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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 15:48 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84-81b4-35f143178dcdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of
> > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print
> > > > > > > it”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and "sieze
> > > > > her"
> > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the more I
> > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE
> > > FOR!!!!
> > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the cemetery
> place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of the
> burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy and
> had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director "now
> this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
Buy it and you really will have been taken.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 19:06 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of
> > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to print
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print
> > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and "sieze
> > > > > > her"
> > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the more I
> > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE
> > > > FOR!!!!
> > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the cemetery
> > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of the
> > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy and
> > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director "now
> > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 20:51 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043-a044-ccb57ef178bfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to
> > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print
> > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the
> > > > > more I
> > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE
> > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the cemetery
> > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of the
> > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy and
> > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director "now
> > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on a hike
> and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really fearful for
> I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna do me
> like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you just
> sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
cookbook for people”
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_-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 01:05 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google , so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to
> > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we print
> > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the
> > > > > > more I
> > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE
> > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the cemetery
> > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of the
> > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy and
> > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director "now
> > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on a hike
> > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really fearful for
> > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna do me
> > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you just
> > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> cookbook for people”
> https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEARCHREC-
> _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26sortby%
> 3D17
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f-9eb6-bdf42ef24040n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we
> > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the
> > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE
> > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the cemetery
> > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of the
> > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy
> > > > > and
> > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director
> > > > > "now
> > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on a
> > > hike
> > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really fearful
> > > for
> > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna do
> > > me
> > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you just
> > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> > cookbook for people”
> > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEARCHRE
> > C-
> > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26sortb
> > y%
> > 3D17
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in you
> might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our culture
> and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 19:52 UTC

On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we
> > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the
> > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me if
> > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO DIE
> > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the cemetery
> > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of the
> > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director
> > > > > > "now
> > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on a
> > > > hike
> > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really fearful
> > > > for
> > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna do
> > > > me
> > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you just
> > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> > > cookbook for people”
> > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEARCHRE
> > > C-
> > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26sortb
> > > y%
> > > 3D17
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in you
> > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our culture
> > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 19:57 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac-b72c-e943e260b11dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the
> > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO
> > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director
> > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on a
> > > > > hike
> > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really fearful
> > > > > for
> > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna
> > > > > do
> > > > > me
> > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you
> > > > > just
> > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEARCH
> > > > RE
> > > > C-
> > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26sor
> > > > tb
> > > > y%
> > > > 3D17
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in you
> > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our culture
> > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time watching it
> so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my dog's
> nails , but that's another story.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 02:39 UTC

On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is the
> > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to me
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO
> > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison ivy
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director
> > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on a
> > > > > > hike
> > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really fearful
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna
> > > > > > do
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you
> > > > > > just
> > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEARCH
> > > > > RE
> > > > > C-
> > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26sor
> > > > > tb
> > > > > y%
> > > > > 3D17
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in you
> > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our culture
> > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time watching it
> > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my dog's
> > nails , but that's another story.
> Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> “Two Ton Common"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 09:42 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<757be4c4-6f9d-4eb1-9b13-25aa454daf81n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO
> > > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison
> > > > > > > > > ivy
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director
> > > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > hike
> > > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really
> > > > > > > fearful
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> > > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEAR
> > > > > > CH
> > > > > > RE
> > > > > > C-
> > > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26s
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > tb
> > > > > > y%
> > > > > > 3D17
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in
> > > > > you
> > > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our
> > > > > culture
> > > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time watching
> > > it
> > > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my dog's
> > > nails , but that's another story.
> > Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> > One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> > “Two Ton Common"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When I programmed FORTRAN I often set up a common area between the main
> program and subroutines. I always called my common areas WHORE.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 23:06 UTC

On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:42:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<757be4c4-6f9d-4eb1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name? they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use Google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied , TO
> > > > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison
> > > > > > > > > > ivy
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the Director
> > > > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out on
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > hike
> > > > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really
> > > > > > > > fearful
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not gonna
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man: A
> > > > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SEAR
> > > > > > > CH
> > > > > > > RE
> > > > > > > C-
> > > > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26s
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > tb
> > > > > > > y%
> > > > > > > 3D17
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our
> > > > > > culture
> > > > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time watching
> > > > it
> > > > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my dog's
> > > > nails , but that's another story.
> > > Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> > > One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> > > “Two Ton Common"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When I programmed FORTRAN I often set up a common area between the main
> > program and subroutines. I always called my common areas WHORE.
> I need to refer to my whore-scope for a proper reply.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 04:43 UTC

On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d246ba63-45af-4568-b177-0b4a0c42da2dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:42:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<757be4c4-6f9d-4eb1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > TO
> > > > > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison
> > > > > > > > > > > ivy
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the
> > > > > > > > > > > Director
> > > > > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > hike
> > > > > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really
> > > > > > > > > fearful
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not
> > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man:
> > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SE
> > > > > > > > AR
> > > > > > > > CH
> > > > > > > > RE
> > > > > > > > C-
> > > > > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%2
> > > > > > > > 6s
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > tb
> > > > > > > > y%
> > > > > > > > 3D17
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our
> > > > > > > culture
> > > > > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > > > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time
> > > > > watching
> > > > > it
> > > > > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my dog's
> > > > > nails , but that's another story.
> > > > Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> > > > One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> > > > “Two Ton Common"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When I programmed FORTRAN I often set up a common area between the main
> > > program and subroutines. I always called my common areas WHORE.
> > I need to refer to my whore-scope for a proper reply.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went to the carnival one time and they had a really scary place set up to
> go into , it was called the House of Whores.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 11:40 UTC

On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:43:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d246ba63-45af-4568...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:42:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<757be4c4-6f9d-4eb1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn .. so they have fields and fields
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he finds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting poison
> > > > > > > > > > > > ivy
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Director
> > > > > > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > hike
> > > > > > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really
> > > > > > > > > > fearful
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not
> > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no, you
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve Man:
> > > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=SE
> > > > > > > > > AR
> > > > > > > > > CH
> > > > > > > > > RE
> > > > > > > > > C-
> > > > > > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople%2
> > > > > > > > > 6s
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > tb
> > > > > > > > > y%
> > > > > > > > > 3D17
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered in
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our
> > > > > > > > culture
> > > > > > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > > > > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time
> > > > > > watching
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my dog's
> > > > > > nails , but that's another story.
> > > > > Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> > > > > One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> > > > > “Two Ton Common"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When I programmed FORTRAN I often set up a common area between the main
> > > > program and subroutines. I always called my common areas WHORE.
> > > I need to refer to my whore-scope for a proper reply.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went to the carnival one time and they had a really scary place set up to
> > go into , it was called the House of Whores.
> That house was no home.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 12:14 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505-bc1d-7d613343cd6fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:43:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d246ba63-45af-4568...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:42:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<757be4c4-6f9d-4eb1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > poison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ivy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Director
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > hike
> > > > > > > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really
> > > > > > > > > > > fearful
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not
> > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no,
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > > > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve
> > > > > > > > > > Man:
> > > > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=
> > > > > > > > > > SE
> > > > > > > > > > AR
> > > > > > > > > > CH
> > > > > > > > > > RE
> > > > > > > > > > C-
> > > > > > > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > > > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople
> > > > > > > > > > %2
> > > > > > > > > > 6s
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > tb
> > > > > > > > > > y%
> > > > > > > > > > 3D17
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our
> > > > > > > > > culture
> > > > > > > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > > > > > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time
> > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my
> > > > > > > dog's
> > > > > > > nails , but that's another story.
> > > > > > Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> > > > > > One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> > > > > > “Two Ton Common"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When I programmed FORTRAN I often set up a common area between the main
> > > > > program and subroutines. I always called my common areas WHORE.
> > > > I need to refer to my whore-scope for a proper reply.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went to the carnival one time and they had a really scary place set up to
> > > go into , it was called the House of Whores.
> > That house was no home.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Just like La Grange.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 19:00 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:14:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:43:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d246ba63-45af-4568...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:42:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<757be4c4-6f9d-4eb1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:57:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<164fc777-69d5-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4fd00340-78e8-450f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:51:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1562a15-05a8-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:48:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b96f2d13-0222-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:40:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97e1dedf-213e-4d4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<573afe86-00b4-44f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:54:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbb2fe14-e9ac-4922...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:22:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcd03fb3-ef81-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<661581ea-7f09-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:10:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29d2ace7-a008-4e8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:06:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad5591d3-c85c-4573...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:20:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96b8becf-4b72-4fe8...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:15:10 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5d12ef78-12bc-4c07...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:06:37 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01bd1a93-af97-4997...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sock tucker? Cork sacker? Mike's the real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > McCoy!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And don’t let the Hatfields know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know how the Hatfields got their name?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just like corn . so they have fields and fields
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet . anything goes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No --- they raised Spaghetti -- see documentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scpGwbvxvI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No link provided , and I never learned to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out of luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With that link you broke your chain of thought???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a joke you can play on someone. Give them a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > link
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a really fantastic website. When they get there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sausages !!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great fun!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or to a site that supposedly sells rope, only for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him/her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find out you were just handing them a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow who wanted to commit suicide ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line to hang himself but he only had 9 feet so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks up information on advanced topology and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hang
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself with only 9 feet of rope . And he hangs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smart, or stupid?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He should have known the no noose is good noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No noose is good noose. well that's right ; he had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > change
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of using a real noose he I just got one from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Internet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are just repeating old noose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is Walter Crankcase reporting all the noose that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around your neck and squeeze the life out of your stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The current motto of news organizations is really “Alll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fits
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we print"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And another motto is "all the news that gives you fits when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > print
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anything to seizure attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I remember in an old MAD magazine they were using term Caesar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "sieze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as a pun and it was pretty funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you would like a sick joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a true pervert . I like sick jokes , the sicker a person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it when they tell me a joke , itz particularly satisfying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're on their deathbed , crawling with roaches , putrefied ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DIE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > FOR!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To quote Sherlock Homes “The plot sickens"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had to buy a burial plot for my cousin Rupert so I went to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cemetery
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and I was walking around with the Funerial Director and one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial sites had like dumped crush glass on it and sprouting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > poison
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ivy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a guy's hand sticking up out of the grave and I told the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Director
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this really sickens me ; I'll take it.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Buy it and you really will have been taken.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I really was taken one time, I was minding my own business just out
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > hike
> > > > > > > > > > > > and this UFO landed and forced me to come aboard and I was really
> > > > > > > > > > > > fearful
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had just read the book "communion"'and I asked them "you're not
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > like y'all did that guy in Communion , are you?" and he said "no,
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > sent in your 2021 taxes so we feel you've had enough.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Just so they did not have a book on the table titled “To Serve
> > > > > > > > > > > Man:
> > > > > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > > > > cookbook for people”
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31214251140&cm_sp=
> > > > > > > > > > > SE
> > > > > > > > > > > AR
> > > > > > > > > > > CH
> > > > > > > > > > > RE
> > > > > > > > > > > C-
> > > > > > > > > > > _-WIDGET-L-_-BDP-
> > > > > > > > > > > R&searchurl=kn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%253A%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople
> > > > > > > > > > > %2
> > > > > > > > > > > 6s
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > tb
> > > > > > > > > > > y%
> > > > > > > > > > > 3D17
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I've always wondered about if you're taken aboard a UFO and ushered
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > might assume they will want to interview you , learn all about our
> > > > > > > > > > culture
> > > > > > > > > > and stuff or will you be lead to a dissection table.
> > > > > > > > > Now that insult really cuts to the quick.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once made a movie , I didn't want people to spend a lot of time
> > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > so about halfway through the movie cut to the quick. Also I trim my
> > > > > > > > dog's
> > > > > > > > nails , but that's another story.
> > > > > > > Reminds me of a modern art exhibit I went to at the De Young.
> > > > > > > One item on exhibit was a huge nail -- it was titled
> > > > > > > “Two Ton Common"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When I programmed FORTRAN I often set up a common area between the main
> > > > > > program and subroutines. I always called my common areas WHORE.
> > > > > I need to refer to my whore-scope for a proper reply.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went to the carnival one time and they had a really scary place set up to
> > > > go into , it was called the House of Whores.
> > > That house was no home.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Just like La Grange.
> But the reality did not have Reynolds or Parton.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3f7165b3-33eb-443a-9ee8-61f611fce468n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:14:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Just like La Grange.
> > But the reality did not have Reynolds or Parton.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Wiki has a quite interesting write up on its history.

Were you mentioned?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 22:30 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:05:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3f7165b3-33eb-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:14:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Just like La Grange.
> > > But the reality did not have Reynolds or Parton.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Wiki has a quite interesting write up on its history.
> Were you mentioned?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No but I had a high school buddy who went there and was very proud of himself

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 07:34 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7ecbca5d-a9b4-48e4-b089-1faf4fd8da01n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:05:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3f7165b3-33eb-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:14:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Just like La Grange.
> > > > But the reality did not have Reynolds or Parton.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Wiki has a quite interesting write up on its history.
> > Were you mentioned?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No but I had a high school buddy who went there and was very proud of himself

Who played him in the movie?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7ecbca5d-a9b4-48e4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:05:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3f7165b3-33eb-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:14:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Just like La Grange.
> > > > > But the reality did not have Reynolds or Parton.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Wiki has a quite interesting write up on its history.
> > > Were you mentioned?
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No but I had a high school buddy who went there and was very proud of himself
> Who played him in the movie?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He played himself. Kevin was an unusual guy . we were best friends because he was just as crazy as I am . wound up dead in the year 2000 don't know how

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 20:07 UTC

On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c8b30a9f-2033-4ca4-a068-d17a719b0a92n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7ecbca5d-a9b4-48e4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:05:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3f7165b3-33eb-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:14:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a10de9a3-fb6f-4505...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Just like La Grange.
> > > > > > But the reality did not have Reynolds or Parton.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Wiki has a quite interesting write up on its history.
> > > > Were you mentioned?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No but I had a high school buddy who went there and was very proud of
> > > himself
> > Who played him in the movie?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He played himself. Kevin was an unusual guy . we were best friends because he
> was just as crazy as I am . wound up dead in the year 2000 don't know how

Deranged of your interests surprises me

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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