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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 22:24 UTC

On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the
> > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is to
> > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway before
> > > > all that.
> > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all kinds of
> > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself she's
> > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't want
> > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't put my
> > finger on it.
> Sounds like a real drag to me
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 23 Jun 2022 12:35 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is
> > > > > to
> > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > before
> > > > > all that.
> > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all kinds
> > > of
> > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself she's
> > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't want
> > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't put my
> > > finger on it.
> > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a real
> drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.


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On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:35:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a4d8fb82-c5c6-406f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > > before
> > > > > > all that.
> > > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all kinds
> > > > of
> > > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself she's
> > > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't want
> > > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't put my
> > > > finger on it.
> > > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a real
> > drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.
> So now you publish a puff piece about the evils of smoking???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d78ab5c5-1440-482f-a527-5b802a9c4ae6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:35:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a4d8fb82-c5c6-406f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off
> > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking
> > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > all that.
> > > > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all
> > > > > kinds
> > > > > of
> > > > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself she's
> > > > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't
> > > > > want
> > > > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't put
> > > > > my
> > > > > finger on it.
> > > > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a
> > > real
> > > drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.
> > So now you publish a puff piece about the evils of smoking???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you mention Puff of course that brings to mine Puff the magic dragon which
> talks explicitly about Mary G wanna . I mean just look at the lyrics , Jackie
> paper standing for the rolling paper , lookout , you must be on the lookout
> for the law , pirate ,meaning Mary Jane smuggled in a boat , bent in sorrow
> ,means the joint's beginning to droop down, green scales fell like rain , it
> means mary wanna falling out of the rollingpaper and finally Cherry Lane,
> someone's lips where they put the marijuana cigarette especially a woman's
> lips with lipstick would be the Cherry Lane , it's all just as clear as beer
> piss.


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On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:35:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d78ab5c5-1440-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:35:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a4d8fb82-c5c6-406f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off
> > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking
> > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > all that.
> > > > > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > > > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all
> > > > > > kinds
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself she's
> > > > > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't
> > > > > > want
> > > > > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't put
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > finger on it.
> > > > > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a
> > > > real
> > > > drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.
> > > So now you publish a puff piece about the evils of smoking???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you mention Puff of course that brings to mine Puff the magic dragon which
> > talks explicitly about Mary G wanna . I mean just look at the lyrics , Jackie
> > paper standing for the rolling paper , lookout , you must be on the lookout
> > for the law , pirate ,meaning Mary Jane smuggled in a boat , bent in sorrow
> > ,means the joint's beginning to droop down, green scales fell like rain , it
> > means mary wanna falling out of the rollingpaper and finally Cherry Lane,
> > someone's lips where they put the marijuana cigarette especially a woman's
> > lips with lipstick would be the Cherry Lane , it's all just as clear as beer
> > piss.
> For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4-8cfb-f50e8bc35ebdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:35:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d78ab5c5-1440-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:35:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a4d8fb82-c5c6-406f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off
> > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back
> > > > > > > > > > > onto
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking
> > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > all that.
> > > > > > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > > > > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all
> > > > > > > kinds
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself
> > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't
> > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't
> > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > finger on it.
> > > > > > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a
> > > > > real
> > > > > drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.
> > > > So now you publish a puff piece about the evils of smoking???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you mention Puff of course that brings to mine Puff the magic dragon which
> > > talks explicitly about Mary G wanna . I mean just look at the lyrics ,
> > > Jackie
> > > paper standing for the rolling paper , lookout , you must be on the lookout
> > > for the law , pirate ,meaning Mary Jane smuggled in a boat , bent in sorrow
> > > ,means the joint's beginning to droop down, green scales fell like rain ,
> > > it
> > > means mary wanna falling out of the rollingpaper and finally Cherry Lane,
> > > someone's lips where they put the marijuana cigarette especially a woman's
> > > lips with lipstick would be the Cherry Lane , it's all just as clear as
> > > beer
> > > piss.
> > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was born
> with.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 17:53 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:35:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d78ab5c5-1440-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:35:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a4d8fb82-c5c6-406f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off
> > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back
> > > > > > > > > > > > onto
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking
> > > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > all that.
> > > > > > > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > > > > > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all
> > > > > > > > kinds
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself
> > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't
> > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't
> > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > finger on it.
> > > > > > > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a
> > > > > > real
> > > > > > drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.
> > > > > So now you publish a puff piece about the evils of smoking???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > you mention Puff of course that brings to mine Puff the magic dragon which
> > > > talks explicitly about Mary G wanna . I mean just look at the lyrics ,
> > > > Jackie
> > > > paper standing for the rolling paper , lookout , you must be on the lookout
> > > > for the law , pirate ,meaning Mary Jane smuggled in a boat , bent in sorrow
> > > > ,means the joint's beginning to droop down, green scales fell like rain ,
> > > > it
> > > > means mary wanna falling out of the rollingpaper and finally Cherry Lane,
> > > > someone's lips where they put the marijuana cigarette especially a woman's
> > > > lips with lipstick would be the Cherry Lane , it's all just as clear as
> > > > beer
> > > > piss.
> > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was born
> > with.
> Was that the birth of an idea???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 18:52 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a-9a05-3a61d014cea2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > >
> > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was born
> > > with.
> > Was that the birth of an idea???
>
> With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.

Would that be an upper or lower berth??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > >
> > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was born
> > > > with.
> > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> >
> > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 08:35 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<05e8e990-c830-41af-bcd0-23a7b352130bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was
> > > > > born
> > > > > with.
> > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > >
> > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?

How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 16:50 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was
> > > > > > born
> > > > > > with.
> > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > >
> > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight Zone, they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican is when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water to hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together and drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 17:15 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1-819d-94c43c4e358en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got
> > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was
> > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > >
> > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do
> things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight Zone,
> they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos
> over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican is
> when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water to
> hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together and
> drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.

The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I thought)
then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
the we see now.
There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
candidate won it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got
> > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was
> > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do
> > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight Zone,
> > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos
> > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican is
> > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water to
> > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together and
> > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I thought)
> then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> the we see now.
> There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> candidate won it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with political parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos without them.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:43 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616-be7b-24dd6705e417n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got
> > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was
> > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do
> > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight
> > > Zone,
> > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos
> > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican is
> > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water to
> > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together and
> > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I thought)
> > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > the we see now.
> > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > candidate won it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with political
> parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos without
> them.

And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
be in jail for security violations.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 23:06 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got
> > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was
> > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a birth.
> > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do
> > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight
> > > > Zone,
> > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos
> > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican is
> > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water to
> > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together and
> > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I thought)
> > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > the we see now.
> > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > candidate won it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with political
> > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos without
> > them.
> And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> be in jail for security violations.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no respect for keeping a lady's dress clean.

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On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14056811-856f-4b60-986c-99908f8c7733n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a
> > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do
> > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight
> > > > > Zone,
> > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos
> > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican
> > > > > is
> > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water
> > > > > to
> > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together
> > > > > and
> > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > thought)
> > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > the we see now.
> > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > > candidate won it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > political
> > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > without
> > > them.
> > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > be in jail for security violations.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no respect
> for keeping a lady's dress clean.

You said a mouthful

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 15:29 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a
> > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her rectum?
> > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to do
> > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight
> > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into chaos
> > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > thought)
> > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > political
> > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > without
> > > > them.
> > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no respect
> > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> You said a mouthful
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a prize , which was a cigar .
I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such an embarrassing scandal like this.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:20 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497-87ed-d50d80ac513an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a
> > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight
> > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > political
> > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > without
> > > > > them.
> > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > respect
> > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > You said a mouthful
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a prize
> , which was a cigar .
> I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such an
> embarrassing scandal like this.

How about Grover Cleveland,
The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 21:32 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn to
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the Twilight
> > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative Republican
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water together
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > political
> > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > > without
> > > > > > them.
> > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > respect
> > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > You said a mouthful
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a prize
> > , which was a cigar .
> > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such an
> > embarrassing scandal like this.
> How about Grover Cleveland,
> The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the salami to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 10:08 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced-8cb5-2e2b89ace893n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > respect
> > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > prize
> > > , which was a cigar .
> > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such an
> > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the salami
> to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:06 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP.. they learn
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the worst
> > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done them
> > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > > respect
> > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > > prize
> > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such an
> > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the salami
> > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 20:09 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe-8264-54013516fccan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > > > prize
> > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such
> > > > > an
> > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the salami
> > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with Buffy
> and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little worried
> when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 01:15 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > > > > prize
> > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such
> > > > > > an
> > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the salami
> > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with Buffy
> > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little worried
> > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> Or was because of the Mustard???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 11:17 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b-aac0-40ebb9211239n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha
> > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > salami
> > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with Buffy
> > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > worried
> > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the jar
> of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he looked so
> weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he succeeded
> in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.


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On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once.. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha
> > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > salami
> > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with Buffy
> > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > worried
> > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the jar
> > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he looked so
> > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he succeeded
> > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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