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 by: Mike - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 07:38 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<40da632f-d483-479a-9c11-955e5f14ac2dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides ,
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show in
> > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the Shell
> > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know
> > > about
> > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look up
> > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those guys
> > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about where
> > > the shell building was .
> > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> method to extract tea from
> shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from cucumbers.
>
> Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly reasonable
> now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and then
> burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.

That would ferment trouble with ATF

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides ,
> > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show in
> > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the Shell
> > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know
> > > > about
> > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look up
> > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those guys
> > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about where
> > > > the shell building was .
> > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > method to extract tea from
> > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from cucumbers.
> >
> > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly reasonable
> > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and then
> > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> That would ferment trouble with ATF
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse alcohol and tobacco?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Jun 2022 09:09 UTC

On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a-865c-7d4a30d60c14n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides ,
> > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show
> > > > > in
> > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the
> > > > > Shell
> > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know
> > > > > about
> > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look
> > > > > up
> > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those
> > > > > guys
> > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about
> > > > > where
> > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > > method to extract tea from
> > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from cucumbers.
> > >
> > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > reasonable
> > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and then
> > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse
> alcohol and tobacco?

Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides ,
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the
> > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know
> > > > > > about
> > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those
> > > > > > guys
> > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about
> > > > > > where
> > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from cucumbers.
> > > >
> > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > reasonable
> > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and then
> > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse
> > alcohol and tobacco?
> Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and water board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o nine tails, it's horrible and disgusting.

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On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8-a242-211f34fd2ba8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the
> > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those
> > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about
> > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > reasonable
> > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > then
> > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse
> > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and water
> board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o nine
> tails, it's horrible and disgusting.

Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels of
booze into the storm drain.
What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as it
drained in.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the
> > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those
> > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about
> > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse
> > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and water
> > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o nine
> > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels of
> booze into the storm drain.
> What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as it
> drained in.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and commit sewer side.

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On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e-a0f3-2a7cf7ec184dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the
> > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell
> > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse
> > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > water
> > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > nine
> > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels of
> > booze into the storm drain.
> > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as
> > it
> > drained in.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and commit
> sewer side.

But that would make you a drain on the economy

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 16:41 UTC

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the
> > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell
> > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a
> > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.
> > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and abuse
> > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > > water
> > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > > nine
> > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels of
> > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as
> > > it
> > > drained in.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and commit
> > sewer side.
> But that would make you a drain on the economy
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 20:19 UTC

On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f782de2-4209-422d-b90b-9273df106e1fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell
> > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > > > water
> > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > > > nine
> > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels
> > > > of
> > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as
> > > > it
> > > > drained in.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and commit
> > > sewer side.
> > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the drain.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 04:24 UTC

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > > > > water
> > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > > > > nine
> > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels
> > > > > of
> > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as
> > > > > it
> > > > > drained in.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and commit
> > > > sewer side.
> > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the drain.
> Furrow times, I will ignore that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 08:19 UTC

On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9-9e56-7b3c6ca716d7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it
> > > > > > as
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > commit
> > > > > sewer side.
> > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the drain.
> > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And my brow has furrowed lines.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 19:59 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it
> > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > commit
> > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the drain.
> > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> You have had a trough life
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a-97c8-2d1e8287d776n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > drain.
> > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > You have had a trough life
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> sleep in his bathtub
> and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 7 Jun 2022 16:18 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > drain.
> > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > You have had a trough life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > sleep in his bathtub
> > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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Subject: Re: Dew
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 7 Jun 2022 16:28 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > drain.
> > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > You have had a trough life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > sleep in his bathtub
> > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > drain.
> > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > You have had a trough life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > sleep in his bathtub
> > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 7 Jun 2022 17:12 UTC

On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced-980a-c297feab753dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's about
> is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are called
> mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 04:54 UTC

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's about
> > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are called
> > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> But who makes a better mudder
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 11:29 UTC

On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14-8411-3ccfde8a933en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink
> > > > > from
> > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > sleep
> > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > about
> > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > called
> > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > But who makes a better mudder
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so Lucas
> would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made the
> stomach problem better ...
> Just a minute
> just a minute
>
> maybe I have the two switched?????
> what do I know ?
>
> let me tell you ,
> let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...


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On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > > about
> > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > called
> > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > But who makes a better mudder
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so Lucas
> > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made the
> > stomach problem better ...
> > Just a minute
> > just a minute
> >
> > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > what do I know ?
> >
> > let me tell you ,
> > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 19:43 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1d9eb007-7a9d-432d-8b73-551465d1784cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > > > about
> > > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > > called
> > > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > > But who makes a better mudder
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so
> > > Lucas
> > > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made the
> > > stomach problem better ...
> > > Just a minute
> > > just a minute
> > >
> > > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > > what do I know ?
> > >
> > > let me tell you ,
> > > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> > Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's like a pun ,it is : Lucas Stello, Lou Costello , Lou Reed?


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On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:43:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1d9eb007-7a9d-432d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > > > > about
> > > > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > > > called
> > > > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > > > But who makes a better mudder
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so
> > > > Lucas
> > > > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made the
> > > > stomach problem better ...
> > > > Just a minute
> > > > just a minute
> > > >
> > > > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > > > what do I know ?
> > > >
> > > > let me tell you ,
> > > > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> > > Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's like a pun ,it is : Lucas Stello, Lou Costello , Lou Reed?
> But here we want the real thing not something like a pun
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
there was a show by James Burke called real thing I'd like to see that again it's about perception and it had some neat stuff in it like oh he made you know connections and other really good movies like not movies they were scientific documentaries of any way of him but he had this show called real thing and it was about perception I still remember one part of it he said that in your brain there are circuits of neurons and the three circuits can be activated just like wetting the rim of the glass and running your finger around the rim and it makes a noise and the circuits of neurons can be activated like that but what really impressed me is it takes a lot to impress me anymore was that the number of the circus was really big so I can change the 80th power or so in certain data is stored in the circuits that there's so much capacity there that you could take all the sense data that each person experiences throughout their lifetime and it would be easy Lisa circuits would be enough to store every thing that you experience during your entire lifetime and I thought that was really great and I want to see that series again but there's really no time like do you know I didn't watch all of amy titles series on tulipmania and I commented on it without seeing it and apparently I commented on something that she really talked about and I thought she maybe wouldn't talk about it I took that chance it she actually wrote me back she first time she's ever written me back to criticize me that when I come in a Donald's really in her video and I can't ride her because I said a mean nasty things to someone and they've got me suspended now for six days and I notice that they're not letting me ride to her either so I'm really sad was that too short


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 23:16 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6a88706a-be70-4ef8-8c86-03cb2f8a9276n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:43:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1d9eb007-7a9d-432d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows
> > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > > > > But who makes a better mudder
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so
> > > > > Lucas
> > > > > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made
> > > > > the
> > > > > stomach problem better ...
> > > > > Just a minute
> > > > > just a minute
> > > > >
> > > > > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > > > > what do I know ?
> > > > >
> > > > > let me tell you ,
> > > > > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> > > > Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's like a pun ,it is : Lucas Stello, Lou Costello , Lou Reed?
> > But here we want the real thing not something like a pun
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> there was a show by James Burke called real thing I'd like to see that again
> it's about perception and it had some neat stuff in it like oh he made you
> know connections and other really good movies like not movies they were
> scientific documentaries of any way of him but he had this show called real
> thing and it was about perception I still remember one part of it he said
> that in your brain there are circuits of neurons and the three circuits can
> be activated just like wetting the rim of the glass and running your finger
> around the rim and it makes a noise and the circuits of neurons can be
> activated like that but what really impressed me is it takes a lot to impress
> me anymore was that the number of the circus was really big so I can change
> the 80th power or so in certain data is stored in the circuits that there's
> so much capacity there that you could take all the sense data that each
> person experiences throughout their lifetime and it would be easy Lisa
> circuits would be enough to store every thing that you experience during your
> entire lifetime and I thought that was really great and I want to see that
> series again but there's really no time like do you know I didn't watch all
> of amy titles series on tulipmania and I commented on it without seeing it
> and apparently I commented on something that she really talked about and I
> thought she maybe wouldn't talk about it I took that chance it she actually
> wrote me back she first time she's ever written me back to criticize me that
> when I come in a Donald's really in her video and I can't ride her because I
> said a mean nasty things to someone and they've got me suspended now for six
> days and I notice that they're not letting me ride to her either so I'm
> really sad was that too short


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 04:45 UTC

On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:17:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6a88706a-be70-4ef8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:43:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1d9eb007-7a9d-432d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows
> > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough..
> > > > > > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > > > > > But who makes a better mudder
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so
> > > > > > Lucas
> > > > > > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > stomach problem better ...
> > > > > > Just a minute
> > > > > > just a minute
> > > > > >
> > > > > > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > > > > > what do I know ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > let me tell you ,
> > > > > > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> > > > > Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's like a pun ,it is : Lucas Stello, Lou Costello , Lou Reed?
> > > But here we want the real thing not something like a pun
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > there was a show by James Burke called real thing I'd like to see that again
> > it's about perception and it had some neat stuff in it like oh he made you
> > know connections and other really good movies like not movies they were
> > scientific documentaries of any way of him but he had this show called real
> > thing and it was about perception I still remember one part of it he said
> > that in your brain there are circuits of neurons and the three circuits can
> > be activated just like wetting the rim of the glass and running your finger
> > around the rim and it makes a noise and the circuits of neurons can be
> > activated like that but what really impressed me is it takes a lot to impress
> > me anymore was that the number of the circus was really big so I can change
> > the 80th power or so in certain data is stored in the circuits that there's
> > so much capacity there that you could take all the sense data that each
> > person experiences throughout their lifetime and it would be easy Lisa
> > circuits would be enough to store every thing that you experience during your
> > entire lifetime and I thought that was really great and I want to see that
> > series again but there's really no time like do you know I didn't watch all
> > of amy titles series on tulipmania and I commented on it without seeing it
> > and apparently I commented on something that she really talked about and I
> > thought she maybe wouldn't talk about it I took that chance it she actually
> > wrote me back she first time she's ever written me back to criticize me that
> > when I come in a Donald's really in her video and I can't ride her because I
> > said a mean nasty things to someone and they've got me suspended now for six
> > days and I notice that they're not letting me ride to her either so I'm
> > really sad was that too short
> The name of the PBS series was “Connections” with 2 sequels
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228-89ed-77b485b34fc2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:17:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6a88706a-be70-4ef8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:43:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1d9eb007-7a9d-432d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liar ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tearist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows
> > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton
> > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > > > > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what
> > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > > > > > > But who makes a better mudder
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so
> > > > > > > Lucas
> > > > > > > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > stomach problem better ...
> > > > > > > Just a minute
> > > > > > > just a minute
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > > > > > > what do I know ?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > let me tell you ,
> > > > > > > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> > > > > > Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It's like a pun ,it is : Lucas Stello, Lou Costello , Lou Reed?
> > > > But here we want the real thing not something like a pun
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > there was a show by James Burke called real thing I'd like to see that
> > > again
> > > it's about perception and it had some neat stuff in it like oh he made you
> > > know connections and other really good movies like not movies they were
> > > scientific documentaries of any way of him but he had this show called real
> > > thing and it was about perception I still remember one part of it he said
> > > that in your brain there are circuits of neurons and the three circuits can
> > > be activated just like wetting the rim of the glass and running your finger
> > > around the rim and it makes a noise and the circuits of neurons can be
> > > activated like that but what really impressed me is it takes a lot to
> > > impress
> > > me anymore was that the number of the circus was really big so I can change
> > > the 80th power or so in certain data is stored in the circuits that there's
> > > so much capacity there that you could take all the sense data that each
> > > person experiences throughout their lifetime and it would be easy Lisa
> > > circuits would be enough to store every thing that you experience during
> > > your
> > > entire lifetime and I thought that was really great and I want to see that
> > > series again but there's really no time like do you know I didn't watch all
> > > of amy titles series on tulipmania and I commented on it without seeing it
> > > and apparently I commented on something that she really talked about and I
> > > thought she maybe wouldn't talk about it I took that chance it she actually
> > > wrote me back she first time she's ever written me back to criticize me
> > > that
> > > when I come in a Donald's really in her video and I can't ride her because
> > > I
> > > said a mean nasty things to someone and they've got me suspended now for
> > > six
> > > days and I notice that they're not letting me ride to her either so I'm
> > > really sad was that too short
> > The name of the PBS series was “Connections” with 2 sequels
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects me to
> this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real Thing
> it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past to be
> watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.


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