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 by: Mike - Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:56 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ade88ff0-00f7-48c2-9c2f-1646676c5a19n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:02:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > ban
> > > > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > intestinal
> > > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the
> > > > > > > taxidermist
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long
> > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > > > > Evans
> > > > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > > > >
> > > > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > > > > down
> > > > > > as it
> > > > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.
> > > > > > But
> > > > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > > > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > > > >
> > > > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > > > >
> > > > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > > > >
> > > > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > >
> > > > You have made that plane enough
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and the
> > > bottom needs to be planed enough.
> > Or else the poor workmanship willing come back to haunt you??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The workmanship is good enough for the 'rang to fly straight and conk Darlene
> on the head.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 06:20 UTC

On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:56:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ade88ff0-00f7-48c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:02:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ban
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > intestinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the
> > > > > > > > taxidermist
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long
> > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > > > > > Evans
> > > > > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > as it
> > > > > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.
> > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > > > > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter
> > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > > > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > >
> > > > > You have made that plane enough
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and the
> > > > bottom needs to be planed enough.
> > > Or else the poor workmanship willing come back to haunt you??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The workmanship is good enough for the 'rang to fly straight and conk Darlene
> > on the head.
> Did it make the next day Head-lines???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024-beb3-378eded8e746n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:56:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ade88ff0-00f7-48c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:02:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ban
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > intestinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became
> > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the
> > > > > > > > > taxidermist
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long
> > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die.
> > > > > > > > > Dale
> > > > > > > > > Evans
> > > > > > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that
> > > > > > > > > order.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > > > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville
> > > > > > > > closed
> > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > as it
> > > > > > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.
> > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter
> > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > > > > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You have made that plane enough
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and
> > > > > the
> > > > > bottom needs to be planed enough.
> > > > Or else the poor workmanship willing come back to haunt you??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The workmanship is good enough for the 'rang to fly straight and conk
> > > Darlene
> > > on the head.
> > Did it make the next day Head-lines???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16 stitches put
> her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
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On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:56:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ade88ff0-00f7-48c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:02:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot ..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ban
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > intestinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became
> > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the
> > > > > > > > > > taxidermist
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > > > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long
> > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die.
> > > > > > > > > > Dale
> > > > > > > > > > Evans
> > > > > > > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that
> > > > > > > > > > order.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > > > > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville
> > > > > > > > > closed
> > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > as it
> > > > > > > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.
> > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > > > > > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You have made that plane enough
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > bottom needs to be planed enough.
> > > > > Or else the poor workmanship willing come back to haunt you??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The workmanship is good enough for the 'rang to fly straight and conk
> > > > Darlene
> > > > on the head.
> > > Did it make the next day Head-lines???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16 stitches put
> > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> Because he didn’t
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 10:53 UTC

On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b-b8b6-c16d6f931aban@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16 stitches
> > > put
> > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > Because he didn’t
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn you "
> collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
>
> The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in there
> that go:
>
> We forsake you
> gonna rape you
> let's forget you, better still
>
> the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how everyone
> treats me.’m

So how they treat you is no treat.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 18:34 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16 stitches
> > > > put
> > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > Because he didn’t
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn you "
> > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> >
> > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in there
> > that go:
> >
> > We forsake you
> > gonna rape you
> > let's forget you, better still
> >
> > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how everyone
> > treats me.’m
>
> So how they treat you is no treat.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the way you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can be used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized that there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is a word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked and looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with different little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you just can't handle it anymore.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:37 UTC

On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e-9ba4-47c326bdaf94n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16 stitches
> > > > > put
> > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn you "
> > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > >
> > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in there
> > > that go:
> > >
> > > We forsake you
> > > gonna rape you
> > > let's forget you, better still
> > >
> > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > everyone
> > > treats me.’m
> >
> > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the way
> you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can be
> used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized that
> there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is a
> word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked and
> looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally
> found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia
> you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with different
> little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you just
> can't handle it anymore.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:37 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16 stitches
> > > > > > put
> > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn you "
> > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > >
> > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in there
> > > > that go:
> > > >
> > > > We forsake you
> > > > gonna rape you
> > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > >
> > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > everyone
> > > > treats me.’m
> > >
> > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the way
> > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can be
> > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized that
> > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is a
> > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked and
> > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally
> > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia
> > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with different
> > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you just
> > can't handle it anymore.
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that you ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that brush you had to doze off.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 09:21 UTC

On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b-b6bb-60e169921ad8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn you "
> > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > >
> > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in there
> > > > > that go:
> > > > >
> > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > >
> > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > > everyone
> > > > > treats me.’m
> > > >
> > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the way
> > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can be
> > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized
> > > that
> > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is a
> > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked and
> > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally
> > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia
> > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with different
> > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you
> > > just
> > > can't handle it anymore.
> > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that you
> ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that brush
> you had to doze off.

Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:13 UTC

On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn you "
> > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in there
> > > > > > that go:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > >
> > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > >
> > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the way
> > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can be
> > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized
> > > > that
> > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is a
> > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked and
> > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally
> > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia
> > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with different
> > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you
> > > > just
> > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that you
> > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that brush
> > you had to doze off.
> Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan man . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there..

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 by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:27 UTC

On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559-8534-da873740e323n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the
> > > > > way
> > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can
> > > > > be
> > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized
> > > > > that
> > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is
> > > > > a
> > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked
> > > > > and
> > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally
> > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia
> > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > different
> > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you
> > > > > just
> > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that you
> > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that brush
> > > you had to doze off.
> > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan man
> . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.

Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:35 UTC

On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you..”
> > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which can
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which is
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I finally
> > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in Wikipedia
> > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > different
> > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you
> > > > > > just
> > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that you
> > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that brush
> > > > you had to doze off.
> > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan man
> > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:55 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f-9639-5f9a6e5f87can@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which
> > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that
> > > > > you
> > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > brush
> > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan
> > > man
> > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.

But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 22:18 UTC

nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly how
> > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean the
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which
> > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I realized
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and looked
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age you
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > > brush
> > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan
> > > > man
> > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.

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On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012-bb53-1eb30831cea6n@googlegroups.com>):

> nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which
> > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan
> > > > > man
> > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 19:17 UTC

On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which
> > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .. see I
> > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan
> > > > > > man
> > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in..
> > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> But I thought the acrimony came before and during first


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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 09:39 UTC

On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339-b324-08513c17872en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
>
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I have
> an antinomy sandwich for you”
Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for how
much he loved his mother??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 11:57 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food
> > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I have
> > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for how
> much he loved his mother??
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 14:41 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616-b340-ff4c4fe1c971n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work
> > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I have
> > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for how
> > much he loved his mother??
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 17:57 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work
> > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I have
> > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for how
> > > much he loved his mother??
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0-8053-120060f2b234n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work
> > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I
> > > > > have
> > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for how
> > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> obtained from there.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 21:21 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work
> > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in.
> > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for how
> > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > obtained from there.
> You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7-b5c7-71ca06f4be25n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe
> > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for
> > > > > > how
> > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > obtained from there.
> > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
>
> I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a bar
> they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called "fool
> yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not having a
> bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> bridge game in progress.


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On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person . see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for
> > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > > obtained from there.
> > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> >
> > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a bar
> > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called "fool
> > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not having a
> > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> > bridge game in progress.
> Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her makeup
> was correct.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3-8929-fb2c86644daan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for
> > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > >
> > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a bar
> > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > "fool
> > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > having a
> > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> > > bridge game in progress.
> > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her makeup
> > was correct.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and he
> had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.


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