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 by: Mike - Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:08 UTC

On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cb617325-02e7-4640-acbc-63b1816aa23cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:10:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bfc981c2-b288-4efe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:31:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8a76b1bc-14fc-4079...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1c5cef61-6c72-4ef1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 10:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<458509f4-3a42-4dde...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 4:19:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f47ef843-05f3-4101...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:08:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38c5c022-961a-43ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:13:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<738b2c99-508e-4b25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:08:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4e805b0-42ac-43fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:26:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<322dda86-bfbb-4afb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:45:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0e5ed74-e4d5-49dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, March 19, 2022 at 3:31:56 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b46548-1096-4b58...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 13, 2022 at 1:24:29 PM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 13, 2022 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e2ecb7b-8e95-4b45...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 12, 2022 at 3:30:06 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<88efad83-3b10-4d48...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 1:27:25 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f092e100-0dff-4e21...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:07:00
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:02:12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2:27:58
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@g
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marines,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Core.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strictly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was wanting to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mysterious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Army
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Archerd...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blinds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nudist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > colony
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ;
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > victim
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > member
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paradox.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > send
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > member
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > universe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home . If the voyage has a speed at nearly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stayed at home will be much older than the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get back together. according to the pair of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ducks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peer age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair-o-doxies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > travel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's like the old man sitting on a park
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bench
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl comes up to him and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already have a pear.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You say cashew??? Gesundheit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You blew it that time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene did really enjoy it; but she's merely a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keypunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then she does have a juvenile sense of humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is a juvenile; I've still got five years to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serve.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad she did not use self-service.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "You just begin your own little countdown and old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before you can say BLASTOFF!!!!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apologies to Dr. Strangelove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does Dr. Strangelove mean like gay action?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like an end run around the topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a gay fellow who didn't like being on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receiving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , so he flipped a coin and told his partner "heads I win
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ooze.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am su-specie-ious he was using a two tailed coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I read that novel, it was titled "The Tails of Two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coins”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a Dickens of a time getting through it as a school
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assignment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My teacher assigned us to read that book, I didn't finish it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whacked me on the head with a baseball bat, it hurt like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dickens.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In former times that was SOP, now if she tried it she would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from everyone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen , when she pleasures men in an oral fashion, she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing , she just does the dickens.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Check Chaturbate ; she's listed under
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene-the-only-does-the-end-of-it-lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She needs lessons from Monica.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? I had a girlfriend named Monica!
> > > > > > > > > > > > A minor factoid about you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh , I know which Monica you mean now; you mean Monica Lewd Wench
> > > > > > > > > > > Sky.
> > > > > > > > > > She was a sucker for men with power.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She has a dress that got soiled, and she's really blew over it.
> > > > > > > > And the cost for cleaning those stains really sucks
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She had to make a Tripp down to the dry cleaning store.
> > > > > > And linda her name to the store reputation???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I tell you, after the most embarrassing incident in Presidential history
> > > > > what's there left to do but to Move On?
> > > > How about the reporter who asked “ Aside from that how was the play Mrs
> > > > Lincoln?"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That's really horrible , about Lincoln getting shot ; the only thing worse
> > > I
> > > can think of is someone asked Jackie "aside from all that, how did you like
> > > the motorcade?”
> > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it except
> > Oswald
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no idea
> where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I told
> the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous." Then
> there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.


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On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, March 27, 2022 at 3:10:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bfc981c2-b288-4efe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, March 26, 2022 at 4:31:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8a76b1bc-14fc-4079...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, March 25, 2022 at 3:56:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1c5cef61-6c72-4ef1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 10:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<458509f4-3a42-4dde...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 24, 2022 at 4:19:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f47ef843-05f3-4101...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:08:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38c5c022-961a-43ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 4:13:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<738b2c99-508e-4b25...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 21, 2022 at 3:08:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4e805b0-42ac-43fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 3:26:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<322dda86-bfbb-4afb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 20, 2022 at 6:45:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0e5ed74-e4d5-49dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, March 19, 2022 at 3:31:56 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57b46548-1096-4b58...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 13, 2022 at 1:24:29 PM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 13, 2022 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e2ecb7b-8e95-4b45...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, February 12, 2022 at 3:30:06 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<88efad83-3b10-4d48...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 1:27:25 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f092e100-0dff-4e21...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 10:38:18 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b2a650e4-8e9b-4c19...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 11, 2022 at 5:05:10 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<931ee622-637e-492b...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 1:20:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<347fb50f-7c12-4a79...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 8:27:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3bcd595-ef91-4ef4...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:07:00
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3dd43d3-ef5f-4fee...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 9, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:02:12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bcd458cd-8477-41c3...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2:27:58
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4be8e79f-53dd-4cd2...@g
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 8, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:57:58
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f8de602b-be15-4502...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > @g
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:47:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<15144166-628d-43b1.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > @g
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, February 7, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:12:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 6, 2022, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, February 6, 2022
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:51:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boxers or briefs???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you mean fighters or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lawyers?
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thong..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clothing;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accompanied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slip.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of corset does not.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > left.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > contents
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She readily gave her sexual favors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She claimed their relationship was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > strictly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relationship
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gomer Pyle, but it didn't work out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mysterious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reason.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She did not like the company he kept.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she led a regimented life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not according to reports I got from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Army
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Archerd...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have large pecan archerds planted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were a voyeur pecan thru the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blinds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A group of boys was walking along and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nudist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > colony
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high fence around it. the boys forced one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peephole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the nude people even though he didn't want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > victim
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pressure.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If it were Great Britain -- he could have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claimed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > member
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peer-age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein has a paradox called the Twins
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paradox.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > send
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > member
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > identical twins on a long voyage around the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > universe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home .. If the voyage has a speed at nearly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stayed at home will be much older than the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get back together. according to the pair of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ducks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > peer age.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Use prostitutes instead and you would have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair-o-doxies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > travel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's like the old man sitting on a park
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bench
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl comes up to him and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asks "Mister, can I sell you some nuts " and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already have a pear.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Cashews are nut what they are cracked up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You say cashew??? Gesundheit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You blew it that time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene did really enjoy it; but she's merely a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keypunch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then she does have a juvenile sense of humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is a juvenile; I've still got five years to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serve.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad she did not use self-service.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "You just begin your own little countdown and old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before you can say BLASTOFF!!!!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apologies to Dr. Strangelove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does Dr. Strangelove mean like gay action?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like an end run around the topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a gay fellow who didn't like being on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receiving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , so he flipped a coin and told his partner "heads I win
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ooze.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am su-specie-ious he was using a two tailed coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I read that novel, it was titled "The Tails of Two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coins”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a Dickens of a time getting through it as a school
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assignment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My teacher assigned us to read that book, I didn't finish it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whacked me on the head with a baseball bat, it hurt like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dickens.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In former times that was SOP, now if she tried it she would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from everyone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen , when she pleasures men in an oral fashion, she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing , she just does the dickens.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Check Chaturbate ; she's listed under
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene-the-only-does-the-end-of-it-lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She needs lessons from Monica.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? I had a girlfriend named Monica!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A minor factoid about you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh , I know which Monica you mean now; you mean Monica Lewd Wench
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sky.
> > > > > > > > > > > She was a sucker for men with power.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She has a dress that got soiled, and she's really blew over it.
> > > > > > > > > And the cost for cleaning those stains really sucks
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She had to make a Tripp down to the dry cleaning store.
> > > > > > > And linda her name to the store reputation???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I tell you, after the most embarrassing incident in Presidential history
> > > > > > what's there left to do but to Move On?
> > > > > How about the reporter who asked “ Aside from that how was the play Mrs
> > > > > Lincoln?"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That's really horrible , about Lincoln getting shot ; the only thing worse
> > > > I
> > > > can think of is someone asked Jackie "aside from all that, how did you like
> > > > the motorcade?”
> > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it except
> > > Oswald
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no idea
> > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I told
> > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous." Then
> > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:25 UTC

On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7-8813-cea9a00aaae9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it except
> > > > Oswald
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no idea
> > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I told
> > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous." Then
> > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling where we
> would be now had he lived and I really care about that.

Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 15:30 UTC

On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it except
> > > > > Oswald
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no idea
> > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I told
> > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous." Then
> > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling where we
> > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?

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 by: Mike - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:17 UTC

On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2-863d-78c826ccee98n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it
> > > > > > except
> > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no idea
> > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I
> > > > > told
> > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous."
> > > > > Then
> > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling where we
> > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?

No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Mar 2022 20:21 UTC

On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it
> > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no idea
> > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I
> > > > > > told
> > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous."
> > > > > > Then
> > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling where we
> > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in my mortise joints.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 08:04 UTC

On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2-9480-366db4447ee5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it
> > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no
> > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I
> > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous."
> > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling where
> > > > > we
> > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in my
> mortise joints.

You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 11:55 UTC

no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it
> > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some old
> > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no
> > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was famous."
> > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling where
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in my
> > mortise joints.
> You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 14:22 UTC

On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda-abfb-d051d66135c8n@googlegroups.com>):

> no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it
> > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some
> > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no
> > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling
> > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in my
> > > mortise joints.
> > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.

You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 17:19 UTC

On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did it
> > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some
> > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had no
> > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling
> > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in my
> > > > mortise joints.
> > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.
> You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Mar 2022 19:31 UTC

On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b-9633-b0c778086325n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some
> > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had
> > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in
> > > > > my
> > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.
> > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.

But you are a Baritone not a tenon

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:39 UTC

On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked some
> > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent burial
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor in
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.
> > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???

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 by: Mike - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 08:28 UTC

On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd-a554-da363d8052f5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.
> > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???

He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 19:13 UTC

On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come unbent.
> > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 31 Mar 2022 21:23 UTC

On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734-bb8b-9645e7e3c679n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 05:24 UTC

On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of rigor
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> I will not fallacious for that line
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 10:07 UTC

On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<04a29306-7811-40ae-a470-7b150353d6f3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > I will not fallacious for that line
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with grizzly
> bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very dangerous
> to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way we're
> going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 22:42 UTC

On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with grizzly
> > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very dangerous
> > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way we're
> > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Apr 2022 08:27 UTC

On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639-85b5-e8e553ad141dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > grizzly
> > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > dangerous
> > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way
> > > we're
> > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten by
> grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated pair of
> bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the male.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Apr 2022 21:23 UTC

On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max..
> > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > grizzly
> > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > dangerous
> > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way
> > > > we're
> > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten by
> > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated pair of
> > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the male.
> Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47-8451-a99837e051d6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > > grizzly
> > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > dangerous
> > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way
> > > > > we're
> > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten by
> > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated pair
> > > of
> > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the male.
> > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to have
> sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual union but
> he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily ever
> after after that.


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On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings, Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way
> > > > > > we're
> > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten by
> > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated pair
> > > > of
> > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the male.
> > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to have
> > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual union but
> > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily ever
> > after after that.
> Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Apr 2022 09:24 UTC

On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15-a919-a49b69ed137en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way
> > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten by
> > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated pair
> > > > > of
> > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the male.
> > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to have
> > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual union
> > > but
> > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily ever
> > > after after that.
> > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into a bar
> out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have a
> whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin iron
> and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the next
> day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a gunfighters
> outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender than the
> one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy and
> says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Apr 2022 14:49 UTC

On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert , she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only way
> > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten by
> > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated pair
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the male.
> > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to have
> > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual union
> > > > but
> > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily ever
> > > > after after that.
> > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into a bar
> > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have a
> > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin iron
> > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the next
> > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a gunfighters
> > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender than the
> > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy and
> > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
>
> A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Apr 2022 15:41 UTC

On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146-9b29-02b7df67e50dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:04:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<378ccef8-02e7-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cb617325-02e7-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And add up all the “theory’s” you would think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > EVERYONE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > except
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oswald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my wife and I went to Dallas to attend a concert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rundown hotel , I was taking the dog out to do its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where we were and I looked up and realized we were on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dealey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Plaza. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the dog "what's the dealy here , I didn't know this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was a long delay while the dog did its thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you did not give a Diddly Squat...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did too give a diddly squat JFK was a great president
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be now had he lived and I really care about that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe already settled on the moon --- and given Alice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's an indecent burial? One hand sticking out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, rigor Mortus causing the penis to do so.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I join together pieces of wood I want there to be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rigor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise joints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do seem to be rather unbending about that requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, I need a lot of rigor in my mortise joints so they don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unbent.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You do have a tenon-cy to exagerate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am very hard-working; I exercise my tenons to the max.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are a Baritone not a tenon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry White sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so called talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was hiking in the woods with
> > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with him, it was very
> > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda told him the only
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and they were both eaten
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male and female mated
> > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the Czech was in the
> > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus side show.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate him he managed to
> > > > > have
> > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it was a homosexual union
> > > > > but
> > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so everyone lived happily ever
> > > > > after after that.
> > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the table??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where a dog goes into a
> > > bar
> > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and says I'll have a
> > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and gets out a shootin iron
> > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and runs away , the next
> > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed up in a gunfighters
> > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a different bartender than
> > > the
> > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks at this new guy and
> > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> >
> > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a distraction
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog actually learned to
> masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her and asked me "what's
> wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the best I can tell from
> that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact I don't even know
> how I came into existence?


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