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Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/??????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????693856???????????????,??? ??????????????????/?????????	Mike
Re: 八里外送茶賴：693856八里找小姐,八	Don Stockbauer
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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 04:35 UTC

On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e512c107-73d5-4f8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:42:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<54f2ea0c-7060-4e62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every
> > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the
> > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her
> > > > > > > > bare
> > > > > > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black
> > > > > > > > washrack
> > > > > > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > > > > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_n
> > > > > > > Rg
> > > > > > > De
> > > > > > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my
> > > > > > neighbor
> > > > > > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I
> > > > > > wanna
> > > > > > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> > > > > > back to bright blue again.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Ever hear that one before?
> > > > > Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the
> > > > > > man
> > > > > > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I made that one up
> > > > > Hole-ly unbelieveable
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes but this version is much better I'm a great believer in continuous
> > > > process improvement which all these businesses have of improving themselves
> > > > and improving themselves until it's possible that there's just no more room
> > > > for improvement and then they improve themselves some more but the trouble
> > > > is
> > > > what they improve themselves to is undesirable
> > > But running out of improvements you need to make is endless.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes you're right Mike running out of improvements you need to make his
> > endless so therefore we will always be running out of improvements we need to
> > make but running out of improvements means we can't improve anything anymore
> > it's perfection so if we run out of improvements that's what we have the
> > perfect state but we all know that the state is not perfect all the way the
> > state is another word for the government is Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen or was it
> > Ronald Reagan said the government this in the government dead and how he was
> > the government it was self reference just like hofstadter!
> I prefer his quote during his first campaign
>
> "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit,
> for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 08:34 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39-a859-aabf8391db61n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e512c107-73d5-4f8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:42:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<54f2ea0c-7060-4e62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vagina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responsible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rolled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NASA
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > admiring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bravely ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the
> > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > > > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her
> > > > > > > > > bare
> > > > > > > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black
> > > > > > > > > washrack
> > > > > > > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > > > > > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp
> > > > > > > > _n
> > > > > > > > Rg
> > > > > > > > De
> > > > > > > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my
> > > > > > > neighbor
> > > > > > > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I
> > > > > > > wanna
> > > > > > > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue
> > > > > > > jeans
> > > > > > > back to bright blue again.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Ever hear that one before?
> > > > > > Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is
> > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I made that one up
> > > > > > Hole-ly unbelieveable
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > yes but this version is much better I'm a great believer in continuous
> > > > > process improvement which all these businesses have of improving
> > > > > themselves
> > > > > and improving themselves until it's possible that there's just no more
> > > > > room
> > > > > for improvement and then they improve themselves some more but the
> > > > > trouble
> > > > > is
> > > > > what they improve themselves to is undesirable
> > > > But running out of improvements you need to make is endless.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > yes you're right Mike running out of improvements you need to make his
> > > endless so therefore we will always be running out of improvements we need
> > > to
> > > make but running out of improvements means we can't improve anything
> > > anymore
> > > it's perfection so if we run out of improvements that's what we have the
> > > perfect state but we all know that the state is not perfect all the way the
> > > state is another word for the government is Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen or was
> > > it
> > > Ronald Reagan said the government this in the government dead and how he
> > > was
> > > the government it was self reference just like hofstadter!
> > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> >
> > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit,
> > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run by
> person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.

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On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e512c107-73d5-4f8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:42:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<54f2ea0c-7060-4e62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vagina
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responsible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rolled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NASA
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > admiring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bravely ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > > > > > > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her
> > > > > > > > > > bare
> > > > > > > > > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black
> > > > > > > > > > washrack
> > > > > > > > > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > > > > > > > > And if it had, it would have died
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp
> > > > > > > > > _n
> > > > > > > > > Rg
> > > > > > > > > De
> > > > > > > > > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my
> > > > > > > > neighbor
> > > > > > > > lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I
> > > > > > > > wanna
> > > > > > > > die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue
> > > > > > > > jeans
> > > > > > > > back to bright blue again.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Purdy damn funny, eh?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Ever hear that one before?
> > > > > > > Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is
> > > > > > > > "the
> > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I made that one up
> > > > > > > Hole-ly unbelieveable
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes but this version is much better I'm a great believer in continuous
> > > > > > process improvement which all these businesses have of improving
> > > > > > themselves
> > > > > > and improving themselves until it's possible that there's just no more
> > > > > > room
> > > > > > for improvement and then they improve themselves some more but the
> > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > what they improve themselves to is undesirable
> > > > > But running out of improvements you need to make is endless.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > yes you're right Mike running out of improvements you need to make his
> > > > endless so therefore we will always be running out of improvements we need
> > > > to
> > > > make but running out of improvements means we can't improve anything
> > > > anymore
> > > > it's perfection so if we run out of improvements that's what we have the
> > > > perfect state but we all know that the state is not perfect all the way the
> > > > state is another word for the government is Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen or was
> > > > it
> > > > Ronald Reagan said the government this in the government dead and how he
> > > > was
> > > > the government it was self reference just like hofstadter!
> > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > >
> > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit,
> > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run by
> > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 09:09 UTC

On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7-ba52-68165820286an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > >
> > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit,
> > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > >
> > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run by
> > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
>
> I always figured that one person up against the government is like an insect
> right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an individual with
> free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System is that
> it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and Turn them
> into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere

So that is why you are hiding under your bed

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:19 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > >
> > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit,
> > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > >
> > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run by
> > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> >
> > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an insect
> > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an individual with
> > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System is that
> > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and Turn them
> > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.

Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"

mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear them

mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in . since I can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?

oh little darling you'll make a great logician.

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by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:44 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032-9be1-22a1d4b5183an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > >
> > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run by
> > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > >
> > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > insect
> > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an individual
> > > with
> > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System is
> > > that
> > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and Turn
> > > them
> > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
>
> Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
>
> mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear them
>
> mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in . since I
> can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
>
> oh little darling you'll make a great logician.

That does not compute

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:54 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run by
> > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > >
> > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > insect
> > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an individual
> > > > with
> > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System is
> > > > that
> > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and Turn
> > > > them
> > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> >
> > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> >
> > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear them
> >
> > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in . since I
> > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> >
> > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> That does not compute
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it back..
I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth anymore.

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by: Mike - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 19:07 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021-9ad5-2c605dd99e0en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > >
> > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > > insect
> > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an individual
> > > > > with
> > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System is
> > > > > that
> > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and Turn
> > > > > them
> > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > >
> > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > >
> > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear them
> > >
> > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in . since I
> > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > >
> > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > That does not compute
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it back.
> I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth anymore.

Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket

https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 10 Jun 2022 22:02 UTC

On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being run
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of political
> > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > > > insect
> > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an individual
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System is
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and Turn
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > >
> > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > >
> > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear them
> > > >
> > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in . since I
> > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > >
> > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > That does not compute
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it back.
> > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth anymore.
> Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
>
> https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where you can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter

you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard there's a big future in micro chips?

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by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:42 UTC

On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14845d90-19c2-4794-a6db-f2ca1af4ce88n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being
> > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and
> > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > >
> > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > >
> > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear
> > > > > them
> > > > >
> > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > since I
> > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > >
> > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > That does not compute
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it
> > > back.
> > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > anymore.
> > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> >
> > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where you
> can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
>
> you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard there's
> a big future in micro chips?

I poo poo that story.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 16:50 UTC

On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being
> > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and
> > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear
> > > > > > them
> > > > > >
> > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > since I
> > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it
> > > > back.
> > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > anymore.
> > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > >
> > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where you
> > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> >
> > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard there's
> > a big future in micro chips?
> I poo poo that story.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and there's a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and donated to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable place and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went in there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the penny she had in her hands .
oh , what a crafty Humbert.
Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and then maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or something like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and why is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my ranch house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that reaction.

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by: Mike - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:45 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8-adbc-af552e6e0cd0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being
> > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and
> > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it
> > > > > back.
> > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > > anymore.
> > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > > >
> > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where you
> > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > >
> > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > there's
> > > a big future in micro chips?
> > I poo poo that story.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and there's
> a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and donated
> to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable place
> and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went in
> there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I
> handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the penny
> she had in her hands .
> oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and
> there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and then
> maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or something
> like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and why
> is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my ranch
> house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that
> reaction.

THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their maternal
instincts

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 11 Jun 2022 21:48 UTC

On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is being
> > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like an
> > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the System
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and
> > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't hear
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it
> > > > > > back.
> > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where you
> > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > >
> > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > there's
> > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > I poo poo that story.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and there's
> > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and donated
> > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable place
> > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went in
> > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I
> > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the penny
> > she had in her hands .
> > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and
> > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and then
> > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or something
> > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and why
> > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my ranch
> > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that
> > reaction.
> THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their maternal
> instincts
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 09:27 UTC

On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3-856e-366f1931db23n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the
> > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and
> > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't
> > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it
> > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where
> > > > > you
> > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > >
> > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > > there's
> > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > there's
> > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > donated
> > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable
> > > place
> > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went in
> > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I
> > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the
> > > penny
> > > she had in her hands .
> > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and
> > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and then
> > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or something
> > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and
> > > why
> > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my
> > > ranch
> > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that
> > > reaction.
> > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their maternal
> > instincts
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Feeble physically or mentally?

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 12 Jun 2022 18:18 UTC

On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is like
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them and
> > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't
> > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take it
> > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > > > there's
> > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > there's
> > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > donated
> > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable
> > > > place
> > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went in
> > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I
> > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the
> > > > penny
> > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and
> > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and then
> > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or something
> > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and
> > > > why
> > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my
> > > > ranch
> > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that
> > > > reaction.
> > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their maternal
> > > instincts
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Feeble physically or mentally?
> What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old man
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 09:34 UTC

On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba-90dd-7a7a08f3ba94n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > > there's
> > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > > donated
> > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable
> > > > > place
> > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went
> > > > > in
> > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I
> > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the
> > > > > penny
> > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and
> > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and
> > > > > then
> > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > something
> > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and
> > > > > why
> > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my
> > > > > ranch
> > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that
> > > > > reaction.
> > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > maternal
> > > > instincts
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old man
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you must be about 106 judging by your
> writing style.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 20:03 UTC

On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the earth
> > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit Bucket
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form where
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > > > there's
> > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > > > donated
> > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable
> > > > > > place
> > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so I
> > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the
> > > > > > penny
> > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries and
> > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > something
> > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?" and
> > > > > > why
> > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my
> > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have that
> > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > maternal
> > > > > instincts
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old man
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > writing style.
> all those sweet young things have drained me
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 09:51 UTC

On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6-a545-f441d6158d34n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable
> > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the
> > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?"
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my
> > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old man
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > writing style.
> > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you're a swamp?

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 17:52 UTC

On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to take
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he heard
> > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo .
> > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the predictable
> > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I went
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille so
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of the
> > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?"
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at my
> > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the the
> > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old man
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > writing style.
> > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you're a swamp?
> But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:43 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4-ab9f-131a1f26ace7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo
> > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I
> > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?"
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old
> > > > > > man
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > writing style.
> > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you're a swamp?
> > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all the
> details of my wonderfulness.

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On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun " and
> > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate and
> > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo poo
> > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I
> > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my groceries
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out at
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they have
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old
> > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all the
> > details of my wonderfulness.
> You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling asleep
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:42 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59-8f1e-3ee98ee2ce26n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo
> > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I
> > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out
> > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old
> > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all
> > > the
> > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling asleep
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?

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On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old
> > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all
> > > > the
> > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling asleep
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?
> The moor the merrier
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 07:35 UTC

On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<067e05cd-2181-4789-8660-93723163d2dan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty
> > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all
> > > > > the
> > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling asleep
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?
> > The moor the merrier
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him merrier?

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:24 UTC

On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:35:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<067e05cd-2181-4789...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling asleep
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?
> > > The moor the merrier
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him merrier?
> Aren you a fen of his???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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