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* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?JAB
`* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                       +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                 +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                  `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                     +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                      +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                      `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                       +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                       `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                        +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                        `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                         +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                         `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                          +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                          `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                           +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                           `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                            +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                            `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                             +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                             `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                              +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                              `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                               +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                               `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                                 `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                  +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
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                                                   +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                   `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
                                                    +- Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Mike
                                                    `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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                                                     `* Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?Don Stockbauer
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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 18:30 UTC

On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:54:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<010215b7-ae21-468b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:40:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > > > > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research
> > > > > > > > consists
> > > > > > > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those
> > > > > > > > Batman
> > > > > > > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > are rabid.
> > > > > > > I am at
> > > > > > > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> > > > > > coordinates on the Internet
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I tried to find what it is but I can't
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?
> > > > > This goes back to your school days and your teacher Carl’s bad teaching
> > > > > you
> > > > > to read a map.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Don't even have a snappy come back for you .
> > > > the coordinates you gave are between the two places I mentioned and dats de
> > > > name uh that tune.
> > > >
> > > > The name for someone who puts their latitude and longitude on the Internet
> > > > in
> > > > plain text is "He who wishes to be found. “
> > >
> > > Works fine for me
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in plain
> > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so they
> > work fine for you???))?
> For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> ground for theirselves
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:54:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<010215b7-ae21-468b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:40:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9c3294d6-d3bd-4e0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:13:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<36e50a19-52ea-4dc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:38:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9614065f-22a7-4ffd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:15:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3427a920-8ef1-439c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:30:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > regular
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > snapping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heavier "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > compressor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bottom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mini
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This topic is all wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > melt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheesh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the human body is already 60% water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No Wonder I have to take a piss all the time ; my insides are 60%
> > > > > > > > > > > > water.
> > > > > > > > > > > No wonder you are always leaning in the direction of the moon
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, lunar occultations, one of my hobbies.
> > > > > > > > > You do hobbie-ituate the batroom a lot
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am one of the foremost bat researchers in the world. my research
> > > > > > > > consists
> > > > > > > > of going into a room full of bats letting them just bite the crap out
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > to see if I get rabies . also I did my bit for Hollywood , in those
> > > > > > > > Batman
> > > > > > > > movies Robin would run up to Batman and utter a line which I wrote
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > "Holy Batshit Batman!!!” Guano my house and see if any of the bats
> > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > are rabid.
> > > > > > > I am at
> > > > > > > 32°10′31″N104°26′38″W
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's some disparaging term for somebody that openly gives their
> > > > > > coordinates on the Internet
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I tried to find what it is but I can't
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so you live between Rattlesnake Canyon and White city?
> > > > > This goes back to your school days and your teacher Carl’s bad teaching
> > > > > you
> > > > > to read a map.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Don't even have a snappy come back for you .
> > > > the coordinates you gave are between the two places I mentioned and dats de
> > > > name uh that tune.
> > > >
> > > > The name for someone who puts their latitude and longitude on the Internet
> > > > in
> > > > plain text is "He who wishes to be found. “
> > >
> > > Works fine for me
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in plain
> > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so they
> > work fine for you???))?
> For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> ground for theirselves
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 09:58 UTC

On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad-b90e-42b006cc9bf4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in
> > > plain
> > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so
> > > they
> > > work fine for you???))?
> > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> > ground for theirselves
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he told me
> if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I told
> him that's fine I'll examine your holes.

This could turn into a real hole-icost,.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 16:18 UTC

On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in
> > > > plain
> > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so
> > > > they
> > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> > > ground for theirselves
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he told me
> > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I told
> > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:36 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1-a313-4d51794287c8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in
> > > > > plain
> > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so
> > > > > they
> > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he told me
> > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I told
> > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.

So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 04:05 UTC

On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in
> > > > > > plain
> > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he told me
> > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I told
> > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there was this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else has ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they have a ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the collar , ring around the collar "
and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in the face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's face!!!!!!
I laughed and laughed.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:45 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe692942-603d-4eee-8911-c016e39b00a5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in
> > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he told
> > > > > me
> > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I
> > > > > told
> > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there was
> this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else has
> ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they have a
> ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just
> minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> collar , ring around the collar "
> and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in the
> face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's
> face!!!!!!
> I laughed and laughed.

Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
removed
and the recipient suffocated???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 17:51 UTC

On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there in
> > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it so
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in the
> > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he told
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I
> > > > > > told
> > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there was
> > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else has
> > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they have a
> > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just
> > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > collar , ring around the collar "
> > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in the
> > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's
> > face!!!!!!
> > I laughed and laughed.
> Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> removed
> and the recipient suffocated???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yep.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 07:32 UTC

On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f-abfb-8555f3475f50n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he
> > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I
> > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there was
> > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else
> > > has
> > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they
> > > have a
> > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just
> > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in
> > > the
> > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's
> > > face!!!!!!
> > > I laughed and laughed.
> > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> > removed
> > and the recipient suffocated???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yep.

There must have been more than a few tart moments over that

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out there
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay it
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he
> > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so I
> > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there was
> > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else
> > > > has
> > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they
> > > > have a
> > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just
> > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in
> > > > the
> > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's
> > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> > > removed
> > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yep.
> There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't have much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But then what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:17 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<58172394-e612-4e50-98a8-2b4e54fd49b1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he
> > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there
> > > > > was
> > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else
> > > > > has
> > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they
> > > > > have a
> > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just
> > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in
> > > > > the
> > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's
> > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> > > > removed
> > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yep.
> > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't have
> much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But then
> what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?

Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
continues to do so on occasion,
my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her death

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 21:12 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he
> > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack so
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody else
> > > > > > has
> > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they
> > > > > > have a
> > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was just
> > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the guy's
> > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> > > > > removed
> > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yep.
> > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't have
> > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But then
> > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> continues to do so on occasion,
> my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her death
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was blaming the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:40 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d-a465-78364361cab2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he
> > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they
> > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> > > > > > removed
> > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yep.
> > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't have
> > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > then
> > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > continues to do so on occasion,
> > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her death
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was blaming
> the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.

The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 07:00 UTC

On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then there
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that they
> > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around the
> > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says "pie
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not be
> > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't have
> > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > > then
> > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her death
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was blaming
> > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.
> The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 08:26 UTC

On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3-a075-515cc253b096n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't
> > > > > have
> > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > > > then
> > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her death
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > blaming
> > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.
> > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I would
> assume .
>
> there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old or
> so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very wise.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 19:45 UTC

On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he was
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could not
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her death
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > blaming
> > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.
> > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I would
> > assume .
> >
> > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old or
> > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very wise.
> Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mark


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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 10:47 UTC

On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3-87a7-f138e1126bfdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > death
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > blaming
> > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.
> > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > would
> > > assume .
> > >
> > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old or
> > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very wise.
> > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Mark
>
> I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans living
> on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in their
> ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:09 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.
> > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > > would
> > > > assume .
> > > >
> > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old or
> > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very wise.
> > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Mark
> >
> > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans living
> > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in their
> > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> But rather mule headed
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:41 UTC

On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead-89b9-42498741ef95n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > > > would
> > > > > assume .
> > > > >
> > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old
> > > > > or
> > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very
> > > > > wise.
> > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Mark
> > >
> > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans
> > > living
> > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in their
> > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> > But rather mule headed
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in front
> of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it circumnavigates the
> Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only trouble
> with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> drowned in the Pacific.
>
> Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs but we
> won't go there.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:59 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > > > > would
> > > > > > assume .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very
> > > > > > wise.
> > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > >
> > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans
> > > > living
> > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in their
> > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> > > But rather mule headed
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in front
> > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it circumnavigates the
> > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only trouble
> > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > drowned in the Pacific.
> >
> > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs but we
> > won't go there.
> So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 09:11 UTC

On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<205f5911-9928-425e-a7ee-0bd71544ae65n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year
> > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very
> > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > >
> > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans
> > > > > living
> > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in
> > > > > their
> > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in
> > > front
> > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it circumnavigates
> > > the
> > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only trouble
> > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > >
> > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs but
> > > we
> > > won't go there.
> > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me differently
> depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West , I've been
> in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them in the
> wrong direction and they were ineffectual.


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On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year
> > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very
> > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans
> > > > > > living
> > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in
> > > > front
> > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it circumnavigates
> > > > the
> > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only trouble
> > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > >
> > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs but
> > > > we
> > > > won't go there.
> > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me differently
> > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West , I've been
> > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them in the
> > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right direction
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 11:19 UTC

On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cd0a08b5-9629-465c-b252-51679a3caf61n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name ,
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year
> > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans
> > > > > > > living
> > > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> > > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in
> > > > > front
> > > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it circumnavigates
> > > > > the
> > > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only trouble
> > > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > > >
> > > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs
> > > > > but
> > > > > we
> > > > > won't go there.
> > > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me differently
> > > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West , I've
> > > been
> > > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them in
> > > the
> > > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> > Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> > Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right direction
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was a male porn star who went only by the initial E in order to
> preserve his privacy , the Director of the movie commanded him to perform
> Colonel Angus on the lead porno lady star , so you could basically say that E
> licks her.


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On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cd0a08b5-9629-465c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year
> > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very
> > > > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans
> > > > > > > > living
> > > > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.
> > > > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in
> > > > > > front
> > > > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it circumnavigates
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only trouble
> > > > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > > > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > won't go there.
> > > > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me differently
> > > > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West , I've
> > > > been
> > > > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them in
> > > > the
> > > > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> > > Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> > > Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right direction
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was a male porn star who went only by the initial E in order to
> > preserve his privacy , the Director of the movie commanded him to perform
> > Colonel Angus on the lead porno lady star , so you could basically say that E
> > licks her.
> He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:51 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2c8dc689-ec9b-476d-b4f5-7dda78d905aan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cd0a08b5-9629-465c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:11:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<205f5911-9928-425e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:41:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<acfa517f-75b9-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:47:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "ring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inappropriateness?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > child
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > blaming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > allowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > pedophiles
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little
> > > > > > > > > > > girls
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > assume .
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8
> > > > > > > > > > > year
> > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > wise.
> > > > > > > > > > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mark
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent
> > > > > > > > > beans
> > > > > > > > > living
> > > > > > > > > on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent
> > > > > > > > > too.
> > > > > > > > But rather mule headed
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once explored the time-honored question : if you hang a carrot out in
> > > > > > > front
> > > > > > > of a mule will it keep walking and keep walking until it
> > > > > > > circumnavigates
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > Earth? So I went out to the desert to check this out and the only
> > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > with the whole thing is that the mule headed in the wrong direction and
> > > > > > > drowned in the Pacific.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Besides all the puns that could be made about people carrying in drugs
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > won't go there.
> > > > > > So the mule drug you in the wrong direction
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have this weird thing that when I take drugs they affect me differently
> > > > > depending on what direction I face , north , south , East or West , I've
> > > > > been
> > > > > in the habit of letting my mule give me drugs and then he gave me them in
> > > > > the
> > > > > wrong direction and they were ineffectual.
> > > > Put a post in the ground next to the mule and coat it with sweets.
> > > > Have it placed such that when elixir he is pointing in the right direction
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was a male porn star who went only by the initial E in order to
> > > preserve his privacy , the Director of the movie commanded him to perform
> > > Colonel Angus on the lead porno lady star , so you could basically say
> > > that E
> > > licks her.
> > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, he had tongue in lips.


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