did in this post.

--
--
--
Regards,
Noddy.

On 19/09/2021 9:32 am, Noddy wrote:
> On 19/09/2021 9:10 am, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>
>> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
>> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>>
>> oty alvey.
>
> You're wasting your time here Keith. Alvey is one of those special
> kind of retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless he is or
> how much of a total fucking moron he makes of himself, he just *has*
> to have the last word.
>
> It's part of his attention whore personality disorder, and he's in
> very good company sharing it with his FLC mates :)
>

"You're wasting your time here Keith. I'm one of those special kind of
retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless I am, or how much
of a total fucking moron I make of myself, I just *have* to have the
last word. It's part of my attention whore personality disorder, and I'm
in very good company sharing it with my FLC mates. "

fixed it for you.

--
"A mans got to know his limitations"
- clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

On 19/09/2021 10:22 am, Max wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>
>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>
>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>
>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and
>>>> in the past.
>>>>
>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>> "dickhead".
>>
>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>
>
> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
> an "idiot" ?
>

an idiot in noddy's world is anyone who doesn't worship the ground he
walks on

--
"A mans got to know his limitations"
- clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

On 9/18/2021 12:00 PM, Max wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually trolling
>>>>>>> for the sake of it he should be able to determine *himself* if
>>>>>>> his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car. If he can't
>>>>>>> then he should probably consider taking a bus, as no one else
>>>>>>> can do it for him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really is
>>>>>> as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>
>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>
>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is doing
>>>> a uni computer course, the question that he asked would have got
>>>> him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I am
>>> doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being laughed
>>> out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>
>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>> the past.
>>
>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>
>
> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
> "dickhead".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 UH-HUH. :):):)

>
>
>

--
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea. Massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." — Gene
Spafford, 1992

On 19/09/2021 12:15 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 19/09/2021 10:22 am, Max wrote:
>
>>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>>
>>
>> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go
>> on holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that
>> make me an "idiot" ?
>
> There is a world of difference between asking for advice, and asking a
> stupid question which is *exactly* what you did.
>
> Had you been thinking of buying a new car and had a number of
> different models on your short list, and you came in here asking
> people what they thought of each one that would be a *very* valid
> question to which I'm sure you would get *many* responses. Some
> helpful, and some not which is exactly how Usenet works.
>
> But you didn't do that.
>
> What you did was ask "Is it worth me having a car?" which is about as
> utterly nonsensical as asking if you should wear socks or underpants.

not really. when ppl ask questions they often get told things they
hadn't thought of relevant to making a decision.

> *No one* can answer that for you, because *no one" can tell you how
> affected your life would be by it. It is, in effect, one of those
> "general life" situations where no question needs to be asked because
> the only person who can answer it is *you*, and if you can't see that
> then there is something wrong with you.

no, because he's not asking anyone to make the decision for him.

>
> And one more thing...

(snipped irrelevance)

--
"A mans got to know his limitations"
- clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

On 19/9/21 7:23 am, alvey wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:32:01 +1000, Grumpy Tech wrote:
>
>> On 18/09/2021 5:10 pm, Max wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually
>>>>>>>>>>> trolling for the sake of it he should be able to determine
>>>>>>>>>>> *himself* if his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car.
>>>>>>>>>>> If he can't then he should probably consider taking a bus, as
>>>>>>>>>>> no one else can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really is
>>>>>>>>>> as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is
>>>>>>>> doing a uni computer course, the question that he asked would have
>>>>>>>> got him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I
>>>>>>> am doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being
>>>>>>> laughed out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>>>> the past.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science
>>>> (Honours or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT world?
>>>
>>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and what I
>>> said?
>>
>> I'd say they're just establishing a baseline. So as a programmer, what
>> language are you working in? C++, Fortran, Python, Pascal, PHP or a
>> myriad of others. Surely you know enough VBA to write a spreadsheet that
>> does a cost benefit analysis...
>
> Hey Gumps!
> Are you stating that you need to know some VBA to do a CBA in Excel?
>
You too huh? I was wondering why VBA would need to come into the
picture. I've seen people do impressive stuff in the spreadsheet itself,
even engineering calculations.
>
> alvey
> Wonder why Gumps never puts this type of detailed question to the obvious
> target. The Fraudster.
>
Ah, he already knows the fraudster would fall over at the first hurdle
even if said hurdle was a line painted on the ground.

--

Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 9/18/2021 7:23 PM, keithr0 wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 5:37 pm, alvey wrote:
>> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:10:14 +1000, Max wrote:
>>
>>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually
>>>>>>>>>>> trolling
>>>>>>>>>>> for the sake of it he should be able to determine *himself* if
>>>>>>>>>>> his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car. If he can't
>>>>>>>>>>> then he should probably consider taking a bus, as no one else
>>>>>>>>>>> can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really is
>>>>>>>>>> as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is
>>>>>>>> doing
>>>>>>>> a uni computer course, the question that he asked would have got
>>>>>>>> him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course
>>>>>>> I am
>>>>>>> doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being laughed
>>>>>>> out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>>>> the past.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>       You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science
>>>> (Honours
>>>> or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT world?
>>>
>>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and
>>> what I
>>> said?
>>
>> lol!
>>
>> Well that's put Keefy in a tizz. Does he choose A Really Lame
>> Response? Or
>> his traditional, preferred Runawayyyyy?
>
> Does alvey put in his usual irrelevant bon mot, a real little Oscar
> Wilde he thinks he is.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Prolly just as queer.

>
>> Oty Keefy.
>
> Oty alvey.
>

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On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 09:10:52 +1000, keithr0 wrote:

> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 19:23:37 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>>
>>> On 18/09/2021 5:37 pm, alvey wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:10:14 +1000, Max wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually trolling
>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the sake of it he should be able to determine *himself* if
>>>>>>>>>>>>> his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car. If he can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> then he should probably consider taking a bus, as no one else
>>>>>>>>>>>>> can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really is
>>>>>>>>>>>> as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is doing
>>>>>>>>>> a uni computer course, the question that he asked would have got
>>>>>>>>>> him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I am
>>>>>>>>> doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being laughed
>>>>>>>>> out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>>>>>> the past.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science (Honours
>>>>>> or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT world?
>>>>>
>>>>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and what I
>>>>> said?
>>>>
>>>> lol!
>>>>
>>>> Well that's put Keefy in a tizz. Does he choose A Really Lame Response? Or
>>>> his traditional, preferred Runawayyyyy?
>>>
>>> Does alvey put in his usual irrelevant bon mot, a real little Oscar
>>> Wilde he thinks he is.
>>>
>>>> Oty Keefy.
>>>
>>> Oty alvey.
>>
>> So you've gone with that sub-section of 'Really Lame', Ye Olde Cliche then
>> keith. Couldn't you have found a better use of the couple of hours it took
>> you to come up with it?
>>
>> And if you want to attempt to be the judge of "irrelevant" then you should
>> try explaining your wholly "irrelevant" question about the OPs job.
>>
>> oty keefy
>
> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>
> oty alvey.

No probs "handsome"!

For one thing, you'd didn't respond to the challenge of showing the nexus
between 'relevant' and your questioning of his job in IT world.

For a second thing... Jaysus keefy! After a jibe at you for being a cliche
flogger what do you come back with? Another bloody cliche!

oty "hero".

alvey
Thinking how appropriate it is that keef works on things that don't fly...

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 09:32:16 +1000, Noddy wrote:

> On 19/09/2021 9:10 am, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>
>> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
>> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>>
>> oty alvey.
>
> You're wasting your time here Keith. Alvey is one of those special kind
> of retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless he is or how
> much of a total fucking moron he makes of himself, he just *has* to have
> the last word.
>
> It's part of his attention whore personality disorder, and he's in very
> good company sharing it with his FLC mates :)

Speaking of "good company"... You know that you've *really* been a flop
when the groups resident cowardly fraud starts being your 'friend'.

alvey

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 15:08:19 +1000, Yosemite Sam wrote:

> On 19/09/2021 9:32 am, Noddy wrote:
>> On 19/09/2021 9:10 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>>
>>> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
>>> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>>>
>>> oty alvey.
>>
>> You're wasting your time here Keith. Alvey is one of those special
>> kind of retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless he is or
>> how much of a total fucking moron he makes of himself, he just *has*
>> to have the last word.
>>
>> It's part of his attention whore personality disorder, and he's in
>> very good company sharing it with his FLC mates :)
>>
>
> "You're wasting your time here Keith. I'm one of those special kind of
> retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless I am, or how much
> of a total fucking moron I make of myself, I just *have* to have the
> last word. It's part of my attention whore personality disorder, and I'm
> in very good company sharing it with my FLC mates. "
>
> fixed it for you.

You'll need several shitloads more than that to fix what's wrong with Der
Der...

alvey

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 10:22:31 +1000, Max wrote:

> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>
>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>
>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>
>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>> the past.
>>>>
>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>> "dickhead".
>>
>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>
>
> So no one can ask for advice ever? If I want to know whether to go on
> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
> an "idiot" ?

Don't worry about whatever The Fraud says Max. He's a proven liar, fraud,
coward & hypocrite. Ask him to show you some proof of his claimed business
ownership.

alvey

On 9/19/2021 10:22 AM, Max wrote:
> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>
>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>
>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>
>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and
>>>> in the past.
>>>>
>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>> "dickhead".
>>
>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>
>
> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
> an "idiot" ?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Yes, you will forever be an idiot in here, this is a *car* group not a
fuckin' travel agency Ms troll...

  Did yer minder quit you ridiculous cunt?...

--
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difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." — Gene
Spafford, 1992

On 9/19/2021 12:05 PM, Daryl wrote:
> On 19/9/21 10:22 am, Max wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>
>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and
>>>>> in the past.
>>>>>
>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>> "dickhead".
>>>
>>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>>
>>
>> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go
>> on holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that
>> make me an "idiot" ?
>>
> Sure would if you asked that question on a car news group.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Heh, just posted that sentiment, and here you are. :):):)

>
>

--
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difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." — Gene
Spafford, 1992

On 19/9/21 12:15 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 19/09/2021 10:22 am, Max wrote:
>
>>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>>
>>
>> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
>> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
>> an "idiot" ?
>
> There is a world of difference between asking for advice, and asking a
> stupid question which is *exactly* what you did.
>
> Had you been thinking of buying a new car and had a number of different
> models on your short list, and you came in here asking people what they
> thought of each one that would be a *very* valid question to which I'm
> sure you would get *many* responses. Some helpful, and some not which is
> exactly how Usenet works.
>
> But you didn't do that.
>
> What you did was ask "Is it worth me having a car?" which is about as

Still a valid question Darren. The word *car* was mentioned, the topic
was *car* and this is a *car* related newsgroup.

The nuclear sub topic is the one that doesn't belong here. That might be
better served over at aus.politics or similar given the political stoush
those subs are stirring up. Hey, you even added your 1 cent's worth of
uninformed bullshit.

> utterly nonsensical as asking if you should wear socks or underpants.
> *No one* can answer that for you, because *no one" can tell you how
> affected your life would be by it. It is, in effect, one of those
> "general life" situations where no question needs to be asked because
> the only person who can answer it is *you*, and if you can't see that
> then there is something wrong with you.
>
> And one more thing.
>
> I don't know you other than as a relatively recent blow in around here.
> I don't post in other groups as I get more than enough of a Usenet fix

You don't post in other groups because your bullshit would see you hammered.

> just from the shit that goes on around here to be bothered with anything
> else, but if I understand other people correctly you are quite well
> known in other groups for asking ridiculously stupid questions which
> suggests to me that you are either remarkably retarded or a fucking
> troll or possibly a combination of both.

You are gazing into that mirror again Darren.
>
> If that's how you like to roll then kudo's to you, but I'll give you a
> free tip right here and now: That shit *won't* work here. This is an
> unmoderated forum and you're free to ask as many stupid questions as you
> like, but if you do *all* you'll get in reply is shit and ridicule. This

Don't forget - lies and bullshit from you.

> group is *famous* for it, so if that's not your cup of meat then the
> door's over there ---> Otherwise don't whinge when you bring it on
> yourself.
>
> Like you did in this post.
>
>
>
>

--

Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 19/09/2021 4:33 pm, alvey wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 09:10:52 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>
>> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>>> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 19:23:37 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 18/09/2021 5:37 pm, alvey wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:10:14 +1000, Max wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 18/09/2021 2:18 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 9/18/2021 10:03 AM, Max wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:53 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:17 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 5:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 17/09/2021 4:36 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As far as the original poster goes if he's not actually trolling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the sake of it he should be able to determine *himself* if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his lifestyle justifies the cost of owning a car. If he can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then he should probably consider taking a bus, as no one else
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can do it for him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yearh well he probably is trolling as usual, but if he really is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> as stupid as the level of his questions suggest, then he is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably unemployable and on benefits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Agreed. I don't know of the guy other than what little crap he
>>>>>>>>>>>> posts around here, but from what I *have* seen he's either
>>>>>>>>>>>> remarkably stupid or 11 years old.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's the same in several other NGs. In one he said that he is doing
>>>>>>>>>>> a uni computer course, the question that he asked would have got
>>>>>>>>>>> him laughed out of an introductory class.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I got a uni computer degree a while back.  This is a new course I am
>>>>>>>>>> doing and the last subject I did I got 93%.  Far from being laughed
>>>>>>>>>> out of the class, I was helping others to do it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and in
>>>>>>>>> the past.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>>>>>> "dickhead".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Here's a question for you, with your degree in computer science (Honours
>>>>>>> or participation trophy?), what job do you have in the IT world?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am a programmer, but what is that got to do with the thread and what I
>>>>>> said?
>>>>>
>>>>> lol!
>>>>>
>>>>> Well that's put Keefy in a tizz. Does he choose A Really Lame Response? Or
>>>>> his traditional, preferred Runawayyyyy?
>>>>
>>>> Does alvey put in his usual irrelevant bon mot, a real little Oscar
>>>> Wilde he thinks he is.
>>>>
>>>>> Oty Keefy.
>>>>
>>>> Oty alvey.
>>>
>>> So you've gone with that sub-section of 'Really Lame', Ye Olde Cliche then
>>> keith. Couldn't you have found a better use of the couple of hours it took
>>> you to come up with it?
>>>
>>> And if you want to attempt to be the judge of "irrelevant" then you should
>>> try explaining your wholly "irrelevant" question about the OPs job.
>>>
>>> oty keefy
>>
>> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
>> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>>
>> oty alvey.
>
> No probs "handsome"!
>
> For one thing, you'd didn't respond to the challenge of showing the nexus
> between 'relevant' and your questioning of his job in IT world.

It wasn't worth responding to (hint: just because you say so doesn't
make it so)

> For a second thing... Jaysus keefy! After a jibe at you for being a cliche
> flogger what do you come back with? Another bloody cliche!

I bow to you as the NGs champion cliche flogger I know that I can never
rise to your heights.

> oty "hero".

oty yuppy scum

> alvey
> Thinking how appropriate it is that keef works on things that don't fly...

And what do you work on little alvey - your wit?

On 19/09/2021 3:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 19/09/2021 10:22 am, Max wrote:
>> On 18/09/2021 6:52 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 18/09/2021 12:00 pm, Max wrote:
>>>> On 18/09/2021 11:52 am, jonz wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> Now who looks stupid?
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>>>
>>>>> You!. (still) Judging by the Q's you have asked in usenet now and
>>>>> in the past.
>>>>>
>>>>>      You`re a dickhead troll, plain and simple.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't care about the opinion of someone who would use the word
>>>> "dickhead".
>>>
>>> Okay, you're a *fuckwit* then. Don't like that either? Then insert
>>> whatever adjective you like, but anyone who can't work out for
>>> themselves whether or not they should own a car is an *idiot*.
>>>
>>
>> So no one can ask for advice ever?  If I want to know whether to go on
>> holiday to Italy or Spain, can I ask for advice, or would that make me
>> an "idiot" ?
>>
>
> an idiot in noddy's world is anyone who doesn't worship the ground he
> walks on
>
>
Are you Maxes brother?

On 19/9/21 4:36 pm, alvey wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 09:32:16 +1000, Noddy wrote:
>
>> On 19/09/2021 9:10 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 19/09/2021 7:17 am, alvey wrote:
>>
>>> Like I've said before, if you were twice as smart as you really are
>>> you'd only be half as smart as you think you are.
>>>
>>> oty alvey.
>>
>> You're wasting your time here Keith. Alvey is one of those special kind
>> of retards where it doesn't matter how utterly clueless he is or how
>> much of a total fucking moron he makes of himself, he just *has* to have
>> the last word.
>>
>> It's part of his attention whore personality disorder, and he's in very
>> good company sharing it with his FLC mates :)
>
> Speaking of "good company"... You know that you've *really* been a flop
> when the groups resident cowardly fraud starts being your 'friend'.
>
>
> alvey
>
>
>
Darren needs friends right now.

--

Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)