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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                       +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                       +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c5983115-14b3-4160-a278-53f204ee851en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24,
> > > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/15048053214993
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 08
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house


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On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c5983115-14b3-4160...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24,
> > > > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/15048053214993
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 08
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please spare me
> that and just split the scene
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Mar 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e4823ebb-c557-4353-ad11-fb9e80e68faan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c5983115-14b3-4160...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24,
> > > > > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > > > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please spare me
> > that and just split the scene
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to Hollywood
> than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop it in
> two.


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On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e4823ebb-c557-4353...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c5983115-14b3-4160...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24,
> > > > > > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/150480532149
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 93
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > > > > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please spare me
> > > that and just split the scene
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to Hollywood
> > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop it in
> > two.
> But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:04 UTC

On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6-8860-54020096b4cdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e4823ebb-c557-4353...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c5983115-14b3-4160...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 24,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 49
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 93
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 08
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrapped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > belt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > > > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > > > > > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please spare
> > > > me
> > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to Hollywood
> > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop it in
> > > two.
> > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> True ; I'm a butcher.


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On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e4823ebb-c557-4353...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c5983115-14b3-4160...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 49
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 93
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 08
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrapped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > belt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > > > > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > > > > > > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please spare
> > > > > me
> > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to Hollywood
> > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop it in
> > > > two.
> > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > True ; I'm a butcher.
> Very cleaver of you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:31 UTC

On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b-87ac-7ef603421be0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you
> > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please
> > > > > > spare
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop it
> > > > > in
> > > > > two.
> > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > Very cleaver of you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that wide
> split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed an
> actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.

Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold instead
https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_for_fiel
d_stream_june_1973

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 15:23 UTC

On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you
> > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please
> > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop it
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > two.
> > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > Very cleaver of you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that wide
> > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed an
> > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold instead
> https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_for_fiel
> d_stream_june_1973
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted it would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you want to see

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 by: Mike - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:12 UTC

On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<94506099-103a-4c7a-ad32-dea2759609d4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you
> > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please
> > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that wide
> > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed an
> > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold instead
> > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_for_fi
> > el
> > d_stream_june_1973
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted it
> would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you want to
> see

You field-ed that one all right.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 20:31 UTC

On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you
> > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my house
> > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please
> > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that wide
> > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed an
> > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold instead
> > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_for_fi
> > > el
> > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted it
> > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you want to
> > see
> You field-ed that one all right.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good enough

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 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 08:10 UTC

On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b15353ff-8832-4757-8450-4c8d4bede51bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you
> > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my
> > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please
> > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that wide
> > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed an
> > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold instead
> > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_for_
> > > > fi
> > > > el
> > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted it
> > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you want
> > > to
> > > see
> > You field-ed that one all right.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good enough

You did not even know who’s on first!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 11:45 UTC

On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but please
> > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and chop
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that wide
> > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed an
> > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold instead
> > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_for_
> > > > > fi
> > > > > el
> > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted it
> > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you want
> > > > to
> > > > see
> > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good enough
> You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!

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 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 14:16 UTC

On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23-916b-2bf07d2db6acn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and
> > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that
> > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > instead
> > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_fo
> > > > > > r_
> > > > > > fi
> > > > > > el
> > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted
> > > > > it
> > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > want
> > > > > to
> > > > > see
> > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > enough
> > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!

There is no fool like an owl fool

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 17:32 UTC

On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and
> > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that
> > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it showed
> > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers and
> > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_fo
> > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark predicted
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > > want
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > see
> > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > > enough
> > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> There is no fool like an owl fool
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional grasshopper.


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 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 19:34 UTC

On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900-b8f2-b23660b998e5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that
> > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_
> > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > see
> > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > > > enough
> > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> grasshopper.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:28 UTC

On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement that
> > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfold_
> > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > > > > enough
> > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > grasshopper.
> While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 08:24 UTC

On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be-9930-cecd1f6e4497n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfol
> > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > grasshopper.
> > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right above
> her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” There is no escaping from a black hole


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On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerfol
> > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie you
> > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't good
> > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > grasshopper.
> > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right above
> > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” There is no escaping from a black hole
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 21:24 UTC

On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351-8739-9dfba578f7f3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerf
> > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't
> > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right above
> > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
> > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No she's Caucasian
>
> but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining about
> his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy says
> "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white girl.”
So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 05:17 UTC

On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_centerf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right above
> > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here..”
> > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No she's Caucasian
> >
> > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining about
> > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy says
> > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white girl.”
> So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ae994979-2ada-405c-b17f-b2a736f9b443n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_cente
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > above
> > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
> > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No she's Caucasian
> > >
> > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining about
> > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy says
> > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > girl.”
> > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we could
> go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and hold
> up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 22:31 UTC

On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_cente
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > > above
> > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
> > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > >
> > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining about
> > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy says
> > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > girl.”
> > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we could
> > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and hold
> > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you..
> Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Apr 2022 08:28 UTC

On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a-8f3a-4831c2c4e46fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_cen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
> > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > >
> > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > about
> > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > says
> > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > girl.”
> > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > could
> > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > hold
> > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you.
> > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure them
> and never find your game.


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On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_cen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
> > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > >
> > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > > about
> > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > > says
> > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > > could
> > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > > hold
> > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you.
> > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure them
> > and never find your game.
> Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was game
> and when
> she said yes, you shot her????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Apr 2022 21:25 UTC

On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459-a3b0-9f41d680ec56n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > > > could
> > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > > > hold
> > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you.
> > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure them
> > > and never find your game.
> > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was game
> > and when
> > she said yes, you shot her????
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot her
> because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going to
> make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.


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