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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Apr 2022 21:03 UTC

On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated
> > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the
> > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual union
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily ever
> > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into a
> > > > bar
> > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have a
> > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin iron
> > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the next
> > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a gunfighters
> > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender than
> > > > the
> > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy and
> > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > >
> > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me "what's
> > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell from
> > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even know
> > how I came into existence?
> Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the deliveries.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Apr 2022 10:11 UTC

On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce-8b6d-1228266b675cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only
> > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated
> > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the
> > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual
> > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily
> > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into a
> > > > > bar
> > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have a
> > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin
> > > > > iron
> > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the
> > > > > next
> > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender than
> > > > > the
> > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy
> > > > > and
> > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > >
> > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > "what's
> > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell from
> > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even know
> > > how I came into existence?
> > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the deliveries.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered by
> UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive me we
> don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.


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On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only
> > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated
> > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the
> > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual
> > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily
> > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into a
> > > > > > bar
> > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have a
> > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin
> > > > > > iron
> > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the
> > > > > > next
> > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender than
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > >
> > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > "what's
> > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell from
> > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even know
> > > > how I came into existence?
> > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the deliveries.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered by
> > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive me we
> > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> DNA followed by as DOA??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Apr 2022 18:57 UTC

On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07-90b1-2a4b2f718ea6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the
> > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual
> > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily
> > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin
> > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the
> > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender
> > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > > "what's
> > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell
> > > > > from
> > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even
> > > > > know
> > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > deliveries.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered by
> > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive me
> > > we
> > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took me to
> the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock and
> discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.


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On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily
> > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin
> > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the
> > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender
> > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even
> > > > > > know
> > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered by
> > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive me
> > > > we
> > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took me to
> > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock and
> > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> Well, you were stoned anyway.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Apr 2022 08:28 UTC

On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a-90fa-7dbcfd4396edn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes
> > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the
> > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender
> > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new
> > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even
> > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered
> > > > > by
> > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive
> > > > > me
> > > > > we
> > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took me to
> > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock and
> > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert , they
> came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may they
> cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out of
> nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about killed
> her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed "Mother,
> quit showing off!”


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On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes
> > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the
> > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender
> > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new
> > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even
> > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered
> > > > > > by
> > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now..
> > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took me to
> > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock and
> > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert , they
> > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may they
> > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out of
> > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about killed
> > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed "Mother,
> > quit showing off!”
>
> Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Apr 2022 10:40 UTC

On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386-a8eb-a3233fc4bb37n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes
> > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new
> > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even
> > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took me
> > > > > to
> > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock
> > > > > and
> > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert , they
> > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may they
> > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out of
> > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > killed
> > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > "Mother,
> > > quit showing off!”
> >
> > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state that's
> there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I said
> it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said well
> I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
>
> then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister told me
> I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Apr 2022 17:39 UTC

On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new
> > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me
> > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even
> > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was delivered
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to conceive
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took me
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert , they
> > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may they
> > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out of
> > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > killed
> > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > "Mother,
> > > > quit showing off!”
> > >
> > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state that's
> > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I said
> > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said well
> > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> >
> > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister told me
> > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> Did she at least greece the pole???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Apr 2022 21:13 UTC

On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<55eab626-6fed-4642-add5-2b713ce58aebn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can
> > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert ,
> > > > > they
> > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may
> > > > > they
> > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out
> > > > > of
> > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > > killed
> > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > >
> > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > that's
> > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I said
> > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said well
> > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > >
> > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister told
> > > me
> > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
>
> "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most popular??


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On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the rock
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert ,
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > > > killed
> > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > >
> > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > that's
> > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I said
> > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said well
> > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > >
> > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister told
> > > > me
> > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> >
> > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most popular??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 06:40 UTC

On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d-a3c5-1d64e12a485cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the
> > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert ,
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > > that's
> > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I said
> > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said
> > > > > well
> > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > >
> > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister
> > > > > told
> > > > > me
> > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> > >
> > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are
> > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > popular??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world there's a
> couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke , one of
> them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other punchline
> is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”


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On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they took
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the
> > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert ,
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying out
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > > > that's
> > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I said
> > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said
> > > > > > well
> > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister
> > > > > > told
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> > > >
> > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are
> > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > popular??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world there's a
> > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke , one of
> > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other punchline
> > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
>
> You do have quite a tail there
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 14:41 UTC

On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4-a6f1-1c0600637cd3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they
> > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the
> > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert ,
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said
> > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister
> > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> > > > >
> > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are
> > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > popular??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world there's a
> > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke , one
> > > of
> > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > punchline
> > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> >
> > You do have quite a tail there
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the golden
> helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution would
> run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to Cro-Magnon
> man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> absolutely right.


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On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they
> > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the
> > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to the
> > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin may
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just about
> > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and screamed
> > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I
> > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said
> > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister
> > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah it
> > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are
> > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > popular??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world there's a
> > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke , one
> > > > of
> > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > punchline
> > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > >
> > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the golden
> > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution would
> > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to Cro-Magnon
> > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > absolutely right.
> Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Apr 2022 08:02 UTC

On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8917d921-d949-48e9-8ce9-1347e6436bf6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin
> > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said
> > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister
> > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are
> > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > there's a
> > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke , one
> > > > > of
> > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > punchline
> > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > >
> > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the golden
> > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution would
> > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > Cro-Magnon
> > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > absolutely right.
> > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here to
> get to the aardvark toast.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 9 Apr 2022 14:56 UTC

On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > concert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a state
> > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene I
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she said
> > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her sister
> > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her yeah
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question arises:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There are
> > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke , one
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > >
> > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the golden
> > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution would
> > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > absolutely right.
> > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here to
> > get to the aardvark toast.
> I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Apr 2022 21:34 UTC

On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998-8305-cc1a13e55412n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attend
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she
> > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There
> > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke ,
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > golden
> > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > would
> > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here
> > > to
> > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an angel
> or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
>
> I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he was
> standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand and
> said "Putin it there, Putin”


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On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There
> > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke ,
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > > golden
> > > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > > would
> > > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here
> > > > to
> > > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> > evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an angel
> > or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
> >
> > I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he was
> > standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand and
> > said "Putin it there, Putin”
>
> He has yet to learn that Crimea does not pay.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 07:36 UTC

On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9-a870-4e1cd39641b2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:04:55
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@google
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tenons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There
> > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke ,
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > > > golden
> > > > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here
> > > > > to
> > > > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > > > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> > > evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an
> > > angel
> > > or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
> > >
> > > I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he was
> > > standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand and
> > > said "Putin it there, Putin”
> >
> > He has yet to learn that Crimea does not pay.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> oh yes Crimea does pay , just think about that song Crimea river, Crimea
> river, I Crimea river over you. The residuals and profits must be enormous.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 17:25 UTC

On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > care
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tenons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke ,
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > > > > golden
> > > > > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > > > > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> > > > evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an
> > > > angel
> > > > or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
> > > >
> > > > I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he was
> > > > standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand and
> > > > said "Putin it there, Putin”
> > >
> > > He has yet to learn that Crimea does not pay.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > oh yes Crimea does pay , just think about that song Crimea river, Crimea
> > river, I Crimea river over you. The residuals and profits must be enormous.
> You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:04:55
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@google
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@goog
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@go
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2:08:44
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attend
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke ,
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > > > > > golden
> > > > > > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > > > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > > > > > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> > > > > evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an
> > > > > angel
> > > > > or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
> > > > >
> > > > > I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he was
> > > > > standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand and
> > > > > said "Putin it there, Putin”
> > > >
> > > > He has yet to learn that Crimea does not pay.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > oh yes Crimea does pay , just think about that song Crimea river, Crimea
> > > river, I Crimea river over you. The residuals and profits must be enormous.
> > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but then he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime? Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."


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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 18:28 UTC

On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c20d3731-f1c1-404a-8d3d-5c38720a40bcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:04:55
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:17:09
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tenons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding
> > > > > > > > > > > joke ,
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > > > > > golden
> > > > > > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > > > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush
> > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > > > > > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> > > > > evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an
> > > > > angel
> > > > > or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
> > > > >
> > > > > I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he
> > > > > was
> > > > > standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand
> > > > > and
> > > > > said "Putin it there, Putin”
> > > >
> > > > He has yet to learn that Crimea does not pay.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > oh yes Crimea does pay , just think about that song Crimea river, Crimea
> > > river, I Crimea river over you. The residuals and profits must be enormous.
> > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but then
> he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime? Me?
> Uh, no way, I'm a saint.”


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On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25-9ed5-09cc63568eb3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but then
> > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime?
> > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
>
> The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite loop
> when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to the
> other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel free
> to communicate that information to me . thank you.

Cut the dangling thread,,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Nelson

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 05:15 UTC

On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but then
> > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime?
> > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> >
> > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes into an infinite loop
> > when scrolling so by default if you don't say anything I'll just go to the
> > other four but if you would like to replace it with another thread feel free
> > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> Cut the dangling thread,,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a useful piece of practical information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun out of it I just knew it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a pun everywhere a pun pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE you may use it but it will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed

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