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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 14:20 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f-b3b0-648d4e0fb930n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume
> > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked
> > > > > him
> > > > > if
> > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > > > still
> > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > it'll
> > > do much for a dead person.
> > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.

If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 15:25 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I assume
> > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked
> > > > > > him
> > > > > > if
> > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > > > > still
> > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > > it'll
> > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .

if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would that bother them after a while?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 04:59 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96-b4b3-4c962f10c6c2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked
> > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > > > it'll
> > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
>
> if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would that
> bother them after a while?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 14:28 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> >
> > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would that
> > bother them after a while?
> Does that a-peal to you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:38 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e-b344-ecd1b3a07fbbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > >
> > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would that
> > > bother them after a while?
> > Does that a-peal to you???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I like apples. They do a-peal to me.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 20:22 UTC

On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia ..
> > > >
> > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would that
> > > > bother them after a while?
> > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> Orange you glad I thought of them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 06:41 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9-805b-b1235acff5fen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > >
> > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > that
> > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ? You
> have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 13:33 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ? You
> > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
>
> B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 15:44 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd-ae19-0a7cccf79bf0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ?
> > > You
> > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> >
> > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe a
> Brit twit?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 19:26 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ?
> > > > You
> > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > >
> > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe a
> > Brit twit?
> But you are not on twit-er....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 20:53 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce-9745-f15ac7a0e764n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ?
> > > > > You
> > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > >
> > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe a
> > > Brit twit?
> > But you are not on twit-er....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was really
> mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and then drew
> a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that Hitler
> was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group : Nazis.


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On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ?
> > > > > > You
> > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > >
> > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe a
> > > > Brit twit?
> > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was really
> > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and then drew
> > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that Hitler
> > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group : Nazis.
> Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54-8232-c686c0b101e4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on
> > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange
> > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe
> > > > > a
> > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was
> > > really
> > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and then
> > > drew
> > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that Hitler
> > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > Nazis.
> > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a meanie I
> went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something that
> deserves suspension


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On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on
> > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange
> > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was
> > > > really
> > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and then
> > > > drew
> > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that Hitler
> > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > Nazis.
> > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a meanie I
> > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something that
> > deserves suspension
> But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c-990a-ef9e0c4d74bbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or
> > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was
> > > > > really
> > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and then
> > > > > drew
> > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that
> > > > > Hitler
> > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > > Nazis.
> > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a meanie I
> > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something that
> > > deserves suspension
> > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating severe
> population control measures.


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On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge..
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or
> > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was
> > > > > > really
> > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and then
> > > > > > drew
> > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that
> > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a meanie I
> > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something that
> > > > deserves suspension
> > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating severe
> > population control measures.
> A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 09:39 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ab888159-56a9-4af8-9bb2-e14718af9a66n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or
> > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was
> > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > drew
> > > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that
> > > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a meanie
> > > > > I
> > > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something that
> > > > > deserves suspension
> > > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating severe
> > > population control measures.
> > A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, also such things as Increase in demand for bulldozers to dig huge
> trenches and shove in bodies and cover them over alive The man was a real
> charmer wasn't he?


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ab888159-56a9-4af8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or
> > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person was
> > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > drew
> > > > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that
> > > > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a meanie
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > > > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something that
> > > > > > deserves suspension
> > > > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating severe
> > > > population control measures.
> > > A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, also such things as Increase in demand for bulldozers to dig huge
> > trenches and shove in bodies and cover them over alive The man was a real
> > charmer wasn't he?
> Nothing could be fuhrer from the truth
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 04:52 UTC

On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7bbc10b7-23f2-4604-9535-294a26923063n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ab888159-56a9-4af8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or
> > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > drew
> > > > > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that
> > > > > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a
> > > > > > > meanie
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > > > > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > deserves suspension
> > > > > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > > > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating
> > > > > severe
> > > > > population control measures.
> > > > A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, also such things as Increase in demand for bulldozers to dig huge
> > > trenches and shove in bodies and cover them over alive The man was a real
> > > charmer wasn't he?
> > Nothing could be fuhrer from the truth
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's nice that Putin took over over his job.


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:52:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7bbc10b7-23f2-4604...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ab888159-56a9-4af8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > drew
> > > > > > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement that
> > > > > > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist group :
> > > > > > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a
> > > > > > > > meanie
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your Facebook
> > > > > > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > > > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > deserves suspension
> > > > > > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > > > > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating
> > > > > > severe
> > > > > > population control measures.
> > > > > A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, also such things as Increase in demand for bulldozers to dig huge
> > > > trenches and shove in bodies and cover them over alive The man was a real
> > > > charmer wasn't he?
> > > Nothing could be fuhrer from the truth
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's nice that Putin took over over his job.
> WWII repeat. Hitler was not satisfied with Poland --
> will Putin really be satisfied with Ukraine???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 12:11 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<83aef964-5db6-4ecc-a7b7-cfa08f3ba53en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:52:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7bbc10b7-23f2-4604...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ab888159-56a9-4af8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > limitations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > drew
> > > > > > > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist
> > > > > > > > > > > group :
> > > > > > > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > > > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a
> > > > > > > > > meanie
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your
> > > > > > > > > Facebook
> > > > > > > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > > > > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > deserves suspension
> > > > > > > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > > > > > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating
> > > > > > > severe
> > > > > > > population control measures.
> > > > > > A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, also such things as Increase in demand for bulldozers to dig huge
> > > > > trenches and shove in bodies and cover them over alive The man was a real
> > > > > charmer wasn't he?
> > > > Nothing could be fuhrer from the truth
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's nice that Putin took over over his job.
> > WWII repeat. Hitler was not satisfied with Poland --
> > will Putin really be satisfied with Ukraine???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Why, of course not ; he'll destroy the entire human race.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 19:09 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:11:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<83aef964-5db6-4ecc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:52:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7bbc10b7-23f2-4604...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:39:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ab888159-56a9-4af8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e5f68fff-1567-429c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:56:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d6c9e294-b5a3-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:53:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a30f4cc-ee76-42ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tool ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > limitations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naturally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > necrophilia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orange
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brit twit?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are not on twit-er....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am too so on Twitter I almost got kicked off because this person
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > mean and nasty to me and I told him he could go slit his throat and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > drew
> > > > > > > > > > > > a six day suspension just like on Facebook I made the statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hitler
> > > > > > > > > > > > was a meanie and they suspended me for mentioning a terrorist
> > > > > > > > > > > > group :
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nazis.
> > > > > > > > > > > Because you were too kind in your mention of him
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > actually when Facebook suspended me for posting that Hitler was a
> > > > > > > > > > meanie
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > went over to Twitter and told people over there hey go to your
> > > > > > > > > > Facebook
> > > > > > > > > > account and post Hitler is a meanie and you'll get suspended and then
> > > > > > > > > > Facebook came out with an apology that that really wasn't something
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > deserves suspension
> > > > > > > > > But it was deserved for not being accurate as to how bad he was,
> > > > > > > > > The fuhrer he made caused so many to die needlessly.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes but Hitler performed a great service to humanity by instigating
> > > > > > > > severe
> > > > > > > > population control measures.
> > > > > > > A boom in the wholesale undertaking business
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, also such things as Increase in demand for bulldozers to dig huge
> > > > > > trenches and shove in bodies and cover them over alive The man was a real
> > > > > > charmer wasn't he?
> > > > > Nothing could be fuhrer from the truth
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's nice that Putin took over over his job.
> > > WWII repeat. Hitler was not satisfied with Poland --
> > > will Putin really be satisfied with Ukraine???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Why, of course not ; he'll destroy the entire human race.
> In the current replay I put us just before Chamberlain Munich Agreement
> for “Peace in our time"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 20:08 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<aa1138d8-acc9-4917-a401-14df3900a6aan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:11:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<83aef964-5db6-4ecc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Why, of course not ; he'll destroy the entire human race.
> > In the current replay I put us just before Chamberlain Munich Agreement
> > for “Peace in our time"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We need a sea change.

Global warming is certainly changing them.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 22:23 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:08:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<aa1138d8-acc9-4917...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:11:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<83aef964-5db6-4ecc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Why, of course not ; he'll destroy the entire human race.
> > > In the current replay I put us just before Chamberlain Munich Agreement
> > > for “Peace in our time"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We need a sea change.
> Global warming is certainly changing them.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

In 1 billion years the sun will warm up enough to evaporate the earths oceans giving us a 2700° surface temperature.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 07:28 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<503f8fa6-d269-47a3-a9df-632178f5c5cdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:08:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<aa1138d8-acc9-4917...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:11:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<83aef964-5db6-4ecc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Why, of course not ; he'll destroy the entire human race.
> > > > In the current replay I put us just before Chamberlain Munich Agreement
> > > > for “Peace in our time"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We need a sea change.
> > Global warming is certainly changing them.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> In 1 billion years the sun will warm up enough to evaporate the earths oceans
> giving us a 2700° surface temperature.

Centigrade or Fahrenheit?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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