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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 01:17 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But
> > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway
> > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the
> > > > > > two
> > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > ass.
> > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician..
> Nothing else is that useless
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 09:01 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da-803c-b4e630c0871bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home
> > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway
> > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician.
> > Nothing else is that useless
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party . so
> the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and finally
> it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then Mickey
> questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them to
> learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t even get along with other ducks
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 19:42 UTC

On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home
> > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway
> > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician.
> > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party . so
> > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and finally
> > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then Mickey
> > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them to
> > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t even get along with other ducks
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 19:52 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b-aa7c-40d19c1c8195n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most
> > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician.
> > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party . so
> > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > finally
> > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then
> > > Mickey
> > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them to
> > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t
> > > even get along with other ducks
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , it
> has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter (Donald
> can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then Mickey
> says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my thunder ,
> this is the way to handle it.”
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On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician.
> > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party . so
> > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > finally
> > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then
> > > > Mickey
> > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them to
> > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t
> > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , it
> > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter (Donald
> > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then Mickey
> > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my thunder ,
> > this is the way to handle it.”
> Not even able to cry fowl
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c9453817-b04d-458a-9749-224642da48c1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real
> > > > > > > > > > > pain
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a
> > > > > > > politician.
> > > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> > > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party .
> > > > > so
> > > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > > finally
> > > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then
> > > > > Mickey
> > > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them
> > > > > to
> > > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t
> > > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , it
> > > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter (Donald
> > > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then
> > > Mickey
> > > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my thunder ,
> > > this is the way to handle it.”
> > Not even able to cry fowl
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Every baseball umpire should be able to do that.


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:48:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c9453817-b04d-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or
> > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real
> > > > > > > > > > > > pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a
> > > > > > > > politician.
> > > > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> > > > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party .
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > > > finally
> > > > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then
> > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t
> > > > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , it
> > > > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter (Donald
> > > > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then
> > > > Mickey
> > > > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my thunder ,
> > > > this is the way to handle it.”
> > > Not even able to cry fowl
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Every baseball umpire should be able to do that.
> And have a ball doing it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 04:42 UTC

On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<48b2fd2b-b989-41d9-9ab4-df19f5b0b206n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:48:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c9453817-b04d-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a
> > > > > > > > > politician.
> > > > > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck
> > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party .
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then
> > > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t
> > > > > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck ,
> > > > > it
> > > > > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter
> > > > > (Donald
> > > > > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then
> > > > > Mickey
> > > > > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my
> > > > > thunder ,
> > > > > this is the way to handle it.”
> > > > Not even able to cry fowl
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Every baseball umpire should be able to do that.
> > And have a ball doing it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene and I have a ball doing it , baseball of course.


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:42:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<48b2fd2b-b989-41d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:48:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c9453817-b04d-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a
> > > > > > > > > > politician.
> > > > > > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck
> > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party .
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then
> > > > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > > > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t
> > > > > > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck ,
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter
> > > > > > (Donald
> > > > > > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then
> > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my
> > > > > > thunder ,
> > > > > > this is the way to handle it.”
> > > > > Not even able to cry fowl
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Every baseball umpire should be able to do that.
> > > And have a ball doing it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene and I have a ball doing it , baseball of course.
> But did you ever get to first base with her???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 12:15 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf-b04f-b3d777b361e7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:42:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<48b2fd2b-b989-41d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:48:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c9453817-b04d-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a
> > > > > > > > > > > politician.
> > > > > > > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck
> > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a
> > > > > > > > > party .
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > > > > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He
> > > > > > > > > can’t
> > > > > > > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck ,
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter
> > > > > > > (Donald
> > > > > > > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then
> > > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my
> > > > > > > thunder ,
> > > > > > > this is the way to handle it.”
> > > > > > Not even able to cry fowl
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Every baseball umpire should be able to do that.
> > > > And have a ball doing it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene and I have a ball doing it , baseball of course.
> > But did you ever get to first base with her???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that first
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 18:57 UTC

On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:15:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:42:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<48b2fd2b-b989-41d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:48:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c9453817-b04d-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:52:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7b7e4b99-af1e-497b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > most
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sway
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead.....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pregnancy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > politician.
> > > > > > > > > > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck
> > > > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > > > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a
> > > > > > > > > > party .
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and
> > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > > > > > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > > > > > > > > > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He
> > > > > > > > > > can’t
> > > > > > > > > > even get along with other ducks
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck ,
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter
> > > > > > > > (Donald
> > > > > > > > can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then
> > > > > > > > Mickey
> > > > > > > > says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my
> > > > > > > > thunder ,
> > > > > > > > this is the way to handle it.”
> > > > > > > Not even able to cry fowl
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Every baseball umpire should be able to do that.
> > > > > And have a ball doing it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene and I have a ball doing it , baseball of course.
> > > But did you ever get to first base with her???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that first
> > one
> Sounds like a real Tour de Farce.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 20:04 UTC

On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2a96541-e71c-4102-b672-e05120c1c1b2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:15:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that
> > > first
> > > one
> > Sounds like a real Tour de Farce.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am a connoisseur of the smell of the gas emitted from people's rectums ; in
> fact I go door-to-door asking people to perform this elimination so I can
> partake of them, it's called a Tour de Farts,

Warning --- that activity will get you in the end

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:04:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2a96541-e71c-4102...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:15:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that
> > > > first
> > > > one
> > > Sounds like a real Tour de Farce.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am a connoisseur of the smell of the gas emitted from people's rectums ; in
> > fact I go door-to-door asking people to perform this elimination so I can
> > partake of them, it's called a Tour de Farts,
> Warning --- that activity will get you in the end
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One Saturday night I was looking for a bordillo staffed by females ; unfortunately I got misdirected and wound up in a bordello of all males, they told me that they would get me in the end so I rushed out:

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On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<066c7fa5-c1aa-4222-9892-eaf813283e22n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:04:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a2a96541-e71c-4102...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:15:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that
> > > > > first
> > > > > one
> > > > Sounds like a real Tour de Farce.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I am a connoisseur of the smell of the gas emitted from people's rectums ;
> > > in
> > > fact I go door-to-door asking people to perform this elimination so I can
> > > partake of them, it's called a Tour de Farts,
> > Warning --- that activity will get you in the end
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One Saturday night I was looking for a bordillo staffed by females ;
> unfortunately I got misdirected and wound up in a bordello of all males, they
> told me that they would get me in the end so I rushed out:

You are a giver , not a receiver...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 17:35 UTC

On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:35:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<066c7fa5-c1aa-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:04:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a2a96541-e71c-4102...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:15:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that
> > > > > > first
> > > > > > one
> > > > > Sounds like a real Tour de Farce.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I am a connoisseur of the smell of the gas emitted from people's rectums ;
> > > > in
> > > > fact I go door-to-door asking people to perform this elimination so I can
> > > > partake of them, it's called a Tour de Farts,
> > > Warning --- that activity will get you in the end
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One Saturday night I was looking for a bordillo staffed by females ;
> > unfortunately I got misdirected and wound up in a bordello of all males, they
> > told me that they would get me in the end so I rushed out:
> You are a giver , not a receiver...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am too a receiver. I'm really macho . I'm a
superheterodyne.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Jul 2022 20:06 UTC

On Jul 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0573423a-ede9-499a-8f14-d2897582eeafn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 8, 2022 at 2:35:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<066c7fa5-c1aa-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 3:04:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a2a96541-e71c-4102...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, July 7, 2022 at 7:15:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3ce9cab2-e9b1-44cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We got into this hobby of touring army bases and yes we did get to that
> > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > Sounds like a real Tour de Farce.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am a connoisseur of the smell of the gas emitted from people's rectums
> > > > > ;
> > > > > in
> > > > > fact I go door-to-door asking people to perform this elimination so I can
> > > > > partake of them, it's called a Tour de Farts,
> > > > Warning --- that activity will get you in the end
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One Saturday night I was looking for a bordillo staffed by females ;
> > > unfortunately I got misdirected and wound up in a bordello of all males,
> > > they
> > > told me that they would get me in the end so I rushed out:
> > You are a giver , not a receiver...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am too a receiver. I'm really macho . I'm a
> superheterodyne.

See you later oscillator

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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