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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:03 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for
> > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > >
> > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a bar
> > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > > "fool
> > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > having a
> > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her makeup
> > > was correct.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and he
> > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.
> WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0-966e-96df14222a1an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > >
> > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a
> > > > > bar
> > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > > > "fool
> > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > > having a
> > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > makeup
> > > > was correct.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and
> > > he
> > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.
> > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10 bloody
> patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera
> saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 23:18 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man.. No lie ! Just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a
> > > > > > bar
> > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > > > having a
> > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > makeup
> > > > > was correct.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and
> > > > he
> > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.
> > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10 bloody
> > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera
> > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
>
> Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7-9e70-be31d6b751ecn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a
> > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and
> > > > > he
> > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.
> > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > bloody
> > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera
> > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> >
> > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate with a
> lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and Dick
> Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them and
> says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap door
> and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and says
> "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on the way down “I hope I land safely"
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 15:13 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a
> > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.
> > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > bloody
> > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera
> > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > >
> > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate with a
> > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and Dick
> > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them and
> > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap door
> > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and says
> > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on the way down “I hope I land safely"
> A
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:16 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3-9dc3-6da5dbb71080n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was
> > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > bloody
> > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera
> > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > >
> > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > with a
> > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and Dick
> > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them and
> > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > door
> > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and says
> > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on the
> > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > A
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land on a
> haystack.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 21:35 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of
> > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was
> > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera
> > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > > with a
> > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and Dick
> > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them and
> > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > > door
> > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and says
> > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on the
> > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > A
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land on a
> > haystack.
> But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 10:09 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429-9ce2-de233c0f1f36n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was
> > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > > > with a
> > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and Dick
> > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them
> > > > > and
> > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > > > door
> > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and says
> > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on the
> > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > A
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land on a
> > > haystack.
> > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted the
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 16:57 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was
> > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her
> > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The
> > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > > > > with a
> > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and Dick
> > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > > > > door
> > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and says
> > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on the
> > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > A
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land on a
> > > > haystack.
> > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted the
> > American Gothic painting:
> You wood think of that way out of the blame
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:00 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3-aa1e-4d1aacea328an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone
> > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called
> > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > A
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land
> > > > > on a
> > > > > haystack.
> > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted
> > > the
> > > American Gothic painting:
> > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff as
> it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork mostly is
> there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
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On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 12:00:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone
> > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called
> > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land
> > > > > > on a
> > > > > > haystack.
> > > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted
> > > > the
> > > > American Gothic painting:
> > > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff as
> > it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork mostly is
> > there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> > someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
> > terrible
> For some people, thats the only way to be sure they get the point.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 11:18 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<35e2d1b7-36b2-4c65-879e-4ec57fbf42b6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 12:00:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called
> > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with
> > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could
> > > > > > > > > operate
> > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the
> > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land
> > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > haystack.
> > > > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted
> > > > > the
> > > > > American Gothic painting:
> > > > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff as
> > > it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork mostly
> > > is
> > > there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> > > someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
> > > terrible
> > For some people, thats the only way to be sure they get the point.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Or four points, n e weigh.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 16:14 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:18:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<35e2d1b7-36b2-4c65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 12:00:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you..”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called
> > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could
> > > > > > > > > > operate
> > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the
> > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land
> > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > haystack.
> > > > > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > American Gothic painting:
> > > > > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff as
> > > > it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork mostly
> > > > is
> > > > there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> > > > someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
> > > > terrible
> > > For some people, thats the only way to be sure they get the point.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Or four points, n e weigh.
> Hoe hoe hoe, very funny
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 17:06 UTC

On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1-b835-e85c683bf03en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:18:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<35e2d1b7-36b2-4c65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 12:00:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could
> > > > > > > > > > > operate
> > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the
> > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to
> > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > haystack.
> > > > > > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who
> > > > > > > painted
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > American Gothic painting:
> > > > > > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff
> > > > > as
> > > > > it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork
> > > > > mostly
> > > > > is
> > > > > there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> > > > > someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
> > > > > terrible
> > > > For some people, thats the only way to be sure they get the point.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Or four points, n e weigh.
> > Hoe hoe hoe, very funny
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he wants
> to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are and
> there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops with a
> hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:13 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:18:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<35e2d1b7-36b2-4c65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 12:00:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony........AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could
> > > > > > > > > > > > operate
> > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the
> > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > > > > > > A
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to
> > > > > > > > > > land
> > > > > > > > > > on a
> > > > > > > > > > haystack.
> > > > > > > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who
> > > > > > > > painted
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > American Gothic painting:
> > > > > > > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff
> > > > > > as
> > > > > > it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork
> > > > > > mostly
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> > > > > > someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
> > > > > > terrible
> > > > > For some people, thats the only way to be sure they get the point..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Or four points, n e weigh.
> > > Hoe hoe hoe, very funny
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he wants
> > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are and
> > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops with a
> > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:22 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea-a8d7-e976ac6aa224n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he
> > > wants
> > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are and
> > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops
> > > with a
> > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of his
> ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region and got
> after it.

That is just a bunch of hoe-kum

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 22:31 UTC

On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he
> > > > wants
> > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are and
> > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops
> > > > with a
> > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of his
> > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region and got
> > after it.
> That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:12 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666-b1e5-d9ccb3aafee5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he
> > > > > wants
> > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are
> > > > > and
> > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops
> > > > > with a
> > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of his
> > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region and
> > > got
> > > after it.
> > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's
> (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.

Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 11:20 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he
> > > > > > wants
> > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops
> > > > > > with a
> > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of his
> > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region and
> > > > got
> > > > after it.
> > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's
> > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 15:13 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0-be34-a73f2e8bffb3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he
> > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops
> > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of
> > > > > his
> > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region and
> > > > > got
> > > > > after it.
> > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's
> > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.

But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 17:16 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but he
> > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's are
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and chops
> > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of
> > > > > > his
> > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region and
> > > > > > got
> > > > > > after it.
> > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's
> > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked him if at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can still get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:06 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's
> > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and
> > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's
> > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked him if
> at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can still
> get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.

Poster boy for viagra

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 20:04 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and
> > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one of
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume ho's
> > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked him if
> > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can still
> > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> Poster boy for viagra
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think it'll do much for a dead person.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 06:37 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49-ab9f-8e4bca27d8b8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and
> > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume
> > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked him
> > > if
> > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > still
> > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > Poster boy for viagra
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think it'll
> do much for a dead person.

But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 13:23 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan but
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and
> > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was one
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern region
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume
> > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked him
> > > > if
> > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > > still
> > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think it'll
> > do much for a dead person.
> But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.

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