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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > > > > could
> > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > > > > hold
> > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you.
> > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure them
> > > > and never find your game.
> > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was game
> > > and when
> > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot her
> > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going to
> > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Apr 2022 09:25 UTC

On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7cd30149-7180-4779-b2c1-4532895162dfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure
> > > > > them
> > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > game
> > > > and when
> > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot her
> > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going
> > > to
> > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> kit.”


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On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > game
> > > > > and when
> > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot her
> > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going
> > > > to
> > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > kit.”
>
> Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for asking
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Apr 2022 15:46 UTC

On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2564340d-5540-420b-8bc3-f72bac48d33cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_dill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > > game
> > > > > > and when
> > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot
> > > > > her
> > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going
> > > > > to
> > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > > kit.”
> >
> > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for asking
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen there
> was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this lady
> who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind of
> bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he said
> "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”


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On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_dill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot
> > > > > > her
> > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > > you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > > > kit.”
> > >
> > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for asking
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen there
> > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this lady
> > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind of
> > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he said
> > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
>
> Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<07896860-d9af-4a57-9938-33dc1a6974c9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot
> > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > > > you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > > > > kit.”
> > > >
> > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > asking
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen there
> > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this lady
> > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind of
> > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he
> > > said
> > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> >
> > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> produce dirty movies will never touch mine.


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On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse..net/blog/comments/phyllis_di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot
> > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > > > > > kit.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > asking
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen there
> > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this lady
> > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind of
> > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he
> > > > said
> > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > >
> > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> You are getting touchy in your old age
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Apr 2022 18:59 UTC

On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f-b964-db4815a7ad71n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I
> > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a
> > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > > asking
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen
> > > > > there
> > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this
> > > > > lady
> > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind
> > > > > of
> > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he
> > > > > said
> > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > >
> > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I lust
> after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting non-touchy in
> my old age.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Apr 2022 19:36 UTC

On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I
> > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a
> > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this
> > > > > > lady
> > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he
> > > > > > said
> > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > >
> > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I lust
> > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting non-touchy in
> > my old age.
> So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Apr 2022 08:29 UTC

On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b-bf99-12624404caedn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phylli
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would
> > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a
> > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this
> > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some
> > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I
> > > lust
> > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting non-touchy
> > > in
> > > my old age.
> > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i am
> perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch what
> you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Apr 2022 21:18 UTC

On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phylli
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would
> > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a
> > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this
> > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some
> > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I
> > > > lust
> > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting non-touchy
> > > > in
> > > > my old age.
> > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i am
> > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch what
> > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6-b365-ed107416f060n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyl
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would
> > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this
> > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some
> > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have
> > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I
> > > > > lust
> > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > in
> > > > > my old age.
> > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i am
> > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch
> > > what
> > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they went in
> there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which later
> caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there


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On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this
> > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some
> > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have
> > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I
> > > > > > lust
> > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i am
> > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch
> > > > what
> > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they went in
> > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which later
> > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Apr 2022 17:28 UTC

On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1-be49-3677925e5aa2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some
> > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have
> > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i am
> > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch
> > > > > what
> > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they went
> > > in
> > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which later
> > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed and
> they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and but
> you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so operation


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On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some
> > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have
> > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i am
> > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch
> > > > > > what
> > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they went
> > > > in
> > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which later
> > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed and
> > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and but
> > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so operation
> I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Apr 2022 17:33 UTC

On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16-a30e-123f5b967d06n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chopping
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > li
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i
> > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch
> > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > went
> > > > > in
> > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which later
> > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed and
> > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and but
> > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > operation
> > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, it had my friend in stitches.


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On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > li
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy i
> > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just watch
> > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > > went
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which later
> > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed and
> > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and but
> > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > operation
> > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> Baste on what evidence???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 06:42 UTC

On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044-898d-d0f0e1d0cb12n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy
> > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed
> > > > > and
> > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and
> > > > > but
> > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > operation
> > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > Baste on what evidence???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving at
> the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent winds
> and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 11:22 UTC

On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “friends”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > operation
> > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving at
> > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent winds
> > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> For them you really need the aspirin.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 14:42 UTC

On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f-83e3-b8c3c6f78483n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “friends”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of
> > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving at
> > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent
> > > winds
> > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is kind
> of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think what it
> is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of the
> window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it had
> something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the original
> joke was and it's making me lose sheep.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 22:08 UTC

On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “friends”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of
> > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving at
> > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent
> > > > winds
> > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is kind
> > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think what it
> > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of the
> > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it had
> > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the original
> > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> It really got your goat.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Apr 2022 08:04 UTC

On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2e781e5f-1ad8-4ea4-8dfa-72c5710bf39an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@google
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of
> > > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they
> > > > > > > > > sewed
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving
> > > > > at
> > > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> > > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> > > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> > > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent
> > > > > winds
> > > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is
> > > kind
> > > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think what
> > > it
> > > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of the
> > > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it had
> > > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the original
> > > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> > It really got your goat.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had a goat chained up here on the ranch and the neighbor came over in the
> middle of the night and cut the chain and got the goat for illicit sexual
> purposes so I guess we can say that he got my goat because well I was kind of
> wanting a go for myself to be honest so by stealing my goat he got my goat .
>
> A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a little boy appears . the salesman
> says "I'd like to speak to your mother " the little boy says "I'm sorry sir
> my mother is out in the backyard having sexual Congress with a goat " the
> traveling salesman is horrified "does that bother you?" and the little boy
> said “Naaaaaaaaa”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 9 Apr 2022 14:45 UTC

On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:04:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2e781e5f-1ad8-4ea4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stream
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baseball
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of
> > > > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they
> > > > > > > > > > sewed
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> > > > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> > > > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> > > > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent
> > > > > > winds
> > > > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > > > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is
> > > > kind
> > > > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think what
> > > > it
> > > > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of the
> > > > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it had
> > > > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the original
> > > > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> > > It really got your goat.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had a goat chained up here on the ranch and the neighbor came over in the
> > middle of the night and cut the chain and got the goat for illicit sexual
> > purposes so I guess we can say that he got my goat because well I was kind of
> > wanting a go for myself to be honest so by stealing my goat he got my goat .
> >
> > A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a little boy appears . the salesman
> > says "I'd like to speak to your mother " the little boy says "I'm sorry sir
> > my mother is out in the backyard having sexual Congress with a goat " the
> > traveling salesman is horrified "does that bother you?" and the little boy
> > said “Naaaaaaaaa”
>
> You are repeating yourself --- not butt’s about it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Apr 2022 21:35 UTC

On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea968b3f-7a82-4bc1-8561-8e2162b6833cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:04:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2e781e5f-1ad8-4ea4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they
> > > > > > > > > > > sewed
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the
> > > > > > > carving
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted
> > > > > > > (Does
> > > > > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent
> > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > > > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > > > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > > > > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think
> > > > > what
> > > > > it
> > > > > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of
> > > > > the
> > > > > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it
> > > > > had
> > > > > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the
> > > > > original
> > > > > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> > > > It really got your goat.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had a goat chained up here on the ranch and the neighbor came over in the
> > > middle of the night and cut the chain and got the goat for illicit sexual
> > > purposes so I guess we can say that he got my goat because well I was kind
> > > of
> > > wanting a go for myself to be honest so by stealing my goat he got my goat
> > > .
> > >
> > > A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a little boy appears . the
> > > salesman
> > > says "I'd like to speak to your mother " the little boy says "I'm sorry sir
> > > my mother is out in the backyard having sexual Congress with a goat " the
> > > traveling salesman is horrified "does that bother you?" and the little boy
> > > said “Naaaaaaaaa”
> >
> > You are repeating yourself --- not butt’s about it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you are correct I'm repeating myself
> so here I go
> Ralph was a haberdasher
> my green daisies smell good.
> man ,a plan a canal : Suez
>
> so see , I'm repeating myself ,I'm repeating ridiculous random sentences and
> there's no word "butt" in them.


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mo On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:35:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ea968b3f-7a82-4bc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:04:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2e781e5f-1ad8-4ea4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7991f7b8-fdd9-436f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:42:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@google
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > month
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > sewed
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > > > > > > > > operation
> > > > > > > > > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > > > > > > > > Baste on what evidence???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the
> > > > > > > > carving
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted
> > > > > > > > (Does
> > > > > > > > disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent
> > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.
> > > > > > > There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
> > > > > > > For them you really need the aspirin.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was a joke I only heard the punchline to it so I was trying to
> > > > > > reconstruct it from the punchline what the joke was but my intellect is
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of weak so I didn't have any success with it , has to do with I think
> > > > > > what
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > is is like a guys riding around in a taxi and he sticks his butt out of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > window when he says my ass burns my ass burns and from that I assume it
> > > > > > had
> > > > > > something to do with aspirins but I just can't derive what was the
> > > > > > original
> > > > > > joke was and it's making me lose sheep.
> > > > > It really got your goat.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had a goat chained up here on the ranch and the neighbor came over in the
> > > > middle of the night and cut the chain and got the goat for illicit sexual
> > > > purposes so I guess we can say that he got my goat because well I was kind
> > > > of
> > > > wanting a go for myself to be honest so by stealing my goat he got my goat
> > > > .
> > > >
> > > > A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a little boy appears . the
> > > > salesman
> > > > says "I'd like to speak to your mother " the little boy says "I'm sorry sir
> > > > my mother is out in the backyard having sexual Congress with a goat " the
> > > > traveling salesman is horrified "does that bother you?" and the little boy
> > > > said “Naaaaaaaaa”
> > >
> > > You are repeating yourself --- not butt’s about it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you are correct I'm repeating myself
> > so here I go
> > Ralph was a haberdasher
> > my green daisies smell good.
> > man ,a plan a canal : Suez
> >
> > so see , I'm repeating myself ,I'm repeating ridiculous random sentences and
> > there's no word "butt" in them.
> So you got your butt out of there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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