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 by: Mike - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 20:05 UTC

On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa-b172-87a7757750adn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > working
> > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission and
> one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie plot
> from my subconscious as they were filming.


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On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > > working
> > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission and
> > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie plot
> > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> That did not movie you to sue??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 11:28:06 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission and
> > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie plot
> > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > That did not movie you to sue??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.


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On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2-9693-2355436b15aan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission
> > > and
> > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie
> > > plot
> > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > That did not movie you to sue??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.


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On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission
> > > > and
> > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie
> > > > plot
> > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out for a
> jealous Popeye
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 11:27 UTC

On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b-ad29-6a9f7790bf6bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music
> > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission
> > > > > and
> > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie
> > > > > plot
> > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out for a
> > jealous Popeye
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
>
> There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
>
> That's it . EOJ. end of joke.


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On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music
> > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my permission
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the movie
> > > > > > plot
> > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out for a
> > > jealous Popeye
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> >
> > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> >
> > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> promotion
> because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise high
> enough
> to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 19:46 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07-b444-90f6bb3502ben@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > for a
> > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > >
> > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > >
> > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > promotion
> > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise high
> > enough
> > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the following
> but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the way
> it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she drinks
> all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high character
> so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her " so
> they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she goes
> home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one martini
> " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ? and
> she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 21:45 UTC

On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > for a
> > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > >
> > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > promotion
> > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise high
> > > enough
> > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the following
> > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the way
> > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she drinks
> > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high character
> > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her " so
> > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she goes
> > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one martini
> > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ? and
> > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
>
> Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 23:14 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e5dd17b8-eaf9-447b-a059-4ecdc6431300n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > > for a
> > > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > > >
> > > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > > promotion
> > > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise
> > > > high
> > > > enough
> > > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the following
> > > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the
> > > way
> > > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she drinks
> > > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high
> > > character
> > > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her "
> > > so
> > > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she goes
> > > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one
> > > martini
> > > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ?
> > > and
> > > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
> >
> > Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> talking about sores one time Darlene and I were preparing to make love and we
> went ahead and started doing it in God it was horrible Mike it was like all
> rough and scratchy and yucky and Darlene says here just wait a minute I'm
> gonna go into the bathroom and when I come back it'll be better and so she
> went in the bathroom came back out and it was wonderful Mikey was like we had
> put a whole tube of anal ease on our private parts and I said Darlene what
> what did you do this was fantastic thing I've ever experienced and she says
> oh I just broke a few of the sores


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On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:14:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e5dd17b8-eaf9-447b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > > > for a
> > > > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > > > promotion
> > > > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise
> > > > > high
> > > > > enough
> > > > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the following
> > > > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the
> > > > way
> > > > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she drinks
> > > > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high
> > > > character
> > > > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her "
> > > > so
> > > > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she goes
> > > > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one
> > > > martini
> > > > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ?
> > > > and
> > > > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
> > >
> > > Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > talking about sores one time Darlene and I were preparing to make love and we
> > went ahead and started doing it in God it was horrible Mike it was like all
> > rough and scratchy and yucky and Darlene says here just wait a minute I'm
> > gonna go into the bathroom and when I come back it'll be better and so she
> > went in the bathroom came back out and it was wonderful Mikey was like we had
> > put a whole tube of anal ease on our private parts and I said Darlene what
> > what did you do this was fantastic thing I've ever experienced and she says
> > oh I just broke a few of the sores
> That must have puss-ed you off.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 08:37 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7-ba52-bafcf0da7071n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:14:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e5dd17b8-eaf9-447b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ideas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > > > > for a
> > > > > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > > > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > > > > promotion
> > > > > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise
> > > > > > high
> > > > > > enough
> > > > > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the
> > > > > following
> > > > > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the
> > > > > way
> > > > > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she
> > > > > drinks
> > > > > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high
> > > > > character
> > > > > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her "
> > > > > so
> > > > > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she
> > > > > goes
> > > > > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one
> > > > > martini
> > > > > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ?
> > > > > and
> > > > > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
> > > >
> > > > Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > talking about sores one time Darlene and I were preparing to make love and
> > > we
> > > went ahead and started doing it in God it was horrible Mike it was like all
> > > rough and scratchy and yucky and Darlene says here just wait a minute I'm
> > > gonna go into the bathroom and when I come back it'll be better and so she
> > > went in the bathroom came back out and it was wonderful Mikey was like we
> > > had
> > > put a whole tube of anal ease on our private parts and I said Darlene what
> > > what did you do this was fantastic thing I've ever experienced and she says
> > > oh I just broke a few of the sores
> > That must have puss-ed you off.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 23:05 UTC

On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:14:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e5dd17b8-eaf9-447b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ideas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > > > > > for a
> > > > > > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > > > > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > > > > > promotion
> > > > > > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise
> > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the
> > > > > > following
> > > > > > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she
> > > > > > drinks
> > > > > > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high
> > > > > > character
> > > > > > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her "
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she
> > > > > > goes
> > > > > > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one
> > > > > > martini
> > > > > > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ?
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
> > > > >
> > > > > Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > talking about sores one time Darlene and I were preparing to make love and
> > > > we
> > > > went ahead and started doing it in God it was horrible Mike it was like all
> > > > rough and scratchy and yucky and Darlene says here just wait a minute I'm
> > > > gonna go into the bathroom and when I come back it'll be better and so she
> > > > went in the bathroom came back out and it was wonderful Mikey was like we
> > > > had
> > > > put a whole tube of anal ease on our private parts and I said Darlene what
> > > > what did you do this was fantastic thing I've ever experienced and she says
> > > > oh I just broke a few of the sores
> > > That must have puss-ed you off.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > She had pus in her pus-sy.
> But she does discharge her duties.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 09:11 UTC

On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076-845e-3c9294b6022bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > But she does discharge her duties.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to come
> back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so he went
> home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to put it
> delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll say
> he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while and he
> looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and then
> his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”

Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife --
please"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:13 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to come
> > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so he went
> > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to put it
> > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll say
> > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while and he
> > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and then
> > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
>
> Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife --
> please"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose you want something with a real pun okay

there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady friend and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:42 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac-902b-652c71ce8b2dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to
> > > come
> > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so he
> > > went
> > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to put
> > > it
> > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll say
> > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while and
> > > he
> > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and
> > > then
> > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> >
> > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife --
> > please"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose you
> want something with a real pun okay
>
> there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady friend
> and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?

Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One Negro,
the other Caucasian.
When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
ingrained in me
that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 18:01 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to
> > > > come
> > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so he
> > > > went
> > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to put
> > > > it
> > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll say
> > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while and
> > > > he
> > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and
> > > > then
> > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > >
> > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife --
> > > please"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose you
> > want something with a real pun okay
> >
> > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady friend
> > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One Negro,
> the other Caucasian.
> When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> ingrained in me
> that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the youngest and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old , I doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've had it " and he said "Where do I pay"?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 19:09 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69-bec1-fe5103c20231n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to
> > > > > come
> > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so he
> > > > > went
> > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to put
> > > > > it
> > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll
> > > > > say
> > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while
> > > > > and
> > > > > he
> > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and
> > > > > then
> > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > >
> > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife
> > > > --
> > > > please"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose you
> > > want something with a real pun okay
> > >
> > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady friend
> > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One Negro,
> > the other Caucasian.
> > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > ingrained in me
> > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the youngest
> and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old , I
> doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've had
> it " and he said "Where do I pay”?

Well, he did go there to get screwed.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 21:54 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to
> > > > > > come
> > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so he
> > > > > > went
> > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to put
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll
> > > > > > say
> > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife
> > > > > --
> > > > > please"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose you
> > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > >
> > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady friend
> > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One Negro,
> > > the other Caucasian.
> > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > ingrained in me
> > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the youngest
> > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old , I
> > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've had
> > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these 25 year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:41 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9-98cd-372bc5cc7c91n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to
> > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to
> > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll
> > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > please"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose
> > > > > you
> > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > friend
> > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One
> > > > Negro,
> > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > > ingrained in me
> > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the youngest
> > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old , I
> > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've
> > > had
> > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these 25
> year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.

So you got screwed by not getting screwed----

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 16:57 UTC

On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided to
> > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to
> > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess we'll
> > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a while
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag " and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my wife
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > friend
> > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One
> > > > > Negro,
> > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the youngest
> > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old , I
> > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've
> > > > had
> > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these 25
> > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes it's a direct contradiction
how do you deal with it ?
a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's merely within the system it resides in.
basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system to higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:50 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb-b62e-ae6ae4b11f90n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to
> > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess
> > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a
> > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag "
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my
> > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One
> > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > youngest
> > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old ,
> > > > > I
> > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've
> > > > > had
> > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these 25
> > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes it's a direct contradiction
> how do you deal with it ?
> a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's merely
> within the system it resides in.
> basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system to
> higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.

That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep operations.
After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors to a
door.
When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking at a
sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of Mercy"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally decided
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge so
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well , to
> > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess
> > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a
> > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag "
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my
> > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I suppose
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who look
> > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One
> > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old ,
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man , you've
> > > > > > had
> > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these 25
> > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > how do you deal with it ?
> > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's merely
> > within the system it resides in.
> > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system to
> > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep operations.
> After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors to a
> door.
> When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking at a
> sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of Mercy"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there with the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I even mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here


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 by: Mike - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 09:26 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<721bf627-d874-46df-97d1-3baa363a2b7dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a
> > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my
> > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who
> > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One
> > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old
> > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man ,
> > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these
> > > > > 25
> > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's merely
> > > within the system it resides in.
> > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system to
> > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > operations.
> > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors to a
> > door.
> > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking at a
> > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of Mercy"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then
> Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there with
> the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I even
> mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 18:21 UTC

On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale my
> > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who
> > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies. One
> > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become so
> > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and white."
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years old
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man ,
> > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these
> > > > > > 25
> > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed..
> > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's merely
> > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system to
> > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > operations.
> > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors to a
> > > door.
> > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking at a
> > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of Mercy"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then
> > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there with
> > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I even
> > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> situations or not to insult
> a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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