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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 23:09 UTC

On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:17:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6a88706a-be70-4ef8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:43:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1d9eb007-7a9d-432d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:29:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liar ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tearist
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was ..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > drink
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > sleep
> > > > > > > > > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton
> > > > > > > > > > > > used
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > > > > > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > > > > > > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what
> > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > > > > > > > > But who makes a better mudder
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so
> > > > > > > > Lucas
> > > > > > > > would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > stomach problem better ...
> > > > > > > > Just a minute
> > > > > > > > just a minute
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > maybe I have the two switched?????
> > > > > > > > what do I know ?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > let me tell you ,
> > > > > > > > let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...
> > > > > > > Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's like a pun ,it is : Lucas Stello, Lou Costello , Lou Reed?
> > > > > But here we want the real thing not something like a pun
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > there was a show by James Burke called real thing I'd like to see that
> > > > again
> > > > it's about perception and it had some neat stuff in it like oh he made you
> > > > know connections and other really good movies like not movies they were
> > > > scientific documentaries of any way of him but he had this show called real
> > > > thing and it was about perception I still remember one part of it he said
> > > > that in your brain there are circuits of neurons and the three circuits can
> > > > be activated just like wetting the rim of the glass and running your finger
> > > > around the rim and it makes a noise and the circuits of neurons can be
> > > > activated like that but what really impressed me is it takes a lot to
> > > > impress
> > > > me anymore was that the number of the circus was really big so I can change
> > > > the 80th power or so in certain data is stored in the circuits that there's
> > > > so much capacity there that you could take all the sense data that each
> > > > person experiences throughout their lifetime and it would be easy Lisa
> > > > circuits would be enough to store every thing that you experience during
> > > > your
> > > > entire lifetime and I thought that was really great and I want to see that
> > > > series again but there's really no time like do you know I didn't watch all
> > > > of amy titles series on tulipmania and I commented on it without seeing it
> > > > and apparently I commented on something that she really talked about and I
> > > > thought she maybe wouldn't talk about it I took that chance it she actually
> > > > wrote me back she first time she's ever written me back to criticize me
> > > > that
> > > > when I come in a Donald's really in her video and I can't ride her because
> > > > I
> > > > said a mean nasty things to someone and they've got me suspended now for
> > > > six
> > > > days and I notice that they're not letting me ride to her either so I'm
> > > > really sad was that too short
> > > The name of the PBS series was “Connections” with 2 sequels
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects me to
> > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real Thing
> > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past to be
> > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects me to
> > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real Thing
> > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past to
> > > be
> > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
>
> What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't call
> me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing works.
> That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.

But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the name)
is still a popular read

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:07 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects me to
> > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real Thing
> > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past to
> > > > be
> > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> >
> > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't call
> > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing works.
> > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the name)
> is still a popular read
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't real if you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal with reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's how it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction every time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates into reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:39 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb-8f93-9d910f349c24n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects me
> > > > > to
> > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real
> > > > > Thing
> > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past to
> > > > > be
> > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > >
> > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't call
> > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing works.
> > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the name)
> > is still a popular read
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't real if
> you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal with
> reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's how
> it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction every
> time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates into
> reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.

Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 18:04 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects me
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real
> > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past to
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > >
> > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't call
> > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing works.
> > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the name)
> > > is still a popular read
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't real if
> > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal with
> > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's how
> > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction every
> > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates into
> > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 19:09 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15-846c-7864e8e41525n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real
> > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > >
> > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't
> > > > > call
> > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing works.
> > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the name)
> > > > is still a popular read
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't real
> > > if
> > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal
> > > with
> > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's how
> > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction every
> > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates into
> > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.

Heard of who???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real
> > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the past
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't
> > > > > > call
> > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing works.
> > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the name)
> > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't real
> > > > if
> > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal
> > > > with
> > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's how
> > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction every
> > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates into
> > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> Heard of who???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Is there an owl in here?

one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't remember anything else about it

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 by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:41 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<65587992-2463-454b-8ff1-80998921fcean@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real
> > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the
> > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And don't
> > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing
> > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the
> > > > > > name)
> > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't
> > > > > real
> > > > > if
> > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal
> > > > > with
> > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's
> > > > > how
> > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction
> > > > > every
> > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates
> > > > > into
> > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > Heard of who???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Is there an owl in here?
>
> one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't remember
> anything else about it

So you don’t give a hoot .

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 17:19 UTC

On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which affects
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called Real
> > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the
> > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest .. And don't
> > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing
> > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the
> > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't
> > > > > > real
> > > > > > if
> > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's
> > > > > > how
> > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction
> > > > > > every
> > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates
> > > > > > into
> > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > Heard of who???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Is there an owl in here?
> >
> > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't remember
> > anything else about it
> So you don’t give a hoot .
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of them couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could hoot would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:50 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf-be14-6df11ede9b7en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called
> > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the
> > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing
> > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the
> > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't
> > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's
> > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction
> > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates
> > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > Heard of who???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Is there an owl in here?
> > >
> > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't remember
> > > anything else about it
> > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of them
> couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could hoot
> would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.

But you are no Hoot Gibson.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 21:19 UTC

On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called
> > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing
> > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the
> > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't
> > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only deal
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and here's
> > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction
> > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story instantiates
> > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > >
> > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't remember
> > > > anything else about it
> > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of them
> > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could hoot
> > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not good of enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we have hoot inna pun.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 09:24 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18-ac85-da3490d4e58an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the
> > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't
> > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only
> > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction
> > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > >
> > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > remember
> > > > > anything else about it
> > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of them
> > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could hoot
> > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not good of
> enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> have hoot inna pun.

Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 18:24 UTC

On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed the
> > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it isn't
> > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only
> > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science fiction
> > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > remember
> > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of them
> > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could hoot
> > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot..
> > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not good of
> > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> > have hoot inna pun.
> Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 09:39 UTC

On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857-a3ef-1487546f6a0an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only
> > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > them
> > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > hoot
> > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not good
> > > of
> > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> > > have hoot inna pun.
> > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 19:58 UTC

On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only
> > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not good
> > > > of
> > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban ordinary
> Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 09:48 UTC

On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c-bdb3-1fb8d8344e2dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > good
> > > > > of
> > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban ordinary
> > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably made
> from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal track
> seems I've heard about that at one point.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:09 UTC

On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > > good
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban ordinary
> > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably made
> > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal track
> > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:45 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<30100992-f953-422b-8d2b-01500cbab9e7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > ordinary
> > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > made
> > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal track
> > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really hard ;
> I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> hard two swallow.


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On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > ordinary
> > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > made
> > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal track
> > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really hard ;
> > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > hard two swallow.
> You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:34 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb-8eb1-a70d466d81f1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > > made
> > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > track
> > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really hard
> > > ;
> > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > > hard two swallow.
> > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist that
> he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> mounted?"
> The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
>
> As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago and
> put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale Evans
> replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:17 UTC

On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > > > made
> > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > > track
> > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really hard
> > > > ;
> > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > > > hard two swallow.
> > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist that
> > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> > mounted?"
> > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> >
> > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago and
> > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale Evans
> > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
>
> Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> So quit horsing around and get it right
>
> By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed down
> as it
> began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo. But
> apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all the
> exhibits were auctioned off.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 07:37 UTC

On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e-99f3-48fa1d4eddc0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > hard
> > > > > ;
> > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist
> > > that
> > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> > > mounted?"
> > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > >
> > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago
> > > and
> > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > Evans
> > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> >
> > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > So quit horsing around and get it right
> >
> > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > down
> > as it
> > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo. But
> > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all the
> > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter I'm
> really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
>
> take the Wright brothers (please):
>
> Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
>
> Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:07 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > hard
> > > > > > ;
> > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist
> > > > that
> > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> > > > mounted?"
> > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > >
> > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago
> > > > and
> > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > Evans
> > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > >
> > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > >
> > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > down
> > > as it
> > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.. But
> > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all the
> > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter I'm
> > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> >
> > take the Wright brothers (please):
> >
> > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> >
> > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
>
> You have made that plane enough
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:02 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e-9c5c-9d247c983a19n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist
> > > > > that
> > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > >
> > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago
> > > > > and
> > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > > Evans
> > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > > >
> > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > >
> > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > > down
> > > > as it
> > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo. But
> > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all
> > > > the
> > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter I'm
> > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > >
> > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > >
> > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > >
> > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> >
> > You have made that plane enough
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and the
> bottom needs to be planed enough.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 21:28 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:02:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> > > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > > > Evans
> > > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > > >
> > > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > > > down
> > > > > as it
> > > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo. But
> > > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all
> > > > > the
> > > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter I'm
> > > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > > >
> > > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > > >
> > > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > > >
> > > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> > >
> > > You have made that plane enough
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and the
> > bottom needs to be planed enough.
> Or else the poor workmanship willing come back to haunt you??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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