On 2022-06-06 3:07 p.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:01:58 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-06-06 11:43 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:22:32 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>> On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>>> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>>>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>>>>>>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>>>>>
>>>>>>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>>>>>
>>>>>> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>>>>>> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>>>>>> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!
>>>> Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
>>>> a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
>>>> up yourself?
>>>
>>> Why are you pretending not to have seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?
>> No one's pretending not to have seen your jokes.
>>> As previously, "Stevie Wonder" has become the new "Helen Keller" where blind jokes are concerned.
>>>
>>> One could argue that this qualifies as a literary device: using a celebrity name to signify a physical or characteristic trait that they're identified with.
>> So you're taking responsibility for his thinking it was a "literary
>> device." Good to know.
>
> Where do you get this stuff?
>
> NOTE: You invariably rephrase our statements in the form of a question

You mean like questions like this: "Why are you pretending not to have
seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?"?

> -- as if you were attempting to lead us into saying something which we were not.
>
> IOW: Could you be any more transparent?
>

You're confused. I didn't ask you any questions. But thanks for the sig
line -- I know just where to use it.

George J. Dance wrote:
> On 2022-06-06 11:43 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
>> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:22:32 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> On 2022-06-05 5:29 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>>>>>>>> Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>>>>>>> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>>>>>>> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices!
>>>>> Where did you get the idea that making fun of people for being blind was
>>>>> a "literary device"? Did Professor NG tell you that, or did you make it
>>>>> up yourself?
>>>>
>>>> Why are you pretending not to have seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?
>>> No one's pretending not to have seen your jokes.
>>>> As previously, "Stevie Wonder" has become the new "Helen Keller" where blind jokes are concerned.
>>>>
>>>> One could argue that this qualifies as a literary device: using a celebrity name to signify a physical or characteristic trait that they're identified with.
>>> So you're taking responsibility for his thinking it was a "literary
>>> device." Good to know.
>>
>> Where do you get this stuff?
>>
>> NOTE: You invariably rephrase our statements in the form of a question

> You mean like questions like this: "Why are you pretending not to have
> seen the list of Stevie Wonder jokes I had posted above?"?

>> -- as if you were attempting to lead us into saying something which we were not.
>>
>> IOW: Could you be any more transparent?
>>

> You're confused. I didn't ask you any questions. But thanks for the sig
> line -- I know just where to use it.

As if trashy Stevie Wonder jokes were worth mentioning in the first place.

George J. Dance wrote:
>
> Guess Who?

> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> At least that's what they say.
> The Village People love my work
> And I'm not even gay.

> The most prolific poet
> The internet has known,
> I've written fifty thousand poems
> In the past week alone.

> I sit at my computer
> And dream of South and North,
> And just like vomit from a drunk
> The poems come gushing forth.

> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> They all come out so fast,
> And some of them are really long
> While some are just half-vast.

> I've never learned poetics;
> I know that I don't need 'em
> Because I simply write the poems;
> Let other people read 'em.

> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> But didn't praise my work
> So I hung up on him. He's just
> A pissbum and a jerk.

> I know he's simply jealous,
> Like all those guys, of me.
> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> It's a conspiracy.

> I know I could be published
> And everyone would buy,
> But knowing the conspiracy
> Why would I even try?

> So I just stay on usenet
> Where true success depends,
> Not on your money, or your fame,
> But on your online friends.

> I'm friends with half a dozen
> True poets just like me.
> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> With the conspiracy.)

> They say my poems are perfect,
> And all I have to do
> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> Their poems are perfect, too.

> ~~
> GJD

Second read, quite excellent poetry....

On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
> George J. Dance wrote:
>>
>> Guess Who?
>
>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>>    At least that's what they say.
>> The Village People love my work
>>    And I'm not even gay.
>
>> The most prolific poet
>>     The internet has known,
>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>>     In the past week alone.
>
>> I sit at my computer
>>     And dream of South and North,
>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>>     The poems come gushing forth.
>
>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>>     They all come out so fast,
>> And some of them are really long
>>     While some are just half-vast.
>
>> I've never learned poetics;
>>     I know that I don't need 'em
>> Because I simply write the poems;
>>     Let other people read 'em.
>
>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>>     But didn't praise my work
>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>>     A pissbum and a jerk.
>
>> I know he's simply jealous,
>>     Like all those guys, of me.
>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>>     It's a conspiracy.
>
>> I know I could be published
>>     And everyone would buy,
>> But knowing the conspiracy
>>     Why would I even try?
>
>> So I just stay on usenet
>>     Where true success depends,
>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>>     But on your online friends.
>
>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>>     True poets just like me.
>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>>     With the conspiracy.)
>
>> They say my poems are perfect,
>>     And all I have to do
>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>>     Their poems are perfect, too.
>
>> ~~
>> GJD
>
> Second read, quite excellent poetry....

Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.

Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
it works there, too.

It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.

George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>
>>> Guess Who?
>>
>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>>>    At least that's what they say.
>>> The Village People love my work
>>>    And I'm not even gay.
>>
>>> The most prolific poet
>>>     The internet has known,
>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>>>     In the past week alone.
>>
>>> I sit at my computer
>>>     And dream of South and North,
>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>>>     The poems come gushing forth.
>>
>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>>>     They all come out so fast,
>>> And some of them are really long
>>>     While some are just half-vast.
>>
>>> I've never learned poetics;
>>>     I know that I don't need 'em
>>> Because I simply write the poems;
>>>     Let other people read 'em.
>>
>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>>>     But didn't praise my work
>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>>>     A pissbum and a jerk.
>>
>>> I know he's simply jealous,
>>>     Like all those guys, of me.
>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>>>     It's a conspiracy.
>>
>>> I know I could be published
>>>     And everyone would buy,
>>> But knowing the conspiracy
>>>     Why would I even try?
>>
>>> So I just stay on usenet
>>>     Where true success depends,
>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>>>     But on your online friends.
>>
>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>>>     True poets just like me.
>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>>>     With the conspiracy.)
>>
>>> They say my poems are perfect,
>>>     And all I have to do
>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>>>     Their poems are perfect, too.
>>
>>> ~~
>>> GJD
>>
>> Second read, quite excellent poetry....

> Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.

> Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
> satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> it works there, too.

> It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.

It would go well on a lampoon blog.

By the way, the poem definitely isn't about me.

For example, I was never friends with the guy from the Village People.

🙂

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 7:40:13 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> George J. Dance wrote:
>
> > On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
> >> George J. Dance wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Guess Who?
> >>
> >>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >>> At least that's what they say.
> >>> The Village People love my work
> >>> And I'm not even gay.
> >>
> >>> The most prolific poet
> >>> The internet has known,
> >>> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >>> In the past week alone.
> >>
> >>> I sit at my computer
> >>> And dream of South and North,
> >>> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >>> The poems come gushing forth.
> >>
> >>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >>> They all come out so fast,
> >>> And some of them are really long
> >>> While some are just half-vast.
> >>
> >>> I've never learned poetics;
> >>> I know that I don't need 'em
> >>> Because I simply write the poems;
> >>> Let other people read 'em.
> >>
> >>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >>> But didn't praise my work
> >>> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >>> A pissbum and a jerk.
> >>
> >>> I know he's simply jealous,
> >>> Like all those guys, of me.
> >>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >>> It's a conspiracy.
> >>
> >>> I know I could be published
> >>> And everyone would buy,
> >>> But knowing the conspiracy
> >>> Why would I even try?
> >>
> >>> So I just stay on usenet
> >>> Where true success depends,
> >>> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >>> But on your online friends.
> >>
> >>> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >>> True poets just like me.
> >>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >>> With the conspiracy.)
> >>
> >>> They say my poems are perfect,
> >>> And all I have to do
> >>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >>> Their poems are perfect, too.
> >>
> >>> ~~
> >>> GJD
> >>
> >> Second read, quite excellent poetry....
>
>
>
> > Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.
>
> > Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> > good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
> > satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> > it works there, too.
>
> > It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> > satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> > in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.
> It would go well on a lampoon blog.

As would this:

THE SHITVILLE SHIT THROWING HOEDOWN
(from ASHES GREATEST POETRY FITS)

Would you just look at all of that...
Look at that snitch over there, eating crackers like he owns the place-- spamming it like he's some kinda poet and pawns it.
And there's his suck puppet spamming it like he owns the place, but he hasn't a cracker, or a dime to even afford it.
And over there, we have an embarrassing Rus, essaying like he's some kinda boss authority and can prove it, but he cannot even own English!
And their Machiavellian armchair stuffed attack troll cankook, opining like some kinda Tucker Carlson-- eating crackers, huffing the bleach like he knows the truth of it!
Here is where we come to bring what we hold in pride, in an attempt to attract or impose respect for, but only to drag through the muck...

> By the way, the poem definitely isn't about me.
> For example, I was never friends with the guy from the Village People.
>
> 🙂

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 7:12:10 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
> > George J. Dance wrote:
> >>
> >> Guess Who?
> >
> >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >> At least that's what they say.
> >> The Village People love my work
> >> And I'm not even gay.
> >
> >> The most prolific poet
> >> The internet has known,
> >> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >> In the past week alone.
> >
> >> I sit at my computer
> >> And dream of South and North,
> >> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >> The poems come gushing forth.
> >
> >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >> They all come out so fast,
> >> And some of them are really long
> >> While some are just half-vast.
> >
> >> I've never learned poetics;
> >> I know that I don't need 'em
> >> Because I simply write the poems;
> >> Let other people read 'em.
> >
> >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >> But didn't praise my work
> >> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >> A pissbum and a jerk.
> >
> >> I know he's simply jealous,
> >> Like all those guys, of me.
> >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >> It's a conspiracy.
> >
> >> I know I could be published
> >> And everyone would buy,
> >> But knowing the conspiracy
> >> Why would I even try?
> >
> >> So I just stay on usenet
> >> Where true success depends,
> >> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >> But on your online friends.
> >
> >> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >> True poets just like me.
> >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >> With the conspiracy.)
> >
> >> They say my poems are perfect,
> >> And all I have to do
> >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >> Their poems are perfect, too.
> >
> >> ~~
> >> GJD
> >
> > Second read, quite excellent poetry....
> Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.
>
> Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
> satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> it works there, too.
>
> It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.

So your "poetry book" is satire of other poets? Seeing your satire work here and how nasty you have become, I'm sure your satire is "Dogshitflinging" with gratuitous use of "jism"!

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >
> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >>> >
> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >>> >
> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >>> >
> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> >>> Obviously.
>
> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
>
> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
>
> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
>
> > Try to have your insults make sense.
>
> > HTH and HAND.
> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....

Perhaps you should ask everyone-- who's work do they read? Yours or mine? It would be interesting to see if you are actually one of the few "real poets" you brag about...

Ash Wurthing wrote:

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>
>> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> >>> >
>> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >
>> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
>> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
>> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
>> >>> >
>> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
>> >>> >
>> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
>> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
>> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
>> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
>> >>> Obviously.
>>
>> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
>>
>> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
>>
>> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
>>
>> > Try to have your insults make sense.
>>
>> > HTH and HAND.
>> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....

> Perhaps you should ask everyone

You mean your fellow trolls?

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:15:07 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-05 4:35 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 4:14:40 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 12:13:18 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>> On 2022-06-02 10:40 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> >>>> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>>> Guess Who?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >>>>> At least that's what they say.
> >>>>> The Village People love my work
> >>>>> And I'm not even gay.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The most prolific poet
> >>>>> The internet has known,
> >>>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >>>>> In the past week alone.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I sit at my computer
> >>>>> And dream of South and North,
> >>>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >>>>> The poems come gushing forth.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >>>>> They all come out so fast,
> >>>>> And some of them are really long
> >>>>> While some are just half-vast.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I've never learned poetics;
> >>>>> I know that I don't need 'em
> >>>>> Because I simply write the poems;
> >>>>> Let other people read 'em.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >>>>> But didn't praise my work
> >>>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >>>>> A pissbum and a jerk.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I know he's simply jealous,
> >>>>> Like all those guys, of me.
> >>>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >>>>> It's a conspiracy.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I know I could be published
> >>>>> And everyone would buy,
> >>>>> But knowing the conspiracy
> >>>>> Why would I even try?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> So I just stay on usenet
> >>>>> Where true success depends,
> >>>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >>>>> But on your online friends.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >>>>> True poets just like me.
> >>>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >>>>> With the conspiracy.)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> They say my poems are perfect,
> >>>>> And all I have to do
> >>>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >>>>> Their poems are perfect, too.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> ~~
> >>>>> GJD
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> I'm glad you found a way to enjoy it. No names are mentioned, so a
> >>> reader's free to apply it to whomever they think it fits.
> >> That gives the poem a certain timeless quality...
> >
> > Like this?
> >
> > IN SPITE OF SPITE /for Mr Superiority/
> >
> > A mighty Man is merely a Mite
> > while grappling with what is Right
> > Yoked by Brilliance clouding his Sight
> > casting him in such unflattering Light
> > In Ridicule he basks in reviled Delight
> > Despite Brilliance he demeans it with Spite
> > ~~~AshWurthing, (from ASH'S GREATEST POETRY FITS)
> >
> > Could you tell where I drew inspiration from? Libertarian? Libertine?
> Stevie Wonder, again?

Well George, you ain't an Einstein! You are a bat and an ox and a mule for you're blind as a bat, dumb as an ox and stubborn as a mule, not to see, recognize or accept the clues given. None of the had anything to do with Stevie Wonder being the inspiration for "In Spite of Spite." It was YOU, with help from the "Libertine" himself!

OMG! All the LoLz- so many to choose from for the LoLz of teh day! But Dance cinched the nomination, he took the cake and smashingly face planted in it!!

No, not Stevie Wonder again- I said put my name in that joke.

Today Ash walked into a table, and a chair, hit his head on the door jamb and he hasn't even gotten out of the house yet to walk into the bar!!!

Or did you just decree that I have no freedom of speech because of my disability? Is a clumsy person also not allowed to joke about being clumsy? Oh wait, you refuse to even allow me my disabilty while you unquestioningly accept and excuse Rachel for hers (which she never presented proof of either).

Should I be ashamed of using:
(blind) = Stevie Wonder
(beautiful) = Marilyn Monroe
(smart) = Einstein = "Dance ain't no Einstein"
(honest) Abe = "Dance ain't no Abe Lincoln either!"
"barking up the wrong tree" (which is you to a T)
"blind as a bat"
"blind as a mole"
"crazy like a fox"
"dumb as an ox"
"stubborn as a mule"
"memory of a goldfish"
"turn a blind eye"?
Admiral Horatio Nelson had a blind eye. Once he was sent a signal to stop his attack. But he looked at the signal with a telescope held to his blind eye and said he didn't see it and continued with his attack and won.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:40:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >> Will Dockery wrote:
> >>
> >> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>
> >> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >>> > >> >
> >> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> >> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> >> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> >> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> >> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> >> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> >> >>> Obviously.
> >>
> >> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
> >>
> >> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
> >>
> >> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
> >>
> >> > Try to have your insults make sense.
> >>
> >> > HTH and HAND.
> >> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....
>
> > Perhaps you should ask everyone
> You mean your fellow trolls?

Hush troll. I don't care about your obsessions and you fantasies. I have better things to do like talk about real stuff and firebrand rebellion of free verse poetry...

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:47:48 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:15:07 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On 2022-06-05 4:35 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 4:14:40 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > >> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 12:13:18 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >>> On 2022-06-02 10:40 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > >>>> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >>>>> Guess Who?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> > >>>>> At least that's what they say.
> > >>>>> The Village People love my work
> > >>>>> And I'm not even gay.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> The most prolific poet
> > >>>>> The internet has known,
> > >>>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
> > >>>>> In the past week alone.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I sit at my computer
> > >>>>> And dream of South and North,
> > >>>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
> > >>>>> The poems come gushing forth.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> > >>>>> They all come out so fast,
> > >>>>> And some of them are really long
> > >>>>> While some are just half-vast.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I've never learned poetics;
> > >>>>> I know that I don't need 'em
> > >>>>> Because I simply write the poems;
> > >>>>> Let other people read 'em.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> > >>>>> But didn't praise my work
> > >>>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
> > >>>>> A pissbum and a jerk.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I know he's simply jealous,
> > >>>>> Like all those guys, of me.
> > >>>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> > >>>>> It's a conspiracy.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I know I could be published
> > >>>>> And everyone would buy,
> > >>>>> But knowing the conspiracy
> > >>>>> Why would I even try?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> So I just stay on usenet
> > >>>>> Where true success depends,
> > >>>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
> > >>>>> But on your online friends.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
> > >>>>> True poets just like me.
> > >>>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> > >>>>> With the conspiracy.)
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> They say my poems are perfect,
> > >>>>> And all I have to do
> > >>>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> > >>>>> Their poems are perfect, too.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> ~~
> > >>>>> GJD
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>> I'm glad you found a way to enjoy it. No names are mentioned, so a
> > >>> reader's free to apply it to whomever they think it fits.
> > >> That gives the poem a certain timeless quality...
> > >
> > > Like this?
> > >
> > > IN SPITE OF SPITE /for Mr Superiority/
> > >
> > > A mighty Man is merely a Mite
> > > while grappling with what is Right
> > > Yoked by Brilliance clouding his Sight
> > > casting him in such unflattering Light
> > > In Ridicule he basks in reviled Delight
> > > Despite Brilliance he demeans it with Spite
> > > ~~~AshWurthing, (from ASH'S GREATEST POETRY FITS)
> > >
> > > Could you tell where I drew inspiration from? Libertarian? Libertine?
> > Stevie Wonder, again?
> Well George, you ain't an Einstein!

Look who's talking.

🙂

You are a bat and an ox and a mule for you're blind as a bat, dumb as an ox and stubborn as a mule, not to see, recognize or accept the clues given. None of the had anything to do with Stevie Wonder being the inspiration for "In Spite of Spite." It was YOU, with help from the "Libertine" himself!
>
> OMG! All the LoLz- so many to choose from for the LoLz of teh day! But Dance cinched the nomination, he took the cake and smashingly face planted in it!!
>
> No, not Stevie Wonder again- I said put my name in that joke.
>
> Today Ash walked into a table, and a chair, hit his head on the door jamb and he hasn't even gotten out of the house yet to walk into the bar!!!
>
> Or did you just decree that I have no freedom of speech because of my disability? Is a clumsy person also not allowed to joke about being clumsy? Oh wait, you refuse to even allow me my disabilty while you unquestioningly accept and excuse Rachel for hers (which she never presented proof of either).
>
> Should I be ashamed of using:
> (blind) = Stevie Wonder
> (beautiful) = Marilyn Monroe
> (smart) = Einstein = "Dance ain't no Einstein"
> (honest) Abe = "Dance ain't no Abe Lincoln either!"
> "barking up the wrong tree" (which is you to a T)
> "blind as a bat"
> "blind as a mole"
> "crazy like a fox"
> "dumb as an ox"
> "stubborn as a mule"
> "memory of a goldfish"
> "turn a blind eye"?
> Admiral Horatio Nelson had a blind eye. Once he was sent a signal to stop his attack. But he looked at the signal with a telescope held to his blind eye and said he didn't see it and continued with his attack and won.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:55:24 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:47:48 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:15:07 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > On 2022-06-05 4:35 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 4:14:40 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > >> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 12:13:18 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >>> On 2022-06-02 10:40 a.m., Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > >>>> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:34 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >>>>> Guess Who?
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> > > >>>>> At least that's what they say.
> > > >>>>> The Village People love my work
> > > >>>>> And I'm not even gay.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> The most prolific poet
> > > >>>>> The internet has known,
> > > >>>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
> > > >>>>> In the past week alone.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I sit at my computer
> > > >>>>> And dream of South and North,
> > > >>>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
> > > >>>>> The poems come gushing forth.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> > > >>>>> They all come out so fast,
> > > >>>>> And some of them are really long
> > > >>>>> While some are just half-vast.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I've never learned poetics;
> > > >>>>> I know that I don't need 'em
> > > >>>>> Because I simply write the poems;
> > > >>>>> Let other people read 'em.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> > > >>>>> But didn't praise my work
> > > >>>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
> > > >>>>> A pissbum and a jerk.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I know he's simply jealous,
> > > >>>>> Like all those guys, of me.
> > > >>>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> > > >>>>> It's a conspiracy.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I know I could be published
> > > >>>>> And everyone would buy,
> > > >>>>> But knowing the conspiracy
> > > >>>>> Why would I even try?
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> So I just stay on usenet
> > > >>>>> Where true success depends,
> > > >>>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
> > > >>>>> But on your online friends.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
> > > >>>>> True poets just like me.
> > > >>>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> > > >>>>> With the conspiracy.)
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> They say my poems are perfect,
> > > >>>>> And all I have to do
> > > >>>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> > > >>>>> Their poems are perfect, too.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> ~~
> > > >>>>> GJD
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> I'm glad you found a way to enjoy it. No names are mentioned, so a
> > > >>> reader's free to apply it to whomever they think it fits.
> > > >> That gives the poem a certain timeless quality...
> > > >
> > > > Like this?
> > > >
> > > > IN SPITE OF SPITE /for Mr Superiority/
> > > >
> > > > A mighty Man is merely a Mite
> > > > while grappling with what is Right
> > > > Yoked by Brilliance clouding his Sight
> > > > casting him in such unflattering Light
> > > > In Ridicule he basks in reviled Delight
> > > > Despite Brilliance he demeans it with Spite
> > > > ~~~AshWurthing, (from ASH'S GREATEST POETRY FITS)
> > > >
> > > > Could you tell where I drew inspiration from? Libertarian? Libertine?
> > > Stevie Wonder, again?
> > Well George, you ain't an Einstein!
> Look who's talking.
>
> 🙂
> You are a bat and an ox and a mule for you're blind as a bat, dumb as an ox and stubborn as a mule, not to see, recognize or accept the clues given. None of the had anything to do with Stevie Wonder being the inspiration for "In Spite of Spite." It was YOU, with help from the "Libertine" himself!
> >
> > OMG! All the LoLz- so many to choose from for the LoLz of teh day! But Dance cinched the nomination, he took the cake and smashingly face planted in it!!
> >
> > No, not Stevie Wonder again- I said put my name in that joke.
> >
> > Today Ash walked into a table, and a chair, hit his head on the door jamb and he hasn't even gotten out of the house yet to walk into the bar!!!
> >
> > Or did you just decree that I have no freedom of speech because of my disability? Is a clumsy person also not allowed to joke about being clumsy? Oh wait, you refuse to even allow me my disabilty while you unquestioningly accept and excuse Rachel for hers (which she never presented proof of either).
> >
> > Should I be ashamed of using:
> > (blind) = Stevie Wonder
> > (beautiful) = Marilyn Monroe
> > (smart) = Einstein = "Dance ain't no Einstein"
> > (honest) Abe = "Dance ain't no Abe Lincoln either!"
> > "barking up the wrong tree" (which is you to a T)
> > "blind as a bat"
> > "blind as a mole"
> > "crazy like a fox"
> > "dumb as an ox"
> > "stubborn as a mule"
> > "memory of a goldfish"
> > "turn a blind eye"?
> > Admiral Horatio Nelson had a blind eye. Once he was sent a signal to stop his attack. But he looked at the signal with a telescope held to his blind eye and said he didn't see it and continued with his attack and won.

Alrighty then, looks like my cue...

Ash: Oh come on for sake, do I have to do all the work?
Ash (for Dockery, to /Myself\): And look at the fool talking!
/Myself\ (to Ash): Touche! Why yes, I am the grandest of Usenet fools, trying to talk sense to you!
Ash (to /Myself\): I think this may be better than arguing with sWilly, I could have an epic argument with you, /Myself\, who's pretty witty and sharp as a stiletto and also with \I/... well he's actually no use, so morose and beside himself with all the woes of the world. But oh well...
/Myself\ (to Ash): That's just your upper lip you smell!
Ash (to /Myself\): I couldn't tell, I'm so covered in flung Danceshit- so who knows!
*(and so it goes on, much more fulfilling that trying to speak to a potato)

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:53:21 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:40:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > >> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >> >>> >
> > >> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo..ca wrote:
> > >> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> >>> > >> >>
> > >> >>> > >> >
> > >> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > >> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > >> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> > >> >>> >
> > >> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> > >> >>> >
> > >> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> > >> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > >> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> > >> >>> >
> > >> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> > >> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> > >> >>> Obviously.
> > >>
> > >> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
> > >>
> > >> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
> > >>
> > >> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
> > >>
> > >> > Try to have your insults make sense.
> > >>
> > >> > HTH and HAND.
> > >> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....
> >
> > > Perhaps you should ask everyone
> > You mean your fellow trolls?
> Hush troll

You're going to ask your troll friends to quiet down?

Good luck with that.

🙂

I don't care about your obsessions and you fantasies. I have better things to do like talk about real stuff and firebrand rebellion of free verse poetrto quiey..

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:10:17 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:53:21 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:40:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > >> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > >> >>> >
> > > >> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > >> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> >>> > >> >>
> > > >> >>> > >> >
> > > >> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > > >> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > > >> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> > > >> >>> >
> > > >> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> > > >> >>> >
> > > >> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> > > >> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > > >> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> > > >> >>> >
> > > >> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> > > >> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> > > >> >>> Obviously.
> > > >>
> > > >> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
> > > >>
> > > >> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
> > > >>
> > > >> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
> > > >>
> > > >> > Try to have your insults make sense.
> > > >>
> > > >> > HTH and HAND.
> > > >> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....
> > >
> > > > Perhaps you should ask everyone
> > > You mean your fellow trolls?
> > Hush troll
> You're going to ask your troll friends to quiet down?
>
> Good luck with that.
>
> 🙂
>
> I don't care about your obsessions and you fantasies. I have better things to do like talk about real stuff and firebrand rebellion of free verse poetrto quiey..

KK that quote scrambling wasn't mine. You had me double checking to see if I scrambled my post-- which is always a real possibility if I'm not careful and double check everything I type...

Not a chance Willy! These trolls-- are they the ones you accuse of being on my side/on the side of?

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:37:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:10:17 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:53:21 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:40:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > >> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >> >>> >
> > > > >> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > >> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > >> >>> > >> >>
> > > > >> >>> > >> >
> > > > >> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > > > >> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > > > >> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> > > > >> >>> >
> > > > >> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> > > > >> >>> >
> > > > >> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> > > > >> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > > > >> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> > > > >> >>> >
> > > > >> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> > > > >> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> > > > >> >>> Obviously.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > Try to have your insults make sense.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > HTH and HAND.
> > > > >> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....
> > > >
> > > > > Perhaps you should ask everyone
> > > > You mean your fellow trolls?
> > > Hush troll
> > You're going to ask your troll friends to quiet down?
> >
> > Good luck with that.
>
> KK that quote scrambling wasn't mine.

I'm getting used to a new mobile gizmo, my bad.

🙂

You had uble checking to see if I scrambled my post--

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:07:29 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:37:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:10:17 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:53:21 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:40:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > >> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > >> >>> > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>> > >> >
> > > > > >> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > > > > >> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > > > > >> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > >> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > >> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> > > > > >> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > > > > >> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > >> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> > > > > >> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> > > > > >> >>> Obviously.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > Try to have your insults make sense.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > HTH and HAND.
> > > > > >> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....
> > > > >
> > > > > > Perhaps you should ask everyone
> > > > > You mean your fellow trolls?
> > > > Hush troll
> > > You're going to ask your troll friends to quiet down?
> > >
> > > Good luck with that.
> >
> > KK that quote scrambling wasn't mine.
> I'm getting used to a new mobile gizmo, my bad.

No problem, now I'll know not to take it as something to target-- I often give you passes on simple things because they're not the issue I have with you.

>
> You had uble checking to see if I scrambled my post--

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:11:17 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 11:07:29 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:37:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:10:17 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:53:21 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 8:40:16 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 2:30:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> >> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 6:33:55 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:35:17 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > > >> >>> > > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 5:05:32 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> On 2022-06-05 1:59 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> > On Sunday, June 5, 2022 at 11:05:28 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> >>
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> >
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> > Anon dedicates this to the 'uncool' bosses of this dump
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> > Steel Panther "Burden of Being Wonderful"
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lxJhh85R0c
> > > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> > But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see
> > > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it.
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> The fact it was posted from someone who claims to be blind himself,
> > > > > > >> >>> > >> makes me suspect you're bullshitting about that, too.
> > > > > > >> >>> >
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Lol!! What are you so desperately trying to shame me with? For a supposed poetry authority, you don't know literary devices! Keep trying George!!!
> > > > > > >> >>> > Hello Ash G.D. was being ironic... look that one up....
> > > > > > >> >>> Obviously.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> >> Obviously, you're one of Dance dupe troop's Stevie Wonders and Dance imagines himself the one-eyed king!
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> >> GD: "That's disgusting, and so are both you and "Anon" for posting it."
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> >> That is without a doubt a shaming attempt and you know it very well with all you hoomophob shaming attempts. If it was irony it would have been worded so to make it ironic...
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> > Try to have your insults make sense.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> > HTH and HAND.
> > > > > > >> Ash seems to think his gibberish will impress someone here....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Perhaps you should ask everyone
> > > > > > You mean your fellow trolls?
> > > > > Hush troll
> > > > You're going to ask your troll friends to quiet down?
> > > >
> > > > Good luck with that.
> > >
> > > KK that quote scrambling wasn't mine.
> > I'm getting used to a new mobile gizmo, my bad.
> No problem, now I'll know not to take it as something to target-- I often give you passes on simple things because they're not the issue I have with you.

Thanks, Ash.

> >
> > You had uble checking to see if I scrambled my post--

Will Dockery wrote:

> George J. Dance wrote:

>> On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Guess Who?
>>>
>>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>>>>    At least that's what they say.
>>>> The Village People love my work
>>>>    And I'm not even gay.
>>>
>>>> The most prolific poet
>>>>     The internet has known,
>>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>>>>     In the past week alone.
>>>
>>>> I sit at my computer
>>>>     And dream of South and North,
>>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>>>>     The poems come gushing forth.
>>>
>>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>>>>     They all come out so fast,
>>>> And some of them are really long
>>>>     While some are just half-vast.
>>>
>>>> I've never learned poetics;
>>>>     I know that I don't need 'em
>>>> Because I simply write the poems;
>>>>     Let other people read 'em.
>>>
>>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>>>>     But didn't praise my work
>>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>>>>     A pissbum and a jerk.
>>>
>>>> I know he's simply jealous,
>>>>     Like all those guys, of me.
>>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>>>>     It's a conspiracy.
>>>
>>>> I know I could be published
>>>>     And everyone would buy,
>>>> But knowing the conspiracy
>>>>     Why would I even try?
>>>
>>>> So I just stay on usenet
>>>>     Where true success depends,
>>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>>>>     But on your online friends.
>>>
>>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>>>>     True poets just like me.
>>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>>>>     With the conspiracy.)
>>>
>>>> They say my poems are perfect,
>>>>     And all I have to do
>>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>>>>     Their poems are perfect, too.
>>>
>>>> ~~
>>>> GJD
>>>
>>> Second read, quite excellent poetry....

>> Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.

>> Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
>> good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
>> satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
>> it works there, too.

>> It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
>> satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
>> in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.

> It would go well on a lampoon blog.

> By the way, the poem definitely isn't about me.

> For example, I was never friends with the guy from the Village People.

> 🙂

I was in the Navy, though... ha ha.

General-Zod wrote:

> George J. Dance wrote:
>>
>> Guess Who?

>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
>> At least that's what they say.
>> The Village People love my work
>> And I'm not even gay.

>> The most prolific poet
>> The internet has known,
>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>> In the past week alone.

>> I sit at my computer
>> And dream of South and North,
>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>> The poems come gushing forth.

>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>> They all come out so fast,
>> And some of them are really long
>> While some are just half-vast.

>> I've never learned poetics;
>> I know that I don't need 'em
>> Because I simply write the poems;
>> Let other people read 'em.

>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>> But didn't praise my work
>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>> A pissbum and a jerk.

>> I know he's simply jealous,
>> Like all those guys, of me.
>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>> It's a conspiracy.

>> I know I could be published
>> And everyone would buy,
>> But knowing the conspiracy
>> Why would I even try?

>> So I just stay on usenet
>> Where true success depends,
>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>> But on your online friends.

>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>> True poets just like me.
>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>> With the conspiracy.)

>> They say my poems are perfect,
>> And all I have to do
>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>> Their poems are perfect, too.

>> ~~
>> GJD

> Second read, quite excellent poetry....

Reminds me of a poet I know.

🙂

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 5:50:13 PM UTC-4, rockysto...@gmail.com wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > George J. Dance wrote:
>
> >> On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
> >>> George J. Dance wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> Guess Who?
> >>>
> >>>> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >>>> At least that's what they say.
> >>>> The Village People love my work
> >>>> And I'm not even gay.
> >>>
> >>>> The most prolific poet
> >>>> The internet has known,
> >>>> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >>>> In the past week alone.
> >>>
> >>>> I sit at my computer
> >>>> And dream of South and North,
> >>>> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >>>> The poems come gushing forth.
> >>>
> >>>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >>>> They all come out so fast,
> >>>> And some of them are really long
> >>>> While some are just half-vast.
> >>>
> >>>> I've never learned poetics;
> >>>> I know that I don't need 'em
> >>>> Because I simply write the poems;
> >>>> Let other people read 'em.
> >>>
> >>>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >>>> But didn't praise my work
> >>>> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >>>> A pissbum and a jerk.
> >>>
> >>>> I know he's simply jealous,
> >>>> Like all those guys, of me.
> >>>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >>>> It's a conspiracy.
> >>>
> >>>> I know I could be published
> >>>> And everyone would buy,
> >>>> But knowing the conspiracy
> >>>> Why would I even try?
> >>>
> >>>> So I just stay on usenet
> >>>> Where true success depends,
> >>>> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >>>> But on your online friends.
> >>>
> >>>> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >>>> True poets just like me.
> >>>> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >>>> With the conspiracy.)
> >>>
> >>>> They say my poems are perfect,
> >>>> And all I have to do
> >>>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >>>> Their poems are perfect, too.
> >>>
> >>>> ~~
> >>>> GJD
> >>>
> >>> Second read, quite excellent poetry....
>
>
>
> >> Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP..
>
> >> Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> >> good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
> >> satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> >> it works there, too.
>
> >> It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> >> satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> >> in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.
>
> > It would go well on a lampoon blog.
>
> > By the way, the poem definitely isn't about me.
>
> > For example, I was never friends with the guy from the Village People.
>
>
> I was in the Navy, though... ha ha.

Hey... that sounds familiar.

🙂

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 8:00:18 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> General-Zod wrote:
>
> > George J. Dance wrote:
> >>
> >> Guess Who?
>
> >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >> At least that's what they say.
> >> The Village People love my work
> >> And I'm not even gay.
>
> >> The most prolific poet
> >> The internet has known,
> >> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >> In the past week alone.
>
> >> I sit at my computer
> >> And dream of South and North,
> >> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >> The poems come gushing forth.
>
> >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >> They all come out so fast,
> >> And some of them are really long
> >> While some are just half-vast.
>
> >> I've never learned poetics;
> >> I know that I don't need 'em
> >> Because I simply write the poems;
> >> Let other people read 'em.
>
> >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >> But didn't praise my work
> >> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >> A pissbum and a jerk.
>
> >> I know he's simply jealous,
> >> Like all those guys, of me.
> >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >> It's a conspiracy.
>
> >> I know I could be published
> >> And everyone would buy,
> >> But knowing the conspiracy
> >> Why would I even try?
>
> >> So I just stay on usenet
> >> Where true success depends,
> >> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >> But on your online friends.
>
> >> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >> True poets just like me.
> >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >> With the conspiracy.)
>
> >> They say my poems are perfect,
> >> And all I have to do
> >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >> Their poems are perfect, too.
>
> >> ~~
> >> GJD
>
> > Second read, quite excellent poetry....
> Reminds me of a poet I know.
>
> 🙂

Thank you, thank you very much.

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 7:12:10 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
> > George J. Dance wrote:
> >>
> >> Guess Who?
> >
> >> I'm usenet's greatest poet,
> >> At least that's what they say.
> >> The Village People love my work
> >> And I'm not even gay.
> >
> >> The most prolific poet
> >> The internet has known,
> >> I've written fifty thousand poems
> >> In the past week alone.
> >
> >> I sit at my computer
> >> And dream of South and North,
> >> And just like vomit from a drunk
> >> The poems come gushing forth.
> >
> >> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> >> They all come out so fast,
> >> And some of them are really long
> >> While some are just half-vast.
> >
> >> I've never learned poetics;
> >> I know that I don't need 'em
> >> Because I simply write the poems;
> >> Let other people read 'em.
> >
> >> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> >> But didn't praise my work
> >> So I hung up on him. He's just
> >> A pissbum and a jerk.
> >
> >> I know he's simply jealous,
> >> Like all those guys, of me.
> >> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> >> It's a conspiracy.
> >
> >> I know I could be published
> >> And everyone would buy,
> >> But knowing the conspiracy
> >> Why would I even try?
> >
> >> So I just stay on usenet
> >> Where true success depends,
> >> Not on your money, or your fame,
> >> But on your online friends.
> >
> >> I'm friends with half a dozen
> >> True poets just like me.
> >> (Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> >> With the conspiracy.)
> >
> >> They say my poems are perfect,
> >> And all I have to do
> >> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> >> Their poems are perfect, too.
> >
> >> ~~
> >> GJD
> >
> > Second read, quite excellent poetry....
> Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.
>
> Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> good, and it's one I've never used before.

A good one to study, then.

I have an idea for a longer poem that needs a good traditional frame, this could be the answer.

As for the content, it is
> satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> it works there, too.
>
> It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.

On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 11:39:44 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 7:12:10 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On 2022-06-06 6:17 p.m., General-Zod wrote:
> > > George J. Dance wrote:

> > >
> > >> ~~
> > >> GJD
> > >
> > > Second read, quite excellent poetry....
> > Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP.
> >
> > Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> > good, and it's one I've never used before.
> A good one to study, then.
>
> I have an idea for a longer poem that needs a good traditional frame, this could be the answer.

I have an idea for you to die in a fire, that could be an answer.

> As for the content, it is
> > satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> > it works there, too.
> >
> > It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> > satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> > in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 5:50:13 PM UTC-4, rockysto...@gmail.com wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > George J. Dance wrote:

> >>>> ~~
> >>>> GJD
> >>>
> >>> Second read, quite excellent poetry....
>
>
>
> >> Thanks, Zod. I appreciate your trying to get the thread back to the OP..
>
> >> Maybe "excellent" is to high praise, but I am happy with it. The meter's
> >> good, and it's one I've never used before. As for the content, it is
> >> satire, so it's meant to be humorous rather than profound, and I'd say
> >> it works there, too.
>
> >> It doesn't belong on the blog or wiki, but I do have a section of mainly
> >> satire on other poets in the /Doggerel/ book -- if I expand that section
> >> in the collected volume I'm planning, this will fit right in.
>
> > It would go well on a lampoon blog.
>
> > By the way, the poem definitely isn't about me.
>
> > For example, I was never friends with the guy from the Village People.
>
> > 🙂
> I was in the Navy, though... ha ha.

Is that when and how you became a homosexual?