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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<827a0920-91b8-42e0-b981-bb234893ffeen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:13:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it,
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing
> > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > in history there.
> > > > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to
> > > > > > Ug
> > > > > > the caveman
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > > > reports.
> > > > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children but
> > > actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.
> > But that would eliminate them from the cemetery vote roles////
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well you know when you have dead people vote for you , you need to have some
> appetizers available like nice warm roles.


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On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:10:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<827a0920-91b8-42e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:13:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> > > > > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing
> > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > in history there.
> > > > > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back to
> > > > > > > Ug
> > > > > > > the caveman
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > > > > reports.
> > > > > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children but
> > > > actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.
> > > But that would eliminate them from the cemetery vote roles////
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well you know when you have dead people vote for you , you need to have some
> > appetizers available like nice warm roles.
> But the only source of fresh unused brains that I can think of are
> politicians
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 20:07 UTC

On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15-8ee2-9fbb98e63e23n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:10:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<827a0920-91b8-42e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:13:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing
> > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > > in history there.
> > > > > > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > Ug
> > > > > > > > the caveman
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > > > > > reports.
> > > > > > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children
> > > > > but
> > > > > actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.
> > > > But that would eliminate them from the cemetery vote roles////
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well you know when you have dead people vote for you , you need to have
> > > some
> > > appetizers available like nice warm roles.
> > But the only source of fresh unused brains that I can think of are
> > politicians
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, there is a source of fresh unused brains , it's called the population of
> the Earth, who apparently are going to let Putin extinct us. But the galaxy
> won't mind , we're an insignificant nothing compared to it , why it would be
> like a city of 1 million people losing one homeless inhabitant. Good riddance.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 12:31 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:10:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<827a0920-91b8-42e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:13:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing
> > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > > > in history there.
> > > > > > > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > Ug
> > > > > > > > > the caveman
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > > > > > > reports.
> > > > > > > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.
> > > > > But that would eliminate them from the cemetery vote roles////
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well you know when you have dead people vote for you , you need to have
> > > > some
> > > > appetizers available like nice warm roles.
> > > But the only source of fresh unused brains that I can think of are
> > > politicians
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, there is a source of fresh unused brains , it's called the population of
> > the Earth, who apparently are going to let Putin extinct us. But the galaxy
> > won't mind , we're an insignificant nothing compared to it , why it would be
> > like a city of 1 million people losing one homeless inhabitant. Good riddance.
> They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life on
> this planet.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:12 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087-8123-51a88f64ae7fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life on
> > this planet.
>
> Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> planet better.

And your moon-ing them does not help

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life on
> > > this planet.
> >
> > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > planet better.
> And your moon-ing them does not help
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:21 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df-918e-ac6cc58b3108n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life on
> > > > this planet.
> > >
> > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > > planet better.
> > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.

And drink moonshine!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life on
> > > > > this planet.
> > > >
> > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > > > planet better.
> > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> And drink moonshine!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 15:04 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e-bf64-4c0da5adba4en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > this planet.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > > > > planet better.
> > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > And drink moonshine!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?

What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
mechanic these days

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> mechanic these days
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and one of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:12 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<816cecac-f747-4403-a579-968ad2d95e50n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent
> > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> > mechanic these days
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and one
> of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:34 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is to
> > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> > > mechanic these days
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and one
> > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to apply one atom at a time.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 06:33 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085-8f45-ccf036798f6fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> > > > mechanic these days
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and one
> > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to apply
> one atom at a time.

But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 13:42 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens is
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and one
> > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to apply
> > one atom at a time.
> But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens being the insatiable slut that she
was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 14:23 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2-81be-74d6ab9e0720n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and
> > > > > one
> > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > apply
> > > one atom at a time.
> > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens being
> the insatiable slut that she
> was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.

Humans are a honey lot.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 15:07 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a good
> > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > > apply
> > > > one atom at a time.
> > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens being
> > the insatiable slut that she
> > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> Humans are a honey lot.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a lot " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what we're gonna do with it?"

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 04:53 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306-80ac-f127d013b3e6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > > > apply
> > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens being
> > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > Humans are a honey lot.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a lot
> " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what we're
> gonna do with it?”
Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 15:17 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down and
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > > > > apply
> > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens being
> > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a lot
> > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what we're
> > gonna do with it?”
> Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the term "horny" is.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:41 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b99377c-342a-489c-9097-74ae345aafb0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > being
> > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a
> > > lot
> > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what
> > > we're
> > > gonna do with it?”
> > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the term
> "horny" is.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 20:07 UTC

On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > > being
> > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a
> > > > lot
> > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what
> > > > we're
> > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the term
> > "horny" is.
> But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 06:38 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6-a159-0cf0c8aa627en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a
> > > > > lot
> > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what
> > > > > we're
> > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > term
> > > "horny" is.
> > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up blowing
> it on my own.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 14:31 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a
> > > > > > lot
> > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what
> > > > > > we're
> > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > > term
> > > > "horny" is.
> > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up blowing
> > it on my own.
> Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 15:51 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3-aae6-b66a4be96c32n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like
> > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what
> > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > honey
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > > > term
> > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > blowing
> > > it on my own.
> > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they had
> drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a big
> storm came up and blew the screen down.


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On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like
> > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.. Guess what
> > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > > > > term
> > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > blowing
> > > > it on my own.
> > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they had
> > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a big
> > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> There is always a critic in the audience
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 20:48 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a-b4b7-94b484360a52n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like
> > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess
> > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > > blowing
> > > > > it on my own.
> > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they had
> > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a
> > > big
> > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > There is always a critic in the audience
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I was
> watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed : early
> hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy space
> alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing
> astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever could be
> made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he
> came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood up
> and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on the
> ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me


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