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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 18:49 UTC

On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your
> > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where the
> > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where you
> > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this being
> > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking for
> > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> They do keep a register of people like you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register you find in a store if it can hold entire people.

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On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<caa132ea-b501-4190-b40e-18ec0f3ab297n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in
> > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where
> > > > > you
> > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this
> > > > > being
> > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking for
> > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > They do keep a register of people like you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register you
> find in a store if it can hold entire people.

It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 03:24 UTC

On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in
> > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this
> > > > > > being
> > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking for
> > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register you
> > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more spry than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 10:21 UTC

On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19-bb22-04c2227470f6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in
> > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this
> > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register you
> > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more spry
> than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.

I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping whips.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in
> > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this
> > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register you
> > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more spry
> > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping whips.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.

The dynamic behind S&M is:

"Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three hours straight and now we have to have sex?"

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On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a-bf59-770c66164df3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in
> > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this
> > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register
> > > > > you
> > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more
> > > spry
> > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping whips.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
>
> The dynamic behind S&M is:
>
> "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three hours
> straight and now we have to have sex?”

That would really be screwing up the whole scene

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 19:41 UTC

On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this
> > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more
> > > > spry
> > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping whips.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> >
> > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> >
> > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three hours
> > straight and now we have to have sex?”
>
> That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out too light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him "you're making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier " and then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the back and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do that ; screw you " then he drove off.

You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from true real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 09:07 UTC

On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8-ab07-7fc454413f9bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more
> > > > > spry
> > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > whips.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > >
> > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > >
> > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > hours
> > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> >
> > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out too
> light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him "you're
> making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier " and
> then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the back
> and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do that ;
> screw you " then he drove off.
>
> You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from true
> real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more
> > > > > > spry
> > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > whips.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > >
> > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > >
> > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > hours
> > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > >
> > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out too
> > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him "you're
> > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier " and
> > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the back
> > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do that ;
> > screw you " then he drove off.
> >
> > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from true
> > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash register
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm more
> > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > >
> > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > > hours
> > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > >
> > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out too
> > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him "you're
> > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier " and
> > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the back
> > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do that ;
> > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > >
> > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from true
> > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of the boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said "that's so some of the water can run out."


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 23:23 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70-bfe3-df163325e0c6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm
> > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > > > hours
> > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > >
> > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out too
> > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him "you're
> > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier "
> > > > and
> > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > back
> > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > that ;
> > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > >
> > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from
> > > > true
> > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of the
> > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said "that's
> > so some of the water can run out."
>
> i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if you
> wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it had
> been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found of
> abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and that's
> fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> were we're going over each day and I want my dolly


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 04:18 UTC

no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm
> > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out too
> > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him "you're
> > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier "
> > > > > and
> > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > > back
> > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > > that ;
> > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > >
> > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from
> > > > > true
> > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of the
> > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said "that's
> > > so some of the water can run out."
> >
> > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if you
> > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it had
> > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found of
> > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and that's
> > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> This topic is all wet.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131-a054-37e6087836b4n@googlegroups.com>):

> no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm
> > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out
> > > > > > too
> > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier "
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > > > back
> > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from
> > > > > > true
> > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of
> > > > the
> > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said "that's
> > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > >
> > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if you
> > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it
> > > had
> > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found of
> > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > that's
> > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > This topic is all wet.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked that
> people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this are
> people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just melt
> I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 23:11 UTC

On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out
> > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier "
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from
> > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of
> > > > > the
> > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said "that's
> > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > >
> > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if you
> > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it
> > > > had
> > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found of
> > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > that's
> > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > This topic is all wet.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked that
> > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this are
> > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just melt
> > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> the human body is already 60% water
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 09:15 UTC

On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c-b236-2f50d9c5aa11n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for
> > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out
> > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > >
> > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if
> > > > > you
> > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it
> > > > > had
> > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found
> > > > > of
> > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > > that's
> > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked that
> > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this are
> > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just
> > > melt
> > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > the human body is already 60% water
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60% water.


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On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips..
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for
> > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out
> > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it
> > > > > > had
> > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > > > that's
> > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked that
> > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this are
> > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just
> > > > melt
> > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60% water..
> No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd-87e5-23baf4a818d8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for
> > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I
> > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked
> > > > > that
> > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this
> > > > > are
> > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just
> > > > > melt
> > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60% water.
> > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.


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On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I
> > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this
> > > > > > are
> > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just
> > > > > > melt
> > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60% water.
> > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 19:13 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6-ab17-a8004f41e694n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I
> > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this
> > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just
> > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60% water.
> > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research consists
> of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out of me
> to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those Batman
> movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote which goes
> "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats there are rabid.
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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 21:50 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I
> > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this
> > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just
> > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh
> > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60% water.
> > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research consists
> > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out of me
> > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those Batman
> > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote which goes
> > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats there are rabid.
> I am at
> 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:40 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f-af1f-908f89011219n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I
> > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research consists
> > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out of me
> > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those Batman
> > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote which
> > > goes
> > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats there
> > > are rabid.
> > I am at
> > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> coordinates on the Internet
>
> I tried to find what it is but I can't
>
> so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 17:26 UTC

On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:40:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I
> > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
> > > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research consists
> > > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out of me
> > > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those Batman
> > > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote which
> > > > goes
> > > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats there
> > > > are rabid.
> > > I am at
> > > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> > coordinates on the Internet
> >
> > I tried to find what it is but I can't
> >
> > so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?
> This goes back to your school days and your teacher Carl’s bad teaching you
> to read a map.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:54 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<010215b7-ae21-468b-9d55-93d5172d2139n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:40:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research
> > > > > consists
> > > > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out of
> > > > > me
> > > > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those
> > > > > Batman
> > > > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote which
> > > > > goes
> > > > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats
> > > > > there
> > > > > are rabid.
> > > > I am at
> > > > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> > > coordinates on the Internet
> > >
> > > I tried to find what it is but I can't
> > >
> > > so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?
> > This goes back to your school days and your teacher Carl’s bad teaching
> > you
> > to read a map.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Don't even have a snappy come back for you .
> the coordinates you gave are between the two places I mentioned and dats de
> name uh that tune.
>
> The name for someone who puts their latitude and longitude on the Internet in
> plain text is "He who wishes to be found. “


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On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:54:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<010215b7-ae21-468b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:40:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they
> > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research
> > > > > > consists
> > > > > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out of
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those
> > > > > > Batman
> > > > > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote which
> > > > > > goes
> > > > > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > are rabid.
> > > > > I am at
> > > > > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> > > > coordinates on the Internet
> > > >
> > > > I tried to find what it is but I can't
> > > >
> > > > so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?
> > > This goes back to your school days and your teacher Carl’s bad teaching
> > > you
> > > to read a map.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Don't even have a snappy come back for you .
> > the coordinates you gave are between the two places I mentioned and dats de
> > name uh that tune.
> >
> > The name for someone who puts their latitude and longitude on the Internet in
> > plain text is "He who wishes to be found. “
>
> Works fine for me
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2-abca-845c11a8ee35n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:54:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<010215b7-ae21-468b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:40:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > > > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research
> > > > > > > consists
> > > > > > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those
> > > > > > > Batman
> > > > > > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > are rabid.
> > > > > > I am at
> > > > > > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> > > > > coordinates on the Internet
> > > > >
> > > > > I tried to find what it is but I can't
> > > > >
> > > > > so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?
> > > > This goes back to your school days and your teacher Carl’s bad teaching
> > > > you
> > > > to read a map.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Don't even have a snappy come back for you .
> > > the coordinates you gave are between the two places I mentioned and dats de
> > > name uh that tune.
> > >
> > > The name for someone who puts their latitude and longitude on the Internet
> > > in
> > > plain text is "He who wishes to be found. “
> >
> > Works fine for me
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in plain
> text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so they
> work fine for you???))?


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