On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >
> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >
> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >
> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >
> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >
> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> Obviously.

Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!

GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."

That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...

Ash Wurthing wrote:

> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>> >
>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>> >
>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>> >
>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
>> Obviously.

> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!

> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."

> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...

Try to have your insults make sense.

HTH and HAND.

On Sunday, 5 June 2022 at 17:12:36 UTC-4, ME wrote:
> On Sunday, 5 June 2022 at 17:04:52 UTC-4, ME wrote:
> > On Sunday, 5 June 2022 at 16:35:12 UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 4:14:40 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 12:13:18 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > > On 2022-06-02 10:40 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > > >> Guess Who?
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> > > > > >> At least that's what they say.
> > > > > >> The Village People love my work
> > > > > >> And I'm not even gay.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> The most prolific poet
> > > > > >> The internet has known,
> > > > > >> I've written fifty thousand poems
> > > > > >> In the past week alone.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I sit at my computer
> > > > > >> And dream of South and North,
> > > > > >> And just like vomit from a drunk
> > > > > >> The poems come gushing forth.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> > > > > >> They all come out so fast,
> > > > > >> And some of them are really long
> > > > > >> While some are just half-vast.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I've never learned poetics;
> > > > > >> I know that I don't need 'em
> > > > > >> Because I simply write the poems;
> > > > > >> Let other people read 'em.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> > > > > >> But didn't praise my work
> > > > > >> So I hung up on him. He's just
> > > > > >> A pissbum and a jerk.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I know he's simply jealous,
> > > > > >> Like all those guys, of me.
> > > > > >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> > > > > >> It's a conspiracy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I know I could be published
> > > > > >> And everyone would buy,
> > > > > >> But knowing the conspiracy
> > > > > >> Why would I even try?
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> So I just stay on usenet
> > > > > >> Where true success depends,
> > > > > >> Not on your money, or your fame,
> > > > > >> But on your online friends.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I'm friends with half a dozen
> > > > > >> True poets just like me.
> > > > > >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> > > > > >> With the conspiracy.)
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> They say my poems are perfect,
> > > > > >> And all I have to do
> > > > > >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> > > > > >> Their poems are perfect, too.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> ~~
> > > > > >> GJD
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm glad you found a way to enjoy it. No names are mentioned, so a
> > > > > reader's free to apply it to whomever they think it fits.
> > > > That gives the poem a certain timeless quality...
> > > Like this?
> > >
> > > IN SPITE OF SPITE /for Mr Superiority/
> > >
> > > A mighty Man is merely a Mite
> > > while grappling with what is Right
> > > Yoked by Brilliance clouding his Sight
> > > casting him in such unflattering Light
> > > In Ridicule he basks in reviled Delight
> > > Despite Brilliance he demeans it with Spite
> > > ~~~AshWurthing, (from ASH'S GREATEST POETRY FITS)
> > >
> > > Could you tell where I drew inspiration from? Libertarian? Libertine?
> > Since some of will’s and zod’s emal addresses here may have restrictions on them, I don’t think they can do their usual shit-fest that they would normally subject the group to.
> > Thank you google.

ME wrote:

>
>> > On Sunday, 5 June 2022 at 16:35:12 UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 4:14:40 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 12:13:18 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> > > > > On 2022-06-02 10:40 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
>> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> > > > > >> Guess Who?
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>> > > > > >> At least that's what they say.
>> > > > > >> The Village People love my work
>> > > > > >> And I'm not even gay.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> The most prolific poet
>> > > > > >> The internet has known,
>> > > > > >> I've written fifty thousand poems
>> > > > > >> In the past week alone.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> I sit at my computer
>> > > > > >> And dream of South and North,
>> > > > > >> And just like vomit from a drunk
>> > > > > >> The poems come gushing forth.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>> > > > > >> They all come out so fast,
>> > > > > >> And some of them are really long
>> > > > > >> While some are just half-vast.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> I've never learned poetics;
>> > > > > >> I know that I don't need 'em
>> > > > > >> Because I simply write the poems;
>> > > > > >> Let other people read 'em.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>> > > > > >> But didn't praise my work
>> > > > > >> So I hung up on him. He's just
>> > > > > >> A pissbum and a jerk.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> I know he's simply jealous,
>> > > > > >> Like all those guys, of me.
>> > > > > >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>> > > > > >> It's a conspiracy.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> I know I could be published
>> > > > > >> And everyone would buy,
>> > > > > >> But knowing the conspiracy
>> > > > > >> Why would I even try?
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> So I just stay on usenet
>> > > > > >> Where true success depends,
>> > > > > >> Not on your money, or your fame,
>> > > > > >> But on your online friends.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> I'm friends with half a dozen
>> > > > > >> True poets just like me.
>> > > > > >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>> > > > > >> With the conspiracy.)
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> They say my poems are perfect,
>> > > > > >> And all I have to do
>> > > > > >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>> > > > > >> Their poems are perfect, too.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> ~~
>> > > > > >> GJD
>> > > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I'm glad you found a way to enjoy it. No names are mentioned, so a
>> > > > > reader's free to apply it to whomever they think it fits.
>> > > > That gives the poem a certain timeless quality...
>> > > Like this?
>> > >
>> > > IN SPITE OF SPITE /for Mr Superiority/
>> > >
>> > > A mighty Man is merely a Mite
>> > > while grappling with what is Right
>> > > Yoked by Brilliance clouding his Sight
>> > > casting him in such unflattering Light
>> > > In Ridicule he basks in reviled Delight
>> > > Despite Brilliance he demeans it with Spite
>> > > ~~~AshWurthing, (from ASH'S GREATEST POETRY FITS)
>> > >
>> > > Could you tell where I drew inspiration from? Libertarian? Libertine?
>> > Since some of will’s and zod’s emal addresses here may have restrictions on them, I don’t think they can do their usual shit-fest that they would normally subject the group to.
>> > Thank you google.

When was that supposed to have happened?

On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>
> >
> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>
> snip
>
> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>
> snip
>
> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>
> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.

Get a sense of humor, George.

Stevie Wonder jokes are as common as Helen Keller jokes.

Here are a few from the internet:

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
A: Neither has he!

Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
A: Blind date.

Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
A: Neither has he.

Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music.

Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
A: Rearrange the furniture.

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone.

Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
A: Endless love

Q: What's the fastest thing on land?
A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
A: No one's told him he's black yet.

Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
A: He dropped his pencil!

Q: What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
A: Neither of them will see Christmas!

Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head. The shop owner says "Can I help you?" Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around" At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything. "When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim." Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?" Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach" Stevie replies, "Midnight!"

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday...
He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.

Stevie Wonder Walked into a Bar
Then a chair. Then a table.

A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder
They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:
"But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"
And Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black."

A Valentine’s Day Poem, by Stevie Wonder
Roses are black,
Violets are black,
I can’t see shit,
Fuck.

Whatls Stevie Wonder doing on a boat?
Waiting for a cab.

Can we please stop with all the blind Stevie Wonder jokes?
I just don't see the point.

BREAKING NEWS: Stevie Wonder suffers major laceration in horrible accident
The wound too big for regular stitches, doctors were forced to use very super stitches.

Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician.
He was outta sight!!

Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician.
He was outa sight!!

Stevie Wonder gets a divorce
Stevie Wonder is getting a divorce.
After the divorce finalization, the lawyer says, "girl, you must've done something really terrible for a blind man to never want to see you again."

I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father...
He never sees his kids.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Drake?
Stevie has a legitimate reason why he hasn't seen his children.

Michael Pendragon wrote:

> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
>> Guess Who?
>>
>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>> At least that's what they say.
>> The Village People love my work
>> And I'm not even gay.
>>
>> The most prolific poet
>> The internet has known,
>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>> In the past week alone.
>>
>> I sit at my computer
>> And dream of South and North,
>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>> The poems come gushing forth.
>>
>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>> They all come out so fast,
>> And some of them are really long
>> While some are just half-vast.
>>
>> I've never learned poetics;
>> I know that I don't need 'em
>> Because I simply write the poems;
>> Let other people read 'em.
>>
>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>> But didn't praise my work
>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>> A pissbum and a jerk.
>>
>> I know he's simply jealous,
>> Like all those guys, of me.
>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>> It's a conspiracy.
>>
>> I know I could be published
>> And everyone would buy,
>> But knowing the conspiracy
>> Why would I even try?
>>
>> So I just stay on usenet
>> Where true success depends,
>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>> But on your online friends.
>>
>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>> True poets just like me.
>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>> With the conspiracy.)
>>
>> They say my poems are perfect,
>> And all I have to do
>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>> Their poems are perfect, too.
>>
>> ~~
>> GJD

> The funny thing is that you seem to be describing

You seem to have guessed wrong, Pendragon.

🙂

On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 10:00:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >
> >> Guess Who?
> >>
> >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >> At least that's what they say.
> >> The Village People love my work
> >> And I'm not even gay.
> >>
> >> The most prolific poet
> >> The internet has known,
> >> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >> In the past week alone.
> >>
> >> I sit at my computer
> >> And dream of South and North,
> >> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >> The poems come gushing forth.
> >>
> >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >> They all come out so fast,
> >> And some of them are really long
> >> While some are just half-vast.
> >>
> >> I've never learned poetics;
> >> I know that I don't need 'em
> >> Because I simply write the poems;
> >> Let other people read 'em.
> >>
> >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >> But didn't praise my work
> >> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >> A pissbum and a jerk.
> >>
> >> I know he's simply jealous,
> >> Like all those guys, of me.
> >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >> It's a conspiracy.
> >>
> >> I know I could be published
> >> And everyone would buy,
> >> But knowing the conspiracy
> >> Why would I even try?
> >>
> >> So I just stay on usenet
> >> Where true success depends,
> >> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >> But on your online friends.
> >>
> >> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >> True poets just like me.
> >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >> With the conspiracy.)
> >>
> >> They say my poems are perfect,
> >> And all I have to do
> >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >> Their poems are perfect, too.
> >>
> >> ~~
> >> GJD

WD quotes MP as saying: "The funny thing is that you seem to be describing"
Will Dockery responds (after his blotched post edit misrepresentation):
"You seem to have guessed wrong, Pendragon. "

Ah Will, according to your own post and what you misrepresent as evidence, you're utterly wrong and a doofus to boot! Dunce cap to the ass with extreme prejudice for you!! Pendragon didn't guess anything by what you presented, Oh Usenet veteran! So you are obviously lying and misrepresenting YET AGAIN!!

Stevie Wonder Walked into a Bar
Then a chair. Then a table.

Change that to Ash and that perfectly describes Fridays nites on the town-- and everyone thought I was sore on Saturdays due to wild dates!

Ash Wurthing wrote:

> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 10:00:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>
>> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >
>> >> Guess Who?
>> >>
>> >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>> >> At least that's what they say.
>> >> The Village People love my work
>> >> And I'm not even gay.
>> >>
>> >> The most prolific poet
>> >> The internet has known,
>> >> I've written fifty thousand poems
>> >> In the past week alone.
>> >>
>> >> I sit at my computer
>> >> And dream of South and North,
>> >> And just like vomit from a drunk
>> >> The poems come gushing forth.
>> >>
>> >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>> >> They all come out so fast,
>> >> And some of them are really long
>> >> While some are just half-vast.
>> >>
>> >> I've never learned poetics;
>> >> I know that I don't need 'em
>> >> Because I simply write the poems;
>> >> Let other people read 'em.
>> >>
>> >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>> >> But didn't praise my work
>> >> So I hung up on him. He's just
>> >> A pissbum and a jerk.
>> >>
>> >> I know he's simply jealous,
>> >> Like all those guys, of me.
>> >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>> >> It's a conspiracy.
>> >>
>> >> I know I could be published
>> >> And everyone would buy,
>> >> But knowing the conspiracy
>> >> Why would I even try?
>> >>
>> >> So I just stay on usenet
>> >> Where true success depends,
>> >> Not on your money, or your fame,
>> >> But on your online friends.
>> >>
>> >> I'm friends with half a dozen
>> >> True poets just like me.
>> >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>> >> With the conspiracy.)
>> >>
>> >> They say my poems are perfect,
>> >> And all I have to do
>> >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>> >> Their poems are perfect, too.
>> >>
>> >> ~~
>> >> GJD

> WD quotes MP as saying: "The funny thing is that you seem to be describing"

Yes, that's called deleting and correcting the lies and misrepresentations and setting the record straight.

I know you've probably heard of that by now.

HTH and HAND.

Ash Wurthing wrote:

> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 10:00:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>
>> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >
>> >> Guess Who?
>> >>
>> >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>> >> At least that's what they say.
>> >> The Village People love my work
>> >> And I'm not even gay.
>> >>
>> >> The most prolific poet
>> >> The internet has known,
>> >> I've written fifty thousand poems
>> >> In the past week alone.
>> >>
>> >> I sit at my computer
>> >> And dream of South and North,
>> >> And just like vomit from a drunk
>> >> The poems come gushing forth.
>> >>
>> >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>> >> They all come out so fast,
>> >> And some of them are really long
>> >> While some are just half-vast.
>> >>
>> >> I've never learned poetics;
>> >> I know that I don't need 'em
>> >> Because I simply write the poems;
>> >> Let other people read 'em.
>> >>
>> >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>> >> But didn't praise my work
>> >> So I hung up on him. He's just
>> >> A pissbum and a jerk.
>> >>
>> >> I know he's simply jealous,
>> >> Like all those guys, of me.
>> >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>> >> It's a conspiracy.
>> >>
>> >> I know I could be published
>> >> And everyone would buy,
>> >> But knowing the conspiracy
>> >> Why would I even try?
>> >>
>> >> So I just stay on usenet
>> >> Where true success depends,
>> >> Not on your money, or your fame,
>> >> But on your online friends.
>> >>
>> >> I'm friends with half a dozen
>> >> True poets just like me.
>> >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>> >> With the conspiracy.)
>> >>
>> >> They say my poems are perfect,
>> >> And all I have to do
>> >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>> >> Their poems are perfect, too.
>> >>
>> >> ~~
>> >> GJD

> WD quotes MP as saying: "The funny thing is that you seem to be describing"

Yes, that's called deleting and correcting the lies and misrepresentations and setting the record straight.

I know you've probably heard of that by now.

HTH and HAND.

On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 8:36:45 PM UTC-4, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >>
> > >
> > > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >
> > snip
> >
> > > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >
> > snip
> >
> > That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> >
> > The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> Get a sense of humor, George.
>
> Stevie Wonder jokes are as common as Helen Keller jokes.
>
> Here are a few from the internet:
>
> Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
> A: Neither has he!
>
> Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
> A: Blind date.
>
> Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
> A: Neither has he.
>
> Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
> A: Speed up the music.
>
> Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh!
> A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron
>
> Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
> A: Rearrange the furniture.
>
> Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
> A: Because he can't find the microphone.
>
> Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
> A: Endless love
>
> Q: What's the fastest thing on land?
> A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat
>
> Q: Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
> A: No one's told him he's black yet.
>
> Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
> A: He dropped his pencil!
>
> Q: What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
> A: Neither of them will see Christmas!
>
> Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head. The shop owner says "Can I help you?" Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around" At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything. "When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim." Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?" Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach" Stevie replies, "Midnight!"
>
> Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday...
> He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.
>
> Stevie Wonder Walked into a Bar
> Then a chair. Then a table.
>
> A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder
> They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:
> "But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"
> And Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black."
>
> A Valentine’s Day Poem, by Stevie Wonder
> Roses are black,
> Violets are black,
> I can’t see shit,
> Fuck.
>
> Whatls Stevie Wonder doing on a boat?
> Waiting for a cab.
>
> Can we please stop with all the blind Stevie Wonder jokes?
> I just don't see the point.
>
> BREAKING NEWS: Stevie Wonder suffers major laceration in horrible accident
> The wound too big for regular stitches, doctors were forced to use very super stitches.
>
> Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician.
> He was outta sight!!
>
> Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician.
> He was outa sight!!
>
> Stevie Wonder gets a divorce
> Stevie Wonder is getting a divorce.
> After the divorce finalization, the lawyer says, "girl, you must've done something really terrible for a blind man to never want to see you again."
>
> I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father...
> He never sees his kids.
>
> What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Drake?
> Stevie has a legitimate reason why he hasn't seen his children.

What is funnier than a dead baby?
https://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-conway/2016/08/50-of-the-funniest-dead-baby-jokes-of-all-time/

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 1:22:43 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> Stevie Wonder Walked into a Bar
> Then a chair. Then a table.
> Change that to Ash and that perfectly describes Fridays nites on the town-- and everyone thought I was sore on Saturdays due to wild dates!

I know what you mean. I like most fruit,
but wild dates give me a tummy ache.

On 2022-06-05 4:35 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 4:14:40 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 12:13:18 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> On 2022-06-02 10:40 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>> Guess Who?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>>>>> At least that's what they say.
>>>>> The Village People love my work
>>>>> And I'm not even gay.
>>>>>
>>>>> The most prolific poet
>>>>> The internet has known,
>>>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>>>>> In the past week alone.
>>>>>
>>>>> I sit at my computer
>>>>> And dream of South and North,
>>>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>>>>> The poems come gushing forth.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>>>>> They all come out so fast,
>>>>> And some of them are really long
>>>>> While some are just half-vast.
>>>>>
>>>>> I've never learned poetics;
>>>>> I know that I don't need 'em
>>>>> Because I simply write the poems;
>>>>> Let other people read 'em.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>>>>> But didn't praise my work
>>>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>>>>> A pissbum and a jerk.
>>>>>
>>>>> I know he's simply jealous,
>>>>> Like all those guys, of me.
>>>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>>>>> It's a conspiracy.
>>>>>
>>>>> I know I could be published
>>>>> And everyone would buy,
>>>>> But knowing the conspiracy
>>>>> Why would I even try?
>>>>>
>>>>> So I just stay on usenet
>>>>> Where true success depends,
>>>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>>>>> But on your online friends.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>>>>> True poets just like me.
>>>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>>>>> With the conspiracy.)
>>>>>
>>>>> They say my poems are perfect,
>>>>> And all I have to do
>>>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>>>>> Their poems are perfect, too.
>>>>>
>>>>> ~~
>>>>> GJD
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm glad you found a way to enjoy it. No names are mentioned, so a
>>> reader's free to apply it to whomever they think it fits.
>> That gives the poem a certain timeless quality...
>
> Like this?
>
> IN SPITE OF SPITE /for Mr Superiority/
>
> A mighty Man is merely a Mite
> while grappling with what is Right
> Yoked by Brilliance clouding his Sight
> casting him in such unflattering Light
> In Ridicule he basks in reviled Delight
> Despite Brilliance he demeans it with Spite
> ~~~AshWurthing, (from ASH'S GREATEST POETRY FITS)
>
> Could you tell where I drew inspiration from? Libertarian? Libertine?

Stevie Wonder, again?

On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>>>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>
>>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>
>> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>
> Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!

Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
up yourself?

> Keep trying George!!!

On 2022-06-04 6:50 p.m., ME wrote:
> On Saturday, 4 June 2022 at 18:33:11 UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 6:09:25 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 5:39:39 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>> On 2022-06-04 3:56 p.m., HC wrote:
>>>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:46:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>>>>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:34:59 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have no qualms about calling the police.
>>>>>> I will never mention you ever again, don't call the police on me....!
>>>>>
>>>>> It isn’t just about me. You harass the group with hundreds of pointless posts.
>>>> Is that what you're going to "call the police about"?
>>>>
>>>> You've trashed this thread of mine with tens of pointless posts. Count
>>>> all the threads you've posted in, and you probabl have hundreds, too.
>>>>> Of course most of us ignore most of your posts
>>>> Don't lie; "Most" do not ignore them. "Most" jump in like trolls to
>>>> disrupt the threads, just like you're doing here.
>>>> , but that doesn’t stop you, or
>>>>> diminish the totality of your actions, which in effect trashes the whole group.
>>>> Sorry, but you're doing more trashing here than he is.
>>>>
>>>>> I could be wrong.
>>>>
>>>> You think?
>>> I haven't trashed this thread at all. In fact, I’m the only reason anyone continues to follow this thread.
>>> Your poem hasn’t inspired much commentary, and of course the police have no interest in this group.
>>> My perception that most ignore him may be wrong. I don’t read enough of his posts to know.
>> so glad that you mentioned the police having no interest in the group! was concerned for a moment that you thought they did...
>
> jordi’s uncle, I see that you and dance are now ganging up on Corey.

With the MEatpuppet, the Ashtroll, and the Dink all doing backup flaming
for him, Pastor Quack is hardly being ganged up on.

> Shame on ya’ll

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:22:32 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> >>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >
> >>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >
> >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >
> > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!
> Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
> a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
> up yourself?

Why are you pretending not to have seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?

As previously, "Stevie Wonder" has become the new "Helen Keller" where blind jokes are concerned.

One could argue that this qualifies as a literary device: using a celebrity name to signify a physical or characteristic trait that they're identified with.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:38:01 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-04 6:50 p.m., ME wrote:
> > On Saturday, 4 June 2022 at 18:33:11 UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 6:09:25 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
> >>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 5:39:39 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>> On 2022-06-04 3:56 p.m., HC wrote:
> >>>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:46:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >>>>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:34:59 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I have no qualms about calling the police.
> >>>>>> I will never mention you ever again, don't call the police on me.....!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> It isn’t just about me. You harass the group with hundreds of pointless posts.
> >>>> Is that what you're going to "call the police about"?
> >>>>
> >>>> You've trashed this thread of mine with tens of pointless posts. Count
> >>>> all the threads you've posted in, and you probabl have hundreds, too..
> >>>>> Of course most of us ignore most of your posts
> >>>> Don't lie; "Most" do not ignore them. "Most" jump in like trolls to
> >>>> disrupt the threads, just like you're doing here.
> >>>> , but that doesn’t stop you, or
> >>>>> diminish the totality of your actions, which in effect trashes the whole group.
> >>>> Sorry, but you're doing more trashing here than he is.
> >>>>
> >>>>> I could be wrong.
> >>>>
> >>>> You think?
> >>> I haven't trashed this thread at all. In fact, I’m the only reason anyone continues to follow this thread.
> >>> Your poem hasn’t inspired much commentary, and of course the police have no interest in this group.
> >>> My perception that most ignore him may be wrong. I don’t read enough of his posts to know.
> >> so glad that you mentioned the police having no interest in the group! was concerned for a moment that you thought they did...
> >
> > jordi’s uncle, I see that you and dance are now ganging up on Corey.
>
> With the MEatpuppet, the Ashtroll, and the Dink all doing backup flaming
> for him, Pastor Quack is hardly being ganged up on.

Those of us who dislike cyber bullying, flaming, and various other forms of harassment tend to support those who have been targeted for troll attacks.

This sort of support shows that there are still some here who consider AAPC to be a literary community.

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 6:33:11 PM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 6:09:25 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 5:39:39 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > On 2022-06-04 3:56 p.m., HC wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:46:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > >> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:34:59 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
> > > >>>
> > > >>> I have no qualms about calling the police.
> > > >> I will never mention you ever again, don't call the police on me.....!
> > > >
> > > > It isn’t just about me. You harass the group with hundreds of pointless posts.
> > > Is that what you're going to "call the police about"?
> > >
> > > You've trashed this thread of mine with tens of pointless posts. Count
> > > all the threads you've posted in, and you probabl have hundreds, too.
> > > > Of course most of us ignore most of your posts
> > > Don't lie; "Most" do not ignore them. "Most" jump in like trolls to
> > > disrupt the threads, just like you're doing here.
> > > , but that doesn’t stop you, or
> > > > diminish the totality of your actions, which in effect trashes the whole group.
> > > Sorry, but you're doing more trashing here than he is.
> > >
> > > > I could be wrong.
> > >
> > > You think?
> > I haven't trashed this thread at all. In fact, I’m the only reason anyone continues to follow this thread.
> > Your poem hasn’t inspired much commentary, and of course the police have no interest in this group.
> > My perception that most ignore him may be wrong. I don’t read enough of his posts to know.
> so glad that you mentioned the police having no interest in the group! was concerned for a moment that you thought they did...

Will Dockery's "performances" could be declared public nuisances and Sulzbach has admitted to littering and defecating in public places.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:35:18 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> Ash Wurthing wrote:

>
> > WD quotes MP as saying: "The funny thing is that you seem to be describing"
> Yes, that's called deleting and correcting the lies and misrepresentations and setting the record straight.

That's called being a narcissistic, post-editing, delusional douchebag troll.

>
> I know you've probably heard of that by now.
>
> HTH and HAND.

Will Dockery wrote:

> Ash Wurthing wrote:

>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>>> >
>>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>>> >
>>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>>> >
>>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
>>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
>>> Obviously.

>> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!

>> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."

>> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...

> Try to have your insults make sense.

> HTH and HAND.

Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:47:32 AM UTC-4, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:38:01 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On 2022-06-04 6:50 p.m., ME wrote:
> > > On Saturday, 4 June 2022 at 18:33:11 UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 6:09:25 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
> > >>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 5:39:39 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >>>> On 2022-06-04 3:56 p.m., HC wrote:
> > >>>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:46:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > >>>>>> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:34:59 PM UTC-4, HC wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> I have no qualms about calling the police.
> > >>>>>> I will never mention you ever again, don't call the police on me.....!
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> It isn’t just about me. You harass the group with hundreds of pointless posts.
> > >>>> Is that what you're going to "call the police about"?
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You've trashed this thread of mine with tens of pointless posts. Count
> > >>>> all the threads you've posted in, and you probabl have hundreds, too.
> > >>>>> Of course most of us ignore most of your posts
> > >>>> Don't lie; "Most" do not ignore them. "Most" jump in like trolls to
> > >>>> disrupt the threads, just like you're doing here.
> > >>>> , but that doesn’t stop you, or
> > >>>>> diminish the totality of your actions, which in effect trashes the whole group.
> > >>>> Sorry, but you're doing more trashing here than he is.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> I could be wrong.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You think?
> > >>> I haven't trashed this thread at all. In fact, I’m the only reason anyone continues to follow this thread.
> > >>> Your poem hasn’t inspired much commentary, and of course the police have no interest in this group.
> > >>> My perception that most ignore him may be wrong. I don’t read enough of his posts to know.
> > >> so glad that you mentioned the police having no interest in the group! was concerned for a moment that you thought they did...
> > >
> > > jordi’s uncle, I see that you and dance are now ganging up on Corey.
> >
> > With the MEatpuppet, the Ashtroll, and the Dink all doing backup flaming
> > for him, Pastor Quack is hardly being ganged up on.
> Those of us who dislike cyber bullying, flaming, and various other forms of harassment tend to support those who have been targeted for troll attacks.
>
> This sort of support shows that there are still some here who consider AAPC to be a literary community.

Thank you. There is a significant difference between flaming, name calling, and the like,
and criminal harassment, cyberstalking and menacing, all of which have legal definitions.
I’m not a legal expert, but do give credible testimony, and am considered an expert witness.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >
> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >>> >
> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >>> >
> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it..
> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >>> >
> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> >>> Obviously.
>
> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
>
> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
>
> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
>
> > Try to have your insults make sense.
>
> > HTH and HAND.
> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....

b. Text of Statute(s)

Ga. Code Ann. § 16-11-39.1 - Harassing communications

(a) A person commits the offense of harassing communications if such person:

1) Contacts another person repeatedly via telecommunication, e-mail, text messaging, or any other form of electronic communication for the purpose of harassing, molesting, threatening, or intimidating such person or the family of such person;

2) Threatens bodily harm via telecommunication, e-mail, text messaging, or any other form of electronic communication;

3) Telephones another person and intentionally fails to hang up or disengage the connection; or

4) Knowingly permits any device used for telecommunication, e-mail, text messaging, or any other form of electronic communication under such person's control to be used for any purpose prohibited by this subsection.

(b) Any person who commits the offense of harassing communications shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

(c) The offense of harassing communications shall be considered to have been committed in the county where:

1) The defendant was located when he or she placed the telephone call or transmitted, sent, or posted an electronic communication; or

2) The telephone call or electronic communication was received.

(d) Any violation of this Code section shall constitute a separate offense and shall not merge with any other crimes set forth in this title.

(e) This Code section shall not apply to constitutionally protected speech.

On 2022-06-06 11:43 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:22:32 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>>>>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>>>
>>>>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>>>
>>>> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>>>> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>>>> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>>>
>>> Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!
>> Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
>> a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
>> up yourself?
>
> Why are you pretending not to have seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?

No one's pretending not to have seen your jokes.

> As previously, "Stevie Wonder" has become the new "Helen Keller" where blind jokes are concerned.
>
> One could argue that this qualifies as a literary device: using a celebrity name to signify a physical or characteristic trait that they're identified with.

So you're taking responsibility for his thinking it was a "literary
device." Good to know.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:01:58 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-06 11:43 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:22:32 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>>>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> >>>>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> >>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >>>
> >>>>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >>>
> >>>> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> >>>> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> >>>> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >>>
> >>> Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!
> >> Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
> >> a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
> >> up yourself?
> >
> > Why are you pretending not to have seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?
> No one's pretending not to have seen your jokes.
> > As previously, "Stevie Wonder" has become the new "Helen Keller" where blind jokes are concerned.
> >
> > One could argue that this qualifies as a literary device: using a celebrity name to signify a physical or characteristic trait that they're identified with.
> So you're taking responsibility for his thinking it was a "literary
> device." Good to know.

Where do you get this stuff?

NOTE: You invariably rephrase our statements in the form of a question -- as if you were attempting to lead us into saying something which we were not.

IOW: Could you be any more transparent?

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:01:58 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-06 11:43 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:22:32 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>>>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> >>>>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> >>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >>>
> >>>>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >>>
> >>>> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> >>>> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> >>>> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >>>
> >>> Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!
> >> Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
> >> a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
> >> up yourself?
> >
> > Why are you pretending not to have seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?
> No one's pretending
not to have seen your jokes.
> > As previously, "Stevie Wonder" has become the new "Helen Keller" where blind jokes are concerned.
> >
> > One could argue that this qualifies as a literary device: using a celebrity name to signify a physical or characteristic trait that they're identified with.
> So you're taking responsibility for his thinking it was a "literary
> device." Good to know.

Hilarious.

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