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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 20:54 UTC

On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2-86bb-c1bbaf482b27n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > No body wants you...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> l
> you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that country
> song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls from
> this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his wife
> says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the way
> has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been cheated
> on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it boils
> down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it turns
> out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old men
> who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> together and make love several times a day.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 23 May 2022 04:48 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > No body wants you...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > l
> > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that country
> > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls from
> > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his wife
> > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the way
> > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been cheated
> > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it boils
> > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it turns
> > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old men
> > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > together and make love several times a day.
> Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have on
> you??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 23 May 2022 10:11 UTC

On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a-a59e-54a5b29f7e11n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to
> > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > No body wants you...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > l
> > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > country
> > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls from
> > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his
> > > wife
> > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the way
> > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > cheated
> > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it boils
> > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it turns
> > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old
> > > men
> > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > together and make love several times a day.
> > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have on
> > you??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that raise
> ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.


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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 01:31 UTC

On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to
> > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > l
> > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > country
> > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls from
> > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his
> > > > wife
> > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the way
> > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > cheated
> > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it boils
> > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it turns
> > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old
> > > > men
> > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have on
> > > you??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that raise
> > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> And not Uncles???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 09:27 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20-b67f-c012b3ecc9c6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > l
> > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > country
> > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > from
> > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his
> > > > > wife
> > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the
> > > > > way
> > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > cheated
> > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > boils
> > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > turns
> > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old
> > > > > men
> > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have
> > > > on
> > > > you??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > raise
> > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > And not Uncles???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and he
> started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ? there
> are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said parakeet or
> dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or 15
> or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.


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On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > l
> > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > > country
> > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his
> > > > > > wife
> > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > > boils
> > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > > turns
> > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old
> > > > > > men
> > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have
> > > > > on
> > > > > you??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > > raise
> > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > And not Uncles???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and he
> > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ? there
> > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said parakeet or
> > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or 15
> > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc-8b22-4c856aa7a84en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows
> > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > you??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > > > raise
> > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and
> > > he
> > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ? there
> > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said parakeet
> > > or
> > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or 15
> > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from within
> and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of
> stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from
> within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he went
> through was the massacre of the inner cents.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 25 May 2022 19:38 UTC

On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows
> > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > > > > raise
> > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants..
> > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and
> > > > he
> > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ? there
> > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said parakeet
> > > > or
> > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or 15
> > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from within
> > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of
> > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from
> > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he went
> > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d-bc46-35a033b6e62cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows
> > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and
> > > > > he
> > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > there
> > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > parakeet
> > > > > or
> > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or
> > > > > 15
> > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from within
> > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of
> > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from
> > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he went
> > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans you do
> a lot of shelling.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 26 May 2022 16:10 UTC

On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows
> > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and
> > > > > > he
> > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > > there
> > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or
> > > > > > 15
> > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from within
> > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of
> > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from
> > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he went
> > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans you do
> > a lot of shelling.
> Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:38 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf-b231-152262bf358fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows
> > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we
> > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > within
> > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of
> > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from
> > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he
> > > > > went
> > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans you
> > > do
> > > a lot of shelling.
> > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 May 2022 03:58 UTC

On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > > within
> > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of
> > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from
> > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he
> > > > > > went
> > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans you
> > > > do
> > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.
> Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait for
> them to rise.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 May 2022 09:02 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6bf19283-c224-4457-a5a0-2d19a6803950n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans
> > > > > you
> > > > > do
> > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.
> > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait for
> > them to rise.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure of
> this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> planets out there with a negative gravity.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 May 2022 20:41 UTC

On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he
> > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > do
> > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.
> > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait for
> > > them to rise.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure of
> > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 28 May 2022 10:00 UTC

On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<beb2a2af-f6c2-4a6d-bac4-dc814622408cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why
> > > > > > > > > > > uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be
> > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.
> > > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait for
> > > > them to rise.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> > > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure
> > > of
> > > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> > > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> > > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> > When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You're acting like I'm some kind of dog or something, and I will never lose
> dissent , I'll be an activist until the day I die, and with Putin in power
> it'll probably be real soon now.


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On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:00:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<beb2a2af-f6c2-4a6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why
> > > > > > > > > > > > uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be
> > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with
> > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.
> > > > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait for
> > > > > them to rise.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> > > > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure
> > > > of
> > > > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> > > > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> > > > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> > > When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You're acting like I'm some kind of dog or something, and I will never lose
> > dissent , I'll be an activist until the day I die, and with Putin in power
> > it'll probably be real soon now.
> You are putin the cart before the horse
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 May 2022 08:28 UTC

On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<42243161-22c6-44e1-84f2-f78c995fabaen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:00:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<beb2a2af-f6c2-4a6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 –
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ashes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some
> > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to
> > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise
> > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like
> > > > > > > bread.
> > > > > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > them to rise.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> > > > > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure
> > > > > of
> > > > > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> > > > > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> > > > > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> > > > When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You're acting like I'm some kind of dog or something, and I will never lose
> > > dissent , I'll be an activist until the day I die, and with Putin in power
> > > it'll probably be real soon now.
> > You are putin the cart before the horse
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you are saying that one of history's most prominent figures , DesCartes,
> you put him in front of a horse , perhaps to hold a carrot out in front of it
> to see how far it would follow him, and also with DesCartes walking out in
> front of the horse he's not going to be able to sleep and therefore we're
> spared all that stuff he came up with.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 May 2022 15:31 UTC

On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:28:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<42243161-22c6-44e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:00:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<beb2a2af-f6c2-4a6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 –
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ashes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some
> > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to
> > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise
> > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like
> > > > > > > > bread.
> > > > > > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > them to rise.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> > > > > > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> > > > > > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> > > > > > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> > > > > When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You're acting like I'm some kind of dog or something, and I will never lose
> > > > dissent , I'll be an activist until the day I die, and with Putin in power
> > > > it'll probably be real soon now.
> > > You are putin the cart before the horse
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you are saying that one of history's most prominent figures , DesCartes,
> > you put him in front of a horse , perhaps to hold a carrot out in front of it
> > to see how far it would follow him, and also with DesCartes walking out in
> > front of the horse he's not going to be able to sleep and therefore we're
> > spared all that stuff he came up with.
> Rene in your overactive imagination
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 May 2022 17:02 UTC

On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3-bfa9-3dcee5674dc8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:28:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<42243161-22c6-44e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:00:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<beb2a2af-f6c2-4a6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 –
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ashes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > visiting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > reviews??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise
> > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > > > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like
> > > > > > > > > bread.
> > > > > > > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > them to rise.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the
> > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am
> > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a
> > > > > > > positive
> > > > > > > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> > > > > > When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You're acting like I'm some kind of dog or something, and I will never
> > > > > lose
> > > > > dissent , I'll be an activist until the day I die, and with Putin in
> > > > > power
> > > > > it'll probably be real soon now.
> > > > You are putin the cart before the horse
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you are saying that one of history's most prominent figures , DesCartes,
> > > you put him in front of a horse , perhaps to hold a carrot out in front of
> > > it
> > > to see how far it would follow him, and also with DesCartes walking out in
> > > front of the horse he's not going to be able to sleep and therefore we're
> > > spared all that stuff he came up with.
> > Rene in your overactive imagination
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Renee was walking along with friends and one of the friends said "let's go
> into that coffee shop rat cheer and discuss matters philosophical " and Renee
> wasn't feeling like it so he said "I think not " and then he disappeared.
>
> One of his friends then said "when I graduated with a degree in philosophy I
> didn't know what to do for a living so I opened up a little philosophy shop
> and I sold my philosophy”
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 May 2022 17:35 UTC

On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 3:28:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<42243161-22c6-44e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 5:00:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<beb2a2af-f6c2-4a6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 27, 2022 at 4:02:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6bf19283-c224-4457...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 –
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ashes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me .. that's because it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ants.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > visiting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Donnn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reviews??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise
> > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > > > > > > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like
> > > > > > > > > > bread.
> > > > > > > > > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > them to rise.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the
> > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am
> > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a
> > > > > > > > positive
> > > > > > > > gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > planets out there with a negative gravity.
> > > > > > > When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You're acting like I'm some kind of dog or something, and I will never
> > > > > > lose
> > > > > > dissent , I'll be an activist until the day I die, and with Putin in
> > > > > > power
> > > > > > it'll probably be real soon now.
> > > > > You are putin the cart before the horse
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you are saying that one of history's most prominent figures , DesCartes,
> > > > you put him in front of a horse , perhaps to hold a carrot out in front of
> > > > it
> > > > to see how far it would follow him, and also with DesCartes walking out in
> > > > front of the horse he's not going to be able to sleep and therefore we're
> > > > spared all that stuff he came up with.
> > > Rene in your overactive imagination
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Renee was walking along with friends and one of the friends said "let's go
> > into that coffee shop rat cheer and discuss matters philosophical " and Renee
> > wasn't feeling like it so he said "I think not " and then he disappeared.
> >
> > One of his friends then said "when I graduated with a degree in philosophy I
> > didn't know what to do for a living so I opened up a little philosophy shop
> > and I sold my philosophy”
> So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your field
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 May 2022 19:52 UTC

On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3-9c4b-d1de208faf7dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your
> > field
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand for
> frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where the
> public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.

By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
phone phone number to call to complain

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 07:05 UTC

On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your
> > > field
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand for
> > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where the
> > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> phone phone number to call to complain
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where you put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this being the world we live in you get zilch.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 May 2022 09:08 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60-b4f1-59c6dafbecean@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your
> > > > field
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand for
> > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where the
> > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > phone phone number to call to complain
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where you
> put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this being
> the world we live in you get zilch.

B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking for
tax returns you did not file for it

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your
> > > > > field
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand for
> > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where the
> > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where you
> > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this being
> > the world we live in you get zilch.
> B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking for
> tax returns you did not file for it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 07:42 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c-a5ce-094728a9b70en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real job in your
> > > > > > field
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a big demand
> > > > > for
> > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration machines where the
> > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station machine where you
> > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something but this being
> > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are looking for
> > tax returns you did not file for it
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust them.

They do keep a register of people like you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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