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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: JAB - Fri, 18 Mar 2022 20:50 UTC

Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.

We all just need to ignore them.

<https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwfKdkuIpAAAA>

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On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
>
> We all just need to ignore them.
>
> <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwfKdkuIpAAAA>

quote your sources, please

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:11 UTC

On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> >
> > We all just need to ignore them.
> >
> > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwfKdkuIpAAAA>
> quote your sources, please

What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way

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 by: Mike - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 11:50 UTC

On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4c09c239-0485-4967-90be-252a0350991en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > >
> > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > >
> > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwfKd
> > > kuIpAAAA>
> > quote your sources, please
>
> What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way

At least net a lot of suckers.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 17:47 UTC

On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > >
> > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > >
> > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwfKd
> > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > quote your sources, please
> >
> > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> At least net a lot of suckers.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much " and it showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big fish attached to his manly organ of reproduction

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 by: Mike - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:17 UTC

On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<782ef707-b732-49e7-a18e-4058dc97faa5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > > >
> > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > >
> > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwf
> > > > > Kd
> > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > quote your sources, please
> > >
> > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > At least net a lot of suckers.
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much " and it
> showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big fish
> attached to his manly organ of reproduction

A new angle on an angler.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:07 UTC

On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCrwf
> > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > >
> > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much " and it
> > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big fish
> > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> A new angle on an angler.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk hide. now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her weight equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added them together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 21 Mar 2022 08:19 UTC

On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<606549ad-669e-44a6-b91b-76bdf265da65n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCr
> > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > >
> > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much " and
> > > it
> > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big
> > > fish
> > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > A new angle on an angler.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other
> Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk hide.
> now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her weight
> equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added them
> together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the
> squaws on the other two hides.

After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off toward
a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth flat
rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it with
great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and laid
them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with the
dignity and honor that accompanied them.

The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw and
offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.

She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:

"Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 21 Mar 2022 20:59 UTC

On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhMCr
> > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much " and
> > > > it
> > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big
> > > > fish
> > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other
> > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk hide.
> > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her weight
> > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added them
> > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the
> > squaws on the other two hides.
> After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off toward
> a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth flat
> rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it with
> great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and laid
> them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with the
> dignity and honor that accompanied them.
>
> The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw and
> offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
>
> She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
>
> "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the Indian village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the Indians were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road out West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock."

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 by: Mike - Tue, 22 Mar 2022 09:07 UTC

On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<81639f2f-b117-482f-bd6f-640dd6d753a8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhM
> > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much "
> > > > > and
> > > > > it
> > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big
> > > > > fish
> > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other
> > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk
> > > hide.
> > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her weight
> > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added them
> > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of
> > > the
> > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off toward
> > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth flat
> > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it with
> > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and laid
> > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with the
> > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> >
> > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw and
> > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> >
> > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
> >
> > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the Indian
> village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the Indians
> were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road out
> West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if there
was anything he could do for her?
She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 22 Mar 2022 09:53 UTC

On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that order.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwWhM
> > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much "
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a big
> > > > > > fish
> > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other
> > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk
> > > > hide.
> > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her weight
> > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added them
> > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of
> > > > the
> > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off toward
> > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth flat
> > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it with
> > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and laid
> > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with the
> > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > >
> > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw and
> > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > >
> > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
> > >
> > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the Indian
> > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the Indians
> > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road out
> > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if there
> was anything he could do for her?
> She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the people paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do with the Turing test

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On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952-a2e9-c2a3a0f43245n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwW
> > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much "
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a
> > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other
> > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk
> > > > > hide.
> > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > weight
> > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > them
> > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of
> > > > > the
> > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > toward
> > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth flat
> > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it
> > > > with
> > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and
> > > > laid
> > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with the
> > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > >
> > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw and
> > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > >
> > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
> > > >
> > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the Indian
> > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > Indians
> > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road out
> > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if there
> > was anything he could do for her?
> > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the people
> paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> with the Turing test

And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must have
been huge due
to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 22 Mar 2022 17:04 UTC

On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HHwW
> > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much "
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a
> > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two other
> > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk
> > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > weight
> > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > > toward
> > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth flat
> > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it
> > > > > with
> > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and
> > > > > laid
> > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with the
> > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > >
> > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw and
> > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements..
> > > > >
> > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the Indian
> > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > Indians
> > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road out
> > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if there
> > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the people
> > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> > with the Turing test
> And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must have
> been huge due
> to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you totalled up the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.

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On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc-a6c3-083ff6c20a55n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much
> > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a
> > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two
> > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk
> > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > > > toward
> > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > flat
> > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and
> > > > > > laid
> > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > Indian
> > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > Indians
> > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road
> > > > > out
> > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > there
> > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the people
> > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> > > with the Turing test
> > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must have
> > been huge due
> > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you totalled up
> the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd
> never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.


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On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so much
> > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed a
> > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two
> > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an elk
> > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took it
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village and
> > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied simply:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > > there
> > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the people
> > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> > > > with the Turing test
> > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must have
> > > been huge due
> > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you totalled up
> > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd
> > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 24 Mar 2022 09:17 UTC

On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b-9e02-685f92e83cb6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two
> > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an
> > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > people
> > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must
> > > > have
> > > > been huge due
> > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you totalled
> > > up
> > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd
> > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock you
> in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind him
> hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 24 Mar 2022 15:43 UTC

After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cxt=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two
> > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an
> > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and added
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate ?
> > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked off
> > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them with
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's squaw
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the road
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body in
> > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > people
> > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would be
> > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to do
> > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must
> > > > > have
> > > > > been huge due
> > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you totalled
> > > > up
> > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall.. I'd
> > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock you
> > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind him
> > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> That is not an event he should celibate about.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.


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On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<56812712-9001-4140-8d18-470e87d10892n@googlegroups.com>):

> After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022 at
> 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were two
> > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an
> > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the
> > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked
> > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the
> > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > totalled
> > > > > up
> > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd
> > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock
> > > you
> > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind him
> > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
>
> After that his favorite song became:
>
> "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 24 Mar 2022 19:44 UTC

On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022 at
> > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide.. there were two
> > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on an
> > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat , her
> > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked
> > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who took
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the village
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness . the
> > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the
> > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife if
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his body
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it would
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly on
> > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing to
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which must
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall. I'd
> > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock
> > > > you
> > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind him
> > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> >
> > After that his favorite song became:
> >
> > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
>
> The futile chaste for fame.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 25 Mar 2022 10:40 UTC

On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f914043d-9e41-4910-8fbe-5e05dfad5680n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022 at
> > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who
> > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the
> > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall.
> > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock
> > > > > you
> > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind
> > > > > him
> > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > >
> > > After that his favorite song became:
> > >
> > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> >
> > The futile chaste for fame.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Chastity is its own punishment.


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On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022 at
> > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308034?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along the
> > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to lock
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and rode
> > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind
> > > > > > him
> > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > >
> > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > >
> > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > >
> > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Chastity is its own punishment.
> And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76-bd0d-8cb6062652fbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022
> > > > > at
> > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/150480532149930803
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and
> > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind
> > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > >
> > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > >
> > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:14 UTC

On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24, 2022
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/150480532149930803
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake.."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and
> > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up behind
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > >
> > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> A wish for a sonny day???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39-9f45-4332e7314674n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24,
> > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and
> > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > A wish for a sonny day???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 27 Mar 2022 03:00 UTC

On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<89cf1668-0283-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<221bb7b2-efc6-4e76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 5:40:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f914043d-9e41-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 1:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<56812712-9001-4140...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > After that he became an advocate for chastityOn Thursday, March 24,
> > > > > > > > 2022
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > 4:18:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fbaf616d-d057-4a9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 23, 2022 at 10:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23644dde-97d1-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:14:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ddde3-6dd5-4952...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:07:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<81639f2f-b117-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:19:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<606549ad-669e-44a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:17:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<782ef707-b732-49e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:50:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c09c239-0485-4967...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 5:12:33 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 18, 2022 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-5, JAB
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clinical research has found that online trolls suffer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychopathy, Machiavellianism, sadism, and narcissism,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We all just need to ignore them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1504805321499308
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4?
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t=
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wW
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kuIpAAAA>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quote your sources, please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's wrong with trolling ? you can catch a lot of fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At least net a lot of suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon the title was "why fisherman like to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed a fisherman standing in about 4 feet of water and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fish
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached to his manly organ of reproduction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A new angle on an angler.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an Indian maiden was sitting on a hippopotamus hide. there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian maidens , one sitting on a goat hide and the other one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > elk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hide.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now the Indian maiden on the hippopotamus hide was pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fat ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > equaled the amount if you took the other two Indian maidens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > added
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together . so what famous geometrical theorem does this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > illustrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it illustrates that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaws on the other two hides.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After a noble and harmonious life, Chief Shortcake one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a tall and distant mesa, hiked slowly to the top and sat on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smooth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock.There Shortcake offered his soul to the great overlord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great dignity, happy to add such an esteemed chief to his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tribe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's warrior friends brought his remains back to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them in front of the door of his teepee. His squaw accepted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dignity and honor that accompanied them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The most senior of the warriors huddled quietly with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shortcake's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > squaw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offered his help, and that of the others, with final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrangements.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She listened and smiled gently with great gratitude and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simply:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Thank you, but no need. Squaw bury Shortcake."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > An Indian chief named Falling Rock got discouraged with life in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > village and decided to leave and get lost out in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wilderness .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indians
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were so desperate to get him back that they put up signs along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > West everywhere: "Watch for Falling Rock.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Shortcake was buried , The Chief of the tribe asked his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was anything he could do for her?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She replied “Tis but for a piece of linen I hanker chief”...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy see he died up on a cross and they wrapped his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > body
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some kind of shroud and what happen they put it in a museum and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > paid a dollar and a half just to see him so what would happen it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the people that would come and see the shroud they were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > vacation so they called it the shroud of Touring. Which had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the Turing test
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And tradesman outside sell fragments of the “True Cross” which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been huge due
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to the amount of wood they sell the tourists over the centuries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The nuns told us that back when I was about 10 years old , if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > the amount of wood sold as the true cross it would be 500 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > never be so gullible; I wood never get crossed like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Unlike the Crusaders who were said to be really cross people.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > King Arthur told Guinevere "I'll be gone for five years . I have to
> > > > > > > > > > lock
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > in this Chastity belt " so we he locked her in the Chastity belt and
> > > > > > > > > > rode
> > > > > > > > > > wrote off and after a few minutes he saw sir Lancelot riding up
> > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > hollering King Arthur King Arthur wrong key wrong key
> > > > > > > > > That is not an event he should celibate about.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After that his favorite song became:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Celibate, celibate , dance to the music. “
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The futile chaste for fame.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chastity is its own punishment.
> > > > > And teen age children are the parents punishment.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If a person has chastity they don't Cher themselves.
> > > A wish for a sonny day???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> And if caught by your “friends” what sort of alley-by did you give??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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