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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 17:08 UTC

On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434-a988-8256a82d5aa9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had
> > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha
> > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > Buffy
> > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > worried
> > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the jar
> > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he looked
> > > so
> > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he succeeded
> > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I tried
> to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for instance
> ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> "I want to poop on you "
> I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I want
> to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 12:46 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had
> > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha
> > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > worried
> > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the jar
> > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he looked
> > > > so
> > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he succeeded
> > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I tried
> > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for instance
> > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > "I want to poop on you "
> > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I want
> > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:19 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037-9739-cf6d1d4219f0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA
> > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the
> > > > > jar
> > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > looked
> > > > > so
> > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > succeeded
> > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I tried
> > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > instance
> > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > want
> > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> imagine how we used it.


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On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:19:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA
> > > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the
> > > > > > jar
> > > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > > looked
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > > succeeded
> > > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I tried
> > > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > > instance
> > > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > > want
> > > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> > imagine how we used it.
> good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to separate
> you.
> That would be the unkindest cut of all
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 5:44:10 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:19:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the
> > > > > > > jar
> > > > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > > > succeeded
> > > > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I tried
> > > > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > > > instance
> > > > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > > > want
> > > > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > > > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> > > imagine how we used it.
> > good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to separate
> > you.
> > That would be the unkindest cut of all
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.


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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:18 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<83f0e911-1e78-49c2-90ee-a828f2f81b0en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:19:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the
> > > > > > > jar
> > > > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > > > succeeded
> > > > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I
> > > > > tried
> > > > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > > > instance
> > > > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > > > want
> > > > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > > > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> > > imagine how we used it.
> > good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to separate
> > you.
> > That would be the unkindest cut of all
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this at
> home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached one
> lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we
> assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.


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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:22 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56-9168-7636cd8a3b51n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 5:44:10 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:19:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > HA
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > jar
> > > > > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > > > > succeeded
> > > > > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I
> > > > > > tried
> > > > > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > > > > instance
> > > > > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > > > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > > > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > > > > want
> > > > > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > > > > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> > > > imagine how we used it.
> > > good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to
> > > separate
> > > you.
> > > That would be the unkindest cut of all
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this
> > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached
> > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we
> > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
>
> PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big toes I
> told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable it's
> TO DIE FOR!


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On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 5:44:10 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:19:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > HA
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > jar
> > > > > > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > > > > > succeeded
> > > > > > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > > > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I
> > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > > > > > instance
> > > > > > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > > > > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > > > > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > > > > > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> > > > > imagine how we used it.
> > > > good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to
> > > > separate
> > > > you.
> > > > That would be the unkindest cut of all
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this
> > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached
> > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we
> > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> >
> > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big toes I
> > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable it's
> > TO DIE FOR!
> Hardly a shocking revelation
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 15:03 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177-9cc1-9d925ff7d81bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this
> > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached
> > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we
> > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > >
> > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big toes I
> > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable
> > > it's
> > > TO DIE FOR!
> > Hardly a shocking revelation
> You shock me with your joy buzzer.

I thought it would give you some good vibes

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 18:07 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this
> > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached
> > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we
> > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > >
> > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big toes I
> > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable
> > > > it's
> > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> I thought it would give you some good vibes
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

(All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)

Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to convince him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just wasn't to be.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:13 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c-8251-ca16321a682cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > attached
> > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > >
> > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big
> > > > > toes I
> > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable
> > > > > it's
> > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
>
> Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I
> hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to convince
> him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just wasn't to
> be.

Who can quarrel with that advice.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:31 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big
> > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable
> > > > > > it's
> > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> >
> > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I
> > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to convince
> > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just wasn't to
> > be.
> Who can quarrel with that advice.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too much room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 06:33 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281-9f36-751ac809ee6cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try
> > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big
> > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable
> > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > >
> > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I
> > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to convince
> > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just wasn't
> > > to
> > > be.
> > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too much
> room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice

And variety is the vice of life

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 13:46 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big
> > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so pleasurable
> > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > >
> > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I
> > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to convince
> > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just wasn't
> > > > to
> > > > be.
> > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too much
> > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> And variety is the vice of life
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted nipples.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 14:24 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<304aa031-8feb-4421-94b6-8148c96bb0e4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't
> > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big
> > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I
> > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > convince
> > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > wasn't
> > > > > to
> > > > > be.
> > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too
> > > much
> > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > And variety is the vice of life
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted
> nipples.

But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 15:02 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't
> > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our big
> > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson and I
> > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > convince
> > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > be.
> > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too
> > > > much
> > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted
> > nipples.
> But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll have to be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned out that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna let you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for the real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as she walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the street I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she said that's all the more fun for a swinger.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 04:52 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6-badd-70363ae064ban@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our
> > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson
> > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too
> > > > > much
> > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted
> > > nipples.
> > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a
> long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll have to
> be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned out
> that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna let
> you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for the
> real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as she
> walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the street
> I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she said
> that's all the more fun for a swinger.

That sort of thing goes sway back.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 15:23 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our
> > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson
> > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up too
> > > > > > much
> > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted
> > > > nipples.
> > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a
> > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll have to
> > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned out
> > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna let
> > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for the
> > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as she
> > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the street
> > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she said
> > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> That sort of thing goes sway back.
> Michael LeVine

There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for comedy sketches and it was really funny.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:42 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3-af22-e678d4db2114n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up
> > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted
> > > > > nipples.
> > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a
> > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll have
> > > to
> > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned
> > > out
> > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna let
> > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for
> > > the
> > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as
> > > she
> > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > street
> > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she said
> > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > Michael LeVine
>
> There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back
> horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for comedy
> sketches and it was really funny.

Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up
> > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to inverted
> > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a
> > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll have
> > > > to
> > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned
> > > > out
> > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna let
> > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for
> > > > the
> > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as
> > > > she
> > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > street
> > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she said
> > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > Michael LeVine
> >
> > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back
> > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for comedy
> > sketches and it was really funny.
> Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 19:49 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf-98f9-41125279cf4an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up
> > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a
> > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > have
> > > > > to
> > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned
> > > > > out
> > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna
> > > > > let
> > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for
> > > > > the
> > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as
> > > > > she
> > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > street
> > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she
> > > > > said
> > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > >
> > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back
> > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > comedy
> > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the two
> together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two the
> rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in the
> ass.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 14:39 UTC

On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit just
> > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take up
> > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from Houston a
> > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and turned
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna
> > > > > > let
> > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that for
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But as
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > > street
> > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she
> > > > > > said
> > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > >
> > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back
> > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > comedy
> > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the two
> > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two the
> > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in the
> > ass.
> Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 15:52 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52-a775-40bc5b40d107n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna
> > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But
> > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back
> > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > comedy
> > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the
> > > two
> > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two the
> > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in
> > > the
> > > ass.
> > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 18:30 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're gonna
> > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But
> > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and she
> > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway back
> > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the
> > > > two
> > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two the
> > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in
> > > > the
> > > > ass.
> > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb-8d86-04a1585dd59fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway
> > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the
> > > > > two
> > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two
> > > > > the
> > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in
> > > > > the
> > > > > ass.
> > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician.


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