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 by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 09:12 UTC

On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d-a7e5-447807c6b78fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest incarnation on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365 Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train of
> > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the same
> > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have
> > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in 12
> > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around 1600
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been repeatedly
> > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they
> > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications for
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all kind of
> > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > > > talking
> > > > > politics.
> > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually eat
> > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past me up
> > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this is
> > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly different
> format .
> The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the socks for
> the gentleman who has hired me."
>
> The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory that
> makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
>
> The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look, I'm
> the real McCoy!!!!”
One of them was pulling the cork much too often


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:30 UTC

On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest incarnation on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365 Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train of
> > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in 12
> > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records..html
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around 1600
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been repeatedly
> > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they
> > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications for
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all kind of
> > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > > > > talking
> > > > > > politics.
> > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually eat
> > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past me up
> > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this is
> > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly different
> > format .
> > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the socks for
> > the gentleman who has hired me."
> >
> > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory that
> > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> >
> > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look, I'm
> > the real McCoy!!!!”
> One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 11:18 UTC

On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e-a0a2-b2f7fa56f7can@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in
> > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all kind
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually eat
> > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past me
> > > > > up
> > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this
> > > > > is
> > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly different
> > > format .
> > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the socks
> > > for
> > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > >
> > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory that
> > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > >
> > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look, I'm
> > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on layers
> around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the cork
> (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> cork too much so to speak.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 16:36 UTC

On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all kind
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually eat
> > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past me
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly different
> > > > format .
> > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the socks
> > > > for
> > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > >
> > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory that
> > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > >
> > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look, I'm
> > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on layers
> > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the cork
> > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> > cork too much so to speak.
> But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:44 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5-b5c0-b815ec7f2fbcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually
> > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > different
> > > > > format .
> > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the socks
> > > > > for
> > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > >
> > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory
> > > > > that
> > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > >
> > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look,
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > layers
> > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the cork
> > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> > > cork too much so to speak.
> > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not I'm
> pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star over
> her eyes?


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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 22:55 UTC

On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:45:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it .. Darlene did the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way.."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually
> > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > > different
> > > > > > format .
> > > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the socks
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look,
> > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > > layers
> > > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the cork
> > > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> > > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> > > > cork too much so to speak.
> > > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not I'm
> > pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star over
> > her eyes?
> I do not cotton to the whole concept
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 23 Jun 2022 12:46 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<24536732-c3d1-48d1-90b1-4fa5990ace36n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:45:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > song
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually
> > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > format .
> > > > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the
> > > > > > > socks
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look,
> > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > > > layers
> > > > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the
> > > > > cork
> > > > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> > > > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> > > > > cork too much so to speak.
> > > > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not I'm
> > > pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star over
> > > her eyes?
> > I do not cotton to the whole concept
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you hear the phrase "we're in tall cotton " meaning we're doing good , we're
> doing well but what's not usually mentioned is the whole phrase which is
> "We're shittin' in tall cotton.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 17:09 UTC

On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<24536732-c3d1-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:45:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > song
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually
> > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > format .
> > > > > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the
> > > > > > > > socks
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look,
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > > > > layers
> > > > > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the
> > > > > > cork
> > > > > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> > > > > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> > > > > > cork too much so to speak.
> > > > > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not I'm
> > > > pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star over
> > > > her eyes?
> > > I do not cotton to the whole concept
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you hear the phrase "we're in tall cotton " meaning we're doing good , we're
> > doing well but what's not usually mentioned is the whole phrase which is
> > "We're shittin' in tall cotton.”
>
> That was originally Eli Whitney hearing about all the people copying his
> Cotton Gin
> and not paying him for the right to do so. That is the real source of the
> quote “Keep your cotton picking hands off my gin"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 17:20 UTC

On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f-ae58-6b72a7337fe9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<24536732-c3d1-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:45:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hundreds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > insisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would
> > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew
> > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > format .
> > > > > > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the
> > > > > > > > > socks
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big
> > > > > > > > > factory
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker??
> > > > > > > > > Look,
> > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > > > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > > > > > layers
> > > > > > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the
> > > > > > > cork
> > > > > > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the
> > > > > > > cork
> > > > > > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > cork too much so to speak.
> > > > > > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star
> > > > > over
> > > > > her eyes?
> > > > I do not cotton to the whole concept
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you hear the phrase "we're in tall cotton " meaning we're doing good ,
> > > we're
> > > doing well but what's not usually mentioned is the whole phrase which is
> > > "We're shittin' in tall cotton.”
> >
> > That was originally Eli Whitney hearing about all the people copying his
> > Cotton Gin
> > and not paying him for the right to do so. That is the real source of the
> > quote “Keep your cotton picking hands off my gin"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton
> field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go out
> there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my cotton
> picken cotton crop.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 12:09 UTC

On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<24536732-c3d1-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:45:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hundreds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > insisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would
> > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew
> > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > format .
> > > > > > > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the
> > > > > > > > > > socks
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big
> > > > > > > > > > factory
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker??
> > > > > > > > > > Look,
> > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > > > > > > layers
> > > > > > > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the
> > > > > > > > cork
> > > > > > > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the
> > > > > > > > cork
> > > > > > > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > cork too much so to speak.
> > > > > > > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not
> > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star
> > > > > > over
> > > > > > her eyes?
> > > > > I do not cotton to the whole concept
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > you hear the phrase "we're in tall cotton " meaning we're doing good ,
> > > > we're
> > > > doing well but what's not usually mentioned is the whole phrase which is
> > > > "We're shittin' in tall cotton.”
> > >
> > > That was originally Eli Whitney hearing about all the people copying his
> > > Cotton Gin
> > > and not paying him for the right to do so. That is the real source of the
> > > quote “Keep your cotton picking hands off my gin"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton
> > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go out
> > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my cotton
> > picken cotton crop.”
>
> That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next time
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 14:47 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed-82bf-10894f38b026n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton
> > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go
> > > out
> > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > cotton
> > > picken cotton crop.”
> >
> > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next time
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know whether to
> kill myself or go bowling.

Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
passing an alley.
Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty details.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 17:15 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton
> > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go
> > > > out
> > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > cotton
> > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > >
> > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next time
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know whether to
> > kill myself or go bowling.
> Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> passing an alley.
> Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty details.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx i'm

Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute in a back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only have $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so she pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't get a good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette lighter " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty nice plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working because you're on fire"

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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 18:49 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7-87f6-b94f8367f967n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton
> > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go
> > > > > out
> > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > > cotton
> > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > >
> > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next time
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know whether to
> > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> > passing an alley.
> > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > details.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx i'm
>
> Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute in a
> back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only have
> $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so she
> pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't get a
> good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette lighter
> " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty nice
> plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> because you're on fire”

Thats no way to heater up

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 21:29 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton
> > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > >
> > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next time
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know whether to
> > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> > > passing an alley.
> > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > details.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx i'm
> >
> > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute in a
> > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only have
> > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so she
> > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't get a
> > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette lighter
> > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty nice
> > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > because you're on fire”
>
> Thats no way to heater up
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up wouldn't do him any good.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 08:37 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea-9a20-0c5b3742d6aan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his
> > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to
> > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next
> > > > > > time
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know whether
> > > > > to
> > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> > > > passing an alley.
> > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > details.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > >
> > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute in
> > > a
> > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only have
> > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so
> > > she
> > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't
> > > get a
> > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > lighter
> > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty nice
> > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > > because you're on fire”
> >
> > Thats no way to heater up
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up wouldn't
> do him any good.

So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 16:41 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his
> > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to
> > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next
> > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know whether
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > details.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > >
> > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute in
> > > > a
> > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only have
> > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so
> > > > she
> > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't
> > > > get a
> > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > lighter
> > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty nice
> > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > > > because you're on fire”
> > >
> > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up wouldn't
> > do him any good.
> So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging on what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they blocked him.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 17:06 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8-a375-0b48bdfebe8fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his
> > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next
> > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > > details.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > >
> > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute
> > > > > in
> > > > > a
> > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only
> > > > > have
> > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so
> > > > > she
> > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't
> > > > > get a
> > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > > lighter
> > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty
> > > > > nice
> > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > >
> > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > wouldn't
> > > do him any good.
> > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging on
> what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> blocked him.

Well, he was a block head

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:15 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his
> > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my
> > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can next
> > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait while
> > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it " so
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't
> > > > > > get a
> > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty
> > > > > > nice
> > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > >
> > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > wouldn't
> > > > do him any good.
> > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging on
> > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > blocked him.
> Well, he was a block head
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:46 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<004ee526-4135-4b24-95d3-febd34ccb82an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his
> > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can
> > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait
> > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it "
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't
> > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty
> > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > do him any good.
> > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging on
> > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > > blocked him.
> > Well, he was a block head
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?

Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 22:35 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his
> > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can
> > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait
> > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a prostitute
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I only
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it "
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I can't
> > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty
> > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it working
> > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging on
> > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > > > blocked him.
> > > Well, he was a block head
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was selling Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company for $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word now ,
SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 08:37 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<11668070-384e-4a5c-8d89-cebe7592fabfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait
> > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I
> > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it
> > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I
> > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty
> > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging
> > > > > on
> > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > > > > blocked him.
> > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was selling
> Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company for
> $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I
> guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word now ,
> SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 15:57 UTC

lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait
> > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I
> > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at it
> > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some pretty
> > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was selling
> > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company for
> > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I
> > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word now ,
> > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> You bought it from the wrong place
> https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:24 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514-acf5-4e645ead5f34n@googlegroups.com>):

> lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the
> > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some
> > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > selling
> > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company for
> > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I
> > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word
> > > now ,
> > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > You bought it from the wrong place
> > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr. Feelgood I
> should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy than
> Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the withdrawal
symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 21:27 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some
> > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her up
> > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was bragging
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story they
> > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > selling
> > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company for
> > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I
> > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word
> > > > now ,
> > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr. Feelgood I
> > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy than
> > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the withdrawal
> symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 10:06 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f94c9e22-be0e-4e6a-a16b-8b4884f74460n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0ddfc19d-991d-4514...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > lOn Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:37:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<11668070-384e-4a5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:47:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<004ee526-4135-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d0b299cf-a700-41e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:38:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3fb64167-150e-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:49:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe9dbce5-f561-47b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<880debfe-67fa-48ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:20:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c345d996-d1ea-430f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stealing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cotton
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picken cotton crop.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That response is unlikely to boll me over. Weevil see if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was so depressed about those cotton pickers that I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whether
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill myself or go bowling.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Either way is dangerous --- you never know who may be lane in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wait
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > passing an alley.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now matter how the nice the idea may strike you, spare me the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gritty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > details.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about lanes and alleys , this fellow propositioned a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back alley and she said "how much money do you have ", he said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > $.50 "'and she said "well , for $.50 all you get to do is look at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls down her panties and he's looking at it and he says "man, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good look at it in this dark alley, here let me flick on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cigarette
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lighter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > " so he does and he's looking at it, and she says "that's some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plumbing isn't it , boy " and he says "well, you better get it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because you're on fire”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats no way to heater up
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well , it was stated that he could only look at it so heating her
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > do him any good.
> > > > > > > > > > So he was blocked from fulfilling his burning ambition!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, and when he got back to his computer device thingy he was
> > > > > > > > > bragging
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > what he had achieved but many people are so disgusted by the story
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > blocked him.
> > > > > > > > Well, he was a block head
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Isn't that what bolts down onto an engine, a block head?
> > > > > > Is that a line one sales man crank shafted you with on a car repair???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I did get crankshafted one time , you see , there was a crank who was
> > > > > selling
> > > > > Dr. Feelgood "Cures what ails you" elixir and I bought into his company
> > > > > for
> > > > > $100,000 , needless to say I was , well , I hate to say the word , but I
> > > > > guess I'm going to have to, I'll just go ahead and say it , say the word
> > > > > now ,
> > > > > SHAFTED. I'm so ashamed ; that was a true confession.
> > > > You bought it from the wrong place
> > > > https://shop.walldrug.com/products/dr-feelgood-
> > > > koozie?_pos=1&_sid=1c93c03ac&_ss=r
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You're right, Mike. I made a mistake , instead of buying from Dr. Feelgood
> > > I
> > > should've bought from Dr. Feel-like-crap, his stock was legitimate and
> > > everybody who bought it is now a trillionaire , five times more wealthy
> > > than
> > > Elon. Can you say "Germany after World War I?”
> > Then they got addicted to the drug Hitler was pushing till the withdrawal
> > symptoms left them feeling really bombed out.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Of course much of it was the fact that the populace was no better than
> lemmings.


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