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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 7 Feb 2022 04:38 UTC

On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > wrote:
> > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and started
> > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one time
> > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> Boxers or briefs???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you mean fighters or lawyers?

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by: Mike - Mon, 7 Feb 2022 09:12 UTC

On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2-8309-202ccbcc5137n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > wrote:
> > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one
> > > > > time
> > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > Boxers or briefs???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you mean fighters or lawyers?

I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 7 Feb 2022 17:24 UTC

On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one
> > > > > > time
> > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a slip.

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by: Mike - Mon, 7 Feb 2022 18:47 UTC

On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one
> > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a slip.

Of corset does not.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 7 Feb 2022 20:34 UTC

On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one
> > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a slip.
> Of corset does not.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.

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by: Mike - Tue, 8 Feb 2022 09:57 UTC

On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f8de602b-be15-4502-88dc-b6c74b666187n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a
> > > slip.
> > Of corset does not.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.

Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a
> > > > slip.
> > > Of corset does not.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to the Core.

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by: Mike - Tue, 8 Feb 2022 20:27 UTC

On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2-8cbf-e400f58127fen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a
> > > > > slip.
> > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to the
> Core.

She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 8 Feb 2022 22:22 UTC

On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a
> > > > > > slip.
> > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to the
> > Core.
> She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.

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by: Mike - Wed, 9 Feb 2022 09:02 UTC

On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3-bac1-2211aac92820n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a
> > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to
> > > the
> > > Core.
> > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called
> Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.

She did not like the company he kept.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 9 Feb 2022 20:14 UTC

On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied by a
> > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to
> > > > the
> > > > Core.
> > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called
> > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> She did not like the company he kept.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And she led a regimented life.

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by: Mike - Thu, 10 Feb 2022 01:06 UTC

On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee-8b6d-9f45461dcef5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied
> > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to
> > > > > the
> > > > > Core.
> > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called
> > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > She did not like the company he kept.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And she led a regimented life.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 10 Feb 2022 14:04 UTC

On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten to
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > Core.
> > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called
> > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And she led a regimented life.
> Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 10 Feb 2022 14:27 UTC

On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4-8d67-6735593f85f2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called
> > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And she led a regimented life.
> > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We have large pecan archerds planted here.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 10 Feb 2022 18:39 UTC

On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon called
> > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 10 Feb 2022 19:20 UTC

On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79-838f-d612e0159bben@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a peephole
> at
> the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> pressure.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 02:39 UTC

On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was rotten
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a peephole
> > at
> > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > pressure.
> If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> peer-age.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 11:05 UTC

On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<931ee622-637e-492b-86d7-71fc34e60cc3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > peephole
> > > at
> > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > pressure.
> > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > peer-age.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays at
> home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one that
> stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when they
> get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see that
> peer age.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 13:08 UTC

On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > peephole
> > > > at
> > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > > pressure.
> > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > > peer-age.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays at
> > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one that
> > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when they
> > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see that
> > peer age.
> Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space travel
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 16:38 UTC

On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19-88c6-6320d4964324n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > > peephole
> > > > > at
> > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > > > pressure.
> > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > > > peer-age.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays
> > > at
> > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one that
> > > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when they
> > > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see
> > > that
> > > peer age.
> > Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space travel
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That's like the old man sitting on a park bench eating a pear and a little
> girl comes up to him and
> asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and he responds "No, little girl, I
> already have a pear.”

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 18:40 UTC

On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony with a
> > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays
> > > > at
> > > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one that
> > > > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when they
> > > > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see
> > > > that
> > > > peer age.
> > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space travel
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That's like the old man sitting on a park bench eating a pear and a little
> > girl comes up to him and
> > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and he responds "No, little girl, I
> > already have a pear.”
>
> But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to be
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 11 Feb 2022 19:27 UTC

On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f092e100-0dff-4e21-8929-c0fc49d25312n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony
> > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays
> > > > > at
> > > > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one
> > > > > that
> > > > > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when
> > > > > they
> > > > > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see
> > > > > that
> > > > > peer age.
> > > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space
> > > > travel
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That's like the old man sitting on a park bench eating a pear and a little
> > > girl comes up to him and
> > > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and he responds "No, little girl,
> > > I
> > > already have a pear.”
> >
> > But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to be
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You say cashew??? Gesundheit.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 12 Feb 2022 20:15 UTC

On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 1:27:25 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f092e100-0dff-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony
> > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of peer
> > > > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of the
> > > > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > > > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one stays
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > peer age.
> > > > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space
> > > > > travel
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That's like the old man sitting on a park bench eating a pear and a little
> > > > girl comes up to him and
> > > > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and he responds "No, little girl,
> > > > I
> > > > already have a pear.”
> > >
> > > But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to be
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You say cashew??? Gesundheit.
> You blew it that time.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sat, 12 Feb 2022 21:29 UTC

On Feb 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88efad83-3b10-4d48-b306-32fa17e25ab8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 1:27:25 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f092e100-0dff-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony
> > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of
> > > > > > > > > peer
> > > > > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > > > > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one
> > > > > > > stays
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > peer age.
> > > > > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space
> > > > > > travel
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That's like the old man sitting on a park bench eating a pear and a
> > > > > little
> > > > > girl comes up to him and
> > > > > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and he responds "No, little
> > > > > girl,
> > > > > I
> > > > > already have a pear.”
> > > >
> > > > But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to be
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You say cashew??? Gesundheit.
> > You blew it that time.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene did really enjoy it; but she's merely a keypunch girl.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 13 Feb 2022 05:26 UTC

On Saturday, February 12, 2022 at 3:30:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<88efad83-3b10-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 1:27:25 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f092e100-0dff-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 7:07:00 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at 3:02:12 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 2:27:58 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at 3:57:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 12:47:10 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at 3:12:10 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8376b2b-7acf-4ba2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022 at 7:51:29 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:31:28
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sideburns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating beef.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fixing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turkey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lamb-basted.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about cooking Venison??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or lawyers?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will just assume that is just a slip of the thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thongs are standalone clothing; they do not need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I ate my apple. Of course I had a core left.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where do I put it? Of course, I did a core set on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which was core-igated so the contents would not slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors to the Marines, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a relationship with one man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out for some mysterious reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from Army Archerd....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted here.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the window blinds
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they came to a nudist colony
> > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one of them to peep through a
> > > > > > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want to ; he was a victim of
> > > > > > > > > > peer
> > > > > > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have claimed to be a member of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins Paradox. you send one member of
> > > > > > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the universe ,the other one
> > > > > > > > stays
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly the speed of light the one
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > stayed at home will be much older than the one that took the trip when
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > get back together. according to the pair of ducks you should really see
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > peer age.
> > > > > > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have the pair-o-doxies of space
> > > > > > > travel
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's like the old man sitting on a park bench eating a pear and a
> > > > > > little
> > > > > > girl comes up to him and
> > > > > > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and he responds "No, little
> > > > > > girl,
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > already have a pear.”
> > > > >
> > > > > But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to be
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You say cashew??? Gesundheit.
> > > You blew it that time.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene did really enjoy it; but she's merely a keypunch girl.
> But then she does have a juvenile sense of humor
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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