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 by: Mike - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 09:37 UTC

On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cec00317-7843-40fe-9154-00932c79403dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who
> > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years
> > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man ,
> > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these
> > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > merely
> > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system
> > > > > to
> > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > operations.
> > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors
> > > > to a
> > > > door.
> > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking
> > > > at a
> > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of Mercy"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then
> > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there with
> > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I even
> > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > situations or not to insult
> > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises to
> which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a lab
> in China.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 20:01 UTC

On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women who
> > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has become
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years
> > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man ,
> > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of these
> > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > merely
> > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > operations.
> > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors
> > > > > to a
> > > > > door.
> > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking
> > > > > at a
> > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of Mercy"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then
> > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there with
> > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I even
> > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > situations or not to insult
> > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises to
> > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a lab
> > in China.
> Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d3207211-686d-4a82-b111-79ccd9bb4813n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years
> > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man ,
> > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of
> > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors
> > > > > > to a
> > > > > > door.
> > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking
> > > > > > at a
> > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of
> > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then
> > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there
> > > > > with
> > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I
> > > > > even
> > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises to
> > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a lab
> > > in China.
> > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 17:58 UTC

On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98 years
> > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of
> > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that system
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of Mercy
> > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of corridors
> > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally looking
> > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of
> > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and then
> > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I
> > > > > > even
> > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises to
> > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a lab
> > > > in China.
> > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> better
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:44 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<10af97db-6006-4297-98e6-80ee4c488354n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of
> > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that
> > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of
> > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of
> > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I
> > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises to
> > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a
> > > > > lab
> > > > > in China.
> > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> > better
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to it
> happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.


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On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that
> > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of
> > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of
> > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by big
> > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing there
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I
> > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises to
> > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a
> > > > > > lab
> > > > > > in China.
> > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> > > better
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to it
> > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cb2bb18e-cd40-46c3-a3bb-e8bedbd8d939n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that
> > > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of
> > > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of
> > > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by
> > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I
> > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a
> > > > > > > lab
> > > > > > > in China.
> > > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> > > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> > > > better
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to it
> > > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> > So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you collected some astronomical data ; what is the a pox of the
> observations?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:06 UTC

On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:41:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cb2bb18e-cd40-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that
> > > > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of
> > > > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters of
> > > > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by
> > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know why I
> > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one rises
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created in a
> > > > > > > > lab
> > > > > > > > in China.
> > > > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> > > > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> > > > > better
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to it
> > > > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> > > So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you collected some astronomical data ; what is the a pox of the
> > observations?
> Don’t chicken out on the challenge, even just trying to monkey around with
> it
> makes the whole thread seem like a small topic when it is not.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 07:35 UTC

On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8a63929f-62fc-4e53-92f8-6d977e162a57n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:41:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cb2bb18e-cd40-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by
> > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > why I
> > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one
> > > > > > > > > rises
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created
> > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > lab
> > > > > > > > > in China.
> > > > > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> > > > > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> > > > > > better
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to
> > > > > it
> > > > > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> > > > So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you collected some astronomical data ; what is the a pox of the
> > > observations?
> > Don’t chicken out on the challenge, even just trying to monkey around with
> > it
> > makes the whole thread seem like a small topic when it is not.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> It was a drug deal gone bad.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:15 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8a63929f-62fc-4e53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:41:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cb2bb18e-cd40-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several months
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a problem.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed by
> > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > why I
> > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit different
> > > > > > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one
> > > > > > > > > > rises
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created
> > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > lab
> > > > > > > > > > in China.
> > > > > > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of that
> > > > > > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was much
> > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> > > > > So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you collected some astronomical data ; what is the a pox of the
> > > > observations?
> > > Don’t chicken out on the challenge, even just trying to monkey around with
> > > it
> > > makes the whole thread seem like a small topic when it is not.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> > It was a drug deal gone bad.
> The Colonel missed one???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:03 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8-9a22-38e1ae752169n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8a63929f-62fc-4e53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:41:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cb2bb18e-cd40-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > months
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > why I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one
> > > > > > > > > > > rises
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created
> > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > lab
> > > > > > > > > > > in China.
> > > > > > > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was
> > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> > > > > > So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you collected some astronomical data ; what is the a pox of the
> > > > > observations?
> > > > Don’t chicken out on the challenge, even just trying to monkey around
> > > > with
> > > > it
> > > > makes the whole thread seem like a small topic when it is not.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >
> > > It was a drug deal gone bad.
> > The Colonel missed one???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he made
> the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 21:23 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8a63929f-62fc-4e53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:41:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<cb2bb18e-cd40-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:44:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<10af97db-6006-4297...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:49:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d3207211-686d-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:37:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cec00317-7843-40fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:26:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<721bf627-d874-46df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e605dae1-22b7-4dfb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e4dcb6f2-f7b1-43b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef097eb4-51fc-4a69...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:43:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36d0225c-4098-46ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:11:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cfa1aa79-342a-4076...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:37:26 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b47990da-2b85-40a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But she does discharge her duties.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this Japanese soldier that deserted and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and face the music and they gave him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dishonorable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > home to his wife , He hadn't been home in several
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > months
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately, they were doing some foreplay and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was performing oral sex on her and he was performing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked at her and said "Your most honorable discharge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife told him "Your dishonorable discharge make ME
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gag.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Time for him to make like Henny Youngman and tell you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “Tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK OK I'm sorry I strayed from our purpose here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was getting to be like barstock or whatever his name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > suppose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want something with a real pun okay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this guy who had an affair he was talking to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he said you know what I can only achieve orgasm with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly like my wife , so could you please fake my wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there waste patron to the brothel who always had two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Negro,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the other Caucasian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When asked why the replied “As a retired bureaucrat it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ingrained in me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that I cannot complete anything unless I have it in black
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A 98-year-old man goes to a brothel . He asked the madame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > youngest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and wildest lady they have . The madame says "Sir, you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 98
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doubt if you can even walk back to the room . I tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it " and he said "Where do I pay”?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, he did go there to get screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I tell you, I get screwed every time I try to take up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 25
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > year old girls . no , wait a minute, I mean I don't get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screwed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you got screwed by not getting screwed----
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes it's a direct contradiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how do you deal with it ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a direct contradiction implies that anything is possible but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within the system it resides in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > basically that's within the screw system if you jump out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > system
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > higher level systems that contradiction does not cause a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago, The Sisters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convent was out of money and needed a way to raise enough to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After much discussion it was decided to open a brothel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A customer came in, paid the fee and was shown thru a maze of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corridors
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When he went thru the door he found himself outside in the ally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign on the wall saying “ You have been screwed by the sisters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mercy"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah I kind of heard it the same involved a a man being enticed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > billboards on the side of the road to visit Granny's whorehouse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Granny's warehouse turned out to be ismorphic to the a nun thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the maze and all that so it's pretty much the same I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > why I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mentioned it except that I need something to fill in here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats the problem, a really good one gets modified to fit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > situations or not to insult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a particular group so we end up with more variants than a virus.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, variety among viruses is the spice of life. Until that one
> > > > > > > > > > > > rises
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > which humanity has no immunity, like the Andromeda strain. Created
> > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > lab
> > > > > > > > > > > > in China.
> > > > > > > > > > > Which one the 1971 or 2008 version???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I didn't know there was a 2008 version I'll have to get a copy of
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > Rent, its cheaper, better yet don’t bother. The first version was
> > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The 2008 version was a TV movie , but I think I'll just look forward to
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > happening in real life. Sans the control of the virus.
> > > > > > > So in disgust you are saying A pox on you all.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you collected some astronomical data ; what is the a pox of the
> > > > > > observations?
> > > > > Don’t chicken out on the challenge, even just trying to monkey around
> > > > > with
> > > > > it
> > > > > makes the whole thread seem like a small topic when it is not.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > >
> > > > It was a drug deal gone bad.
> > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he made
> > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> Haze-y logic
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1-9f7e-06909136706bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he
> > > made
> > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> > Haze-y logic
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination will
> get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and hives.

A porn-icopia of disasters

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he
> > > > made
> > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> > > Haze-y logic
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination will
> > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and hives.
> A porn-icopia of disasters
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with life if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.

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On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a-942f-ca47b78c6ba7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he
> > > > > made
> > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination
> > > will
> > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and
> > > hives.
> > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with life
> if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.

Then you need to give up your pornograph.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he
> > > > > > made
> > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination
> > > > will
> > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and
> > > > hives.
> > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with life
> > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth , everybody will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this situation is "Poor No".

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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 10:52 UTC

On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff-9ee8-7e6be54a00fcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he
> > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination
> > > > > will
> > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and
> > > > > hives.
> > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with
> > > life
> > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth , everybody
> will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this situation
> is "Poor No”.

But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 18:39 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but he
> > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted one.
> > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination
> > > > > > will
> > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and
> > > > > > hives.
> > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with
> > > > life
> > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia..
> > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth , everybody
> > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this situation
> > is "Poor No”.
> But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:38 UTC

On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273-90bc-11d1f2c624a2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted
> > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination
> > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and
> > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with
> > > > > life
> > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth , everybody
> > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > situation
> > > is "Poor No”.
> > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.

Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:35 UTC

mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants but
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted
> > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but imagination
> > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia and
> > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with
> > > > > > life
> > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth , everybody
> > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > situation
> > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away from the surgery I was left handed.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 09:18 UTC

On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9-afda-3b280a5f7463n@googlegroups.com>):

> mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted
> > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with
> > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > everybody
> > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > situation
> > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the
> stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away from
> the surgery I was left handed.

Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:15 UTC

On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope with
> > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > situation
> > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the
> > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away from
> > the surgery I was left handed.
> Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is to twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway before all that.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:27 UTC

On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458-9bd1-0432a98f11b6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the
> > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away from
> > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is to
> twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway before
> all that.

So you put your finger on the problem.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:32 UTC

On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the
> > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away from
> > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is to
> > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway before
> > all that.
> So you put your finger on the problem.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:54 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't cope
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call this
> > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother for
> > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a pair of
> > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off ; I
> > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back onto the
> > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking away
> > > > > from
> > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do is to
> > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway before
> > > all that.
> > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all kinds of
> reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself she's
> naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't want
> me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't put my
> finger on it.


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