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by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:04 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<00576642-a9a4-4bc9-bf8f-7b440d2e5852n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/10267303
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling
> > > > > > asleep
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?
> > > > The moor the merrier
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him merrier?
> > Aren you a fen of his???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This lady found a boyfriend and he claimed that he's Turkish , I always kind
> of doubted it but then one day he showed up :
>
> and then I saw his fez,
> now I'm a believer ,
> not a trace
> of doubt in my mind.

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 21:18 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:04:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<00576642-a9a4-4bc9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/10267303
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling
> > > > > > > asleep
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?
> > > > > The moor the merrier
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him merrier?
> > > Aren you a fen of his???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > This lady found a boyfriend and he claimed that he's Turkish , I always kind
> > of doubted it but then one day he showed up :
> >
> > and then I saw his fez,
> > now I'm a believer ,
> > not a trace
> > of doubt in my mind.
> Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a Shriner.....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:53 UTC

On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<196dc32d-be99-4da2-9e4e-e17617cbb503n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:04:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<00576642-a9a4-4bc9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling
> > > > > > > > asleep
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin
> > > > > > > Towers?
> > > > > > The moor the merrier
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him
> > > > > merrier?
> > > > Aren you a fen of his???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > This lady found a boyfriend and he claimed that he's Turkish , I always
> > > kind
> > > of doubted it but then one day he showed up :
> > >
> > > and then I saw his fez,
> > > now I'm a believer ,
> > > not a trace
> > > of doubt in my mind.
> > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a Shriner....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention

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On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:53:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<196dc32d-be99-4da2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:04:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<00576642-a9a4-4bc9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling
> > > > > > > > > asleep
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin
> > > > > > > > Towers?
> > > > > > > The moor the merrier
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him
> > > > > > merrier?
> > > > > Aren you a fen of his???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This lady found a boyfriend and he claimed that he's Turkish , I always
> > > > kind
> > > > of doubted it but then one day he showed up :
> > > >
> > > > and then I saw his fez,
> > > > now I'm a believer ,
> > > > not a trace
> > > > of doubt in my mind.
> > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a Shriner....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> But did have a parade
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 08:21 UTC

On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475-a16e-d6d871ee536en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:53:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<196dc32d-be99-4da2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:04:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<00576642-a9a4-4bc9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sonic ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/1026
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 73
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > > > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling
> > > > > > > > > > asleep
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin
> > > > > > > > > Towers?
> > > > > > > > The moor the merrier
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him
> > > > > > > merrier?
> > > > > > Aren you a fen of his???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > This lady found a boyfriend and he claimed that he's Turkish , I always
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of doubted it but then one day he showed up :
> > > > >
> > > > > and then I saw his fez,
> > > > > now I'm a believer ,
> > > > > not a trace
> > > > > of doubt in my mind.
> > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > Shriner....
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > But did have a parade
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The term "lemmings" comes to mind.

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On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:53:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<196dc32d-be99-4da2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:04:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<00576642-a9a4-4bc9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sonic ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/1026
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 73
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 03
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eats
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > > > > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling
> > > > > > > > > > > asleep
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin
> > > > > > > > > > Towers?
> > > > > > > > > The moor the merrier
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him
> > > > > > > > merrier?
> > > > > > > Aren you a fen of his???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This lady found a boyfriend and he claimed that he's Turkish , I always
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of doubted it but then one day he showed up :
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and then I saw his fez,
> > > > > > now I'm a believer ,
> > > > > > not a trace
> > > > > > of doubt in my mind.
> > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > But did have a parade
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 10:50 UTC

On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828-8d72-51788b0443d6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > But did have a parade
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche who was
> the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One day
> Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded it and
> I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at Ridgemont high
> .

Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 18:54 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche who was
> > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One day
> > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded it and
> > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at Ridgemont high
> > .
> Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.

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by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:38 UTC

On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9623568e-2285-4d85-b085-b6e3f8e7a4f5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche who
> > > was
> > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One day
> > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded it
> > > and
> > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at Ridgemont
> > > high
> > > .
> > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.

Why would you throw up that poor example before me???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:28 UTC

On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche who
> > > > was
> > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One day
> > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded it
> > > > and
> > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at Ridgemont
> > > > high
> > > > .
> > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the air , some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples . I waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.

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by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 09:14 UTC

On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb-aca4-0616bec979cen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche who
> > > > > was
> > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One day
> > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded it
> > > > > and
> > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at Ridgemont
> > > > > high
> > > > > .
> > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the air ,
> some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples . I
> waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.

Which put a bad spin on the thread.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:20 UTC

lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche who
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One day
> > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded it
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at Ridgemont
> > > > > > high
> > > > > > .
> > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the air ,
> > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples . I
> > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will come undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our Jacquard loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might be a good thing.

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by: Mike - Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:29 UTC

On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a7c04f28-4dea-461c-989d-2f7e13fec33dn@googlegroups.com>):

> lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche
> > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One
> > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at
> > > > > > > Ridgemont
> > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > .
> > > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the
> > > air ,
> > > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples
> > > . I
> > > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> > Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will come
> undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our Jacquard
> loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might be
> a good thing.

But it existed so the difference engine-erred computing to where it is now.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 16:41 UTC

On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:29:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a7c04f28-4dea-461c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche
> > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One
> > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and exploded
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at
> > > > > > > > Ridgemont
> > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the
> > > > air ,
> > > > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples
> > > > . I
> > > > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> > > Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will come
> > undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our Jacquard
> > loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might be
> > a good thing.
> But it existed so the difference engine-erred computing to where it is now.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that Babbage did you know that he would do stuff like he would get financing on a project and he did it till say 70% complete then he'd go back to the financier and say for the amount of money you would pay me to finish this 30% I can build you a new and better machine and he did that repeatedly also did you know that lady Ada wrote a mathematical treatise on the analytical engine which was never built by the way and that it is so complex and all full of all kind of strange mathematical symbols that I couldnt understand because I only have a BA in astronomy , that I started to read it but then I had to give up?

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by: Mike - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:52 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<66a468e4-aaf1-4128-89bf-d783e0605b28n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:29:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a7c04f28-4dea-461c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche
> > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One
> > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and
> > > > > > > > > exploded
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at
> > > > > > > > > Ridgemont
> > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > > > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the
> > > > > air ,
> > > > > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples
> > > > > . I
> > > > > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> > > > Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will
> > > come
> > > undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our
> > > Jacquard
> > > loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might
> > > be
> > > a good thing.
> > But it existed so the difference engine-erred computing to where it is now.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> that Babbage did you know that he would do stuff like he would get financing
> on a project and he did it till say 70% complete then he'd go back to the
> financier and say for the amount of money you would pay me to finish this 30%
> I can build you a new and better machine and he did that repeatedly also did
> you know that lady Ada wrote a mathematical treatise on the analytical engine
> which was never built by the way and that it is so complex and all full of
> all kind of strange mathematical symbols that I couldnt understand because I
> only have a BA in astronomy , that I started to read it but then I had to
> give up?

Yes, she also had a computer language named after her.
I actually have seen the difference engine (serial number 2) in action
when it was at the Computer History Museum.

There is a project to actually build the analytical engine.
https://blog.plan28.org

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 22 Jun 2022 22:50 UTC

On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:53:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<66a468e4-aaf1-4128...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:29:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a7c04f28-4dea-461c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister Blanche
> > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain. One
> > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and
> > > > > > > > > > exploded
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at
> > > > > > > > > > Ridgemont
> > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > > > > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the
> > > > > > air ,
> > > > > > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad examples
> > > > > > . I
> > > > > > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> > > > > Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will
> > > > come
> > > > undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our
> > > > Jacquard
> > > > loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might
> > > > be
> > > > a good thing.
> > > But it existed so the difference engine-erred computing to where it is now.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > that Babbage did you know that he would do stuff like he would get financing
> > on a project and he did it till say 70% complete then he'd go back to the
> > financier and say for the amount of money you would pay me to finish this 30%
> > I can build you a new and better machine and he did that repeatedly also did
> > you know that lady Ada wrote a mathematical treatise on the analytical engine
> > which was never built by the way and that it is so complex and all full of
> > all kind of strange mathematical symbols that I couldnt understand because I
> > only have a BA in astronomy , that I started to read it but then I had to
> > give up?
> Yes, she also had a computer language named after her.
> I actually have seen the difference engine (serial number 2) in action
> when it was at the Computer History Museum.
>
> There is a project to actually build the analytical engine.
> https://blog.plan28.org
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 23 Jun 2022 12:43 UTC

On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807-aac9-dbc078308a81n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:53:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<66a468e4-aaf1-4128...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:29:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a7c04f28-4dea-461c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister
> > > > > > > > > > > Blanche
> > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and
> > > > > > > > > > > exploded
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at
> > > > > > > > > > > Ridgemont
> > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > > > > > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the
> > > > > > > air ,
> > > > > > > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad
> > > > > > > examples
> > > > > > > . I
> > > > > > > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> > > > > > Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will
> > > > > come
> > > > > undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our
> > > > > Jacquard
> > > > > loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might
> > > > > be
> > > > > a good thing.
> > > > But it existed so the difference engine-erred computing to where it is
> > > > now.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > that Babbage did you know that he would do stuff like he would get
> > > financing
> > > on a project and he did it till say 70% complete then he'd go back to the
> > > financier and say for the amount of money you would pay me to finish this
> > > 30%
> > > I can build you a new and better machine and he did that repeatedly also
> > > did
> > > you know that lady Ada wrote a mathematical treatise on the analytical
> > > engine
> > > which was never built by the way and that it is so complex and all full of
> > > all kind of strange mathematical symbols that I couldnt understand because
> > > I
> > > only have a BA in astronomy , that I started to read it but then I had to
> > > give up?
> > Yes, she also had a computer language named after her.
> > I actually have seen the difference engine (serial number 2) in action
> > when it was at the Computer History Museum.
> >
> > There is a project to actually build the analytical engine.
> > https://blog.plan28.org
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied it at
> Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual working
> difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they build
> altogether?

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 18:29 UTC

On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:53:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<66a468e4-aaf1-4128...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:29:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a7c04f28-4dea-461c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > lol On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<24dba714-468b-4dcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:39:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9623568e-2285-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:50:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9d2808d-3e35-4828...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bfd6e6da-41b0-4475...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you check to see if he had a shrine?? That would make him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shriner....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He had a shrine but it was not what you would call a convention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But did have a parade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNRWoE2U2A
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The term "lemmings" comes to mind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not give you car-d Blanch on that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I went to Catholic school there was a nun there named Sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > Blanche
> > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > the librarian. she insisted on absolute quiet within her domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > One
> > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Hennessey brought a fire cracker into the library and
> > > > > > > > > > > > exploded
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought ehe was going to have a heart attack . Fast Times at
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ridgemont
> > > > > > > > > > > > high
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > Did she chase him down while wielding Nun-chucks???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, but she upchucked at the unexpected loud noise in the classroom.
> > > > > > > > > Why would you throw up that poor example before me???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had some footballs and I wanted to see how well they flew through the
> > > > > > > > air ,
> > > > > > > > some were good examples of flying through the air, some were bad
> > > > > > > > examples
> > > > > > > > . I
> > > > > > > > waited till you came over then I threw up the bad example to you.
> > > > > > > Which put a bad spin on the thread.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We certainly can't have a bad spin on the thread because the thread will
> > > > > > come
> > > > > > undone just like that Guess Who song then when we try to operate our
> > > > > > Jacquard
> > > > > > loom it won't work right and computers will never be invented which might
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > a good thing.
> > > > > But it existed so the difference engine-erred computing to where it is
> > > > > now.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > that Babbage did you know that he would do stuff like he would get
> > > > financing
> > > > on a project and he did it till say 70% complete then he'd go back to the
> > > > financier and say for the amount of money you would pay me to finish this
> > > > 30%
> > > > I can build you a new and better machine and he did that repeatedly also
> > > > did
> > > > you know that lady Ada wrote a mathematical treatise on the analytical
> > > > engine
> > > > which was never built by the way and that it is so complex and all full of
> > > > all kind of strange mathematical symbols that I couldnt understand because
> > > > I
> > > > only have a BA in astronomy , that I started to read it but then I had to
> > > > give up?
> > > Yes, she also had a computer language named after her.
> > > I actually have seen the difference engine (serial number 2) in action
> > > when it was at the Computer History Museum.
> > >
> > > There is a project to actually build the analytical engine.
> > > https://blog.plan28.org
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied it at
> > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual working
> > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they build
> > altogether?
> The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the first one
> but
> ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley millionaire
> gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
>
> Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> objected)
> then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in Mountain
> View.
>
> During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> operation.
> Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 09:34 UTC

On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e-bb40-6576bc5a4f71n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied it
> > > at
> > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual working
> > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they build
> > > altogether?
> > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the first
> > one
> > but
> > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > millionaire
> > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> >
> > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> > objected)
> > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in Mountain
> > View.
> >
> > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > operation.
> > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made a
> reverse acronym
> and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by and
> by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater global
> systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't reply
> although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble is
> it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like Asimov
> was , a one-man show.
> Oh well, no pun.

So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 12:06 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied it
> > > > at
> > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual working
> > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they build
> > > > altogether?
> > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the first
> > > one
> > > but
> > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > millionaire
> > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > >
> > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> > > objected)
> > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in Mountain
> > > View.
> > >
> > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > operation.
> > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made a
> > reverse acronym
> > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by and
> > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater global
> > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't reply
> > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble is
> > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like Asimov
> > was , a one-man show.
> > Oh well, no pun.
> So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies and I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general should end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and yet later become dearest best friends later.

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by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 14:45 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<547c4621-5cca-488b-85cf-f88f8ea8a117n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied
> > > > > it
> > > > > at
> > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual working
> > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they build
> > > > > altogether?
> > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the first
> > > > one
> > > > but
> > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > millionaire
> > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > >
> > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> > > > objected)
> > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > Mountain
> > > > View.
> > > >
> > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > > operation.
> > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made a
> > > reverse acronym
> > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by and
> > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater global
> > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't reply
> > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble is
> > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like Asimov
> > > was , a one-man show.
> > > Oh well, no pun.
> > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies and
> I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just
> like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that
> means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general should
> end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and yet
> later become dearest best friends later.

I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 17:51 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual working
> > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they build
> > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the first
> > > > > one
> > > > > but
> > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > millionaire
> > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > >
> > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> > > > > objected)
> > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > Mountain
> > > > > View.
> > > > >
> > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > > > operation.
> > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made a
> > > > reverse acronym
> > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by and
> > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater global
> > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't reply
> > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble is
> > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like Asimov
> > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies and
> > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just
> > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that
> > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general should
> > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and yet
> > later become dearest best friends later.
> I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.

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by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 18:51 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652-ad79-098d851dca61n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they
> > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the
> > > > > > first
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > View.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made a
> > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by and
> > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater global
> > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't reply
> > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble is
> > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like
> > > > > Asimov
> > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies
> > > and
> > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just
> > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that
> > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general should
> > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and
> > > yet
> > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.

But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out for
money.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 21:27 UTC

On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I studied
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they
> > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the
> > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his wife
> > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made a
> > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by and
> > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater global
> > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't reply
> > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble is
> > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like
> > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies
> > > > and
> > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just
> > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that
> > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general should
> > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and
> > > > yet
> > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out for
> money.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble is I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long time and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party and then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.

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