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* 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八里出楊硬
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 `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/??????????Mike
  `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
   `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
    `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
     `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
      `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
       `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
        `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
         `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
          `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
           `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
            `* Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八Don Stockbauer
             `* Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????Mike
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:56 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I
> > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says
> > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your
> > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it
> > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures
> > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes
> > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there
> > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three
> > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to
> > > > > > try
> > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > >
> > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.
> > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a flop.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.

Then again, some of us aren't real picky.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 06:36 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<843624f3-9773-45bc-b51f-09a9464bf3adn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says
> > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep
> > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it
> > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same
> > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that
> > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there
> > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three
> > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to
> > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > > >
> > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.
> > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a flop.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
>
> Then again, some of us aren't real picky.

Just so it will halter from flopping around

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 13:33 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep
> > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it
> > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that
> > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there
> > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three
> > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to
> > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.
> > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a flop.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> >
> > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> Just so it will halter from flopping around
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho

And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.

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On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc-8fa0-6dcfe8139770n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep
> > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that
> > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > >
> > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho
>
> And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Jul 2022 15:12 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that
> > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > >
> > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho
> >
> > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> What ever turns you on
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 01:17 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho
> > >
> > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > What ever turns you on
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the sticky tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no problem at all , I'm in the S&M."


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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 04:55 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63dab145-34f3-4624-81cb-a0c99d9ad447n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with
> > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho
> > >
> > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > What ever turns you on
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the sticky
> tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh I'm
> so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no problem
> at all , I'm in the S&M.”


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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 05:00 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3-b06d-a84362734db8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho
> > > >
> > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > What ever turns you on
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the sticky
> > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh
> > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
>
> INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?


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On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho
> > > > >
> > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the sticky
> > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh
> > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> >
> > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> The spell checker is a prude.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:38 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4757632b-c623-4776-b9ca-53a539308bc6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > sticky
> > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh
> > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > >
> > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > The spell checker is a prude.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a tree ,
> they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 20:27 UTC

On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone .. and the Cloud is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > sticky
> > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh
> > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > >
> > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a tree ,
> > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 06:43 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e-a781-9285cdf60e56n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says
> > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > >
> > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a
> > > tree ,
> > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as a
> fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
>
> do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst predator
> against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?


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On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says
> > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a
> > > > tree ,
> > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as a
> > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> >
> > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst predator
> > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> Is that why you are always raven about them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 15:44 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<58587c28-6380-4e96-bea7-9419efb3d66en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says
> > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no
> > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a
> > > > > tree ,
> > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as a
> > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > >
> > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst predator
> > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using proper
> quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and finally I
> told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> Nevermore!!!!”
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On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says
> > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no
> > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a
> > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as a
> > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > >
> > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst predator
> > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using proper
> > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and finally I
> > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > Nevermore!!!!”
> But Poe was a raven maniac
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 20:54 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6-869d-bdcd464ca474n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she
> > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her
> > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a
> > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as a
> > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > >
> > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst predator
> > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using proper
> > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and finally I
> > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things raven :
> raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after ravens.


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On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the
> > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she
> > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried a
> > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best..
> > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as a
> > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst predator
> > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using proper
> > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and finally I
> > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things raven :
> > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after ravens.
> So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 08:53 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea-be9c-50fc660f9841n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > proper
> > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > finally I
> > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things raven :
> > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after
> > > ravens.
> > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and ate
> my liver.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 20:12 UTC

On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they tried
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them as
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > proper
> > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things raven :
> > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after
> > > > ravens.
> > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and ate
> > my liver.
> What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Jul 2022 21:09 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d877f3c7-8393-4a53-a58f-28566dc3c1dan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they
> > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things raven :
> > > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after
> > > > > ravens.
> > > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and ate
> > > my liver.
> > What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I really like that old song, it goes something like onions onions eew eew
> eew, onions onions eew eew eew.


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On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d877f3c7-8393-4a53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them
> > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things raven :
> > > > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after
> > > > > > ravens.
> > > > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and ate
> > > > my liver.
> > > What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really like that old song, it goes something like onions onions eew eew
> > eew, onions onions eew eew eew.
> I see it brings a tear to your eyes
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 09:38 UTC

On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ee1f5525-ce9a-4f9d-a2c3-bd0aab60b44an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d877f3c7-8393-4a53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them
> > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things
> > > > > > > raven :
> > > > > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after
> > > > > > > ravens.
> > > > > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and
> > > > > ate
> > > > > my liver.
> > > > What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I really like that old song, it goes something like onions onions eew eew
> > > eew, onions onions eew eew eew.
> > I see it brings a tear to your eyes
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Once I did have a tear to my eyes.
> a buzzard landed in my face and clawed my eyes out.


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:38:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ee1f5525-ce9a-4f9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d877f3c7-8393-4a53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used them
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things
> > > > > > > > raven :
> > > > > > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven after
> > > > > > > > ravens.
> > > > > > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and
> > > > > > ate
> > > > > > my liver.
> > > > > What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I really like that old song, it goes something like onions onions eew eew
> > > > eew, onions onions eew eew eew.
> > > I see it brings a tear to your eyes
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Once I did have a tear to my eyes.
> > a buzzard landed in my face and clawed my eyes out.
> I gues it felt like having an eye-ball before dinner.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Jul 2022 04:54 UTC

On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e35c36b6-8c1e-42dc-91e4-7473cc07b943n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:38:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ee1f5525-ce9a-4f9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d877f3c7-8393-4a53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infiniti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things
> > > > > > > > > raven :
> > > > > > > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven
> > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > ravens.
> > > > > > > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and
> > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > my liver.
> > > > > > What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I really like that old song, it goes something like onions onions eew eew
> > > > > eew, onions onions eew eew eew.
> > > > I see it brings a tear to your eyes
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Once I did have a tear to my eyes.
> > > a buzzard landed in my face and clawed my eyes out.
> > I gues it felt like having an eye-ball before dinner.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's like that really funny one:
>
> help, help I've got something in my eye !!!!
>
> what is it?
>
> it's an eyeball!!!


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On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 11:54:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e35c36b6-8c1e-42dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:38:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ee1f5525-ce9a-4f9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d877f3c7-8393-4a53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:53:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<53fad0ac-7308-4eea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:54:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5a2162f2-3c74-4ba6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:44:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58587c28-6380-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:44:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07299ab2-6d99-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:38:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4757632b-c623-4776...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > common
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > names
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infiniti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > naming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > megabytes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > existence .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daughter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cloud
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > videos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sealed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flip
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endowed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever turns you on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > removing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sticky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "oh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The spell checker is a prude.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the spellchecker is a prune ; they tried a rock, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tree ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they tried a dog and they found that a prune works the best.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats a wrinkle I didn’t think of,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew this lady who had crow's feet and oddly enough she used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fetish , to scratch her self and put them in her mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do you know that crows not only eat pecans but they're the worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > predator
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > against them , they'll harvest your entire crop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are always raven about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I joined this user group and boy did they get on me about not using
> > > > > > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > > > > quoting since I was using Google groups and it went on and on and
> > > > > > > > > > > > finally I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told them but the Raven doesn't do that because "Quoth the Raven -
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nevermore!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > But Poe was a raven maniac
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Poe really was a raven maniac . he had a collection of all things
> > > > > > > > > > raven :
> > > > > > > > > > raven statues , raven coffee mugs, raven bookends , he was Raven
> > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > ravens.
> > > > > > > > > So he liked it when given the bird!!!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was given this really large bird one time ; it tore open my chest and
> > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > my liver.
> > > > > > > What!!! No onions!!!! What is liver with out onions!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I really like that old song, it goes something like onions onions eew eew
> > > > > > eew, onions onions eew eew eew.
> > > > > I see it brings a tear to your eyes
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Once I did have a tear to my eyes.
> > > > a buzzard landed in my face and clawed my eyes out.
> > > I gues it felt like having an eye-ball before dinner.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's like that really funny one:
> >
> > help, help I've got something in my eye !!!!
> >
> > what is it?
> >
> > it's an eyeball!!!
> I am waiting for the funny one...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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