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by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 08:36 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886-b7d6-d5646a3462cfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they
> > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the
> > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his
> > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't
> > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like
> > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies
> > > > > and
> > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just
> > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that
> > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > should
> > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and
> > > > > yet
> > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out for
> > money.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble is
> I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long time
> and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party and
> then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.

But that is neither hear nor there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 16:44 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they
> > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the
> > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his
> > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it in
> > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he made
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't
> > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only trouble
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like
> > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better enemies
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends just
> > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns that
> > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > should
> > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic and
> > > > > > yet
> > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out for
> > > money.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble is
> > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long time
> > and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party and
> > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> But that is neither hear nor there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 17:07 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9beee855-8d16-460b-8ac8-03ab4e8f04c9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they
> > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the
> > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his
> > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he
> > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't
> > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like
> > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends
> > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out for
> > > > money.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble
> > > is
> > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long time
> > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party
> > > and
> > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because here or
> there covers it.

He must be there as you used hare remover on him

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:12 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did they
> > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built the
> > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably his
> > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he
> > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains (by
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't
> > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm like
> > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends
> > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out for
> > > > > money.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble
> > > > is
> > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long time
> > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party
> > > > and
> > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because here or
> > there covers it.
> He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:45 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a86a999e-3577-4986-8ac4-0822860b2c9bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he
> > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains
> > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends
> > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > money.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble
> > > > > is
> > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long
> > > > > time
> > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party
> > > > > and
> > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because here or
> > > there covers it.
> > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover anyway?

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 23:03 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he
> > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be friends
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after you.
> > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the trouble
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long
> > > > > > time
> > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a third-party
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because here or
> > > > there covers it.
> > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover anyway?
> Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 08:38 UTC

On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968-a59c-58ba5338d833n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after
> > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long
> > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because here
> > > > > or
> > > > > there covers it.
> > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover anyway?
> > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy Krishnas.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 27 Jun 2022 15:40 UTC

On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly) built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home ( probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740 he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in general
> > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with
> > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands out
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long
> > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her anymore.
> > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because here
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover anyway?
> > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy Krishnas.
> This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> original group
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after
> > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long
> > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because
> > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > anyway?
> > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy Krishnas.
> > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> > original group
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while they're
> working wood?

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On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student. I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go after
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a long
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because
> > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy Krishnas.
> > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> > > original group
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while they're
> > working wood?
> They are trying to carve out their own image.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 10:07 UTC

On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012-9451-35732d55b5ebn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a
> > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because
> > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy Krishnas.
> > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> > > > original group
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > they're
> > > working wood?
> > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with fire.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:10 UTC

On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a
> > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because
> > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy Krishnas.
> > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> > > > > original group
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > they're
> > > > working wood?
> > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with fire.
> And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 20:11 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e3a677d6-0d29-43ef-83f5-c17763cb038en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because
> > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy
> > > > > > > Krishnas.
> > > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> > > > > > original group
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > > they're
> > > > > working wood?
> > > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with
> > > fire.
> > And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There's this certain kind of ant that gives witches a lot of problems ; it
> has a name, it's called the coven ant.

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On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:11:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e3a677d6-0d29-43ef...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money , the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere because
> > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy
> > > > > > > > Krishnas.
> > > > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of the
> > > > > > > original group
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > > > they're
> > > > > > working wood?
> > > > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with
> > > > fire.
> > > And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There's this certain kind of ant that gives witches a lot of problems ; it
> > has a name, it's called the coven ant.
> Thats one way to compact all your problems into a small package
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 11:15 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c98d2a7-ed87-4731-b313-2d0e694a8e76n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:11:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e3a677d6-0d29-43ef...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy
> > > > > > > > > Krishnas.
> > > > > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > original group
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > working wood?
> > > > > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with
> > > > > fire.
> > > > And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There's this certain kind of ant that gives witches a lot of problems ; it
> > > has a name, it's called the coven ant.
> > Thats one way to compact all your problems into a small package
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was objection to
> calling people below average height either dwarfs or midgets so the
> politically correct came up
> "little people" but that's no good because a little person could be a child
> so they studied the problem, now the latest appellation for these people is
> "compact citizens”.
Thats the problem with the P.C. cloud. They spend most of their time trying
to stamp out the appearance of a problem (even if there is not one)
and not on actually solving real the real problems.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 17:38 UTC

On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:15:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c98d2a7-ed87-4731...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:11:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e3a677d6-0d29-43ef...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003 ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him . The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare remover
> > > > > > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy
> > > > > > > > > > Krishnas.
> > > > > > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > original group
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > working wood?
> > > > > > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with
> > > > > > fire.
> > > > > And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There's this certain kind of ant that gives witches a lot of problems ; it
> > > > has a name, it's called the coven ant.
> > > Thats one way to compact all your problems into a small package
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was objection to
> > calling people below average height either dwarfs or midgets so the
> > politically correct came up
> > "little people" but that's no good because a little person could be a child
> > so they studied the problem, now the latest appellation for these people is
> > "compact citizens”.
> Thats the problem with the P.C. cloud. They spend most of their time trying
> to stamp out the appearance of a problem (even if there is not one)
> and not on actually solving real the real problems.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 20:05 UTC

On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab-b1f4-b6653d37b9f2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:15:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5c98d2a7-ed87-4731...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:11:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e3a677d6-0d29-43ef...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > remover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy
> > > > > > > > > > > Krishnas.
> > > > > > > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > original group
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > working wood?
> > > > > > > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with
> > > > > > > fire.
> > > > > > And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There's this certain kind of ant that gives witches a lot of problems ;
> > > > > it
> > > > > has a name, it's called the coven ant.
> > > > Thats one way to compact all your problems into a small package
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was objection to
> > > calling people below average height either dwarfs or midgets so the
> > > politically correct came up
> > > "little people" but that's no good because a little person could be a child
> > > so they studied the problem, now the latest appellation for these people is
> > > "compact citizens”.
> > Thats the problem with the P.C. cloud. They spend most of their time trying
> > to stamp out the appearance of a problem (even if there is not one)
> > and not on actually solving real the real problems.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"), so
> Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's that
> fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I don't
> know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says "No,
> the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that The
> Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.

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On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:15:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5c98d2a7-ed87-4731...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:11:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e3a677d6-0d29-43ef...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:07:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<43ca8876-5ad4-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4dc91709-324e-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<409ea9fc-3930-4968...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:45:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a86a999e-3577-4986...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:07:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9beee855-8d16-460b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:37:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<733cd3a1-6b3b-4886...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:51:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f0efa9e-78db-4652...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:45:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<547c4621-5cca-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:34:07 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38488b7e-6170-4a4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:43:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa2ca7bb-865b-4807...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the language is called Ada , it was written for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DOD
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > studied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnson space Center while I was there , so you've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difference engine and you say serial number two ,how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > altogether?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The London Computer History Museum(if I recall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > correctly)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > built
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran out of money to build the printer for it. So a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Silicon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Valley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > millionaire
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave them the money to finish and to build a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Until he could find a place for it first in his home (
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > probably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > objected)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then in his business it was kept at the Computer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > History
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Museum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > During the day, at specified times, the staff would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demonstrate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > operation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Go to YouTube,com and search for babbage difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Douglas Hofstadter's tome "Godel, Escher, Bach" on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > page
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 740
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reverse acronym
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it goes : C, EGABBAB: "Compose ever greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > artificial
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by)." I changed it a little and came up with "Compose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > greater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > global
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > systems (by and by)." I sent that to him July 17, 2003
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although he did reply to a lot of things I sent him .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's impossible to know if it was he or a graduate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > student.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Asimov
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was , a one-man show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh well, no pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you sy this is a no pun and closed topic???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh no I'd like to continue on you see at one time we were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enemies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wasn't sure whether we could continue on then we got to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > friends
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like we're dearest friends right here so even though I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means my particular post had no puns not that the thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > should
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end. it is the rarest of the rare that two people become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antagonistic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > later become dearest best friends later.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am not ready to be in an Alphonse and Gastone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relationship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I want you to form a relationship first, then I will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I keep my relations at arms length. They all have their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that was my ex-wife all the way having a hand out for money ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't say anything about it because the rest of our lives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and she might find out about this post directly or through a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > third-party
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then boy would I be in trouble although I never hear from her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is neither hear nor there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If something is neither here nor there it can't be anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there covers it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He must be there as you used hare remover on him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wasn't Elmer Fudd a hare remover , or else a wanna be hare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > remover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he was a member of Hare-y Krishna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Most of those Krishna guys are bald , but there are a few Hairy
> > > > > > > > > > > > Krishnas.
> > > > > > > > > > > This a splinter group that wigged out after learning the teaching of
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > original group
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A splinter group ? why don't these people learn to wear gloves while
> > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > working wood?
> > > > > > > > > They are trying to carve out their own image.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And create an image isomorphic to the Golden Calf? That's playing with
> > > > > > > > fire.
> > > > > > > And making an ark enemy of someone you should not have.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's this certain kind of ant that gives witches a lot of problems ;
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > has a name, it's called the coven ant.
> > > > > Thats one way to compact all your problems into a small package
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was objection to
> > > > calling people below average height either dwarfs or midgets so the
> > > > politically correct came up
> > > > "little people" but that's no good because a little person could be a child
> > > > so they studied the problem, now the latest appellation for these people is
> > > > "compact citizens”.
> > > Thats the problem with the P.C. cloud. They spend most of their time trying
> > > to stamp out the appearance of a problem (even if there is not one)
> > > and not on actually solving real the real problems.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"), so
> > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's that
> > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I don't
> > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says "No,
> > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that The
> > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
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by: Mike - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:17 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb-9b58-720103b8ee14n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"), so
> > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's that
> > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I don't
> > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says "No,
> > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that The
> > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
>
> yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your money
> until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it winds up
> in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center and
> she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same way .
> what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures saved
> to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes too
> and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there until
> the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three days.

And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when their
sex tape leaked

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 22:49 UTC

On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"), so
> > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's that
> > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I don't
> > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says "No,
> > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that The
> > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> >
> > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your money
> > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it winds up
> > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center and
> > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same way .
> > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures saved
> > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes too
> > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there until
> > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three days.
> And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when their
> sex tape leaked
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some silicone rubber or something like that ?

I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to try again but I'd have to supervise all the action.

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by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:18 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899-9b0b-fd9c526100c9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"), so
> > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's that
> > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I
> > > > > don't
> > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says
> > > > > "No,
> > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that
> > > > > The
> > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > >
> > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your
> > > money
> > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it winds
> > > up
> > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center and
> > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same way .
> > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures
> > > saved
> > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes too
> > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there until
> > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three days.
> > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when their
> > sex tape leaked
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> silicone rubber or something like that ?
>
> I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to try
> again but I'd have to supervise all the action.

VHS or Betamax??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 11:17 UTC

pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"), so
> > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's that
> > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I
> > > > > > don't
> > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says
> > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that
> > > > > > The
> > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > >
> > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your
> > > > money
> > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it winds
> > > > up
> > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center and
> > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same way .
> > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures
> > > > saved
> > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes too
> > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there until
> > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three days.
> > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when their
> > > sex tape leaked
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> >
> > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to try
> > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> VHS or Betamax??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:

If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.

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by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 15:07 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005-9c15-444bc6e3da1bn@googlegroups.com>):

> pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"),
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I
> > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says
> > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that
> > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > >
> > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your
> > > > > money
> > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it
> > > > > winds
> > > > > up
> > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center
> > > > > and
> > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same way
> > > > > .
> > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures
> > > > > saved
> > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes
> > > > > too
> > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there
> > > > > until
> > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three
> > > > > days.
> > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when
> > > > their
> > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > >
> > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to try
> > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > VHS or Betamax??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
>
> If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.

It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a flop.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 17:25 UTC

On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their stupid
> > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I
> > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says
> > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage that
> > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your
> > > > > > money
> > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it
> > > > > > winds
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same way
> > > > > > .
> > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures
> > > > > > saved
> > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes
> > > > > > too
> > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there
> > > > > > until
> > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three
> > > > > > days.
> > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when
> > > > > their
> > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > >
> > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to try
> > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> >
> > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.
> It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a flop..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.

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by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 19:09 UTC

On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2-b76c-b16446df1693n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for their
> > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car, Babble for
> > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says "What's
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny says "I
> > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little Johnny says
> > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of storage
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not know
> > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks keep your
> > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet and it
> > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare center
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the same
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still pictures
> > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover that goes
> > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be there
> > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about three
> > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out when
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with some
> > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > >
> > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they wanted to
> > > > > try
> > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of orgasm:
> > >
> > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a coin.
> > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a flop.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.

German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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