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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 May 2022 18:33 UTC

On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > >
> > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy won't
> > > > go
> > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience with
> > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've given
> > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> wil·lies|
> ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave him
> the willies.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr. Mike and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's or Hallock's for that matter.

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by: Mike - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 07:43 UTC

On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831-ae78-988df8c2a9a3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > >
> > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy won't
> > > > > go
> > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience with
> > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've
> > > given
> > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > wil·lies|
> > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave him
> > the willies.
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr. Mike
> and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's or
> Hallock's for that matter.

For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 1 Jun 2022 18:44 UTC

On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy won't
> > > > > > go
> > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience with
> > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've
> > > > given
> > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > wil·lies|
> > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave him
> > > the willies.
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr. Mike
> > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's or
> > Hallock's for that matter.
> For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people doing the big nasty or something like that?

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by: Mike - Thu, 2 Jun 2022 09:05 UTC

On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2-bfb1-5cfc96d2ced9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy
> > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > go
> > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience
> > > > > with
> > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've
> > > > > given
> > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > wil·lies|
> > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave him
> > > > the willies.
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr. Mike
> > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's
> > > or
> > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people doing
> the big nasty or something like that?

Your gas is as good as mine

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 03:31 UTC

On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy
> > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've
> > > > > > given
> > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave him
> > > > > the willies.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr. Mike
> > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's
> > > > or
> > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people doing
> > the big nasty or something like that?
> Your gas is as good as mine
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless .so there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the natural gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak and somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that."

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by: Mike - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 10:22 UTC

On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<28a796c9-0981-4318-9a61-f24db4db6a0dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy
> > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've
> > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave
> > > > > > him
> > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr.
> > > > > Mike
> > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's
> > > > > or
> > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > doing
> > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > Your gas is as good as mine
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless .so
> there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the natural
> gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak and
> somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”

Pepe LePew

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 19:11 UTC

On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy
> > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he must've
> > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave
> > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr.
> > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr. Mike's
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > > doing
> > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless .so
> > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the natural
> > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak and
> > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
>
> Pepe LePew
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from going to church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.

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by: Mike - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 19:25 UTC

On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<918426f4-3557-4d64-b059-fb301b681306n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr.
> > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > > > doing
> > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless
> > > .so
> > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > natural
> > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak and
> > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
> >
> > Pepe LePew
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from going to
> church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.

Thats quite a phew options

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 3 Jun 2022 20:14 UTC

On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal experience
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room gave
> > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for Mr.
> > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > > > > doing
> > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless
> > > > .so
> > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > natural
> > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak and
> > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that..”
> > >
> > > Pepe LePew
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from going to
> > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> Thats quite a phew options
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,

> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog has just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her "Lassie, your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

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by: Mike - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 09:17 UTC

On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for
> > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless
> > > > > .so
> > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > natural
> > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak
> > > > > and
> > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
> > > >
> > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from going
> > > to
> > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > Thats quite a phew options
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
>
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog has
> just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her "Lassie,
> your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure does
> stink.”
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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 16:59 UTC

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for
> > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless
> > > > > > .so
> > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > > natural
> > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from going
> > > > to
> > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> >
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog has
> > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her "Lassie,
> > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > stink.”
> But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for
> > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of
> > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell "
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from
> > > > > going
> > > > > to
> > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > >
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog has
> > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > "Lassie,
> > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > > stink.”
> > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back around
> 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious plans
> to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then she
> would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her from a
> distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph
> it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any case
> back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a
> dinner roll.

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On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of
> > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell "
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from
> > > > > > going
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > >
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog has
> > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > "Lassie,
> > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > > > stink.”
> > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back around
> > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious plans
> > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then she
> > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her from a
> > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph
> > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any case
> > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a
> > dinner roll.
> So you admit you are not well bread
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 08:16 UTC

On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6-866d-14dd86a0aa41n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of
> > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell "
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from
> > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > >
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog
> > > > > has
> > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure
> > > > > does
> > > > > stink.”
> > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > around
> > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > plans
> > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then she
> > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her from a
> > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph
> > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any
> > > case
> > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a
> > > dinner roll.
> > So you admit you are not well bread
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it gets.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 20:19 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of
> > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell "
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from
> > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog
> > > > > > has
> > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure
> > > > > > does
> > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > around
> > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > > plans
> > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then she
> > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her from a
> > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph
> > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any
> > > > case
> > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a
> > > > dinner roll.
> > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it gets.
> There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you with
> those sticks
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c-a90b-44f825ed767cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from
> > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog
> > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure
> > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > around
> > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > > > plans
> > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then
> > > > > she
> > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > from a
> > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph
> > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any
> > > > > case
> > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a
> > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it
> > > gets.
> > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you with
> > those sticks
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house so I
> told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 7 Jun 2022 15:29 UTC

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from
> > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog
> > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure
> > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > around
> > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > > > > plans
> > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > from a
> > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph
> > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any
> > > > > > case
> > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a
> > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it
> > > > gets.
> > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you with
> > > those sticks
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house so I
> > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> And it is all your falter
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 7 Jun 2022 17:06 UTC

On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e-b4cc-fc00500432f9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy
> > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on
> > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it
> > > > > gets.
> > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you with
> > > > those sticks
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house
> > > so I
> > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > And it is all your falter
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 05:25 UTC

On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy
> > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on
> > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it
> > > > > > gets.
> > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you with
> > > > > those sticks
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house
> > > > so I
> > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > And it is all your falter
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> And if it had, it would have died
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRgDeqEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile

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by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 11:32 UTC

On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c-819c-8b31d253fdc6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy
> > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on
> > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house
> > > > > so I
> > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > And if it had, it would have died
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRgDe
> > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
>
> I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my neighbor
> lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I wanna
> die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break the
> door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> back to bright blue again.
>
> Purdy damn funny, eh?
>
> Ever hear that one before?

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On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on
> > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house
> > > > > > so I
> > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRgDe
> > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> >
> > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my neighbor
> > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I wanna
> > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break the
> > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> > back to bright blue again.
> >
> > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> >
> > Ever hear that one before?
> Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> >
> >
> > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel to
> > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the man
> > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> >
> > I made that one up
> Hole-ly unbelieveable
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 19:42 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<54f2ea0c-7060-4e62-8525-d3d2dda4bbden@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA
> > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring
> > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely ,
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the
> > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRg
> > > > De
> > > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> > >
> > > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my
> > > neighbor
> > > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I
> > > wanna
> > > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break the
> > > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> > > back to bright blue again.
> > >
> > > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> > >
> > > Ever hear that one before?
> > Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> > >
> > >
> > > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel to
> > > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the
> > > man
> > > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> > >
> > > I made that one up
> > Hole-ly unbelieveable
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes but this version is much better I'm a great believer in continuous
> process improvement which all these businesses have of improving themselves
> and improving themselves until it's possible that there's just no more room
> for improvement and then they improve themselves some more but the trouble is
> what they improve themselves to is undesirable

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On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:42:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<54f2ea0c-7060-4e62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA
> > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the
> > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > > > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > > > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > > > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRg
> > > > > De
> > > > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> > > >
> > > > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my
> > > > neighbor
> > > > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I
> > > > wanna
> > > > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break the
> > > > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> > > > back to bright blue again.
> > > >
> > > > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> > > >
> > > > Ever hear that one before?
> > > Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel to
> > > > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the
> > > > man
> > > > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> > > >
> > > > I made that one up
> > > Hole-ly unbelieveable
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes but this version is much better I'm a great believer in continuous
> > process improvement which all these businesses have of improving themselves
> > and improving themselves until it's possible that there's just no more room
> > for improvement and then they improve themselves some more but the trouble is
> > what they improve themselves to is undesirable
> But running out of improvements you need to make is endless.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 23:20 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e512c107-73d5-4f8d-96e2-f1d950937da6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:42:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<54f2ea0c-7060-4e62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every
> > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the
> > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her
> > > > > > > bare
> > > > > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black
> > > > > > > washrack
> > > > > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > > > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_n
> > > > > > Rg
> > > > > > De
> > > > > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> > > > >
> > > > > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my
> > > > > neighbor
> > > > > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I
> > > > > wanna
> > > > > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break
> > > > > the
> > > > > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> > > > > back to bright blue again.
> > > > >
> > > > > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> > > > >
> > > > > Ever hear that one before?
> > > > Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel
> > > > > to
> > > > > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the
> > > > > man
> > > > > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> > > > >
> > > > > I made that one up
> > > > Hole-ly unbelieveable
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes but this version is much better I'm a great believer in continuous
> > > process improvement which all these businesses have of improving themselves
> > > and improving themselves until it's possible that there's just no more room
> > > for improvement and then they improve themselves some more but the trouble
> > > is
> > > what they improve themselves to is undesirable
> > But running out of improvements you need to make is endless.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes you're right Mike running out of improvements you need to make his
> endless so therefore we will always be running out of improvements we need to
> make but running out of improvements means we can't improve anything anymore
> it's perfection so if we run out of improvements that's what we have the
> perfect state but we all know that the state is not perfect all the way the
> state is another word for the government is Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen or was it
> Ronald Reagan said the government this in the government dead and how he was
> the government it was self reference just like hofstadter!

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