On Mon, 8 Nov 2021 22:43:58 +0800, Clocky wrote:

> On 8/11/2021 8:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 8/11/2021 8:29 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>
>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>
>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol cap?  :)
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>
>> it was just a fun thing at the time. not being pretentious snobs we did
>> silly things and had fun.
>>
>
> I think Keith's idea of fun is assembling Ikea furniture :-)

Ol' Keith hasn't got time for "fun".
Being a FIGJAMmer is a full time job you know...

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 15:16:54 +1100, Noddy wrote:

> On 9/11/2021 2:43 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 12:43 am, Clocky wrote:
>
>>> I think Keith's idea of fun is assembling Ikea furniture :-)
>>
>> Quoting clocky "That idea actually caught on? Wow. "
>>
>> Having a bob each way eh?
>
> His standard operating procedure. For the last 10 years all he's ever
> done around here is chuck a leg over each side of any fence he comes
> across and then finally jump over to whichever side he thinks is going
> to fly after waiting long enough for Ray Charles to have seen which side
> of the argument was sound.
>
> He's very brave :)

Oh Fraudster! You silly little troll.

And btw, by my rough count you've now listed about a dozen of Clocks' SOPs.
Which either means that he's a real shifty bastard, or your sole talent is
Making Shit Up. Hmmmmm. Toughie.

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 21:56:36 +1100, Noddy wrote:

> On 9/11/2021 8:12 pm, lindsay wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 3:34 pm, Xeno wrote:
>>> On 9/11/21 3:16 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 9/11/2021 2:43 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 9/11/2021 12:43 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> I think Keith's idea of fun is assembling Ikea furniture :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Quoting clocky "That idea actually caught on? Wow. "
>>>>>
>>>>> Having a bob each way eh?
>>>>
>>>> His standard operating procedure. For the last 10 years all he's ever
>>>
>>> Your SOP for 20 years and more is Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Lie,
>>> Lie, Lie. How about you proving me wrong???
>>
>> And yours, Tomas Clasener? Sorry, Krypsis?  You got caught out lying,
>> (walled up falcon/american iron in your fibro-cement garage you rented,)
>> You ran away, several months later you re-appeared as krypsis and just
>> lied and bullshitted your heart out, and havent stopped. You hid behind
>> a "supremely gutless killfile", when you got caught out
>> plagiarising/thieving others work, so you could look knowledgeable re
>> DNA, and London Smog. Remember, you sad old lying cunt?
>>
>> Of course, then there's the railway accident you were proven wrong
>> about... which fucked your credibility right there, and it was all down
>> hill from there, wasn't it, Tomas? You posted 60 plus pages of the wrong
>> accident at Warrigul: I told you were fucked up half way, and you
>> replied that you had to continue.. :-D 60+ pages of someones elses
>> accident.... you dumb fucking deadshit.
>>
>> Some of the silly stupid demented shit you attempted to talk about with
>> authority, (because you are an old broken down teacher that needs
>> respect/relevance) ) like
>>
>> Kangaroos are not protected
>> Golf is a winter sport
>> the currents off WA
>> the diff between a dam and a puddle
>> Camry brakes
>> Walled up "american iron" (giggle)
>> DNA
>> Gunzel or not
>> Geo-fenced pigeons
>> ballistics
>> Rail yard managers
>>
>> Reams more examples in the Tomas Clasener Tome of Lies, Tommy...
>>
>> and all your "enablers" just let it slide.... :-) Next we'll have the
>> self appointed "critical thinker", the self appointed net cop/flop, and
>> fucking Felix....Self announced *failure*. If you were in primary
>> school, picking a side for a lunchtime game of footy, Fetid Felix would
>> be the dregs... the goal umpire. The sad old little suckhole... and he's
>> on YOUR side  :-D   What a team. Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhaa
>>
>>>> done around here is chuck a leg over each side of any fence he comes
>>>> across and then finally jump over to whichever side he thinks is
>>>> going to fly after waiting long enough for Ray Charles to have seen
>>>> which side of the argument was sound.
>>>>
>>>> He's very brave :)
>>>
>>> The absolute antithesis of you! You are the Killfile Coward.
>>
>> Supremely gutless killfile, shit-fer-brains? Or doesn't that count? :-D
>>
>> Reply to me, Tomas! Lets see who the "coward" is, spineless... No? What
>> a surprise... not. Your supposed bad back is just part of your problem,
>> spineless.
>>
>> When taken
>>> to task on providing proof of your manifold grandiose claims,
>>
>> "If you havent done it, Dont mention it. I've btdt."
>>
>>> lies
>>
>> "He deleted them"
>>
>>> and bullshit, you run,
>>
>> Tomas Clasener: The original running half man, complete with the Dunlop
>> Volleys... Remember, shit-fer-brains? You ran away when asked to show
>> your knowledge wasn't stolen from TWO websites, not just one...  And I
>> beat you.:-)
>>
>>> hide and *snipe* from cover.
>>
>> Supremely gutless killfile?, Tomas Clasener, wannabe hard man of
>> aus.cars. If your sad killfile didn't exist, then you'll reply to *me*,
>> won't you spineless, rather than allow your "enablers" to do so... right?
>>
>> In reality, you're a snivelling, lying, plagiarist, hypocritical sack of
>> shit.
>>
>>> You should go crawl back under your rock!
>>
>> You should die under one, you sad old pox ridden cunt. It's all your worth.
>
> Echoed for Tommy's benefit, because we just *know* he reads everything I
> ever post :)

Sorry? Has ever ever denied that? You know. Like you and your mighty
(snigger) killfail. Crikey Fraudster! You've been busted there more times
than Scotty from Marketing has had a dick of himself.

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 15:05:11 +1000, keithr0 wrote:

> On 9/11/2021 2:45 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 11:43 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 9/11/2021 12:43 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 8/11/2021 8:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 8/11/2021 8:29 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol
>>>>>>> cap?  :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> it was just a fun thing at the time. not being pretentious snobs we
>>>>> did silly things and had fun.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I think Keith's idea of fun is assembling Ikea furniture :-)
>>>
>>>
>>> Quoting clocky "That idea actually caught on? Wow. "
>>>
>>> Having a bob each way eh?
>>
>> "Not being a bogan, no."
>>
>> "at that time I was amused by riding motorbikes too fast, chasing girls,
>> and drinking alcohol, hardly pretentious pursuits."
>>
>> So those typically bogan pursuits was you not being a bogan. Right.
>>
>> Having a bet each way Keith?
>
> Nope, when it comes to whether you're a bogan or not, it's not so much
> what you do as the way in which you do it.
>
> I'd have to assume then that you never rode a motorbike, chased girls or
> drank alcohol, you must have had a boring youth.

Tom Gleeson: Our next contestant on Hard Quiz is Keith from Caboolture. Now
Keith, you've listed your subject as "Myself". Is that correct.

Keith: Yes Tom. When I was in Merica I realised what an extraordinary per..

Tom: Don't bother keith. I just wanted to get you on the show to let people
see what a complete tosser looks like. OUT!

Having fun yet keith?

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 15:01:59 +1000, keithr0 wrote:

> On 9/11/2021 2:47 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 12:06 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 9/11/2021 2:41 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 8/11/2021 10:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 8/11/2021 8:29 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol
>>>>>>> cap?  :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> it was just a fun thing at the time. not being pretentious snobs we
>>>>> did silly things and had fun.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> You must be easily amused, personally, at that time I was amused by
>>>> riding motorbikes too fast, chasing girls, and drinking alcohol,
>>>> hardly pretentious pursuits.
>>>
>>>
>>> oh, did you think i was referring to you? I wonder why you would think
>>> that..
>>>
>>>
>>
>> He can't make up his mind about anything these days, much less talk
>> sense... something isn't right with the old boy.
>
> Another would be alvey clone.

Well you'd better 'threaten' (giggle) him with the shattering humiliation
of you not responding to his posts. I'm still in therapy over that.

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 20:14:16 +1100, Noddy wrote:

>
> Alvey has one thing over him. At least Alvey doesn't live in a
> Commission house and drive a fucked up old Commodore.

Speaking of the lovely Sunny Coast... Why won't you prove your claim that
you bought a property here "20 years ago" Fraudster?

Is it the same reason as to why you won't prove *any* of your grandiose
claims? Or is this one different? Like, 'the dog ate all the documents'.

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 14:56:44 +1000, keithr0 wrote:

>>
> Maybe because you wrote it a reply to my post? God you're thick, or just
> trying to prove yourself a cute as alvey thinks he is.

Gosh! Thanks keith. I appreciate the offer, but I'm happy as I am atm.

alvey
Noting the (recurring) Fraudster-genre sociopathy. "I'm perfect. I never
make mistakes. Therefore proofing is a waste of my time".

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2021 20:09:24 +1100, Noddy wrote:

>
> Alvey and Felix make a great pair actually. They're both incredibly
> ignorant, stupidly naive and extremely gullible.

lol!

Fraudster is really pissed off now that he can't make any old claim that he
likes. All he does is gutlessly sit behind his tragi-comic killfile and
spit out random adjectives. What a grand life. What a man.

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On 10/11/2021 12:09 am, Xeno wrote:
> On 9/11/21 11:12 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 5:32 pm, Xeno wrote:
>>> On 9/11/21 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 9/11/2021 4:01 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 9/11/2021 2:47 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> He can't make up his mind about anything these days, much less
>>>>>> talk sense... something isn't right with the old boy.
>>>>
>>>> ↑↑↑↑↑ This from the mental case who made a complete immature
>>>> fucking *moron* out of himself by getting excited over a damaged
>>>> distributor that had absolutely nothing to do with him.
>>>
>>> You posted the distributor issue here, *you* made it every
>>> subscribers business when you did that. It is a *public forum*
>>> Darren, once you post something here, you have no control of the
>>> direction and consequent discussion will go.
>>
>> That this _still_ need to be explained to him and he _still_ doesn't
>> get it just shows deluded the idiot is. 20+ years and he still
>> doesn't get how public newsgroups work!
>>
> For that matter, how *any and every* public forum operates. Especially
> unmoderated and uncontrolled ones.
>
> Have a think about the way *some people* (like Darren) rail at Max
> when he posts a question. He gets attacked for *not using* Google,
> FFS. You can get attacked for using or not using Google? What gives?
>
> If Max makes a post/question that *I* feel is *frivolous*, then I
> *ignore it*. It's quite easy to do, some people here should try it. On
> the other hand, if I feel an answer is warranted, I respond with
> whatever I can. After all, it might just *stimulate* a discussion
> thread, a *long* discussion thread. Isn't that the purpose of a
> discussion forum? Discussion... If the thread that was stimulated
> actually diverges onto other topics, isn't that what can happen in
> *any* discussion? Even happens in conversations between friends, why
> should *forums* be any different. And it is not a bad thing.

he fails to understand something as basic as polite and sensible
discussion and conversation. his interpretation of such is combative-
insult, abuse, denigration, etc.,.

>
> Darren's problem is that he wants *this forum* to be all about *him*.
> That's narcissism with a hefty dose of delusion right there.

he acts like he owns and runs aus.cars, telling ppl to 'f off' etc

>>
>>>>
>>>> Don't you just love it?
>>>
>>> I just love the way you *continually* make a dick of yourself.
>>>>
>>>>> Another would be alvey clone.
>>>>
>>>> Alvey has one thing over him. At least Alvey doesn't live in a
>>>> Commission house and drive a fucked up old Commodore.
>>>
>>> A *Commision house* Darren? Seriously? You really don't know when to
>>> cease and desist with the bullshit, do you? No wonder your father
>>> was ashamed of you and named you *Noddy*.
>>>
>>
>> "Commision home" LOL :-)
>
> Yeah, I laughed too. Guess that's what Darren grew up in. Must bug him!
>>
>>> https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/noddy
>>
>> His old man picked it early.
>
> Not early enough. Should have used a condom, prevention being better
> than cure. And there's no cure for what ails Darren.
>>
>>>
>>> Definition of noddy
>>> 1 : a stupid person
>>> 2 : any of several stout-bodied terns (especially genus Anous) of
>>> warm seas
>>> Synonyms
>>> airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead,
>>> chucklehead, clodpoll (or clodpole), clot [British], cluck, clunk,
>>> cretin, cuddy (or cuddie) [British dialect], deadhead, dim bulb
>>> [slang], dimwit, dip, dodo, dolt, donkey, doofus [slang], dope, dork
>>> [slang], dullard, dum-dum, dumbbell, dumbhead, dummkopf, dummy,
>>> dunce, dunderhead, fathead, gander, golem, goof, goon, half-wit,
>>> hammerhead, hardhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass,
>>> know-nothing, knucklehead, lamebrain, loggerhead [chiefly dialect],
>>> loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome [archaic], moron, mug [chiefly
>>> British], mutt, natural, nimrod [slang], nincompoop, ninny,
>>> ninnyhammer, nit [chiefly British], nitwit, noodle, numskull (or
>>> numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat [British], ratbag [chiefly
>>> Australian], saphead, schlub (also shlub) [slang], schnook [slang],
>>> simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead,
>>> yahoo, yo-yo
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>

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Hey Noddy, your car is going for about 24,000 pounds in the UK.....
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02618/Noddy-car_2618947b.jpg
I don't want to brag (but will anyway) mine cost just $40.00 a while
ago.
https://postimg.cc/mPMgtHQF
.....and it would run on kerosene!
Eat your heart out kiddo!

On 10/11/2021 11:30 am, Peter Jason wrote:

> Hey Noddy, your car is going for about 24,000 pounds in the UK.....
> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02618/Noddy-car_2618947b.jpg

And I bet you genuinely think that you're the first person to ever post
something uber intelligent like that, huh?

Whenever someone does something like this I'm reminded of Don Addams
commenting years after Get Smart ended that he was forever having people
come up to him in the street, take off a shoe and hand it to him saying
"It's for you", and every single one of them was fucking *stupid* enough
to think they were the first person to ever think of doing that.

Much like you, here with this infantile shit.

> I don't want to brag (but will anyway) mine cost just $40.00 a while
> ago.
> https://postimg.cc/mPMgtHQF
> ....and it would run on kerosene!

Lucky you. Personally I think that's about 35 bucks too much, but it
takes all kinds to make the world go around.

> Eat your heart out kiddo!

About what? That heap of shit in the photo? Yeah, right.

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On 11/10/2021 9:23 AM, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 12:57 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 7:38 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 9/11/2021 8:25 pm, Xeno wrote:
>>>> On 9/11/21 8:10 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>> On 9/11/2021 3:57 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 9/11/2021 2:38 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You must be easily amused, personally, at that time I was
>>>>>>>> amused by riding motorbikes too fast, chasing girls, and
>>>>>>>> drinking alcohol, hardly pretentious pursuits.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So you were a bogan after all.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nope just a red blooded male uninterested in attaching soft toys
>>>>>> to cars.
>>>>>
>>>>> Kind of ironic really being called a "Bogun" by someone who
>>>>> declared his undying love for a shit-fighting ex-taxi Commodore :)
>>>>>
>>>> Really kind of ironic that you can't even spell "bogan" correctly
>>>> even in a circumstance where you could copy and paste the *correct
>>>> spelling* the OP used.
>>>> And there you go *again*, distorting the truth beyond recognition.
>>>> You are rather *practised* at that, aren't you? The only one who
>>>> has called the Commodore an "ex-taxi" is *YOU*. You've had two
>>>> decades at a minimum here in aus.cars becoming a proficient *LIAR*,
>>>> pity you don't have any intelligence to go with it.
>>>
>>>
>>> yes. he practices the Goebbels method
>>>
>>
>> I really don't understand why he feels so compelled to lie about
>> absolutely *everything*.
>
>
> he does it to evoke a response

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Virtually the *same* response *every* time from you fixated old
sheilas. Regardless of what was said. (or *not* said)

       BTW, did you all miss the inverted commas??. <FBG>

>
>
>>
>> He's disturbed, there is no question about it.
       More than likely he`s *laughing* at the performance.... :)))
>
>

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On 10/11/2021 6:28 am, alvey wrote:
> On Mon, 8 Nov 2021 19:29:25 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>
>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>
>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>
>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol cap?  :)
>>>
>> Not being a bogan, no.
>
> So it's a tad ironic then that you now reside in Qld's #2 bogan stronghold.
>
> Crikey! They've even got their own hospital for their 'special' needs.
> https://vymaps.com/AU/Caboolture-Bogan-Hospital-129793880428240/
>
>

LOL!

On 10/11/2021 1:53 pm, jonz wrote:
> On 11/10/2021 9:23 AM, Yosemite Sam wrote:

>>> He's disturbed, there is no question about it.

> More than likely he`s *laughing* at the performance.... :)))

Actually what I'm laughing at is the West Australian retard who felt
compelled to scream at the top of his lungs that he could have fixed my
distributor problem better than anyone else out of fear that if people
didn't believe that to be true his fucking *dick* would drop off.

That cunt has a *massive* personality disorder that eats away at him
like a cancer.....

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On 10/11/2021 1:16 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 6:28 am, alvey wrote:
>> On Mon, 8 Nov 2021 19:29:25 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>>
>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>
>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>
>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol cap?  :)
>>>>
>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>
>> So it's a tad ironic then that you now reside in Qld's #2 bogan
>> stronghold.
>>
>> Crikey! They've even got their own hospital for their 'special' needs.
>> https://vymaps.com/AU/Caboolture-Bogan-Hospital-129793880428240/
>>
>>
>
> LOL!
>
The laughs on you and your little mate because I don't live where he
thinks I do. That's the danger of making assumptions.

On 10/11/21 4:02 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 1:53 pm, jonz wrote:
>> On 11/10/2021 9:23 AM, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>
>>>> He's disturbed, there is no question about it.
>
>>  More than likely he`s *laughing* at the performance.... :)))
>
> Actually what I'm laughing at is the West Australian retard who felt
> compelled to scream at the top of his lungs that he could have fixed my
> distributor problem better than anyone else out of fear that if people
> didn't believe that to be true his fucking *dick* would drop off.
>
> That cunt has a *massive* personality disorder that eats away at him
> like a cancer.....
>
>
Clocky isn't the one inventing an entire *career* in the motor trade
Darren. That would be *YOU*. *All* of your claimed career is a
fabrication until and unless you stump up proof of your claims,
especially since the *Government* doesn't even have any record of you as
an apprentice in *any trade* nor any record of your claimed
qualifications in *any trade*.

Over to you Darren!

--

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(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 10/11/2021 1:26 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 1:16 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 10/11/2021 6:28 am, alvey wrote:
>>> On Mon, 8 Nov 2021 19:29:25 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>>
>>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol
>>>>> cap?  :)
>>>>>
>>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>>
>>> So it's a tad ironic then that you now reside in Qld's #2 bogan
>>> stronghold.
>>>
>>> Crikey! They've even got their own hospital for their 'special' needs.
>>> https://vymaps.com/AU/Caboolture-Bogan-Hospital-129793880428240/
>>>
>>>
>>
>> LOL!
>>
> The laughs on you and your little mate because I don't live where he
> thinks I do. That's the danger of making assumptions.

That's the danger of making assumptions.

I was just laughing at the name of the hospital, nothing to do with you.

On 10/11/2021 1:19 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 11:30 am, Peter Jason wrote:
>
>> Hey Noddy, your car is going for about 24,000 pounds in the UK.....
>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02618/Noddy-car_2618947b.jpg
>>
>
> And I bet you genuinely think that you're the first person to ever
> post something uber intelligent like that, huh?
>
> Whenever someone does something like this I'm reminded of Don Addams
> commenting years after Get Smart ended that he was forever having
> people come up to him in the street, take off a shoe and hand it to
> him saying "It's for you", and every single one of them was fucking
> *stupid* enough to think they were the first person to ever think of
> doing that.
>
> Much like you, here with this infantile shit.
>
>> I don't want to brag (but will anyway) mine cost just $40.00 a while
>> ago.
>> https://postimg.cc/mPMgtHQF
>> ....and it would run on kerosene!
>
> Lucky you. Personally I think that's about 35 bucks too much, but it
> takes all kinds to make the world go around.
>
>> Eat your heart out kiddo!
>
> About what? That heap of shit in the photo? Yeah, right.
>
>
>

what a miserable SOB you are. you don't get any joy out of anything, do you

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On 10/11/2021 5:26 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 10/11/21 4:02 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 10/11/2021 1:53 pm, jonz wrote:
>>> On 11/10/2021 9:23 AM, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>
>>>>> He's disturbed, there is no question about it.
>>
>>>  More than likely he`s *laughing* at the performance.... :)))
>>
>> Actually what I'm laughing at is the West Australian retard who felt
>> compelled to scream at the top of his lungs that he could have fixed
>> my distributor problem better than anyone else out of fear that if
>> people didn't believe that to be true his fucking *dick* would drop off.
>>
>> That cunt has a *massive* personality disorder that eats away at him
>> like a cancer.....
>>
>>
> Clocky isn't the one inventing an entire *career* in the motor trade
> Darren. That would be *YOU*. *All* of your claimed career is a
> fabrication until and unless you stump up proof of your claims,
> especially since the *Government* doesn't even have any record of you
> as an apprentice in *any trade* nor any record of your claimed
> qualifications in *any trade*.

nor any record of a automotive workshop, only a business name registration

>
> Over to you Darren!
>

don't hold your breath!

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"A mans got to know his limitations"
- clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

On 10/11/2021 2:26 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 10/11/21 4:02 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 10/11/2021 1:53 pm, jonz wrote:
>>> On 11/10/2021 9:23 AM, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>
>>>>> He's disturbed, there is no question about it.
>>
>>>  More than likely he`s *laughing* at the performance.... :)))
>>
>> Actually what I'm laughing at is the West Australian retard who felt
>> compelled to scream at the top of his lungs that he could have fixed
>> my distributor problem better than anyone else

I did no such thing. Again that's *your* lie and whatever else you
heaped that false premise is just white noise that's not worth reading.

On 10/11/2021 4:30 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 1:19 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 10/11/2021 11:30 am, Peter Jason wrote:
>>
>>> Hey Noddy, your car is going for about 24,000 pounds in the UK.....
>>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02618/Noddy-car_2618947b.jpg
>>>
>>
>> And I bet you genuinely think that you're the first person to ever
>> post something uber intelligent like that, huh?
>>
>> Whenever someone does something like this I'm reminded of Don Addams
>> commenting years after Get Smart ended that he was forever having
>> people come up to him in the street, take off a shoe and hand it to
>> him saying "It's for you", and every single one of them was fucking
>> *stupid* enough to think they were the first person to ever think of
>> doing that.
>>
>> Much like you, here with this infantile shit.
>>
>>> I don't want to brag (but will anyway) mine cost just $40.00 a while
>>> ago.
>>> https://postimg.cc/mPMgtHQF
>>> ....and it would run on kerosene!
>>
>> Lucky you. Personally I think that's about 35 bucks too much, but it
>> takes all kinds to make the world go around.
>>
>>> Eat your heart out kiddo!
>>
>> About what? That heap of shit in the photo? Yeah, right.
>>
>>
>>
>
> what a miserable SOB you are. you don't get any joy out of anything, do you
>

The only thing that gives him joy is the idea that other people are
worse off, or lesser than he. He creates these ideas in his own mind to
the point where he makes shit up wholesale just to convince himself that
he is somehow superior.

It's a symptom of his mental illness.

On 9/11/2021 4:26 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 9/11/21 3:38 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 9/11/2021 11:41 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 8/11/2021 10:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 8/11/2021 8:29 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol
>>>>>> cap?  :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> it was just a fun thing at the time. not being pretentious snobs we
>>>> did silly things and had fun.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> You must be easily amused, personally, at that time I was amused by
>>> riding motorbikes too fast, chasing girls, and drinking alcohol,
>>> hardly pretentious pursuits.
>>
>>
>> So you were a bogan after all.
>>
> Oi! I had a motorcycle in my youth! That said, I can't say I rode them
> too fast for, in the main, they weren't capable of it. And one was a
> small trail bike. Good fun though. The trail bike was the only one I
> ever came off albeit at slow trail speeds. The only large bikes I ever
> rode, up to 750cc, weren't mine so didn't hammer them at all.
>
> As for chasing girls, that was a given. Didn't every red blooded Aussie
> male do that? Caught one of the buggers 42 years ago. Still got her! And
> I wasn't even chasing at the time, had my sights set on the big money in
> the Middle East.
>
> Alcohol, I had my wipeout binges back in the day. The hangovers
> certainly weren't fun. And I had some doozies.
>

I didn't care for motorbikes, cars were my thing. Girls and alcohol,
sure thing!

My point is that you could do all those things and have some silly fun
as well without being a "bogan".

Now... if you tucked your Winnie blues into your sleeve, drove a Ford
and sat out the front of the deli like a delinquent... you were
definitely a bogan!

On 10/11/2021 6:21 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 1:26 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/11/2021 1:16 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/11/2021 6:28 am, alvey wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 8 Nov 2021 19:29:25 +1000, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 8/11/2021 6:27 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.woorillacaught.com/put-a-tiger-in-your-tank/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and did anyone (besides me!) have the tiger tail on the petrol
>>>>>> cap?  :)
>>>>>>
>>>>> Not being a bogan, no.
>>>>
>>>> So it's a tad ironic then that you now reside in Qld's #2 bogan
>>>> stronghold.
>>>>
>>>> Crikey! They've even got their own hospital for their 'special' needs.
>>>> https://vymaps.com/AU/Caboolture-Bogan-Hospital-129793880428240/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> LOL!
>>>
>> The laughs on you and your little mate because I don't live where he
>> thinks I do. That's the danger of making assumptions.
>
>
> That's the danger of making assumptions.
>
> I was just laughing at the name of the hospital, nothing to do with you.

ROTFL, nice try but I don't believe you for even a milli-second.

On 10/11/2021 6:37 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 2:26 pm, Xeno wrote:
>> On 10/11/21 4:02 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 10/11/2021 1:53 pm, jonz wrote:
>>>> On 11/10/2021 9:23 AM, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> He's disturbed, there is no question about it.
>>>
>>>>  More than likely he`s *laughing* at the performance.... :)))
>>>
>>> Actually what I'm laughing at is the West Australian retard who felt
>>> compelled to scream at the top of his lungs that he could have fixed
>>> my distributor problem better than anyone else
>
>
>
> I did no such thing. Again that's *your* lie and whatever else you
> heaped that false premise is just white noise that's not worth reading.

You still didn't explain how a dead zener exploded the capacitor.

On 10/11/2021 11:25 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 10/11/2021 6:37 pm, Clocky wrote:

>>>> Actually what I'm laughing at is the West Australian retard who felt
>>>> compelled to scream at the top of his lungs that he could have fixed
>>>> my distributor problem better than anyone else
>>
>>
>>
>> I did no such thing. Again that's *your* lie and whatever else you
>> heaped that false premise is just white noise that's not worth reading.

ROTFL :)

> You still didn't explain how a dead zener exploded the capacitor.

Hope you're not holding your breath waiting. He's an electronics legend,
but the playing field is limited to the internal space of his own head :)

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Noddy.