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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like
> > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess
> > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they had
> > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a
> > > > big
> > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I was
> > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed : early
> > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy space
> > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing
> > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever could be
> > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he
> > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood up
> > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on the
> > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price, Diana
> Riggs.
> He knew how to take care of critics
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 08:58 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a-97ae-68f9be6aa147n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like
> > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they
> > > > > had
> > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a
> > > > > big
> > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I was
> > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > early
> > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy space
> > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing
> > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever could
> > > be
> > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he
> > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood
> > > up
> > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on the
> > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price, Diana
> > Riggs.
> > He knew how to take care of critics
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime soon
> and luckily I've never seen it.
> I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 19:47 UTC

On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot .. honey , I like
> > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they
> > > > > > had
> > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a
> > > > > > big
> > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance .. I was
> > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > > early
> > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy space
> > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing
> > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever could
> > > > be
> > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he
> > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood
> > > > up
> > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on the
> > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price, Diana
> > > Riggs.
> > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime soon
> > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as only
> Price could do it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 19:54 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22-9db1-17c302e1b25en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they
> > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I
> > > > > was
> > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > > > early
> > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > space
> > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing
> > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > could
> > > > > be
> > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he
> > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood
> > > > > up
> > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on
> > > > > the
> > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > Diana
> > > > Riggs.
> > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime
> > > soon
> > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > only
> > Price could do it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but measurable.


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On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they
> > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > > > > early
> > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > space
> > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing
> > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > > could
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he
> > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > > Diana
> > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime
> > > > soon
> > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > > only
> > > Price could do it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but measurable.
> But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 09:47 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22-999e-fa452c47474fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime
> > > > > soon
> > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > > > only
> > > > Price could do it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > measurable.
> > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is it
> available on YouTube?


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:47:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime
> > > > > > soon
> > > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > > > > only
> > > > > Price could do it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > > measurable.
> > > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is it
> > available on YouTube?
> Just clips unfortunately -- but as a 30 day trial there is this offer
> https://us.tomatomovies.com/movie/theatre-of-blood-vid-
> 183236.html?utm_source=google&utm_CampaignId=16593616235&utm_adgroupid=1382616
> 43327&utm_keyword=&utm_query=%7Bquerystring%7D&utm_device=c&utm_matchtype=&utm
> _keywordId=dsa-19959388920&placement=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqPXimP3j-
> AIVFBvnCh0Piw14EAAYAiAAEgLISvD_BwE
>
> I have it on DVD
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 04:56 UTC

On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b3dcd632-7d4a-47be-8f9c-9a6922e7cd97n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:47:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance .
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed
> > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with
> > > > > > > > > me,
> > > > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller
> > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it
> > > > > > > anytime
> > > > > > > soon
> > > > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > > > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > > > > > only
> > > > > > Price could do it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > > > measurable.
> > > > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is it
> > > available on YouTube?
> > Just clips unfortunately -- but as a 30 day trial there is this offer
> > https://us.tomatomovies.com/movie/theatre-of-blood-vid-
> > 183236.html?utm_source=google&utm_CampaignId=16593616235&utm_adgroupid=13826
> > 16
> > 43327&utm_keyword=&utm_query=%7Bquerystring%7D&utm_device=c&utm_matchtype=&u
> > tm
> > _keywordId=dsa-19959388920&placement=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqPXimP3j-
> > AIVFBvnCh0Piw14EAAYAiAAEgLISvD_BwE
> >
> > I have it on DVD
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I read the wiki on it and I just cannot bring myself to view it so as a bone
> to throw to you I've hacked off my left arm with an ax , I'm watching myself
> bleed to death to satisfy your requirements.


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:56:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3dcd632-7d4a-47be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:47:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance .
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed
> > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with
> > > > > > > > > > me,
> > > > > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller
> > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it
> > > > > > > > anytime
> > > > > > > > soon
> > > > > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > > > > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > Price could do it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > > > > measurable.
> > > > > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is it
> > > > available on YouTube?
> > > Just clips unfortunately -- but as a 30 day trial there is this offer
> > > https://us.tomatomovies.com/movie/theatre-of-blood-vid-
> > > 183236.html?utm_source=google&utm_CampaignId=16593616235&utm_adgroupid=13826
> > > 16
> > > 43327&utm_keyword=&utm_query=%7Bquerystring%7D&utm_device=c&utm_matchtype=&u
> > > tm
> > > _keywordId=dsa-19959388920&placement=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqPXimP3j-
> > > AIVFBvnCh0Piw14EAAYAiAAEgLISvD_BwE
> > >
> > > I have it on DVD
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I read the wiki on it and I just cannot bring myself to view it so as a bone
> > to throw to you I've hacked off my left arm with an ax , I'm watching myself
> > bleed to death to satisfy your requirements.
> While I like to be known as a real cut up, that is taking it too far --- even
> for me
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 12:06 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291-93f7-b4a2be3d97cdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:56:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b3dcd632-7d4a-47be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:47:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wind"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance
> > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and
> > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some
> > > > > > > > > > > fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they
> > > > > > > > > > > fed
> > > > > > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or
> > > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with
> > > > > > > > > > > me,
> > > > > > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller
> > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those
> > > > > > > > > > > Newks
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent
> > > > > > > > > > Price,
> > > > > > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it
> > > > > > > > > anytime
> > > > > > > > > soon
> > > > > > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every
> > > > > > > > > time.
> > > > > > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style
> > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > Price could do it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > > > > > measurable.
> > > > > > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is
> > > > > it
> > > > > available on YouTube?
> > > > Just clips unfortunately -- but as a 30 day trial there is this offer
> > > > https://us.tomatomovies.com/movie/theatre-of-blood-vid-
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> > > > _keywordId=dsa-19959388920&placement=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqPXimP3j-
> > > > AIVFBvnCh0Piw14EAAYAiAAEgLISvD_BwE
> > > >
> > > > I have it on DVD
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I read the wiki on it and I just cannot bring myself to view it so as a
> > > bone
> > > to throw to you I've hacked off my left arm with an ax , I'm watching
> > > myself
> > > bleed to death to satisfy your requirements.
> > While I like to be known as a real cut up, that is taking it too far ---
> > even
> > for me
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you find
> employment?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 19:15 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:56:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b3dcd632-7d4a-47be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:47:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wind"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and
> > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some
> > > > > > > > > > > > fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they
> > > > > > > > > > > > fed
> > > > > > > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or
> > > > > > > > > > > > whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with
> > > > > > > > > > > > me,
> > > > > > > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller
> > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those
> > > > > > > > > > > > Newks
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent
> > > > > > > > > > > Price,
> > > > > > > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it
> > > > > > > > > > anytime
> > > > > > > > > > soon
> > > > > > > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > > > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every
> > > > > > > > > > time.
> > > > > > > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > Price could do it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > > > > > > measurable.
> > > > > > > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > available on YouTube?
> > > > > Just clips unfortunately -- but as a 30 day trial there is this offer
> > > > > https://us.tomatomovies.com/movie/theatre-of-blood-vid-
> > > > > 183236.html?utm_source=google&utm_CampaignId=16593616235&utm_adgroupid=138
> > > > > 26
> > > > > 16
> > > > > 43327&utm_keyword=&utm_query=%7Bquerystring%7D&utm_device=c&utm_matchtype=
> > > > > &u
> > > > > tm
> > > > > _keywordId=dsa-19959388920&placement=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqPXimP3j-
> > > > > AIVFBvnCh0Piw14EAAYAiAAEgLISvD_BwE
> > > > >
> > > > > I have it on DVD
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I read the wiki on it and I just cannot bring myself to view it so as a
> > > > bone
> > > > to throw to you I've hacked off my left arm with an ax , I'm watching
> > > > myself
> > > > bleed to death to satisfy your requirements.
> > > While I like to be known as a real cut up, that is taking it too far ---
> > > even
> > > for me
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you find
> > employment?
> I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> company.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 20:11 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37-9c04-e9d33e0fb08dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you find
> > > employment?
> > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > company.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?

That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from all
the paper cuts.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 22:19 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you find
> > > > employment?
> > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > > company.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?
> That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from all
> the paper cuts.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot of paper cuts.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 07:26 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8-b88c-6a500a5910d2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you find
> > > > > employment?
> > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > > > company.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?
> > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from all
> > the paper cuts.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot of
> paper cuts.

So they would ream each other out!!!

Michael LeVine
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 17:58 UTC

On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you find
> > > > > > employment?
> > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > > > > company.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?
> > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from all
> > > the paper cuts.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot of
> > paper cuts.
> So they would ream each other out!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 20:16 UTC

On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716-ac2f-d7140cbf268fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you
> > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > > > > > company.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?
> > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from
> > > > all
> > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot
> > > of
> > > paper cuts.
> > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.

in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 22:32 UTC

On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 3:16:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you
> > > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > > > > > > company.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?
> > > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from
> > > > > all
> > > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot
> > > > of
> > > > paper cuts.
> > > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.
> in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Just can't make sense out of enquirey looked it up in Google no joy afraid I'm going to have to ask I know that's the ultimate no no in these little games that people play in usenet
it but I guess I lost

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 23:08 UTC

On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 5:32:46 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 3:16:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you
> > > > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my own
> > > > > > > > company.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your mouth?
> > > > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from
> > > > > > all
> > > > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot
> > > > > of
> > > > > paper cuts.
> > > > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.
> > in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Just can't make sense out of enquirey looked it up in Google no joy afraid I'm going to have to ask I know that's the ultimate no no in these little games that people play in usenet
> it but I guess I lost

Also threads are getting too long too much to scroll down six threads are too many so I demand just one new thread. nonnegotiable just like Putin "give me a bunch of land or owl destroy the earth"

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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Jul 2022 09:01 UTC

On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b9180805-9e42-4ae9-930d-742b68e752d0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 3:16:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you
> > > > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my
> > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > company.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your
> > > > > > > mouth?
> > > > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again from
> > > > > > all
> > > > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a lot
> > > > > of
> > > > > paper cuts.
> > > > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.
> > in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Just can't make sense out of enquirey looked it up in Google no joy afraid
> I'm going to have to ask I know that's the ultimate no no in these little
> games that people play in usenet
> it but I guess I lost

But at least you did not get really lost by not takeing that 3 hour tour.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Jul 2022 09:01 UTC

On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9656a7ec-f620-4ba8-8917-6f6d89c66445n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 5:32:46 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 3:16:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you
> > > > > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my
> > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > company.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your
> > > > > > > > mouth?
> > > > > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > > > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a
> > > > > > lot
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > paper cuts.
> > > > > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.
> > > in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > Just can't make sense out of enquirey looked it up in Google no joy afraid
> > I'm going to have to ask I know that's the ultimate no no in these little
> > games that people play in usenet
> > it but I guess I lost
>
> Also threads are getting too long too much to scroll down six threads are too
> many so I demand just one new thread. nonnegotiable just like Putin "give me
> a bunch of land or owl destroy the earth”
Are you thread-ining me???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, July 9, 2022 at 4:02:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9656a7ec-f620-4ba8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 5:32:46 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 3:16:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did you
> > > > > > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started my
> > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > company.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your
> > > > > > > > > mouth?
> > > > > > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > > > > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a
> > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > paper cuts.
> > > > > > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.
> > > > in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > Just can't make sense out of enquirey looked it up in Google no joy afraid
> > > I'm going to have to ask I know that's the ultimate no no in these little
> > > games that people play in usenet
> > > it but I guess I lost
> >
> > Also threads are getting too long too much to scroll down six threads are too
> > many so I demand just one new thread. nonnegotiable just like Putin "give me
> > a bunch of land or owl destroy the earth”
> Are you thread-ining me???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Oh no I would never do that . haven't you read what's on coins? it says "don't thread on tire treads"

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On Jul 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70a09cfd-23fb-4eea-bda1-d2111597fa45n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 9, 2022 at 4:02:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9656a7ec-f620-4ba8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 5:32:46 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 3:16:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70d43ca8-e3cb-4716...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:26:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3cd9b130-7520-40b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:11:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a8621471-0d04-4f37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:06:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5332fd04-b2c9-4291...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well at least you did graduate from butcher's school. Where did
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > find
> > > > > > > > > > > > employment?
> > > > > > > > > > > I was told to “Butcher money where you mouth is” so I started
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > company.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So how do you talk with all those one dollar bills stuffed in your
> > > > > > > > > > mouth?
> > > > > > > > > That only happened once ---- I learned my lesson not to do it again
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > the paper cuts.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I read this science fiction story once , there were different kinds of
> > > > > > > > sentient paper and they started insulting one another so there were a
> > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > paper cuts.
> > > > > > > So they would ream each other out!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No , the paper was heterosexual not homosexual.
> > > > > in-Quire-y---do you think that will bale you out???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > Just can't make sense out of enquirey looked it up in Google no joy afraid
> > > > I'm going to have to ask I know that's the ultimate no no in these little
> > > > games that people play in usenet
> > > > it but I guess I lost
> > >
> > > Also threads are getting too long too much to scroll down six threads are
> > > too
> > > many so I demand just one new thread. nonnegotiable just like Putin "give
> > > me
> > > a bunch of land or owl destroy the earth”
> > Are you thread-ining me???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Oh no I would never do that . haven't you read what's on coins? it says
> "don't thread on tire treads” Because you might have to tire down???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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