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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 22:57 UTC

On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 10:52:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2c8dc689-ec9b-476d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cd0a08b5-9629-465c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > child
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little
> > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8
> > > > > > > > > > > > year
> > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > beans
> > > > > > > > > > living
> > > > > > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > too.
> > > > > > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in
> > > > > > > > front
> > > > > > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it
> > > > > > > > circumnavigates
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only
> > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > > > > > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > won't go there.
> > > > > > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me differently
> > > > > > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West , I've
> > > > > > been
> > > > > > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> > > > > Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> > > > > Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right direction
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was a male porn star who went only by the initial E in order to
> > > > preserve his privacy , the Director of the movie commanded him to perform
> > > > Colonel Angus on the lead porno lady star , so you could basically say
> > > > that E
> > > > licks her.
> > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, he had tongue in lips.
> You said a mouthful
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 23 Jun 2022 12:48 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4765884c-138b-4792-9498-ffa3d7e55f39n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 10:52:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2c8dc689-ec9b-476d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cd0a08b5-9629-465c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > child
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > year
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > beans
> > > > > > > > > > > living
> > > > > > > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > too.
> > > > > > > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > front
> > > > > > > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it
> > > > > > > > > circumnavigates
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only
> > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in
> > > > > > > > > drugs
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > won't go there.
> > > > > > > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me
> > > > > > > differently
> > > > > > > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West ,
> > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> > > > > > Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> > > > > > Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right
> > > > > > direction
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was a male porn star who went only by the initial E in order to
> > > > > preserve his privacy , the Director of the movie commanded him to perform
> > > > > Colonel Angus on the lead porno lady star , so you could basically say
> > > > > that E
> > > > > licks her.
> > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > You said a mouthful
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
>
> Big mouth


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On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 10:52:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2c8dc689-ec9b-476d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cd0a08b5-9629-465c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > child
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > year
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > beans
> > > > > > > > > > > > living
> > > > > > > > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > too.
> > > > > > > > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > front
> > > > > > > > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it
> > > > > > > > > > circumnavigates
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only
> > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in
> > > > > > > > > > drugs
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > won't go there.
> > > > > > > > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me
> > > > > > > > differently
> > > > > > > > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West ,
> > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> > > > > > > Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> > > > > > > Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right
> > > > > > > direction
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was a male porn star who went only by the initial E in order to
> > > > > > preserve his privacy , the Director of the movie commanded him to perform
> > > > > > Colonel Angus on the lead porno lady star , so you could basically say
> > > > > > that E
> > > > > > licks her.
> > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > You said a mouthful
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> >
> > Big mouth
> Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> them.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > >
> > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > You said a mouthful
> > >
> > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > >
> > > Big mouth
> > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> > them.
>
> My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
>
> They drank a lot of tea.

Now you are just getting maw-dilin

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:58 UTC

On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > >
> > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > >
> > > > Big mouth
> > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> > > them.
> >
> > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> >
> > They drank a lot of tea.
> Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:

Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw

Or maybe it's more like MAU?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 17:17 UTC

On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea323649-8511-49df-ac88-da3004bb918cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > >
> > > > > Big mouth
> > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> > > > them.
> > >
> > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > >
> > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
>
> Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
>
> Or maybe it's more like MAU?

But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 12:12 UTC

On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> > > > > them.
> > > >
> > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > >
> > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> >
> > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> >
> > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?"

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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 14:49 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab-8853-d6a016de7212n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> > > > > > them.
> > > > >
> > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > >
> > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > >
> > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > >
> > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 17:04 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to protect
> > > > > > > them.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > >
> > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > >
> > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?

Which is pretty doggone fast.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 18:47 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0-8f3c-ff69a096b7ccn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > >
> > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > >
> > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
>
> Which is pretty doggone fast.

You are proton me on

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 21:36 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> >
> > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> You are proton me on
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas airline has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope Trump doesn't get back in orifice.

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On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc-926d-b2199a82c87bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > >
> > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > You are proton me on
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas airline
> has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope Trump
> doesn't get back in orifice.

That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 16:37 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > >
> > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > You are proton me on
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas airline
> > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope Trump
> > doesn't get back in orifice.
> That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the hotel room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were inflating one of them right within the city.

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On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7-9c93-4d59cfb1d76fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > >
> > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > You are proton me on
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > airline
> > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope Trump
> > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the hotel
> room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> inflating one of them right within the city.

Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > airline
> > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope Trump
> > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the hotel
> > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > inflating one of them right within the city.
> Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural gas , let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:49 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9-8b85-4195def83154n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > airline
> > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > Trump
> > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the hotel
> > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural gas ,
> let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.

A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
resources

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 22:20 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > > airline
> > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the hotel
> > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural gas ,
> > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> resources
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 08:32 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8-8b02-4c6dbbfa906an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the
> > > > > hotel
> > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural
> > > gas ,
> > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > resources
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas from
> both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:01 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the
> > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural
> > > > gas ,
> > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > resources
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas from
> > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> And accomplish nothing useful
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:25 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc-84e9-72ce8b2df807n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the
> > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural
> > > > > gas ,
> > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > resources
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas from
> > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > And accomplish nothing useful
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that definition
> "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every politician
> in history there.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 21:23 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the
> > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural
> > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > resources
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas from
> > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that definition
> > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every politician
> > in history there.
> Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to Ug
> the caveman
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6c460410-4ead-4559-a1cf-5f6f072df251n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure
> > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the
> > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural
> > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > > resources
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas
> > > > > from
> > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that definition
> > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > politician
> > > in history there.
> > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to Ug
> > the caveman
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> reports.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:20 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the
> > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural
> > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that definition
> > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > politician
> > > > in history there.
> > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to Ug
> > > the caveman
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > reports.
> Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 20:13 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9-bd76-cfb02b3a1aa4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > definition
> > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > politician
> > > > > in history there.
> > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to
> > > > Ug
> > > > the caveman
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > reports.
> > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children but
> actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.


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On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:13:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > > definition
> > > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > > politician
> > > > > > in history there.
> > > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to
> > > > > Ug
> > > > > the caveman
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > > reports.
> > > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children but
> > actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.
> But that would eliminate them from the cemetery vote roles////
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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