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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                       +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                       +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83-99ba-804a9d2ea219n@googlegroups.com>):

> mo On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:35:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ea968b3f-7a82-4bc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:04:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2e781e5f-1ad8-4ea4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distract
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sowed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > > > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the
> > > > > > > > > carving
> > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted
> > > > > > > > > (Does
> > > > > > > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of
> > > > > > > > > violent
> > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > > > > > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > > > > > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > > > > > > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is
> > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think
> > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it
> > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the
> > > > > > > original
> > > > > > > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> > > > > > It really got your goat.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had a goat chained up here on the ranch and the neighbor came over in
> > > > > the
> > > > > middle of the night and cut the chain and got the goat for illicit sexual
> > > > > purposes so I guess we can say that he got my goat because well I was
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of
> > > > > wanting a go for myself to be honest so by stealing my goat he got my
> > > > > goat
> > > > > .
> > > > >
> > > > > A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a little boy appears . the
> > > > > salesman
> > > > > says "I'd like to speak to your mother " the little boy says "I'm sorry
> > > > > sir
> > > > > my mother is out in the backyard having sexual Congress with a goat " the
> > > > > traveling salesman is horrified "does that bother you?" and the little
> > > > > boy
> > > > > said “Naaaaaaaaa”
> > > >
> > > > You are repeating yourself --- not butt’s about it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you are correct I'm repeating myself
> > > so here I go
> > > Ralph was a haberdasher
> > > my green daisies smell good.
> > > man ,a plan a canal : Suez
> > >
> > > so see , I'm repeating myself ,I'm repeating ridiculous random sentences
> > > and
> > > there's no word "butt" in them.
> > So you got your butt out of there.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes I did get my butt out of there I was standing at the urinal and the
> urinal had a sign above it that said "don't throw your butts in the urinal it
> makes them soggy and hard to light " but then I noticed I didn't have any
> cigs left so the only thing to do was to get one out of the urinal


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On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > mo On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:35:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ea968b3f-7a82-4bc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:04:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2e781e5f-1ad8-4ea4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > league
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distract
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sowed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > > > > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the
> > > > > > > > > > carving
> > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted
> > > > > > > > > > (Does
> > > > > > > > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > violent
> > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > > > > > > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > > > > > > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > > > > > > > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is
> > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think
> > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it
> > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the
> > > > > > > > original
> > > > > > > > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> > > > > > > It really got your goat.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had a goat chained up here on the ranch and the neighbor came over in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > middle of the night and cut the chain and got the goat for illicit sexual
> > > > > > purposes so I guess we can say that he got my goat because well I was
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > wanting a go for myself to be honest so by stealing my goat he got my
> > > > > > goat
> > > > > > .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a little boy appears .. the
> > > > > > salesman
> > > > > > says "I'd like to speak to your mother " the little boy says "I'm sorry
> > > > > > sir
> > > > > > my mother is out in the backyard having sexual Congress with a goat " the
> > > > > > traveling salesman is horrified "does that bother you?" and the little
> > > > > > boy
> > > > > > said “Naaaaaaaaa”
> > > > >
> > > > > You are repeating yourself --- not butt’s about it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > you are correct I'm repeating myself
> > > > so here I go
> > > > Ralph was a haberdasher
> > > > my green daisies smell good.
> > > > man ,a plan a canal : Suez
> > > >
> > > > so see , I'm repeating myself ,I'm repeating ridiculous random sentences
> > > > and
> > > > there's no word "butt" in them.
> > > So you got your butt out of there.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes I did get my butt out of there I was standing at the urinal and the
> > urinal had a sign above it that said "don't throw your butts in the urinal it
> > makes them soggy and hard to light " but then I noticed I didn't have any
> > cigs left so the only thing to do was to get one out of the urinal
> Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal with no
> hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and says
> "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches in ,
> pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him up and
> he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch with a 10
> foot pole.”

If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 05:12 UTC

On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal with no
> > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and says
> > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches in ,
> > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him up and
> > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch with a 10
> > foot pole.”
>
> If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the head and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on it.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 08:14 UTC

On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137-ae30-42dde5afe005n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal with no
> > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and
> > > says
> > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches in ,
> > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him up
> > > and
> > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch with a
> > > 10
> > > foot pole.”
> >
> > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the head
> and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on it.

Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:10 UTC

On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal with no
> > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and
> > > > says
> > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches in ,
> > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him up
> > > > and
> > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch with a
> > > > 10
> > > > foot pole.”
> > >
> > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the head
> > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on it.
> Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti like "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad graffiti like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going to a graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:51 UTC

On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742-a5ed-49ce43daa5b5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal with
> > > > > no
> > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and
> > > > > says
> > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches in
> > > > > ,
> > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him up
> > > > > and
> > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch with
> > > > > a
> > > > > 10
> > > > > foot pole.”
> > > >
> > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the head
> > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on it.
> > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti like
> "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad graffiti
> like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going to a
> graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.

I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying :The
End Is Near"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 12 Apr 2022 01:40 UTC

On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal with
> > > > > > no
> > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and
> > > > > > says
> > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches in
> > > > > > ,
> > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him up
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch with
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > 10
> > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > >
> > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the head
> > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on it.
> > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti like
> > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad graffiti
> > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going to a
> > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying :The
> End Is Near"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the end is near.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:17 UTC

On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15-90b0-b2b4c8f31bf8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and
> > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the
> > > > > head
> > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on
> > > > > it.
> > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti
> > > like
> > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > graffiti
> > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going
> > > to a
> > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying :The
> > End Is Near"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was
> there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the end
> is near.

And she said “Butt out"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:36 UTC

On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him and
> > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the
> > > > > > head
> > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti
> > > > like
> > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > graffiti
> > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going
> > > > to a
> > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying :The
> > > End Is Near"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was
> > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the end
> > is near.
> And she said “Butt out"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a smoker , "butt out."

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 by: Mike - Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:05 UTC

On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275-9644-b87de0210be1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the
> > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on
> > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti
> > > > > like
> > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > > graffiti
> > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going
> > > > > to a
> > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying :The
> > > > End Is Near"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was
> > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the
> > > end
> > > is near.
> > And she said “Butt out"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a smoker ,
> "butt out.”

Filtered or non filtered??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 12 Apr 2022 21:10 UTC

On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him , reaches
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips him
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?" Frank
> > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the
> > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written on
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good graffiti
> > > > > > like
> > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been going
> > > > > > to a
> > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying :The
> > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was
> > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the
> > > > end
> > > > is near.
> > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a smoker ,
> > "butt out.”
>
> Filtered or non filtered??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when applied to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 13 Apr 2022 09:17 UTC

On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71-841d-be1bb0fff2ebn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the
> > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying
> > > > > > :The
> > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was
> > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the
> > > > > end
> > > > > is near.
> > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > smoker ,
> > > "butt out.”
> >
> > Filtered or non filtered??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when applied
> to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Apr 2022 03:22 UTC

On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to him
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on the
> > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying
> > > > > > > :The
> > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she was
> > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her the
> > > > > > end
> > > > > > is near.
> > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > smoker ,
> > > > "butt out.”
> > >
> > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when applied
> > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
> Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Apr 2022 10:18 UTC

On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<198a47dd-d137-498d-b0fb-ba32b6123371n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying
> > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > "butt out.”
> > > >
> > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when applied
> > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
> > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane movie
> with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a very
> ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie Nielsen
> replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Apr 2022 11:05 UTC

On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in , zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes written
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write bad
> > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign saying
> > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when applied
> > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
> > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane movie
> > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a very
> > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie Nielsen
> > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
>
> Sounds like Airplane
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Apr 2022 16:41 UTC

On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8-8beb-6adb418146ban@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write
> > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > applied
> > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
> > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > movie
> > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a very
> > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > Nielsen
> > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> >
> > Sounds like Airplane
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if you
> extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing where
> it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the length of
> the engine
> it was just absolutely fantastic


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Apr 2022 23:59 UTC

On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt .. So he goes over to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > applied
> > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
> > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > > movie
> > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a very
> > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > Nielsen
> > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > >
> > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if you
> > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing where
> > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the length of
> > the engine
> > it was just absolutely fantastic
> And you enjoyed doing it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6-8851-8aaf22e230b4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however ,
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > > > movie
> > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a
> > > > > very
> > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > >
> > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if
> > > you
> > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing
> > > where
> > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the length
> > > of
> > > the engine
> > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that wave
> of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say this
> but it got me excited.


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On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however ,
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > > > > movie
> > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a
> > > > > > very
> > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if
> > > > you
> > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing
> > > > where
> > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the length
> > > > of
> > > > the engine
> > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that wave
> > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say this
> > but it got me excited.
> Excited and exit-ed
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e-9b26-1ae7156b9099n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however ,
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a
> > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if
> > > > > you
> > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing
> > > > > where
> > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > length
> > > > > of
> > > > > the engine
> > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that
> > > wave
> > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say
> > > this
> > > but it got me excited.
> > Excited and exit-ed
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they gave
> her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.


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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Apr 2022 18:56 UTC

On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes.. LSMFT when
> > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however ,
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a
> > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing
> > > > > > where
> > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > length
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that
> > > > wave
> > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say
> > > > this
> > > > but it got me excited.
> > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they gave
> > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> Ex-celent
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 16 Apr 2022 09:41 UTC

On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66-9b8e-323a9fa4dc04n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a
> > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise
> > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing
> > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that
> > > > > wave
> > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say
> > > > > this
> > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they gave
> > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > Ex-celent
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was up ;
> she became ex-cellent.


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On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth".. but other times I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a
> > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing
> > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that
> > > > > > wave
> > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they gave
> > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > Ex-celent
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was up ;
> > she became ex-cellent.
> You ex-com-municated her.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 16 Apr 2022 20:53 UTC

On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8872b4d3-42ab-493b-b3f2-6b5a99a45cd5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 16, 2022 at 4:41:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3f947b2a-ae72-4d66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 10:30:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b56b9dd5-daaf-433e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 15, 2022 at 5:23:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9fea36ae-a22d-4ce6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt . So he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > son
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > applied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > however
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Tits.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that
> > > > > > > > > > > airplane
> > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that
> > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat
> > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a
> > > > > > > > > jet
> > > > > > > > > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the
> > > > > > > > > length
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the engine
> > > > > > > > > it was just absolutely fantastic
> > > > > > > > And you enjoyed doing it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that
> > > > > > > wave
> > > > > > > of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to
> > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > but it got me excited.
> > > > > > Excited and exit-ed
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, but they charged my ex-wife for the crime instead of me and they
> > > > > gave
> > > > > her a summons to come into court , so my ex-wife was ex-cited.
> > > > Ex-celent
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , that is exactly what happened to her when her term in prison was up ;
> > > she became ex-cellent.
> > You ex-com-municated her.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I sang her a line from a certain song , it goes "communication is the problem
> to the answer " and she said "you're pathetic , you actually believe all
> these lyrics when they're just made up and nonsense?”


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