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 by: Mike - Sat, 28 May 2022 10:06 UTC

On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726-a246-9ae21f675175n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those
> > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll
> > > > > > ball
> > > > > > you"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge
> > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > strap-on
> > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna
> > > > > ball
> > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > > > > England.
> > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the abortion we
> have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 May 2022 00:09 UTC

On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and
> > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those
> > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll
> > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge
> > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna
> > > > > > ball
> > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > > > > > England.
> > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion..
> > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the abortion we
> > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<673428b0-152a-43ee-858b-7526f0ae2984n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really
> > > > > > > > > > > big ,
> > > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between ,
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were
> > > > > > > > > > > sitting
> > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this
> > > > > > > > > > > title
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each
> > > > > > > > > other.
> > > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll
> > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra
> > > > > > > Breckinridge
> > > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > > > > > > England.
> > > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the abortion we
> > > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> > He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene and I look quite fashionable in our carriages;
> I have a Mr. carriage and she has a Ms. carriage.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 May 2022 15:44 UTC

On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:25:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<673428b0-152a-43ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > big ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > sitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this
> > > > > > > > > > > > title
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each
> > > > > > > > > > other.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll
> > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra
> > > > > > > > Breckinridge
> > > > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New
> > > > > > > > England.
> > > > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > > > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the abortion we
> > > > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> > > He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene and I look quite fashionable in our carriages;
> > I have a Mr. carriage and she has a Ms. carriage.
> A hackney-d responce
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b7c0d16b-2d61-46dd-b1d9-1c9d15e0121bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:25:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<673428b0-152a-43ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenges
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy,
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each
> > > > > > > > > > > other.
> > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us,
> > > > > > > > > > we’ll
> > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra
> > > > > > > > > Breckinridge
> > > > > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm
> > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in
> > > > > > > > > New
> > > > > > > > > England.
> > > > > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > > > > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the abortion
> > > > > we
> > > > > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> > > > He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene and I look quite fashionable in our carriages;
> > > I have a Mr. carriage and she has a Ms. carriage.
> > A hackney-d responce
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene once got so mad at me that she took an ax and hacked knee.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 May 2022 04:36 UTC

On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:13:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b7c0d16b-2d61-46dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:25:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<673428b0-152a-43ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenges
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself .. That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each
> > > > > > > > > > > > other.
> > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us,
> > > > > > > > > > > we’ll
> > > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra
> > > > > > > > > > Breckinridge
> > > > > > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm
> > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in
> > > > > > > > > > New
> > > > > > > > > > England.
> > > > > > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > > > > > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the abortion
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> > > > > He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene and I look quite fashionable in our carriages;
> > > > I have a Mr. carriage and she has a Ms. carriage.
> > > A hackney-d responce
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene once got so mad at me that she took an ax and hacked knee.
> A very cleaver observation.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 09:05 UTC

On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873-9d38-4cbfff560a18n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:13:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b7c0d16b-2d61-46dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:25:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<673428b0-152a-43ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenges
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us,
> > > > > > > > > > > > we’ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra
> > > > > > > > > > > Breckinridge
> > > > > > > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in
> > > > > > > > > > > New
> > > > > > > > > > > England.
> > > > > > > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > > > > > > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the
> > > > > > > abortion
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> > > > > > He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene and I look quite fashionable in our carriages;
> > > > > I have a Mr. carriage and she has a Ms. carriage.
> > > > A hackney-d responce
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene once got so mad at me that she took an ax and hacked knee.
> > A very cleaver observation.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers what
> they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 May 2022 17:17 UTC

On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:13:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b7c0d16b-2d61-46dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:25:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<673428b0-152a-43ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:06:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7e8c9858-3d0f-4726...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9a037192-4616-47fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:43:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8fa14f62-1bd7-4fdd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenges
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > us
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > improbable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lake
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > media
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sicknesses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > udder,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > between ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > title
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we’ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra
> > > > > > > > > > > > Breckinridge
> > > > > > > > > > > > where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a
> > > > > > > > > > > > strap-on
> > > > > > > > > > > > and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > ball
> > > > > > > > > > > > you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in
> > > > > > > > > > > > New
> > > > > > > > > > > > England.
> > > > > > > > > > > So for this one we can expect not to have a pregnant pause.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, Tom did get pregnant but he went to Texas and had an abortion.
> > > > > > > > > Why would he gravid-tate there???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He gravitated there because he wanted his abortion to match the
> > > > > > > > abortion
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > have for a governor , that is , ,who had such an abortion law passed.
> > > > > > > He actions was a miscarriage of justice.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene and I look quite fashionable in our carriages;
> > > > > > I have a Mr. carriage and she has a Ms. carriage.
> > > > > A hackney-d responce
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene once got so mad at me that she took an ax and hacked knee.
> > > A very cleaver observation.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers what
> > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is not a
> gross.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 19:48 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c337c200-a317-48b7-9ebc-45c781367363n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Marx
> > >
> > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers what
> > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is not a
> > gross.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.

And they did not get stiff from too much boose

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Marx
> > > >
> > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers what
> > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is not a
> > > gross.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his house thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".

you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these stories in our heads or brains or whatever.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 May 2022 09:11 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb-9556-50404974d097n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers
> > > > > what
> > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > not a
> > > > gross.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his house
> thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
>
> you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> stories in our heads or brains or whatever.

I will not joiner you in that activity.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 17:56 UTC

On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers
> > > > > > what
> > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > > not a
> > > > > gross.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his house
> > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> >
> > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> I will not joiner you in that activity.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 17:59 UTC

On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers
> > > > > > what
> > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > > not a
> > > > > gross.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his house
> > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> >
> > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> I will not joiner you in that activity.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner tonight I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 07:37 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078-aa95-87be985f93d1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers
> > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > > > not a
> > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his
> > > house
> > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > >
> > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner tonight
> I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.

That is planer to see

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split beavers
> > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his
> > > > house
> > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > >
> > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner tonight
> > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> That is planer to see
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw that you will never give me a compliment.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Jun 2022 09:10 UTC

On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f-bcef-d0bc3d9206fbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his
> > > > > house
> > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > >
> > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > tonight
> > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > That is planer to see
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I saw that you will never give me a compliment.

But one can be bought at a reasonable price.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 02:41 UTC

On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it is
> > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his
> > > > > > house
> > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of these
> > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > tonight
> > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > That is planer to see
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is , I got my copy $.35.

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On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<23fce735-d58e-4257-9f5a-d556c9e33aa6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his
> > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of
> > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > > tonight
> > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > That is planer to see
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is , I
> got my copy $.35.

Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then it
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of his
> > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of
> > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is , I
> > got my copy $.35.
> Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on their hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off their hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off their hands.

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On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e-b16c-3708c669c216n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of
> > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is
> > > , I
> > > got my copy $.35.
> > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on their
> hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off their
> hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off their
> hands.

But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's last
> > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of
> > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner..
> > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is
> > > > , I
> > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on their
> > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off their
> > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off their
> > hands.
> But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me working out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 20:18 UTC

On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a-bec0-eea8da4f9980n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of
> > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is
> > > > > , I
> > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > their
> > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off their
> > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off their
> > > hands.
> > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me working
> out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 04:27 UTC

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not, then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints of
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity of
> > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for dinner
> > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it is
> > > > > > , I
> > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > their
> > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off their
> > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off their
> > > > hands.
> > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me working
> > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 08:20 UTC

On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7-bde6-838f903b5d72n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > > their
> > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > their
> > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > their
> > > > > hands.
> > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > working
> > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> someone else's subconscious mind


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 19:53 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > hands.
> > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > working
> > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > someone else's subconscious mind
> Did they steal that concept from you?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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