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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 15:13 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > some
> > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they were
> > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and then
> > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone knocks
> > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my door "
> > and the person answers "if what?
> They are not sure how to describe themselves
> either a drinking society that studies history or
> a historical society that has a drinking problem
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 20:53 UTC

On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82-aa81-fba6520f6685n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would
> > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > > some
> > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they
> > > > > were
> > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > then
> > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > knocks
> > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my door
> > > "
> > > and the person answers "if what?
> > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at the
> wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and throw
> darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 23 May 2022 06:14 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would
> > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > > > some
> > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they
> > > > > > were
> > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > > knocks
> > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my door
> > > > "
> > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at the
> > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and throw
> > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> A very point-ed rebuttal
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 23 May 2022 10:12 UTC

On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da-bb65-32af70f7ed0dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would
> > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they
> > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > > > knocks
> > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > door
> > > > > "
> > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at
> > > the
> > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and throw
> > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and I'm
> fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> Surfers.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 01:17 UTC

On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would
> > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they
> > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > > door
> > > > > > "
> > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at
> > > > the
> > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and throw
> > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have..
> > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and I'm
> > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > Surfers.
> So you make them the butt of your jokes
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 09:25 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8-ac82-8745dda5b75bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who
> > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they
> > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at
> > > > > the
> > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and
> > > > > throw
> > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and
> > > I'm
> > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > > Surfers.
> > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience gets a
> little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell the
> one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy
> with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the joke
> , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”


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On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who
> > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and
> > > > > > throw
> > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and
> > > > I'm
> > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > > > Surfers.
> > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience gets a
> > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell the
> > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy
> > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the joke
> > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
>
> I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c-b88a-62bd0f86f22an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and
> > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > > > > Surfers.
> > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience gets a
> > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell the
> > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy
> > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the
> > > joke
> > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> >
> > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what he
> would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would entice
> another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say "my
> butt is a joke."
>
> The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and the
> four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you , babe”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 25 May 2022 19:34 UTC

On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and
> > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and
> > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience gets a
> > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell the
> > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy
> > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the
> > > > joke
> > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > >
> > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what he
> > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would entice
> > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say "my
> > butt is a joke."
> >
> > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and the
> > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you , babe”
>
> Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 00:11 UTC

On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<05da06fe-137a-477a-8d29-167c08b9ce78n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and
> > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience
> > > > > gets a
> > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell
> > > > > the
> > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy
> > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the
> > > > > joke
> > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > >
> > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what he
> > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would entice
> > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say "my
> > > butt is a joke."
> > >
> > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and the
> > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you , babe”
> >
> > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've ever
> been in; you should experience that Derry air.


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On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and
> > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.
> > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience
> > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy
> > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the
> > > > > > joke
> > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what he
> > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would entice
> > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say "my
> > > > butt is a joke."
> > > >
> > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and the
> > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you , babe”
> > >
> > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've ever
> > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> I prefer Perri-Air
>
> https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:41 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<756af539-782c-4f44-a1d5-072dd9a1a3bcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already
> > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience
> > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the
> > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the
> > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what he
> > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > entice
> > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say
> > > > > "my
> > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > >
> > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and the
> > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you , babe”
> > > >
> > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've ever
> > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > I prefer Perri-Air
> >
> > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and they
> were tapping into its urine supply.


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On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already
> > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience
> > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the
> > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the
> > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what he
> > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > entice
> > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say
> > > > > > "my
> > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and the
> > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you , babe”
> > > > >
> > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've ever
> > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > >
> > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and they
> > were tapping into its urine supply.
> Water you expecting me to do about it??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 May 2022 08:58 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1-8d56-567b25826176n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience
> > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and
> > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the
> > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say
> > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've
> > > > > ever
> > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > >
> > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and they
> > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over you.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 May 2022 20:55 UTC

On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them .. very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience
> > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and
> > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the
> > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and say
> > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've
> > > > > > ever
> > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > >
> > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and they
> > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over you..
> But Crimea dos not pay.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 28 May 2022 10:05 UTC

On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<616cbf5a-99b6-40f7-842e-3a990a6cfe4en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the
> > > > > > > > > > > audience
> > > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and
> > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and
> > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've
> > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and
> > > > > they
> > > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over you.
> > But Crimea dos not pay.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes it does pay well. I worked in the Crimea as
> mass teleporter technician and it paid very well.


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On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:05:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<616cbf5a-99b6-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the
> > > > > > > > > > > > audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and
> > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of jokes..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and what
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and
> > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli and
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas I've
> > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over you.
> > > But Crimea dos not pay.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes it does pay well. I worked in the Crimea as
> > mass teleporter technician and it paid very well.
> And you did have to pay your Bill’s -- and all those Bill;s formed a long
> line waiting to get paid.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 May 2022 08:26 UTC

On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c160dbb-d9d9-4cd7-9193-a3a74923a58fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:05:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<616cbf5a-99b6-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of
> > > > > > > > > > > > jokes..
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and
> > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas
> > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > > > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over you.
> > > > But Crimea dos not pay.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes it does pay well. I worked in the Crimea as
> > > mass teleporter technician and it paid very well.
> > And you did have to pay your Bill’s -- and all those Bill;s formed a long
> > line waiting to get paid.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A ravenous lion was prowling the neighborhood and he ate all of those Bills;
> you might say those Bills were in a lion.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 May 2022 15:41 UTC

On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:26:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c160dbb-d9d9-4cd7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:05:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<616cbf5a-99b6-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and
> > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he would
> > > > > > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh and
> > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas
> > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog , and
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > > > > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over you.
> > > > > But Crimea dos not pay.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes it does pay well. I worked in the Crimea as
> > > > mass teleporter technician and it paid very well.
> > > And you did have to pay your Bill’s -- and all those Bill;s formed a long
> > > line waiting to get paid.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A ravenous lion was prowling the neighborhood and he ate all of those Bills;
> > you might say those Bills were in a lion.
> So you alerted him to be lion in wait for them
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d-92a3-1a9a4e5af565n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:26:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1c160dbb-d9d9-4cd7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:05:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<616cbf5a-99b6-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas
> > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > > > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog ,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > > > > > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over
> > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > But Crimea dos not pay.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes it does pay well. I worked in the Crimea as
> > > > > mass teleporter technician and it paid very well.
> > > > And you did have to pay your Bill’s -- and all those Bill;s formed a
> > > > long
> > > > line waiting to get paid.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A ravenous lion was prowling the neighborhood and he ate all of those
> > > Bills;
> > > you might say those Bills were in a lion.
> > So you alerted him to be lion in wait for them
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all relaxed.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 May 2022 17:21 UTC

On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:26:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1c160dbb-d9d9-4cd7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:05:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<616cbf5a-99b6-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 3:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<06b4e3dc-89ae-48c1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:41:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<756af539-782c-4f44...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:11:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05da06fe-137a-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:11:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbb69f61-0f9b-485c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:26:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f62d4d3f-94f4-40f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > course
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knocking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hysterectomy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good-naturedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rebuttle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surfers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you make them the butt of your jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > audience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it was only the homosexuals that were the butt of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jokes..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this homosexual that would go to homosexual orgies and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would do was he bought himself a big huge fake butt , when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > entice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > another homosexual into using the big fake butt he would laugh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt is a joke."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The very best music to play at an orgy is a song by Frankie Valli
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > four seasons which is titled "I keep working my Way back to you ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Derrière me, somehow I had a haunch you Wold say that,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once visited Derry in Great Britain , one of the cleanest areas
> > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > been in; you should experience that Derry air.
> > > > > > > > > > > I prefer Perri-Air
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of Terrier water, water from the center of a dog ,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > were tapping into its urine supply.
> > > > > > > > > Water you expecting me to do about it??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I want you to Crimea River , Crimea river , I cried me a River over
> > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > But Crimea dos not pay.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes it does pay well. I worked in the Crimea as
> > > > > > mass teleporter technician and it paid very well.
> > > > > And you did have to pay your Bill’s -- and all those Bill;s formed a
> > > > > long
> > > > > line waiting to get paid.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A ravenous lion was prowling the neighborhood and he ate all of those
> > > > Bills;
> > > > you might say those Bills were in a lion.
> > > So you alerted him to be lion in wait for them
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all relaxed.
> So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 19:49 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a-99c2-694a5db28942n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > relaxed.
> > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides , I'm
> too busy harvesting pecans.

So you are running a shell game!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 07:19 UTC

On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > relaxed.
> > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides , I'm
> > too busy harvesting pecans.
> So you are running a shell game!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show in Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the Shell Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know about the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look up and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those guys who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about where the shell building was .

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 May 2022 09:10 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1-8049-6e27cb54b0b2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > > relaxed.
> > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides , I'm
> > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show in
> Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the Shell
> Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know about
> the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look up
> and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those guys
> who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about where
> the shell building was .

Should have taken shell-tea earlier

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then they all
> > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ; besides , I'm
> > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art show in
> > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is the Shell
> > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to know about
> > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I look up
> > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell oil
> > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know those guys
> > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking about where
> > the shell building was .
> Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I developed a method to extract tea from
shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from cucumbers.

Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly reasonable now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and then burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light anyway.

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